Wistful lovers are kept apart for 50 years.

What the participants of a perfect wedding really think.

Nostalgic tale about the first TV set on the block.

A date with a stripper isn't everything he wishes for.

A football player hides the fact that he is married.

A nudist woman brings her fiancee to the nudist camp where she was raised so he can meet her nudist parents.

A father skips prison to attend his daughter's wedding.

A dentist stutters when he's in love.

A basketball player has a roommate that does everything for him. When the ballplayer brings home a date, she makes an unexpected choice.

A sensitive and embarrassingly inexperienced teenager is railroaded into taking home a very worldly waitress.

An ace pool player meets a lovely novice who chalks up a cue.

An ancient test of manhood for a modern Indian bridegroom.

A woman takes delivery of a moaning sack.

A man tries to expose a female athlete.

A man's ex-wife still calls him in every emergency, and so does her new husband.

A pregnant divorcee who can't shake her ex.

A married man is assaulted by two love-starved women.

What to do when your coed daughter has a male roommate.

A man is on trial for 16 counts of bigamy.

Trials of a motel rendezvous.

A stewardess' daughter gets her pilot father and airline personnel mother back together again.

A woman has trouble admitting to her husband her actual age.

A story about Platonic cohabitation.

A pair of honeymooners cannot turn off a mechanical elf.

A mercenary mystic helps out a friend in need.

A traveling salesman in trouble over the farmer's daughter.

Using a pooch to mend a splitting marriage.

The effects of meditation on a marriage.

A ski instructor on his honeymoon can't get his mind off the slopes.

A psychiatrist (Lewis) gives bad advice to a married couple (Nye and Worley).

A Soviet woman and a cross-dresser rent a cabin while on the run.

A woman loses her contact lens moments before her boyfriend visits.

An old-fashioned man decides to become modern and starts looking ""hip"" in order to follow today's (1971) trends.

An extremely successful swinger.

When his car breaks down, a traveling salesman spends the night in a house that is home to four hillbillies -- one of them a girl.

A sailor has three female companions.

A grandfather seeks a divorce.

Polly resorts to a Chinese love potion to get some action out of her boyfriend.

The old you-ought-to-be-a-model routine.

An eagar lad's visions of seduction pale before his date's hangups on organic foods and great causes.

An executive cracks under the strain of working with an ultra-attractive secretary.

A recipe for marital bliss: fight a lot.

Five-foot-three Marvin Glassmire aspires to win the heart of the statuesque Sylvia.

An ex-wife makes matters difficult for her former husband who's about to give his new fiancee her ring.

A sketch about a mixed-up elopement.

A man meets his wife's ex-boyfriend who is living in poverty.

Conversation between a husband and wife who dress up (literally) for special occasions.

About a lovestruck practical joker.

A man makes up lies to his wife in order to cover up a night with a pin-up girl.

A blind date comedy.

A bachelor crashes with a married couple.

Tale of a worried mom and dad who think their daughter might marry a mobster.

A bit about Eskimo wife-sharing.

An old cowboy star is miffed about his ex-wife's lies on a TV talk show.

A bachelor pretends to be married so he can stay single.

A man asks questions about sex to his wife -- but she has trouble saying the word ""sex"" and always spells it out.

A young man tries to commit suicide by dropping from a high rise building to the ground.

A man in monster makeup.

A bride's tooth fillings pick up radio broadcasts.

A weird weapon is the focus of a duel between a press agent and a Latin American.

Heading for a Las Vegas wedding, a sailor and his girl end up in a dusty town.

A young man's father has a bride selected for him, much to his chagrin.

One boy with three girlfriends.

Honeymooners move into a model apartment.

A young scientist tries to win a girl with the aid of a time machine.

Two executives vie for a lovely secretary's attentions.

Tale about a lawyer too much in love with his feather-brained secretary.

About-to-be weds have been waiting seven years for her missing husband to be declared legally dead.

A young man's pen pal comes over for a visit.

A newlywed with an unusual pet peeve: he can't stand beds.

A shy junior executive takes musicals to heart: he's courting his secretary in song and dance.

A young man is always mistaken for a sex book author.

The difficulties of getting started on a family.

The slightly macabre tale of a gift cemetery plot.

A terribly confused wife of a philandering tycoon.

About the cave man's invention of the kiss.

A slapstick story about Christmas Eve.

A bride is bitten by the gambling bug.

A man courts a girl who seems to court accidents.

A man wants to end it all, but first he wants to meet a girl from the great beyond.

Warren Berlinger plays three flipped-out characters involved in a scheme to break up a romance.

An embarrassing moment on lovers' lane.

A married couple holds a bachelor party for her sister's fiancee.

How not to plan a small wedding.

A wig-wearing wife.

A newlywed couple spends the night at a motel and end up getting the wrong rooms.

Hiccups, or how to ruin a wedding night.

A sailor is hot to trot after 11 months away, but his mother wants him home.

A four-sided triangle.

A tale about an aphrodisiac used not wisely but too well.

Parents catch a couple sleeping.

A man is desperate to buy a fur coat for his girlfriend.

A hypnotized groom and the celebrating minister.

The American-bred son of a Middle Eastern ruler is given two fiancees.

To stop paying alimony, an executive pays an underling to marry his ex-wife.

A big-time gangster uses strong-arm methods to keep men away from his 19-year-old daughter.

Ways to wriggle out of a marriage proposal.

The battle for ownership of a brass bed involves Peter, his neighbor, and the rebirth of a Collonial courtship custom of bundling.

A double divorce is on the agenda when two men are married to the wrong girls.

A female boss pursues a British male employee.

There's a very real fly in the ointment of a marriage: the wife keeps one as a pet.

An inadvertant peeping Tom.

A woman comes home with a bear as her fiancee, much to the father's dismay.

A tale of talkative women and the men who tune them out.

A multi-millionaire finds that money cannot buy his secretary's affections.

A woman has a fear of apartments.

A young man brings his rich girlfriend home to his parents.

A boyfriend is upset when his girl allows a male neighbor to sleep in her spare bedroom.

Trevor has his business-trip accomodations in a swinging singles apartment. Then his wife arrives to cheer her supposedly lonesome hubby.

A man gets dumped by his girlfriend and decides to get a makeover.

A story about an emotional crisis hot-line and the girls who man the phones.

A dingaling hooked on soap operas.

A swinger is pursued by marriage-hungry women.

A brunette in a blonde wig arouses her husband's interest.

Libby is having her first baby, but it's her hubby who's having the pains.

A reporter dresses in drag while doing a story on Women's Lib.

A woman sees right through her son-in-law.

A husband and wife take separate vacations.

Sad saga of a balding customer and a lady barber who digs well-maned men.

How to give a guy a physical without his knowing what's coming off.

A girl's mother gets nervous about a man her husband brings over to their house.

A Latin lover faces the ultimate challenge.

A man uses his famous brother's reputation to impress a girl.

A novice kidnapper.

A couple lose at bridge and are convinced they've been the target of cheaters.

A triangular affair.

A wig-wearer lets the thing go to his head.

Four women plot to rob a jewelry store.

A story about a burglar and the lady he victimizes.

Two comedy writers try to meet a deadline, but the finacée of one is not very understanding.

A surprise visit from Adam West starts a tug of war between a husband and wife who have different matchmaking ideas.

When his son flunks sex education, a painter of nudes figures it's time for a talk with the teacher.

A young woman realizes that her grandmother is living with a man.

Hell hath no fury like a minister scorned -- and forced to perform the nuptials of his beloved.

A patient falls for a disinterested nurse.

An amorous mailroom boy has executive ambitions.

A caper about an annoying neighbor.

The lonely men at an Arctic weather station prepare for a sexy visitor.

What a man needs to get off his chest is the name ""Erna"".

The sink's plugged -- or how to snare a husband.

Two bar owners want to hire new waitresses, so they attempt to implement a new topless policy so their present waitresses would quit their job.

An egotistical private detective. (Animated)

A newly married couple spend the night at a motel. In the room they stay in, they find a dog hiding in one of the dresser drawers. Later, the owner shows up to get the dog.

A wallflower's dream: she's being courted by a tycoon.

A story about an obscene phone caller.

Brothers compete for an inheritance: first one to marry and have a baby, wins.

A family that portrays itself in a TV sitcom.

A heir is unhappy about the disposal of a hamburger king's fortune.

Two football players enjoy a night they would never forget.

Two female prisoners get a visit from a pair of men.

A girl comes back from a weight loss vacation several dress sizes smaller and her boyfriend becomes paranoid now that she is getting so much attention.

Love is in the air for a family's housemaid.

A policeman meets his new, female patrol partner.

A political candidate falls in love with his female opponent.

A man cannot sleep without his special clock.

An understanding wife with a philandering husband.

Tale of a sloppy housewife.

A shy country boy looks for a date.

A newly married couple spends the night at a vampire's house when their car breaks down in the middle of a storm.

About the unwedded bliss of two teenagers living together.

Farce about a jealous husband and a vacuum cleaner salesman.

Tale of a novice detective (Charles Nelson Reilly) hired to check out a hood's (Noam Pitlik) girlfriend (Louisa Moritz).

A man undresses in the wrong room.

A sweet young actress has to do a passionate love scene -- and it just isn't in her.

A drastic cure for a jealous husband.

How to cut a mother's apron strings.

How to cash a million-dolllar check written on a girl's tummy.

A newly married couple are unable to spend their honeymoon because the wife is always on call at the hospital.

A one-time steady beau decides to step out on his girl.

A banker is trapped in a valut with a designing female.

A pickpocket's heart is stolen by a young admirer.

Tale about a suspicious spouse who hires a detective to follow his wife.

How an old flame can kindle a fire in a marriage.

A girl pops out of the cake at a convention.

A disagreement about wedding plans.

A mixed-up match from a computer dating service.

An unmarried reverend and his single companion.

A roving bachelor story.

A tale about a sky-diving wedding.

The hassle of finding a special bed for a tiny apartment.

Three is definitely a crowd when a new bride's mother shows up to spend the night in the happy couple's room.

Love between two shy ventriloquists who let their dummies do all the talking.

A bachelor lays down the law to his overprotective mother.

If anything breaks up the marriage of Rob and Pat, it will be Rob's all-consuming love for his new sports car.

A married man gets involved with another woman.

A man has difficulty trying to unlatch an armored chastity belt after he puts it on.

A happily married man tries to live down his reputation as King of Swingers.

A loser in love and a loser in life contemplate taking a loss together: a big leap off a high building.

Janine doesn't date single men, so Zack pretends to be married -- and the father of two children.

An odd wedding.

Nice guy Freddy gets into hot water when he helps a shapely neighbor fix her faucet.

Two squabbling business partners seek unusual help: a marriage counselor.

A couple enjoys a game of make-believe spending.

An eskimo demands favors for an oil contract.

A tale about possibble wife-cheating.

One thing leads to another for a waterbed demonstration man.