Ray Parker Jr. has some new songs; a man can't stop saying "deez nuts"; Keegan has to call 911; a young man learns about Negrotown.

A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.

One man's bikini-clad woman is another man's mystery, and two friends step up their hat game.

Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key attempt to say a forbidden word in regards to their women, Lil Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels - with the help of his anger translator.

The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a family comes to terms with a relative's gay wedding, a couple of racists express some surprising views, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.

A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.

A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.

Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.

Jordan and Keegan engage in an epic flicker match, and a flash mob goes terribly wrong.

A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a man in a neck brace attempts to party down, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.

A biracial boy has penis concerns, and an inner-city substitute teacher takes roll call.

Two black students compete for a cappella supremacy, Andre and Meegan go on their first date, and would-be terrorists get caught up in the food truck business.

Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home; Keegan endures a job interview; a tailor has a gassy client; the valets discuss "Game of Thrones"; a new strategy for telemarketing.

Two friends get into an argument at a club; Meegan and André talk about their relationship; a rapper walks out of an interview; Conrad flies business select; Keegan has a new mustache.

The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.

Luther informs Mitt Romney who won the election, and a non-stop party refuses to stop.

Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.

A gospel group must practice without its coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.

A gangster participates in a drive-by; a mom writes a song for her son; two scam artists compete with each other; an "Undercover Boss" reveals himself; Big Boi runs into André 3000; two guys get into a car accident.

Jordan and Keegan debate who is blacker, and Bobby McFerrin duels Michael Winslow.

A tickle game between two friends gets a little strange; brainstorming for "Gremlins 2"; a man deals with an unruly office janitor; two thugs suspect their friend snitched; Keegan and Jordan discuss Africa at a party.

An airline passenger has a standoff with a flight attendant, Shaboots and T-Ray deliver a lecture on women's periods, and a prayer group receives a visit from God.

President Obama doesn't get special treatment, and a young Forest Whitaker terrifies his babysitter.

A rescue dog displays a troubling attitude, and Luther provides presidential debate zingers.

A detective puts himself in the mind of a perpetrator, a retro action hero infiltrates a villain's compound, and President Obama addresses the critics within his party.

Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.

A politician denies sending lewd photos; a detective interrogates a rapper; Cedric and Levi find lightning in a bottle; two Southern gentlemen compliment women; Jordan runs into an old friend; a cop takes things literally.

A tough guy cries in front of his crew, and substitute teacher Mr. Nostrand does not play.

A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.

Why are there no more rap groups? Keegan and Jordan have an answer.

A concussed football player cheering his team on, a man accusing his wife of being unfaithful, and a restaurateur scaring away his customers.

Judge Jessie has a new show; a man waits for his job interview; two ladies catch up over drinks; the valets discuss Val Kilmer; a retired military specialist is briefed on a new project; a woman introduces her fiancé to her parents.