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Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But...
Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas
S5 Ep4
10.0
5th Dec 2017
Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.
Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings
S4 Ep6
10.0
16th May 2017
Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.
Screaming Penis
S3 Ep6
10.0
21st Sep 2016
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!
The Jerk Off Text
S3 Ep5
10.0
14th Sep 2016
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
Old People Punching
S3 Ep4
10.0
7th Sep 2016
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses
S5 Ep5
9.0
11th Dec 2017
Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Femme Fatales
S5 Ep2
9.0
20th Nov 2017
Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles
S5 Ep1
9.0
16th Nov 2017
Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Tweeting for Trump
S4 Ep3
9.0
18th Apr 2017
Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
Evil Twin & Fart Parade
S2 Ep4
9.0
9th Mar 2016
Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!
Worst Episodes of Million Dollars, But...
Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings
S4 Ep8
6.0
23rd May 2017
Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.
Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry
S5 Ep3
6.0
27th Nov 2017
Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
S1 Ep9
7.0
20th Dec 2015
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...
Girls vs Ninjas
S3 Ep3
7.0
24th Aug 2016
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat
S4 Ep4
7.0
25th Apr 2017
Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.
80's Flashback
S4 Ep5
7.0
2nd May 2017
Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!
Hunted by Linebackers
S3 Ep1
7.5
10th Aug 2016
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
S1 Ep5
8.0
5th Aug 2015
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
S1 Ep7
8.0
26th Aug 2015
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
S2 Ep3
8.0
24th Feb 2016
This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.
Million Dollars, But... Episode Guide
Million Dollars, But...
S1 Ep1
9.0
20th May 2015
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
S1 Ep2
9.0
8th Jul 2015
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
S1 Ep3
9.0
15th Jul 2015
This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.
Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
S1 Ep4
9.0
22nd Jul 2015
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
S1 Ep5
8.0
5th Aug 2015
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
S1 Ep6
8.5
19th Aug 2015
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
S1 Ep7
8.0
26th Aug 2015
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
S1 Ep8
9.0
9th Sep 2015
For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.
Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
S1 Ep9
7.0
20th Dec 2015
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...
The best rated episodes of Million Dollars, But... are:
Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas S5E4 rated 10.0
Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings S4E6 rated 10.0
