Oscar falls in love with a princess from a very small country whose royal portrait is being shot by Felix.

There's only one way Felix can get new costumes for his opera group: Oscar has to win the money in a pool game.

Oscar lies to his mother and tells her that he has a girl -- and she wants to meet her.

Felix is complaining about his nose and decides to get an operation. Oscar is ready to go out with Nancy when he lands on his ankle. Felix and Oscar both end up in the same room at the hospital. Gloria tries to take care of them when they get home.

Flashback Episode: Oscar helps Felix try to get over his neatness, which includes a flashback to Felix's childhood--a neat one to be exact.

Humorous story about Felix's "dead" parrot.

Oscar and Felix are arrested after Murray raids the poker game.

Oscar pulls Felix back into the apartment after he loses his balance while washing the window, and soon regrets his heroism as Felix endeavors to find ways to say "thank you".

Oscar begins sleepwalking and annoys Felix.

Oscar has a great and unusual idea about how to prevent his mother from knowing about his divorce.

Felix becomes lawyer to himself and Oscar after they get charged with ticket scalping.

After being kicked out of his apartment five years earlier, Felix convices his ex-wife that they should remarry. She accepts and they are married. All of a sudden, Oscar Madison is alone, again.

In this episode, we find out why Oscar, Felix, and Nancy were arrested.

After meeting Allen Ludden and Betty White at a restaurant where our buddies were having dinner with their dates, Oscar and Felix practice Password at home with their friends, and then try out for the show, where they become contestants, and the hilarity ensues!

Oscar and Felix flash back to how they first met, "12 Angry Men" style.

When Felix feels he's responsible for the separation of a young couple on the very day of their wedding he tries to get the stubborn couple back together

Oscar's ulcer begins to flare up again.

Oscar and Felix's neighbor might very well be a bank robber.

Oscar gets a big chance to cover a wrestling match between the United States and China.

When Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment, he moves in with Murray, then Vinnie, and then the Pigeon sisters.

Oscar and Felix become big brothers to a fatherless boy.

Oscar and his buddies go to a play featuring Felix's "librarian" girlfriend that bares "the naked truth."

A tough hockey player challenges Felix to a boxing match.

Felix is afraid of flying, but he has a photography assignment in Houston. Will he overcome his fear?

After Felix gets angry at Oscar for burning his bed, Oscar suggests that they appear as contestants on a New York version of Let's Make a Deal so they can win a bed as a prize. What do they dress as? Front and back ends of a horse! What happens? You'll have to see to believe!

Oscar chooses between a poker game and a birthday party for Felix's daughter.

Oscar's poker buddies believe that the eternally-strapped Oscar swiped fifty dollars out of the kitty during a building-wide blackout; Oscar fights to prove his innocence.

Oscar and Felix move into a San Quentin-style building.

Oscar is unable to start writing his book while Felix won't stop cracking his whip.

Oscar and Felix check into a fat farm.

A weekend at a mountain cabin proves horrendous.

Oscar resists throat surgery, so Felix keeps nagging him to have it.

Felix suffers from a very unique case of trauma while expecting a child.

A monster is created when Felix shucks Oscar into posing for a cologne ad.

In Rigoletto, Oscar is the court jester and Felix is the maestro of the production.

Felix is jealous when Oscar and Richard Dawson are selected to be co-hosts of a TV show.

After Oscar takes a job as a radio host, Felix comes up with his own ideas to boost the ratings.

Oscar wants to be a family man.

Felix decides to write a song for Jaye P. Morgan.

Oscar and his dentist try to convince Felix to invest in a new product: barnacle-made glue!

Oscar decides to be as clean as Felix after being called a slob by his girlfriend.

Felix abducts Silver the Canine Wonder from a bad agent.

While Felix is out of town, his grandfather runs away from the old folks home to the apartment, and proves to Oscar to be just as big a pest as his grandson.

Felix starts a picket line with his fellow tenants over high rent rates.

Felix drops a bombshell when he refuses to participate in the championship bowling match.

Felix and Oscar join Brother Ralph, a former ad exec who turned his back on the rat race, at the Brotherhood of Life Mission for a retreat of peace and contemplation.

Felix tries to be a pal to his daughter.

The New York Metropolitan Opera's Marilyn Horne stars as Felix's new discovery, but is too shy to appear in his opera unless Oscar is in it as well.

Felix takes a writing course and gives the words "no talent" new meaning.

Oscar's old Army buddy visits, and his musical talent impresses Felix.

Bobby Riggs appears and tries to hustle Oscar out of all his possessions.

A baby causes one heck of an evening.

Edward Villella teaches Oscar and Felix how to dance while dancing to music from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.

Felix tries to get his old college band on Monty Hall's nostalgia program.

Flashback Episode: Felix attempts to salvage Oscar's marriage and ends up destroying his own marriage.

Felix makes a movie about... Oscar Madison!!

Felix joins the NYPD's civilian unit.

Oscar's secretary is upset over the loss of her errant beau.

Oscar and Felix try to find a maid who is beautiful enough for Oscar, and clean enough for Felix.

Felix nurses Oscar's ulcer.

Parking nightmares for Oscar and Felix as they fruitlessly attempt to find a parking spot for their new automobile.

Felix tries to convince Oscar that New York City is a fun place to live.

Oscar is smitten by Dr. Nancy Cunningham, who is treating Felix's allergies.

Felix's instinct involves Oscar, a sports banquet, and a murder attempt.

Felix's ex-wife visits and he thinks that he can convince her to take him back.

Felix comes up with a scheme to prove he is more physically fit than Oscar.

Felix helps Oscar get a job with Howard Cosell.

Oscar's secretary is doomed when she becomes Felix's agent.