Simon Chan has returned to his home town after many years training in a faraway martial arts temple. Well, not really. The truth is Simon was at Marshall's Art School, in Melbourne...

Simon must find a way to defend his mother's shop from a gang of pirate DVD dealers. Petal pushes Simon to tell Egg that he's not a warrior, but he's worried Egg will blow his secret. Egg is tempted into pirate DVD addiction.

Cabramatta is gripped by fish-fighting fever. After a winning streak with her prize fish 'Little Simon' Mrs Chan loses her shop in a bet with gang leader Kai Le. Can Simon, Petal and Egg win it back?

It's ghost month and angry spirits are attacking shops. Simon is called upon to drive them out, but after a visit from his dead father he becomes convinced that his lie about being a warrior has made the spirits restless.

It's Cabramatta's food festival and Mrs Chan is competing in the Signature Dish Smackdown Competition with her horny duck recipe. A rival chef is found dead and Mrs Chan is the prime suspect. Can Simon save her?

Mayor Crawford evicts Mrs Chan and the Old Market Street residents from their shops and gleefully announces his plan to erect a multi-storey car park in their place. Simon challenges the Mayor to a series of public debates.