When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever – but “Casa del Nick” is soon dealing with some disappointed customers.

When Nick gets a doctors report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low.

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

Lindsey makes a reality show about her family that she tries to script when she thinks they're too boring – until Kevin finds Suzanne's gun in her bedroom and shows it to Troy, bringing real danger to the household.

Mr. Peterson asks Nick to co-host his wife's charity walkathon, but Nick is soon put into an uncomfortable situation when he suspects that Mrs. Peterson has stolen Marilyn's bracelet.

When a well-respected actor shadows Nick to prepare for an upcoming role as an anchor, his methods turn out to be much more invasive that Nick had expected. Meanwhile, Kevin advances to the final round of a Spelling Bee.

Nick anxiously awaits for a promotion, but he works hard to prove that he got what it takes and works with a colleague who is arrogant.

When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.

While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections is more important than studying hard and getting good grades.

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

Nick suspects that a mysterious someone has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves town for the week to attend a childhood friend's wedding; and Marilyn tries to teach the children a life lesson.

Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job.

When Nick accidentally pulls up an adult Web site at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.

When the entire Kingston-Persons' clan plus their parents and their friends and their friends' parents end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of – the turkey.

Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick has suspicions about her new beau's true motives. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm.

Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides.

Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang.

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

Mr. Peterson announces a new KAWT morning show featuring a reality show star as the co-host, but she threatens Nick's and the other anchors' jobs in order to steal the spotlight.

Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event.

The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.

A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring.

After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.

When Nick doesn't realize his microphone is on and insults a colleague at the station. Meanwhile, the children teach Internet skills to Marilyn.