Secrets rain down on the Lopez clan like candy from an exploding piñata when Mayan invites her therapist, Dr. Glenda Brenda, to mediate some family drama at Rosie's engagement party.

There's no order in the court when George and Rosie ask a TV judge to resolve their dispute. Mayan and Quinten enroll Chance in Folklorico dance classes.

When Chance gets into a fight at school, George and Rosie blame Mayan and Quinten's loosey-goosey parenting. Rosie tries therapy and is surprised to learn the source of her problems isn't George.

George thinks Rosie's fiancé might be hiding an unholy secret, so he goes undercover to get him to confess and expose the truth. With wedding bells in the air, Chance puts pressure on Mayan and Quinten about why they're not married.

The stress of Mayan and Quinten's new jobs leads to an unexpected amount of conflict and pizza. George and Rosie find a way to benefit from the mayhem.

When Mayan's ex-Godfather, Don, returns to town, she's afraid he'll drag George back into a life of drinking, gambling, and womanizing. But just when Mayan's ready to send Don packing, he makes her an offer she can't refuse.

George seeks out his fitness-obsessed lawyer brother Manny’s services after the family is locked out of the house — and as always, family drama resurfaces.

When George's controversial new appliance turns up dead, he mounts a true-crime investigation; Chance tests the bounds of honesty with his family.

Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity. Rosie's ethics are put to the test in the kitchen.

When a visiting veterinarian takes an interest in Mayan, she worries that she might be destined to repeat the Lopez legacy of cheating, dating all the way back to her Aztec ancestor Tonto Tecate-Can.

After George experiences a minor fall that leaves him with cake on his face, the family begins to treat him like a fragile old man. When Chance is caught using a curse word, Rosie questions Mayan's modern parenting techniques.

George hits the bottle as Mayan hits her limit with his behavior. Rosie is drunk with jealousy when Chance announces George is his hero.

George shows he is a less-than-perfect babysitter when he loses Chance at a discount department store. Quinten discovers Mayan's been holding out on him.

When Mayan loses her job, she goes to work for George and discovers there's nothing easy about working for Lop-EZ Movers. Rosie gives Quinten a loan that comes with a whole lot of terms and conditions.

When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero who tells them the house isn’t haunted, it’s George! The ghost of his grandmother is hell-bent on righting a past wrong and will keep throwing chanclas at his big head until he does it.

While Mayan tries to track down the perfect Christmas gift for Chance, George has to settle a feud with Santa that stretches back to George's childhood. Quinten tries to shake Rosie out of her holiday blues.

Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made. George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always play fair... unless you're losing.

When Quinten misses out on a promotion at the Apple Store for being too soft, George and Oscar take him to the swap meet to teach him how to get hard. A leopard-print-loving Rosie finds out that Mayan thinks she's tacky.

When George's vivid dreams reveal he has feelings for Rosie, he avoids sleeping and gets distracted at work. When Chance tests at a genius-level IQ, Mayan and Quinten fear that they're a couple of dum-dums.

George believes he can fix Mayan’s anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the Dollar Store.

When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it. When Chance stops using his dad's last name at school, Quinten worries he's embarrassed of him.

As part of Alcoholics Anonymous, George makes amends with everyone except Oscar, who seeks an apology at a football game, but a run-in with Marshawn Lynch fumbles the plan. Mayan and Quinten try to spark Rosie's love life but end up getting burned.

On Chance's birthday, George throws a party, and Rosie's sisters throw shade.

When Rosie's spoiled nephew Orlando visits, Mayan sets out to expose Rosie's cultural gender bias. George wants to teach Chance the value of hard work, but, instead, helps him create a toxic work environment.

To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.

George has a big secret to keep when he starts spending time with Rosie's ex-fiancé behind her back; Mayan tries to manage a customer's move herself; Quinten tries to tackle a plumbing problem at home without George's help.