
The Beverly Hillbillies Episode Rating Graph
Sep 1962 - Mar 1971

Sep 1962 - Mar 1971
7.1
Jed Clampett's swamp is loaded with oil. When a wildcatter discovers the huge pool, Jed sells his land to the O.K. Oil Company and at the urging of cousin Pearl, moves his family to a 35-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California.
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S1 Ep34
9.0
15th May 1963
A psychiatrist shows interest in Granny's mountain remedies.
S8 Ep23
9.0
25th Mar 1970
When Granny induces Jed, Elly, and Jethro to move into the nostalgic old cabin, Shorty Kellems exploits the now-unoccupied mansion.
S8 Ep21
9.0
11th Feb 1970
Shorty finally gets married, but it's to the wrong woman.
S8 Ep20
9.0
4th Feb 1970
Shorty must behave for three days before he can marry Elverna.
S7 Ep13
9.0
18th Dec 1968
The hustle and bustle increases as Christmas nears.
S8 Ep19
8.9
28th Jan 1970
Shorty balks at marrying Elverna.
S8 Ep9
8.9
19th Nov 1969
Granny complicates things for Elly and her beau (Brian West).
S6 Ep27
8.8
13th Mar 1968
Granny threatens to leave unless Elly gets rid of her menagerie.
S7 Ep15
8.8
1st Jan 1969
Drysdale finds himself jailed and sharing a cell with a bear.
S9 Ep6
8.8
27th Oct 1970
Granny believes that Elly's beau is a web-footed freak.
S6 Ep24
8.8
21st Feb 1968
Granny wants Jed to propose marriage to Miss Jane. He says no, so she asks Jethro. Jethro is going to ask but meets Ilsa on the way & forgets all about it. Granny tells him to invite Miss Jane to dinner at a fancy restaurant where he can ask her then. Granny & Elly sit at the next booth where they can hear what's happening & coach Jethro when needed. Jethro asks, Miss Jane accepts & Jethro runs. Later Miss Jane reluctantly turns down his proposal.
S3 Ep6
8.7
28th Oct 1964
Jed tries to patch things up between Granny and Mrs. Drysdale.
S8 Ep24
8.7
4th Mar 1970
Slave driver Drysdale meets his secretary's burly brother.
S2 Ep8
8.7
13th Nov 1963
Jed's bank statement & another J.D. Clampetts bank statement are sent to the wrong address. J.D. (Jake) Clampett an unemployed actor is suddenly $36 million richer.!!
S1 Ep27
8.7
27th Mar 1963
A fortune hunter sets her sights on Jed.
S8 Ep26
8.7
18th Mar 1970
Shifty Shafer and his wife scheme to defraud the Clampetts.
S7 Ep4
8.7
16th Oct 1968
Jethro spies Col.Dumbarton's neice through his telescope.When he tells Jed to look through it Jed sees her brother & thinks it's her 'cause he (she) is wearing a dress.(scottish kilt) Jethro is in love,he wants to marry her. Granny doesn't want Jethro to marry a big ugly girl like that & eventually gets her wish.
S1 Ep24
8.7
6th Mar 1963
Jed is made a bank vice president so he can compete in an interbank skeet shoot.
S8 Ep18
8.6
21st Jan 1970
The marriage battle between Shorty and Elverna (Elvia Allman) rages on.
S8 Ep25
8.6
11th Mar 1970
Con man Shifty Shafer (Phil Silvers) hooks Jed on a plan to rid Los Angeles of smog.
S6 Ep25
8.6
28th Feb 1968
Miss Jane & Jethro attend a violin recital.(Jethro sleeps through most of it) Miss Jane suggests Jethro takes violin lessons. Maestro Stromboli arrives to teach Jethro to play,but Jed & Granny think its he who should take lessons. Jethro buys a fiddle from a pawn shop & asks Stromboli how much he paid for his. Stromboli tells him the high priced amount & Jethro tells him he thinks he got taken. Stromboli's annoyed with Jethro "" This is a Stradavarious...Ignoramus."" Jed invites Fiddlin' Sam Dingle to teach Stromboli how to play 'turkey in the straw' & they have a Ho Down.
S7 Ep17
8.6
22nd Jan 1969
Jethro starts his own Hollywood talent agengy called JB Enterprises. His office, the entire 5th floor of The Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Cousin Roy pays a visit when a record agent heard him play back in his hometown. The gang decides to pay a visit to JB, hoping he would sign Roy. Jethro doesn't want any hayseeds as clients. So Roy decided to pack for home until he saw Elly May in a nice dress. Roy was speechless (seeing Elly in a nice dress), he decides to pay a visit to that record company.
S7 Ep8
8.6
13th Nov 1968
A temporary but tempting Italian cook stirs up a storm.
S6 Ep29
8.6
27th Mar 1968
Mr Drysdale wants to make a commercial starring the Clampetts as lazy hillbillies wasting their lives at the beginning, to successful contributors to society at the end. He dresses as SuperBanker & they recite to the camera how worthless their existence was before SuperBanker changed things for them.
S6 Ep26
8.6
6th Mar 1968
Granny thinks her favourite T.V. soap opera is real. She invites the star to the Mansion because on the show he was sick & she wanted to Doctor him. When she thinks she's cured him off he goes back to work. Next day Granny sees him sick on T.V. again,so this time asks Jethro to take her to the T.V. studio because something there must be making him sick. When they arrive He's in the operating theatre & Granny takes him home so he'll get better under her care.
S2 Ep23
8.6
11th Mar 1964
Granny and Elly May clash over who's going to treat an ailing dog.
S2 Ep5
8.6
23rd Oct 1963
From TV Guide: A new fashion called ""The Clampett Look"" has come to Beverly Hills. Its greatest fans: the wealthy Fenwicks, who the Clampetts think are paupers.
S9 Ep13
8.6
5th Jan 1971
When The Clampetts learn that the grunion are due on the California coast, and having no idea who or what the grunion are, head down to the beach to defend it from invasion.
S8 Ep13
8.6
17th Dec 1969
Soupy Sales plays the Drysdales' air-ace nephew.
S7 Ep9
8.6
20th Nov 1968
Musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs play themselves in a spoof of Bonnie and Clyde
S2 Ep2
8.6
2nd Oct 1963
A doctor blows the whistle on Granny's mountain-medicine practice.
S1 Ep25
8.6
13th Mar 1963
An authority on American history finds evidence that Jed's ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.
S8 Ep22
8.5
18th Feb 1970
Shorty and Elverna engage in marital mayhem.
S7 Ep2
8.5
2nd Oct 1968
The Clampetts are flying to London to give the Queen the deed to Canada. Jethro smuggles Elly's buzzard on board in a bag & tells Mr Drysdale who wants to look at it. In the toilet Mr Drysdale opens the bag to have a look & the buzzard almost escapes. Mr Drysdale returns to his seat next to Jethro with feathers in his hair & flapping his arms like a bird. Granny sees this and thinks He has Goose Fever. When the Clampetts are driving through town,people are pointing at them. Granny says news has spread how they chickened out of the war of the roses last time they were in England. When they arrive at the castle Colonel Dumbarton next door fires off his sunset canon & lowers the Union Jack flag. Granny thinks he's startin'the war of the roses all over again.!
S7 Ep6
8.5
30th Oct 1968
Petticoat Junction citizens take Granny's potent potions.
S6 Ep17
8.5
27th Dec 1967
Dash wants to marry Elly, Elly doesn't want to marry Dash. Granny and Elly want Dash to turn his attention to Miss Jane. Granny invites Dash for dinner & Elly dresses real ordinary.They hope Miss Jane will be dressed nicer than Elly so Dash will ignore Elly, But Miss Jane arrives dressed even plainer. Elly borrows a wig & looks unatractive & Dash is ""turned off"". So Dash & Miss Jane go to a premiere together.
S9 Ep20
8.5
23rd Feb 1971
Elly joins the women's lib battle against Drysdale.
S9 Ep9
8.5
24th Nov 1970
Drysdale tries to stop Elly's marriage.
S6 Ep19
8.5
10th Jan 1968
Jed wants Jethro to open up a business. Jethro decides he wants to be a fry cook & open up a restaurant. Jed tells Mr Drysdale about Jethro's plan to be a fry cook and Mr Drysdale finds a run down old diner that he rents for $35 a week. Jethro fixes up the place & names it the Happy Gizzard. When Jethro's first customer comes in (a young woman)She leaves after Jethro couldn't cook her a hamburger. Granny arrives to save the day & agrees to cook for Jethro.
S2 Ep12
8.5
11th Dec 1963
From TV Guide: Jed decides Elly May needs taming, so he goes out to look for a wife.
S1 Ep33
8.5
8th May 1963
Herbert Rudley appears as a psychiatrist who somehow winds up with Jethro as a patient.
S1 Ep35
8.5
22nd May 1963
The Clampetts offer to help out at Drysdale's bank.
S2 Ep1
8.5
25th Sep 1963
Jed pretends to be sick so Granny can practice her Doctorin', Mr Drysdale helps out too, but then Granny won't let them out of bed.!
S8 Ep1
8.5
24th Sep 1969
The Clampetts head for the hills to snare a man for Elly May.
S7 Ep23
8.5
5th Mar 1969
Sam Drucker (Frank Cady) foments family unrest when he visits the hillbillies.
S7 Ep21
8.5
19th Feb 1969
Drysdale schemes to evict the Clampetts.
S7 Ep20
8.5
12th Feb 1969
Chaos is rampant at Clampett Enterprises.
S7 Ep25
8.4
19th Mar 1969
Jogging mania seizes the hillbillies and Drysdale.
S7 Ep18
8.4
29th Jan 1969
Roy arrives @ the Clampett house hoping to make it in show biz. Problem is, he doesn't have the money. So Jed decides to back up Roy. Meanwhile, Jethro faces eviction from his office @ the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Mr. Drysdale demands the $5,000 rent. Jed tries to have Jethro become Roy's agent, but Jethro doesn't want any country hick acts. So he changes Roy to being part of a group. When Roy's new act bombs, Jed & Mr. Drysdale advise Jethro to stick with country music after Roy's record becomes a hit! But Jethro tore the contract & starts begging for Roy to come back!
S6 Ep28
8.4
20th Mar 1968
Supernatural shenanigans spook the Clampetts.
S3 Ep20
8.4
24th Feb 1965
Granny is convinced that Jed's girl friend is a bad influence.
S3 Ep5
8.4
21st Oct 1964
Jed gets an honorary doctorate when he donates money to a college.
S8 Ep12
8.4
10th Dec 1969
Granny wants to send Shorty packing.
S2 Ep21
8.4
19th Feb 1964
From TV Guide: Lafe Crick tries to pair his son with Elly.
S6 Ep23
8.4
7th Feb 1968
Rebecca & her Manager come to the Clampett's place. The Manager wants a rematch between Granny & the Boston strong girl. Granny says no. Jed offers to pay Rebecca's parents mortgage & writes them a cheque. Rebecca & Manager want to cash cheque but instead bring Rebecca's parents to meet the Clampetts. Rebecca's Manager convinces Granny to fight with the Boston strong girls parents in a tag team match & Granny beats them all single handed.
S6 Ep8
8.4
25th Oct 1967
Mr Drysdale gets Elly a date with Mr Universe, the Clampetts see him & think he's suffering from bar-bell bloat. John Cushing from a rival bank wants Elly to date Troy Apollo but everytime he pulls up out the front of the Clampett Mansion he sees Miss Jane, Granny or Cousin Bessie the chimp & thinks they're Elly & drives away. When Mr Universe sees Elly lift a bar-bell by herself, he decides to eat Hillbilly food to maintain his strength.
S5 Ep11
8.4
23rd Nov 1966
Mr Drysdale's competitor John Cushing woo's Granny so she'll put her money in his bank. When Mr Drysdale hears of this he asks his father in law Mr Farquar to woo Granny to keep the money in his bank. Meanwhile Granny is running between the two when they come to call & is exhausted before to long.
S6 Ep22
8.4
31st Jan 1968
Granny & Mrs Drysdale have a 'scrap' & Jed's ashamed of Granny for fightin' with the neighbour. Jethro says that in Beverly Hills everyone rassles, he's seen it on T.V. The Clampett's gather around the T.V. to watch the Boston strong girl battle it out with sweet lil ol' Rebecca who only rassles to earn money so her parents won't be evicted from their farm. Granny wants Jethro to take her to the wrestling centre. They're standing at ringside when the Boston strong girl is beatin' up on sweet lil Rebecca. Granny can't take it any more & climbs in to the ring & beats up the Boston strong girl.
S2 Ep4
8.4
16th Oct 1963
From TV Guide: Elly enrolls at a finishing school.
S9 Ep14
8.4
12th Jan 1971
A task force of Clampetts awaits an invasion of the U.S. by fish.
S9 Ep7
8.4
10th Nov 1970
A dream sends Granny to a psychiatrist (Richard Deacon).
S8 Ep11
8.4
3rd Dec 1969
A rumor that Shorty is a millionaire lands him loads of dates.
S4 Ep1
8.4
15th Sep 1965
Mr Drysdale wants Jed to buy a yacht & join the Yacht club. Jethro sees Mr Drysdale's captains hat & goes out to find a something similar for Jed. He returns with an Admirals uniform.! The clampetts agree to meet Mr Drysdale & Miss Jane at the Dock but get lost & end up at a navy base. They see a Navy vessel & think it's a yacht. When Jed walks up the Gangway in his admirals uniform the sailors think it's a surprise inspection. After a 'test drive' Jed decides to pass on buying the 'boat'.
S6 Ep16
8.4
20th Dec 1967
Mrs Drysdale has purchased 'Ecstasy' a $2500 art sculpture. It was delivered to the Clampett's mansion by mistake. Mrs Drysdale runs over & tells the delivery man he's made a mistake & to take it next door. The Clampetts think 'Ecstasy' is a pile of junk & Granny says she could paint a picture that would win 1st prize in any art show. When Granny finished her painting, Bessie painted over it. Jed & Jethro went to the art gallery where they met A.Allen Allen. He thought they were gardeners come to work at his home, so he sent them to mow the lawns & trim the hedges. Later they returned & saw a painting like Bessie's in the gallery & bought a Rembrandt for the Mansion. Granny & Elly fixed up 'Ecstasy' with mud to make it look like a statue. When A.Allen Allen arrived he saw Bessie's painting & paid top dollar for it.
S6 Ep14
8.4
6th Dec 1967
Granny wants an apology from General Grant for attacking the Culpepper plantation. Colonel Blake wants Jethro for the army reserve but he has to take a written test first. After Jethro takes the oath, he sees General Grant & Colonel Blake talking. He hears General Grant say he's going to attack the plantation again. Jethro tells Granny & she goes & shoots him off his horse again.!!
S3 Ep8
8.4
11th Nov 1964
Rock n roll singing idol, ""Johnny Poke"" visits the Clampetts while in town playing the Hollywood Bowl. Granny's not too happy about it—she's worried Jethro will pick up his bad habits! Ten thousand teenagers are waiting at the station! Johnny plays a cool lookin' white Fender Jaguar ee-lectric gee-tar! Lots of twangy rock n roll music in soundtrack. Jesse Pearson as Johnny Poke. (Jesse played teen idol Conrad Birdie in ""Bye Bye Birdie""). Alan Reed (voice of Fred Flinstone) as Johnny's manager. Must see TV!
S2 Ep9
8.4
20th Nov 1963
Cousin Jake wants to turn the Clampetts into movie stars,& almost gets his way until Miss Jane, Mr Drysdale & Jed make the family see how silly they're behaving.
S2 Ep17
8.4
15th Jan 1964
Lafe Crick arrives with his daughter Essiebelle. He found the love letters Jethro wrote to her & wants Jethro & Essiebelle to Marry-up. Lafe is only interested in Marrying his daughter off so he can get some of Jed's money. Essiebelle is not interested in marrying Jethro, she has a sweetheart waiting at home.
S9 Ep8
8.3
17th Nov 1970
Granny's afraid her family will turn into frogs.
S9 Ep3
8.3
29th Sep 1970
Shifty Shafer cons Jed into buying the U.S. Capitol.
S7 Ep12
8.3
11th Dec 1968
Jethro wants to junk his ""old wreck,"" and Granny thinks he means her.
S6 Ep9
8.3
1st Nov 1967
Jed wants to find some land for Granny to raise some crops. Jethro tells him about some plots for sale at Happy Valley. Jed phones Happy Valley & a representative arrives thinking Jed wants to buy a cemetary plot. After Jed tells him he wants to buy a plot for Granny the rep. thinks Jed has killed Granny & has her in the backyard.
S1 Ep30
8.3
17th Apr 1963
Jed falls for a beautiful Beverly Hills matron (Narda Onyx).
S1 Ep21
8.3
13th Feb 1963
Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.
S5 Ep3
8.3
28th Sep 1966
Jethro is trying to impress a girl & asks Dash Riprock for Love lessons. He asks Susie for a date but she's not interested until she learns that it's a double date & Dash Riprock is the other fella. Dash,Elly, Susie and Jethro go to a Drive In movie (Swamp Monster & Brutorus ""double feature"") Later Jethro & Susie go back to Dash's ""pad"" but things don't go Jethro's way & then Miss Jane arrives to make matters worse.
S8 Ep10
8.3
26th Nov 1969
Shorty (Shug Fisher) goes West for a fling at the wild life.
S1 Ep29
8.3
10th Apr 1963
Jed & Jethro play golf with a famous baseball coach who witnesses Jethro's pitching arm & wants to sign him up for his team.
S8 Ep4
8.3
15th Oct 1969
Jane and Jethro become involved in the search for Elly's groom-to-be.
S2 Ep6
8.3
30th Oct 1963
Jethro falls in love with a stripper named Chickadee Laverne. He takes her home to the mansion to meet the family, but Chickadee thinks He wants to engage her for a party, not engage to be married.!
S1 Ep23
8.3
27th Feb 1963
A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park and the Hollywood Freeway.
S9 Ep5
8.3
13th Oct 1970
Granny's trying to cure her frog fixation with a potent elixir.
S8 Ep16
8.3
7th Jan 1970
Rumor has it that the Clampetts plan to merge their interests with a tycoon (Guy Raymond).
S1 Ep9
7.1
21st Nov 1962
Elly May's first date in Beverly Hills ends in a riot of confusion before it even starts.
S3 Ep31
7.3
26th May 1965
Luke Short's son Beau comes from back home.Granny wants him to marry Elly May,but Elly wants none of it.At first Miss Hathaway dresses her as a Hollywood siren to scare him-but he quits being scared after Elly gives him a strong kiss.Then she dresses like a dirty scrubwoman to discourage him-but Beau is glad that she can look like she does chores,too.Then Miss Hathaway convinces Beau that he should be a man of the world-and Jethro tries to show Beau how to be a playboy.it turns out that the reason Beau had come to California was to enlist in the army.
S9 Ep19
7.3
16th Feb 1971
The women's movement strikes at the bank.
S1 Ep13
7.3
19th Dec 1962
The Clampetts take their first plane ride for a Christmas visit back home with Cousin Pearl.
S3 Ep29
7.4
5th May 1965
Jethro goes job-hunting.
S1 Ep7
7.4
7th Nov 1962
Drysdale attempts another step in social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.
S5 Ep1
7.4
14th Sep 1966
Granny returns from visiting Pearl & brings Pearls old telephone with her. She wants Jethro to install a party line so she can listen to other folks conversations. However things don't go as Granny planned.
S1 Ep4
7.4
17th Oct 1962
When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampets assume she must be a drunk.
S3 Ep3
7.5
7th Oct 1964
Jed opens a general store on the movie set at his new studio.
S5 Ep21
7.5
8th Feb 1967
Granny tries to match-make Jed after he told her not to. She sends his vital statistics to Jethro's computer dating service & waits for the results. Miss Peabody was selected as Jed's match, but when she arrived Granny thought she was Jethro's match & thought she was a bit old for the boy. Miss Jane tried her hand with the computer matching service & when her details were fed into the machine, It blew a fuse & blacked out all of Beverly Hills.!!
S1 Ep6
7.5
31st Oct 1962
The homesick Clampetts, unaware that it's Halloween, decide to go calling on their new Beverly Hills neighbors.
S4 Ep18
7.5
19th Jan 1966
The Clampetts buy a horse for Mrs Drysdale named Lightning. Jed wants Mr Drysdale to ask his wife if she'll compete with Granny in a buggy race.
S1 Ep14
7.5
26th Dec 1962
The Clampetts, home for Christmas, help Cousin Pearl woo Mr. Brewster, the big oil company executive.
S4 Ep26
7.5
23rd Mar 1966
Jethro abandons his career as an astronaut to become a folk singer.
S1 Ep5
7.5
24th Oct 1962
When Drysdale suggest buying good stock, Jed quickly buys some cows, pigs and chickens.
S1 Ep3
7.5
10th Oct 1962
The Clampets find that the comforts of the mansion do not always compare to the comforts of their former mountian shack.
S3 Ep28
7.6
28th Apr 1965
Granny invades a coffeehouse to bring home beatniks Elly and Jethro.
S5 Ep7
7.6
26th Oct 1966
Mr Kelly (Herby) wants his money from Mr Drysdale. Mr Drysdale wants Herby to go back to the Clampetts to replace the real Gorilla. The Clampetts still think Herby's real & offer to buy him from Mr Kelly. Mr Drysdale arrives & has to wear the suit so Jed can meet Mr Kelly & offer him the money. When Mr Kelly gets the money he runs & Mr Drysdale chases after him.
S4 Ep30
7.6
20th Apr 1966
Jethro get's a job as Dash Riprock's stunt double. He changes his name to ""Beef Jerky"".
S9 Ep18
7.6
9th Feb 1971
Granny and Elly seek happiness as liberated women.
S5 Ep4
7.6
5th Oct 1966
Emmaline Fetty arrives at the Clampett's claiming to be from back home. In reality she is trying to blackmail Jed with some incriminating photos she took with a ""cuckoo clock camera"". Her associate Colonel Foxhall shows Mr Drysdale the photos & tries to extort money out of Him.
S1 Ep8
7.6
14th Nov 1962
A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new 5th-grade student is Jethro.
S1 Ep17
7.6
16th Jan 1963
Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.
S6 Ep4
7.6
27th Sep 1967
Mr Drysdale mourns a cheque for $10,000,000 Jed paid to Faversham for back taxes on the castle. Jethro starts the 'war of the roses' when he chased a dragon through the neighbours rose garden. Jethro thinks he's been robbed of his birth right when Jed won't fight with the neighbour. Jethro dresses as Robin Hood & the Clampetts leave for Beverly Hills. When they arrive back home, Jethro, Elly & Bessy the chimp move out to Griffith Park to rob from the rich & give to the poor. A hippie & his girlfriend join Jethro's gang. Jed, Granny & Miss Jane go to Griffith Park to look for Jethro. The hippie wants to try some of Granny's smoked crawdads.
S5 Ep22
7.6
15th Feb 1967
Granny wants a coming out party for Elly and tells Society Sandy it will be the social event of the year. Mrs. Drysdale wants to make it a social flop. Mr. Drysdale is afraid the Clampett's will be ridiculed and move back to the hills. Miss Jane comes to the rescue saying it's a ""Fancy Dress"" coming out party and, in the end, the event is a big success.
S9 Ep17
7.6
2nd Feb 1971
How to thwart a women's lib strike: hire geisha girls.
S5 Ep28
7.6
29th Mar 1967
Lester, Gladys & Earl arrive for Gladys' screen test. Lester wants Jethro to direct so she won't get the job.! They need three days to develop the film, so Jed has them move into the cabin out back. Gladys has Lester working from dawn 'til dusk doing chores. At the end of the 3 days Gladys gets the job but decides to go home to Tennesee.
S6 Ep18
7.6
3rd Jan 1968
Jed feels guilty about Granny having to clean the mansion all by herself. He tells Mr Drysdale, who says he'll find him a housekeeper so Granny can rest. Jed told him he would have a hard time convincing Granny to let someone else do her chores. Mr Drysdale told him he'd convince her. Mr Drysdale found a 'cheap' housekeeper named Mrs Meek. when he managed to convince Granny to give her a try Mrs Meek turned into the ""housekeeper from hell."" Eventually Miss Jane found Mrs Meek a job as a prison guard & Granny was happy to go back to her chores.
S4 Ep8
7.6
3rd Nov 1965
Elly May again becomes the target of one of Granny's matchmaking schemes.
S3 Ep23
7.7
17th Mar 1965
Drysdale's task is to persuade Granny not to withdraw her money.
S1 Ep1
7.7
26th Sep 1962
In this episode we find out how the Hillbillies got to Beverly Hills. Jed Clampett's swamp, we find out, is loaded with oil. When a wildcatter discovers the huge pool, Jed sells his land to the O.K. Oil Company and, at the urging of cousin Pearl, moves his family to a 35 room mansion in Beverly Hills, California.
S4 Ep28
7.7
6th Apr 1966
While cleaning out Mr Drysdale's garage to earn some extra money for his new pad, Jethro finds a large pile of ""mens magazines"". With his new pad (a beat-up old caravan) Jethro is eager to lure a girl there so he visit's the kitty cat club & parks his pad on the beach. Things are going all right until the tide comes in & his ""pad"" starts floating.
S9 Ep24
7.7
23rd Mar 1971
Fortune hunter Dick Bremerkamp schemes to marry Elly May.
S3 Ep34
7.7
16th Jun 1965
The Clampetts create art work for a new art gallery.
S2 Ep28
7.7
15th Apr 1964
Jed offers Drysdale half of the crawdad shipment he just received.
S3 Ep24
7.7
24th Mar 1965
More oil is discovered on the old Clampett place.
S1 Ep10
7.7
28th Nov 1962
Sonny Drysdale playes Pygmalion and Julius Caesar as he resumes his courtship of Elly May.
S6 Ep1
7.7
6th Sep 1967
Jed gets a letter in the mail saying he has inherited a castle in England. Jethro reads up on England & Queen Elizabeth the first. He thinks that England hasn't changed in 400 years & Knights still fight dragons. The Clampetts go down to the passport office to apply for their passports & the Clerk thinks he's on 'Candid Camera' & they're actors trying to fool him.
S5 Ep2
7.7
21st Sep 1966
Granny enters a Soup Contest using Elly's name and wins. Granny wants exposure for Elly so she can get married. Jed's against Granny's idea because he says it's dishonest. Granny gets rid of him & Invites the men from the ad agency & soup company around so she can sign the papers. The men want to wait for Jed to come home.Then Miss Hathaway & Mr Drysdale arrive & Miss Hathaway dresses in Jed's clothes & signs the Papers as J.D. Clampett. In the end Granny makes the commercial saying she made the soup,but still manages to get some exposure for Elly on the T.V.
S2 Ep29
7.7
22nd Apr 1964
The Clampetts open an exclusive Beverly Hills dress shop.
S5 Ep15
7.7
21st Dec 1966
It's Christmas & Granny has no Christmas spirit. Jed, Jethro & Elly remember the good ol' days back home & decide to help the people of Beverly Hills. Jethro gets a job as Santa in a dept.store, Elly is his elf. Jed is working at the sporting goods counter & Granny is working in women's lingerie. Earlier Mr Drysdale asked Jethro to take some old clothes away & he thought the Drysdale's were short on cash so they had to sell some of their clothes. When Mrs Drysdale visited the Dept.store Granny slipped some nightgowns into her bag without her knowledge & as Mrs Drysdale left the store,the store detective arrested her. When Mrs Drydsale returned from the police station the Clampetts had bought back her bag of old clothes as a Christmas present.
S6 Ep10
7.7
8th Nov 1967
Granny gets a letter from Adeline Ashley who wants to visit. When Mrs Drysdale learns of this she wants Adeline to visit her so she can make the social pages. When Adeline arrives early, Granny tries to matchmake Adeline with Jed. Mrs Drysdale tries repeatedly to meet Adeline & finaly does after she falls into the cement pond.
S1 Ep19
7.7
30th Jan 1963
Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.
S3 Ep2
7.7
30th Sep 1964
Drysdale aims to make Jed's movie studio into Clampett City.
S9 Ep23
7.7
16th Mar 1971
An actor plans to capture the Clampett millions by passing himself off as kin to Davy Crockett.
S4 Ep7
7.8
27th Oct 1965
Drysdale's maid is spending too much time with Jethro.
S4 Ep16
7.8
5th Jan 1966
The world's richest woman has her eye on the Clampett estate.
S4 Ep25
7.8
16th Mar 1966
Musicians Flatt and Scruggs pay a visit.
S7 Ep24
7.8
12th Mar 1969
The mansion becomes a mecca for a phony guru (William Mims).
S1 Ep2
7.8
3rd Oct 1962
When they arrive at their new Mansion, the Clampetts are mistaken by miss Hathaway for a staff of bumbling, insubordinate, backwoods servants.
S1 Ep12
7.8
12th Dec 1962
The Clampetts load their shootin' irons for a match with the Drysdales when Sonny jilts Elly May.
S4 Ep6
7.8
20th Oct 1965
Granny is wondering why her opponent Mrs Drysdale hasn't started her campaign for Possum Queen yet. When Mr Drysdale learns this he immediately starts campaigning for his wife without his wifes knowledge. Granny gets all fired up & the insults are hurled back and forth,When Mrs Drysdale finds out what's going on she goes home to her bed & stays there. Granny thinks she has been too mean to Mrs Drysdale so she pulls out of the race for Possum Queen.
S8 Ep14
7.8
24th Dec 1969
Air Force ace Jetstream Bradford joins his Uncle Drysdale's bank.
S1 Ep11
7.8
5th Dec 1962
The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.
S7 Ep3
7.8
9th Oct 1968
Jethro challengers next door to the war of the roses, Colonel Dumbarton accepts & they commence to joust. Jed wants to go to see the Queen & give her the deed to Canada. Mr Drysdale convinces him to stay & says he'll bring the Queen to Him. Mr Drysdale dresses Miss Jane as Queen Elizabeth the 1st & accepts the deed. Jethro is Knighted as well.
S4 Ep4
7.8
6th Oct 1965
Jethro is a 'double nought' spy waiting for a call from 'M' so he can go on an adventure. Mr Drysdale gives him an office in the bank & Elly May is his secretary. After a visit from two other 'agents' Jethro thinks he's on his way. However the two 'agents' know Jethro's office is above the Bank's Vault & want to break in to it until the double nought spy foils their plan.!
S4 Ep29
7.8
13th Apr 1966
Mr Drysdale wants Dash to ask Elly for another date. Miss Jane meets her hero, Prof. Biddle (of the Biddle birdwatchers)& they go out on a field trip looking for birds to watch.
S5 Ep5
7.8
12th Oct 1966
Jethro thinks Duke is calling His name, when it's really Emmaline hiding in the bushes. She wants Jethro to sneak her into the house so she can borrow one of Elly's dresses & change her appearance. She then goes to the Bank to see Mr Drysdale & tries the same incriminating photo ""con job"" on Him. Meanwhile a Detective has caught up to Col.Foxhall & takes him to the Clampett's to get their statement. Jed saves Mr Drysdale when He learns of the scheme & Granny gives Emmaline a ""paddled behind.""
S5 Ep24
7.8
1st Mar 1967
Mrs Drysdale hires 2 Gypsy's to go to the Clampett house & tell them it's cursed & maybe they'll go back home to the hills. Granny is convinced & wants to go home straight away. When Mr Drysdale hears of this He & Miss Jane dress as Gypsy's & convince them to stay.
S5 Ep8
7.8
2nd Nov 1966
Granny's mixing up a batch of her soap,Mrs Drysdale complains to the smog commisioner. The smog commish. arrives & Granny chases him off with a shotgun. The commish.is up for re-election,so Mr Drysdale suggests Jed run for Smog Commisioner. Jethro invents a filter for car smog.(only problem is it's too big.!)
S5 Ep17
7.8
4th Jan 1967
The Mayor of Bugtussle arrives & the Clampett's roll out the red carpet to welcome him. The Mayor tells Mr Drysdale he needs money for the city funds & wanted to ask Jed but couldn't. Mr Drysdale asks how much he needs & the Mayor says $100,000 should cover it. Mr Drysdale refuses & The Mayor goes back to Jed. He wanted to ask Jed but Jethro interupted & Jed tells Granny He thinks the Mayor wants to ask her to marry. Later Mr Drysdale arrives with the cheque & the Mayor leaves in a hurry.
S5 Ep23
7.8
22nd Feb 1967
Jethro wants to be a bullfighter & asks Jed to buy him a bull. When it arrives,it's the wrong kind of bull & Elly quickly adopts it as a pet. The movie studio is making a movie about bullfighting starring the famous Matador ""El Magnifico"" Elly gets a date with ""El Magnifico"".
S7 Ep10
7.8
27th Nov 1968
Thanksgiving with the folks from Petticoat Junction and Green Acres.
S8 Ep3
7.8
8th Oct 1969
Granny is trying to snare a spouse for Elly May.
S2 Ep10
7.8
27th Nov 1963
Mrs Drysdale wants an authentic Thanksgiving photograph, so she hires Pilgrim costumes, two Indian braves, & a live turkey for the picture. The turkey escapes into the Clampetts place & Elly makes a pet out of it. Granny wants to cook it, Jethro wants to eat it,and Jed just can't bring himself to kill it 'cause it keeps wanting to shake hands.!!
S3 Ep25
7.8
31st Mar 1965
Musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts.
S7 Ep22
7.8
26th Feb 1969
Business is booming — if confusing — at Clampett Enterprises.
S8 Ep17
7.8
14th Jan 1970
Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixin' to send Shorty back to the hills.
S3 Ep17
7.8
27th Jan 1965
Elly is heartbroken when Dash Riprock dates Jane Hathaway.
S4 Ep24
7.8
2nd Mar 1966
A spring-fever epidemic hits the Clampett home.
S9 Ep1
7.8
15th Sep 1970
Jed plans to hand his millions over to the President.
S4 Ep32
7.9
18th May 1966
Jethro goes to college & when he graduates Mr Drysdale makes him Vice President of the Bank. Elly wants to go to college too, but she ends up in a karate school.!
S5 Ep20
7.9
1st Feb 1967
An Indian reservation borders the O.K. oil fields land back in the Hills & the chief wants to discuss the boundary with Jed. Granny thinks the Indians are on the warpath & when she hears they're comin' to Beverly Hills she gets out her gun. Mr Drysdale hires actors to pretend they're indians & attack the mansion. Granny holds them off until she runs out of ammo'. Meanwhile the Chief meets with Jed & they sort out the problem. John Wayne has a brief cameo at the end of this episode.
S5 Ep25
7.9
8th Mar 1967
Mrs Drysdale invites a King to come & stay at her place. She doesn't know He's broke & when Mr Drysdale introduces him to the Clampett's He wants to marry Elly for Her money. When Elly says no, He runs off after Mrs Drysdales Neice.
S6 Ep15
7.9
13th Dec 1967
Dash Riprock's new TV show ""Batchelor Sherriff Knows Best"" needs a new co-star. Jethro hopes he'll get the part. Mr Chapman the studio manager & Von Schlepper the director want Elly's chimp 'Cousin Bessie' to play the part. So Jethro becomes her agent.
S8 Ep2
7.9
1st Oct 1969
Partly filmed in the Ozarks: the Clampetts' hectic homecoming.
S8 Ep8
7.9
12th Nov 1969
Sammy Davis Jr. has a cameo on the hillbillies' New York jaunt.
S4 Ep14
7.9
15th Dec 1965
Jethro enters military school.
S4 Ep23
7.9
23rd Feb 1966
Jethro decides to be a magician after seeing Marvo the Magnificent.Marvo puts on a magic show for the Clampetts-and later sells Jethro his entire warehouse of equipment(which had been just sitting there for years).Jethro tries to put on a similar magic show-and he doesn't succeed.
S3 Ep33
7.9
9th Jun 1965
Granny puts her things in a wheelbarrow and heads back to the hills.
S4 Ep9
7.9
10th Nov 1965
The Clampetts think the house keeper from next door is their new neighbour.
S9 Ep15
7.9
19th Jan 1971
Women's lib protests hit Drysdale's bank.
S1 Ep1
7.7
26th Sep 1962
In this episode we find out how the Hillbillies got to Beverly Hills. Jed Clampett's swamp, we find out, is loaded with oil. When a wildcatter discovers the huge pool, Jed sells his land to the O.K. Oil Company and, at the urging of cousin Pearl, moves his family to a 35 room mansion in Beverly Hills, California.
S1 Ep2
7.8
3rd Oct 1962
When they arrive at their new Mansion, the Clampetts are mistaken by miss Hathaway for a staff of bumbling, insubordinate, backwoods servants.
S1 Ep3
7.5
10th Oct 1962
The Clampets find that the comforts of the mansion do not always compare to the comforts of their former mountian shack.
S1 Ep4
7.4
17th Oct 1962
When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampets assume she must be a drunk.
S1 Ep5
7.5
24th Oct 1962
When Drysdale suggest buying good stock, Jed quickly buys some cows, pigs and chickens.
S1 Ep6
7.5
31st Oct 1962
The homesick Clampetts, unaware that it's Halloween, decide to go calling on their new Beverly Hills neighbors.
S1 Ep7
7.4
7th Nov 1962
Drysdale attempts another step in social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.
S1 Ep8
7.6
14th Nov 1962
A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new 5th-grade student is Jethro.
S1 Ep9
7.1
21st Nov 1962
Elly May's first date in Beverly Hills ends in a riot of confusion before it even starts.
S1 Ep10
7.7
28th Nov 1962
Sonny Drysdale playes Pygmalion and Julius Caesar as he resumes his courtship of Elly May.
S1 Ep11
7.8
5th Dec 1962
The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.
S1 Ep12
7.8
12th Dec 1962
The Clampetts load their shootin' irons for a match with the Drysdales when Sonny jilts Elly May.
S1 Ep13
7.3
19th Dec 1962
The Clampetts take their first plane ride for a Christmas visit back home with Cousin Pearl.
S1 Ep14
7.5
26th Dec 1962
The Clampetts, home for Christmas, help Cousin Pearl woo Mr. Brewster, the big oil company executive.
S1 Ep15
8.0
2nd Jan 1963
Pearl's efforts to snag Mr. Brewster seem doomed until he makes a ridiculous public proposal.
S1 Ep16
7.9
9th Jan 1963
Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.
S1 Ep17
7.6
16th Jan 1963
Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.
S1 Ep18
8.2
23rd Jan 1963
Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.
S1 Ep19
7.7
30th Jan 1963
Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.
S1 Ep20
8.0
6th Feb 1963
Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills.
S1 Ep21
8.3
13th Feb 1963
Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.
S1 Ep22
8.2
20th Feb 1963
Duke, Jed's bloodhound, becomes matchmaker for his master and Mlle. Denise, a glamourous Frenchwoman.
S1 Ep23
8.3
27th Feb 1963
A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park and the Hollywood Freeway.
S1 Ep24
8.7
6th Mar 1963
Jed is made a bank vice president so he can compete in an interbank skeet shoot.
S1 Ep25
8.6
13th Mar 1963
An authority on American history finds evidence that Jed's ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.
S1 Ep26
8.2
20th Mar 1963
Pearl wants the family to be in High Society now that their forebears were one of the first families to come to America.(on the Mayflower) Pearl goes to a ""Beauty Saloon "" & comes home speaking French.! She buys outfits for the family & they reluctantly try them on. (Jethro wears a Tou-Tou !) Jed has the chance to meet the President,all he has to do is confirm that his Great Gran Pappy's name is Ezekiel. He tells them his name was Jeremiah & the First Settlers people say they must have the wrong family. Later Granny says to him that she knows he fibbed,but Jed likes the simple life & things get back to normal.
S1 Ep27
8.7
27th Mar 1963
A fortune hunter sets her sights on Jed.
S1 Ep28
8.1
3rd Apr 1963
Granny thinks a man from the I.R.S. is a revenuer & chases him off with her gun.!
S1 Ep29
8.3
10th Apr 1963
Jed & Jethro play golf with a famous baseball coach who witnesses Jethro's pitching arm & wants to sign him up for his team.
S1 Ep30
8.3
17th Apr 1963
Jed falls for a beautiful Beverly Hills matron (Narda Onyx).
S1 Ep31
8.3
24th Apr 1963
Drysdale comes up for a raise when he lands the Clampett account.
S1 Ep32
8.0
1st May 1963
The Clampett clan appears in court on a traffic violation.
S1 Ep33
8.5
8th May 1963
Herbert Rudley appears as a psychiatrist who somehow winds up with Jethro as a patient.
S1 Ep34
9.0
15th May 1963
A psychiatrist shows interest in Granny's mountain remedies.
S1 Ep35
8.5
22nd May 1963
The Clampetts offer to help out at Drysdale's bank.
S2 Ep1
8.5
25th Sep 1963
Jed pretends to be sick so Granny can practice her Doctorin', Mr Drysdale helps out too, but then Granny won't let them out of bed.!
S2 Ep2
8.6
2nd Oct 1963
A doctor blows the whistle on Granny's mountain-medicine practice.
S2 Ep3
8.2
9th Oct 1963
Granny wants to plough the front lawn of the mansion to grow vegetables.
S2 Ep4
8.4
16th Oct 1963
From TV Guide: Elly enrolls at a finishing school.
S2 Ep5
8.6
23rd Oct 1963
From TV Guide: A new fashion called ""The Clampett Look"" has come to Beverly Hills. Its greatest fans: the wealthy Fenwicks, who the Clampetts think are paupers.
S2 Ep6
8.3
30th Oct 1963
Jethro falls in love with a stripper named Chickadee Laverne. He takes her home to the mansion to meet the family, but Chickadee thinks He wants to engage her for a party, not engage to be married.!
S2 Ep7
8.2
6th Nov 1963
Chicadee laverne returns with a new act.
S2 Ep8
8.7
13th Nov 1963
Jed's bank statement & another J.D. Clampetts bank statement are sent to the wrong address. J.D. (Jake) Clampett an unemployed actor is suddenly $36 million richer.!!
S2 Ep9
8.4
20th Nov 1963
Cousin Jake wants to turn the Clampetts into movie stars,& almost gets his way until Miss Jane, Mr Drysdale & Jed make the family see how silly they're behaving.
S2 Ep10
7.8
27th Nov 1963
Mrs Drysdale wants an authentic Thanksgiving photograph, so she hires Pilgrim costumes, two Indian braves, & a live turkey for the picture. The turkey escapes into the Clampetts place & Elly makes a pet out of it. Granny wants to cook it, Jethro wants to eat it,and Jed just can't bring himself to kill it 'cause it keeps wanting to shake hands.!!
S2 Ep11
8.2
4th Dec 1963
Mrs Drysdale is having a garden party & tells the Clampetts not to attend. They misunderstand & think she wants them to come. When they arrive they are bored so Mrs Drysdale sends them back next door to handle the Overflow crowd. Eventualy the whole party ends up at the Clampetts & they show these Beverley Hills folk how to have a real party.
S2 Ep12
8.5
11th Dec 1963
From TV Guide: Jed decides Elly May needs taming, so he goes out to look for a wife.
S2 Ep13
8.3
18th Dec 1963
From TV Guide: The Clampetts are going home because they feel out of place.
S2 Ep14
8.0
25th Dec 1963
Mr Drysdale buys the Clampetts some presents for Christmas. He buys Jed a boat & inside it is a Chimpanzee for Elly. (The Clampetts think he sailed the boat up their drivway.!) Granny got a T V set she thought was a fancy washing machine. (when she switched it on there was water inside but she couldn't figure out how to put the clothes in.) Jethro got a wet suit.
S2 Ep15
7.9
1st Jan 1964
From TV Guide: Granny thinks TV hero Quirt Manly (Henry Gibson) can tame Elly.
S2 Ep16
8.2
8th Jan 1964
At the mansion, the clan is in need of food, because the hunting in Beverly Hills is horrible. They call a catering company, but get mean-mouthed. At the bank, Drysdale gets a call and learns that he got a kangaroo from a friend and it is at his house. But the kangaroo gets out, and Granny sees it, thinking it is a giant jackrabbit. When she tells Jed, he thinks it is a vision from her jug. She never can seem to catch the creature, and whenever she tells someone, they don't believe her. She finally does, and when Beverly Caterers comes, Granny tells her to cook it, but it escapes from her rope, and runs back to the Drysdale place.
S2 Ep17
8.4
15th Jan 1964
Lafe Crick arrives with his daughter Essiebelle. He found the love letters Jethro wrote to her & wants Jethro & Essiebelle to Marry-up. Lafe is only interested in Marrying his daughter off so he can get some of Jed's money. Essiebelle is not interested in marrying Jethro, she has a sweetheart waiting at home.
S2 Ep18
8.1
22nd Jan 1964
From TV Guide: Granny makes freeloader Lafe Crick look for a job.
S2 Ep19
8.2
5th Feb 1964
From TV Guide: Bob Cummings has a cameo as the Clampetts strike more oil.
S2 Ep20
8.0
12th Feb 1964
Lafe returns & talks Mr Drysdale into giving him a job as a nightwatchman at the bank to look after Jed's money. When Mr Drysdale tells Lafe that only some of the money is at the bank Lafe thinks the Clampett's have it buried in their backyard. He hurries back & pretends he's building Granny a root cellar, where in fact He's actually looking for their cash.
S2 Ep21
8.4
19th Feb 1964
From TV Guide: Lafe Crick tries to pair his son with Elly.
S2 Ep22
8.2
26th Feb 1964
From TV Guide: The Clampetts tackle deep-sea fishing.
S2 Ep23
8.6
11th Mar 1964
Granny and Elly May clash over who's going to treat an ailing dog.
S2 Ep24
8.2
18th Mar 1964
Country musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts.
S2 Ep25
8.2
25th Mar 1964
Granny locks horns with the weather forecaster (John McGiver).
S2 Ep26
7.9
1st Apr 1964
Granny is dispensing her tonic to her neighbors in Beverly Hills.
S2 Ep27
8.1
8th Apr 1964
The Clampetts come prepared to a ground-breaking ceremony.
S2 Ep28
7.7
15th Apr 1964
Jed offers Drysdale half of the crawdad shipment he just received.
S2 Ep29
7.7
22nd Apr 1964
The Clampetts open an exclusive Beverly Hills dress shop.
S2 Ep30
8.1
29th Apr 1964
The Clampetts' dress shop opens at dawn to beat the competition.
S2 Ep31
8.1
6th May 1964
Elly acquires a new look when she buys some daring creations.
S2 Ep32
8.0
13th May 1964
Drysdale schemes to get control of the Clampetts' investments.
S2 Ep33
7.9
20th May 1964
Motorists and pedestrians become endangered species when Granny learns to drive.
S2 Ep34
7.9
27th May 1964
Granny gets Jed to build a cabin behind the mansion because she is homesick. The cabin is on the Drysdale/Clampett property line and Mrs. Drysdale calls a ""home wrecker"" to tear it down. The Clampetts think the Drysdale's marriage is falling apart when Mr Drysdale tells them his wife has a home wrecker. Sheila James appears again as a sociology student convinced Mr. Drysdale is abusing the Clampetts.
S2 Ep35
8.2
3rd Jun 1964
Mrs. Drysdale turns a wrecking company loose on the Clampetts' cabin.
S2 Ep36
8.2
10th Jun 1964
Jethro is graduating at last — from the sixth grade.
S3 Ep1
8.1
23rd Sep 1964
When Jed buys a struggling movie studio, the family tries to help by working there.
S3 Ep2
7.7
30th Sep 1964
Drysdale aims to make Jed's movie studio into Clampett City.
S3 Ep3
7.5
7th Oct 1964
Jed opens a general store on the movie set at his new studio.
S3 Ep4
7.9
14th Oct 1964
Hedda Hopper asks Jed not to tear down his studio.
S3 Ep5
8.4
21st Oct 1964
Jed gets an honorary doctorate when he donates money to a college.
S3 Ep6
8.7
28th Oct 1964
Jed tries to patch things up between Granny and Mrs. Drysdale.
S3 Ep7
8.0
4th Nov 1964
Jethro applies for a job as an intelligence agent.
S3 Ep8
8.4
11th Nov 1964
Rock n roll singing idol, ""Johnny Poke"" visits the Clampetts while in town playing the Hollywood Bowl. Granny's not too happy about it—she's worried Jethro will pick up his bad habits! Ten thousand teenagers are waiting at the station! Johnny plays a cool lookin' white Fender Jaguar ee-lectric gee-tar! Lots of twangy rock n roll music in soundtrack. Jesse Pearson as Johnny Poke. (Jesse played teen idol Conrad Birdie in ""Bye Bye Birdie""). Alan Reed (voice of Fred Flinstone) as Johnny's manager. Must see TV!
S3 Ep9
8.1
18th Nov 1964
Granny aims to make the widow Poke Jed's wife.
S3 Ep10
8.1
25th Nov 1964
Mrs. Drysdale schemes to get Jed to back a ballet company.
S3 Ep11
8.0
9th Dec 1964
Arthur Treacher plays the Clampetts' butler.
S3 Ep12
8.0
16th Dec 1964
The Clampetts still don't realize that Mr. Pinckney is their butler instead of their boarder. When he tries to leave them Granny thinks he trying to skip without paying his rent.
S3 Ep13
7.9
30th Dec 1964
Mrs. Drysdale refuses to leave the hospital until the Clampetts leave Beverly Hills.
S3 Ep14
8.0
6th Jan 1965
Granny works her mountain medicine on Mrs. Drysdale.
S3 Ep15
8.1
13th Jan 1965
Jethro's latest love: starlet Kitty Devine (Sharon Farrell).
S3 Ep16
8.1
20th Jan 1965
Elly May goes to the movie studio and meets movie star Dash Riprock.Dash and Elly fall for each other and he starts teaching her to do love scenes-but he is unaware that she is the new leading lady for his movie.Through a series of plot-twists,he thinks Miss Hathaway is his new leading lady.This eventualy ends Elly May's movie career.
S3 Ep17
7.8
27th Jan 1965
Elly is heartbroken when Dash Riprock dates Jane Hathaway.
S3 Ep18
8.0
3rd Feb 1965
An uninjured car-crash victim is the target of Granny's doctoring.
S3 Ep19
7.9
17th Feb 1965
Drysdale asks an aging playboy to make a play for Granny.
S3 Ep20
8.4
24th Feb 1965
Granny is convinced that Jed's girl friend is a bad influence.
S3 Ep21
8.0
3rd Mar 1965
Inspired by the movie Goldfinger,Jethro wants to be a spy.He tries to spy on Drysdale's rival banker John Cushing and his new secretary.In the meantime,Mr.Drysdale hires Elly May as a secretary-long enough for her to win the Queen of the Banker's Ball beauty contest.Jethro rigged up the truck as a,""spy-car,""and even got a hat made of solid iron.He tried to carry a secret-radio in his shoe-but it kept playing when he stepped on it.He also had an ejector-seat,which Granny made the mistake of getting on.She ended up in the trees.
S3 Ep22
8.2
10th Mar 1965
A rival banker tries to lure Jed and his money from Drysdale's bank.
S3 Ep23
7.7
17th Mar 1965
Drysdale's task is to persuade Granny not to withdraw her money.
S3 Ep24
7.7
24th Mar 1965
More oil is discovered on the old Clampett place.
S3 Ep25
7.8
31st Mar 1965
Musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts.
S3 Ep26
8.1
14th Apr 1965
A jet-setter drops in on her old boy friend Jed.
S3 Ep27
8.0
21st Apr 1965
Beatnik Sheldon Epps returns with his other beatnik pals from the Parthanon West Coffee House.Jethro is taught how to be a beatnik-and Elly may joins up with them too.Mr.Drysdale sees that the Clampetts are friends of the beatniks!
S3 Ep28
7.6
28th Apr 1965
Granny invades a coffeehouse to bring home beatniks Elly and Jethro.
S3 Ep29
7.4
5th May 1965
Jethro goes job-hunting.
S3 Ep30
7.9
12th May 1965
The Clampetts help a bookkeeper, by being replaced by a computer.
S3 Ep31
7.3
26th May 1965
Luke Short's son Beau comes from back home.Granny wants him to marry Elly May,but Elly wants none of it.At first Miss Hathaway dresses her as a Hollywood siren to scare him-but he quits being scared after Elly gives him a strong kiss.Then she dresses like a dirty scrubwoman to discourage him-but Beau is glad that she can look like she does chores,too.Then Miss Hathaway convinces Beau that he should be a man of the world-and Jethro tries to show Beau how to be a playboy.it turns out that the reason Beau had come to California was to enlist in the army.
S3 Ep32
8.2
2nd Jun 1965
An oilman tries to avoid hillbilly hospitality.
S3 Ep33
7.9
9th Jun 1965
Granny puts her things in a wheelbarrow and heads back to the hills.
S3 Ep34
7.7
16th Jun 1965
The Clampetts create art work for a new art gallery.
S4 Ep1
8.4
15th Sep 1965
Mr Drysdale wants Jed to buy a yacht & join the Yacht club. Jethro sees Mr Drysdale's captains hat & goes out to find a something similar for Jed. He returns with an Admirals uniform.! The clampetts agree to meet Mr Drysdale & Miss Jane at the Dock but get lost & end up at a navy base. They see a Navy vessel & think it's a yacht. When Jed walks up the Gangway in his admirals uniform the sailors think it's a surprise inspection. After a 'test drive' Jed decides to pass on buying the 'boat'.
S4 Ep2
8.0
22nd Sep 1965
Granny thinks Mrs Drysdale's astrology is Black Magic, Mrs Drysdale's horoscope says to make friends with the neighbours. Granny chases her away, but later goes to apologise & is shocked to find a Minah bird in the Drysdales house.! Granny thinks Mrs Drysdale's turned herself into a crow.!
S4 Ep3
8.0
29th Sep 1965
Jed appears on TV with an Oil Sheik & the president of the O.K. Oil Company. When Jed mentions ""he ain't got no wife"" the Sheik sends him four of his own.!
S4 Ep4
7.8
6th Oct 1965
Jethro is a 'double nought' spy waiting for a call from 'M' so he can go on an adventure. Mr Drysdale gives him an office in the bank & Elly May is his secretary. After a visit from two other 'agents' Jethro thinks he's on his way. However the two 'agents' know Jethro's office is above the Bank's Vault & want to break in to it until the double nought spy foils their plan.!
S4 Ep5
8.1
13th Oct 1965
Granny thinks Mrs.Drysdale is running against her for Possum Queen.Granny and the family put on a rip-snotin' campaign to elect Granny Possum Queen.Mr.Drysdale,in the meantime,is trying to get any city he can to hold a Possum Day parade.
S4 Ep6
7.8
20th Oct 1965
Granny is wondering why her opponent Mrs Drysdale hasn't started her campaign for Possum Queen yet. When Mr Drysdale learns this he immediately starts campaigning for his wife without his wifes knowledge. Granny gets all fired up & the insults are hurled back and forth,When Mrs Drysdale finds out what's going on she goes home to her bed & stays there. Granny thinks she has been too mean to Mrs Drysdale so she pulls out of the race for Possum Queen.
S4 Ep7
7.8
27th Oct 1965
Drysdale's maid is spending too much time with Jethro.
S4 Ep8
7.6
3rd Nov 1965
Elly May again becomes the target of one of Granny's matchmaking schemes.
S4 Ep9
7.9
10th Nov 1965
The Clampetts think the house keeper from next door is their new neighbour.
S4 Ep10
8.0
17th Nov 1965
Drysdale organizes a financial syndicate.
S4 Ep11
7.9
24th Nov 1965
Jethro has girl trouble—he can't get one! Jed and Granny decide throw a wing-ding where he and Elly Mae can meet nice young folks. The bank's Ms. Hathaway and Mr. Drysdale help in arranging the musical talent. They mention the Beatles, Byrds, Herman's Hermits, Freddie and the Dreamers and the Animals! There's a very funny extended discussion about the Beatles where Mr. Drysdale schemes a way to get them as depositors for his bank! Jethro and Ms. Hathaway go the Whisky-A-Go-Go and find the Enemys (featuring a very young Cory Wells—later of The Dog Night.) wailing on ""Mojo Woman"" and ""Oh Pretty Woman,"" and ""Turkey In The Straw."" The Enemys sound like the Yardbirds! Lengthy extended scenes featuring the Enemys and wild teens dancing the jerk, frug and boogaloo! Jethro ends up wearing a Beatle wig! There's also a groovy ""beat music"" square dance! Must see rock n roll TV!
S4 Ep12
8.1
1st Dec 1965
Mrs Drysdale's father arrives & is a little short of cash. After hearing that Jed next-door is a millionaire he invites himself over for a game of poker. Mrs Drysdale's Father is winning until Granny sits in on the game & then she ends up with all the winnings. Mrs Drysdale's father then shoots some pool with Jed but he loses again.
S4 Ep13
8.2
8th Dec 1965
Mrs. Drysdale's father, an aristocratic Bostonian, is coming to visit, and she's afraid that one glimpse of the unrefined Clampetts will send him back to Boston.
S4 Ep14
7.9
15th Dec 1965
Jethro enters military school.
S4 Ep15
7.9
29th Dec 1965
Granny has a cure for the common cold & opens up an office in Mr Drysdale's Building.
S4 Ep16
7.8
5th Jan 1966
The world's richest woman has her eye on the Clampett estate.
S4 Ep17
8.1
12th Jan 1966
Granny asks Jethro to give her driving lessons. After the first lesson he quits & Mr Drysdale talks Jed into buying a trotter. The Clampetts just want the horse to take Granny to town when she wants to go,instead of waiting for Jethro to drive her. When a man arrives with the horse, he has the racing buggy with him. The Clampetts think it's a normal buggy without any sides or roof.
S4 Ep18
7.5
19th Jan 1966
The Clampetts buy a horse for Mrs Drysdale named Lightning. Jed wants Mr Drysdale to ask his wife if she'll compete with Granny in a buggy race.
S4 Ep19
8.0
26th Jan 1966
Elly-May is worried because she heard there was a Cat-Burglar on the loose. So she gathered up all her cats & took them inside the house. Later the Cat Burglar posing as a detective arrives at the Clampett's place pretending to secure it against burglars,but is really ""casing the joint."" Elly May sets some traps & catches the cat burglars assistant & Jethro catches Miss Jane. (Much to her delight !)
S4 Ep20
8.2
2nd Feb 1966
Granny thinks an ostrich in their yard is a big chicken & tries to catch it for supper.
S4 Ep21
8.2
9th Feb 1966
Perpetual student Sonny Drysdale returns home.
S4 Ep22
8.0
16th Feb 1966
Granny and Elly head for the Ozarks to help deliver a friend's baby.
S4 Ep23
7.9
23rd Feb 1966
Jethro decides to be a magician after seeing Marvo the Magnificent.Marvo puts on a magic show for the Clampetts-and later sells Jethro his entire warehouse of equipment(which had been just sitting there for years).Jethro tries to put on a similar magic show-and he doesn't succeed.
S4 Ep24
7.8
2nd Mar 1966
A spring-fever epidemic hits the Clampett home.
S4 Ep25
7.8
16th Mar 1966
Musicians Flatt and Scruggs pay a visit.
S4 Ep26
7.5
23rd Mar 1966
Jethro abandons his career as an astronaut to become a folk singer.
S4 Ep27
7.9
30th Mar 1966
Julie Newmar as an actress studying backwoods behavior for a movie role.
S4 Ep28
7.7
6th Apr 1966
While cleaning out Mr Drysdale's garage to earn some extra money for his new pad, Jethro finds a large pile of ""mens magazines"". With his new pad (a beat-up old caravan) Jethro is eager to lure a girl there so he visit's the kitty cat club & parks his pad on the beach. Things are going all right until the tide comes in & his ""pad"" starts floating.
S4 Ep29
7.8
13th Apr 1966
Mr Drysdale wants Dash to ask Elly for another date. Miss Jane meets her hero, Prof. Biddle (of the Biddle birdwatchers)& they go out on a field trip looking for birds to watch.
S4 Ep30
7.6
20th Apr 1966
Jethro get's a job as Dash Riprock's stunt double. He changes his name to ""Beef Jerky"".
S4 Ep31
7.9
27th Apr 1966
Prof.Biddle drinks some of Granny's tonic thinking it's water & his personality changes.
S4 Ep32
7.9
18th May 1966
Jethro goes to college & when he graduates Mr Drysdale makes him Vice President of the Bank. Elly wants to go to college too, but she ends up in a karate school.!
S5 Ep1
7.4
14th Sep 1966
Granny returns from visiting Pearl & brings Pearls old telephone with her. She wants Jethro to install a party line so she can listen to other folks conversations. However things don't go as Granny planned.
S5 Ep2
7.7
21st Sep 1966
Granny enters a Soup Contest using Elly's name and wins. Granny wants exposure for Elly so she can get married. Jed's against Granny's idea because he says it's dishonest. Granny gets rid of him & Invites the men from the ad agency & soup company around so she can sign the papers. The men want to wait for Jed to come home.Then Miss Hathaway & Mr Drysdale arrive & Miss Hathaway dresses in Jed's clothes & signs the Papers as J.D. Clampett. In the end Granny makes the commercial saying she made the soup,but still manages to get some exposure for Elly on the T.V.
S5 Ep3
8.3
28th Sep 1966
Jethro is trying to impress a girl & asks Dash Riprock for Love lessons. He asks Susie for a date but she's not interested until she learns that it's a double date & Dash Riprock is the other fella. Dash,Elly, Susie and Jethro go to a Drive In movie (Swamp Monster & Brutorus ""double feature"") Later Jethro & Susie go back to Dash's ""pad"" but things don't go Jethro's way & then Miss Jane arrives to make matters worse.
S5 Ep4
7.6
5th Oct 1966
Emmaline Fetty arrives at the Clampett's claiming to be from back home. In reality she is trying to blackmail Jed with some incriminating photos she took with a ""cuckoo clock camera"". Her associate Colonel Foxhall shows Mr Drysdale the photos & tries to extort money out of Him.
S5 Ep5
7.8
12th Oct 1966
Jethro thinks Duke is calling His name, when it's really Emmaline hiding in the bushes. She wants Jethro to sneak her into the house so she can borrow one of Elly's dresses & change her appearance. She then goes to the Bank to see Mr Drysdale & tries the same incriminating photo ""con job"" on Him. Meanwhile a Detective has caught up to Col.Foxhall & takes him to the Clampett's to get their statement. Jed saves Mr Drysdale when He learns of the scheme & Granny gives Emmaline a ""paddled behind.""
S5 Ep6
8.0
19th Oct 1966
Elly wants a Gorilla, Jethro wants it to do all his chores. Jed asks Mr Drysdale if he can send one over. Mr Drysdale hires a man in a Gorilla suit & asks him if he can scare the Clampetts enough that they'll forget the Gorilla Idea. When He arrives things don't go as planned & Granny climbs into the cage to make the Gorilla behave. Elly names him ""Herby"" & Jethro puts him to work. After chopping wood & various other chores Granny wants Herby to do the ironing. When Mr Drysdale arrives Herby (Mr Kelly) takes off the suit & leaves & Mr Drysdale puts it on & drives back to the bank. The Clampetts then go to the Zoo & bring back a real Gorilla.
S5 Ep7
7.6
26th Oct 1966
Mr Kelly (Herby) wants his money from Mr Drysdale. Mr Drysdale wants Herby to go back to the Clampetts to replace the real Gorilla. The Clampetts still think Herby's real & offer to buy him from Mr Kelly. Mr Drysdale arrives & has to wear the suit so Jed can meet Mr Kelly & offer him the money. When Mr Kelly gets the money he runs & Mr Drysdale chases after him.
S5 Ep8
7.8
2nd Nov 1966
Granny's mixing up a batch of her soap,Mrs Drysdale complains to the smog commisioner. The smog commish. arrives & Granny chases him off with a shotgun. The commish.is up for re-election,so Mr Drysdale suggests Jed run for Smog Commisioner. Jethro invents a filter for car smog.(only problem is it's too big.!)
S5 Ep9
8.1
9th Nov 1966
Granny wins five free dance lessons from Marvin & Marita dance school & can't wait to start. The dance instructors arrive at the Clampett's & Granny starts dancing with Marvin. Later Granny wants the young uns to learn to dance & Jed learns Marvin & Marita have no students so He tries to find some for them.
S5 Ep10
8.3
16th Nov 1966
Jed gets a job as a garbage man & Mr Drysdale is shocked, so he gets him a position as director on the board of O.K. Oil Company. The Clampetts turn the company plane into a cheap airline & sell tickets to anywhere for the same low price.
S5 Ep11
8.4
23rd Nov 1966
Mr Drysdale's competitor John Cushing woo's Granny so she'll put her money in his bank. When Mr Drysdale hears of this he asks his father in law Mr Farquar to woo Granny to keep the money in his bank. Meanwhile Granny is running between the two when they come to call & is exhausted before to long.
S5 Ep12
8.2
30th Nov 1966
The Clampett's are shocked to hear Gloria Swanson's house is to be demolished to make way for a golf course. They offer to make a silent movie with her as the star to raise some money. The Movie ""Passions Plaything"" has it's world premiere at the Bijou theatre in Bugtussle.
S5 Ep13
8.1
7th Dec 1966
Jethro wants to mail himself to Paris to meet girls. Miss Jane arrives with Biddle Bird Watchers. Jethro likes Athena & wants to join, Miss Jane says only girls can join. Mr Drysdale suggests Jethro join the Junior Woodchucks & the two groups can have a combined outing. While trying to earn a merit badge Jethro's ants escape from the ant farm & everyone jumps into the cement pond to avoid them.!
S5 Ep14
8.2
14th Dec 1966
Lester & Earl return with the news they are making a commercial for Foggy Mountain Soap. Jed & Granny are invited by the owner to star in the commercial. Jethro wants to direct it.
S5 Ep15
7.7
21st Dec 1966
It's Christmas & Granny has no Christmas spirit. Jed, Jethro & Elly remember the good ol' days back home & decide to help the people of Beverly Hills. Jethro gets a job as Santa in a dept.store, Elly is his elf. Jed is working at the sporting goods counter & Granny is working in women's lingerie. Earlier Mr Drysdale asked Jethro to take some old clothes away & he thought the Drysdale's were short on cash so they had to sell some of their clothes. When Mrs Drysdale visited the Dept.store Granny slipped some nightgowns into her bag without her knowledge & as Mrs Drysdale left the store,the store detective arrested her. When Mrs Drydsale returned from the police station the Clampetts had bought back her bag of old clothes as a Christmas present.
S5 Ep16
7.9
28th Dec 1966
Granny discovers Martians next door at the Drysdale mansion.
S5 Ep17
7.8
4th Jan 1967
The Mayor of Bugtussle arrives & the Clampett's roll out the red carpet to welcome him. The Mayor tells Mr Drysdale he needs money for the city funds & wanted to ask Jed but couldn't. Mr Drysdale asks how much he needs & the Mayor says $100,000 should cover it. Mr Drysdale refuses & The Mayor goes back to Jed. He wanted to ask Jed but Jethro interupted & Jed tells Granny He thinks the Mayor wants to ask her to marry. Later Mr Drysdale arrives with the cheque & the Mayor leaves in a hurry.
S5 Ep18
8.3
11th Jan 1967
Granny wants to retire from Doctorin' & go home to the Hills. She wants to pass on her knowledge to Jethro & Elly but they aren't really interested. Mr Drysdale convinces Dr Clyburn to ask Granny for advice so she'll stay in Beverly Hills.
S5 Ep19
8.1
18th Jan 1967
The Clampett's give all their money to N.E.E.D.Y. & move out of the mansion. On their way out of Los Angeles they run out of gas near a national park & with no money decide to stay in the park & maybe chop down a few trees & raise a few crops. When Jed goes looking for the owner of the land he meets the ranger who tells them to leave, so they walk back to the Mansion & the girls from N.E.E.D.Y. give back the money.
S5 Ep20
7.9
1st Feb 1967
An Indian reservation borders the O.K. oil fields land back in the Hills & the chief wants to discuss the boundary with Jed. Granny thinks the Indians are on the warpath & when she hears they're comin' to Beverly Hills she gets out her gun. Mr Drysdale hires actors to pretend they're indians & attack the mansion. Granny holds them off until she runs out of ammo'. Meanwhile the Chief meets with Jed & they sort out the problem. John Wayne has a brief cameo at the end of this episode.
S5 Ep21
7.5
8th Feb 1967
Granny tries to match-make Jed after he told her not to. She sends his vital statistics to Jethro's computer dating service & waits for the results. Miss Peabody was selected as Jed's match, but when she arrived Granny thought she was Jethro's match & thought she was a bit old for the boy. Miss Jane tried her hand with the computer matching service & when her details were fed into the machine, It blew a fuse & blacked out all of Beverly Hills.!!
S5 Ep22
7.6
15th Feb 1967
Granny wants a coming out party for Elly and tells Society Sandy it will be the social event of the year. Mrs. Drysdale wants to make it a social flop. Mr. Drysdale is afraid the Clampett's will be ridiculed and move back to the hills. Miss Jane comes to the rescue saying it's a ""Fancy Dress"" coming out party and, in the end, the event is a big success.
S5 Ep23
7.8
22nd Feb 1967
Jethro wants to be a bullfighter & asks Jed to buy him a bull. When it arrives,it's the wrong kind of bull & Elly quickly adopts it as a pet. The movie studio is making a movie about bullfighting starring the famous Matador ""El Magnifico"" Elly gets a date with ""El Magnifico"".
S5 Ep24
7.8
1st Mar 1967
Mrs Drysdale hires 2 Gypsy's to go to the Clampett house & tell them it's cursed & maybe they'll go back home to the hills. Granny is convinced & wants to go home straight away. When Mr Drysdale hears of this He & Miss Jane dress as Gypsy's & convince them to stay.
S5 Ep25
7.9
8th Mar 1967
Mrs Drysdale invites a King to come & stay at her place. She doesn't know He's broke & when Mr Drysdale introduces him to the Clampett's He wants to marry Elly for Her money. When Elly says no, He runs off after Mrs Drysdales Neice.
S5 Ep26
8.1
15th Mar 1967
Granny sees a hippo next door at the Drysdale's & thinks it's the biggest hog she's ever seen. Mr Drysdale foreclosed on a zoo & is using the hippo for advertising purposes by writing ads on it's side. Granny wants Jed to buy the 'hog' & butcher it for her. Elly sees the 'hog' & tells them it's a hippo, but they don't listen to her. Against Miss Janes protests, Mr Drysdale uses a baby elephant to advertise as well & when they find there way into the Clampett's cement pond Elly adopts them & washs off the painted advertising.
S5 Ep27
8.0
22nd Mar 1967
Granny mixes up a batch of her 'spring tonic' & takes it to the bank. Jed swaps it for root beer. Dr Clyburn wants to charge Granny with dispensing without a licence. Mr Drysdale begs him not to & asks him to invite Granny to his surgery to see how modern medicine is performed. Against his better Judgement he agrees & invites Granny to his office. Granny thinks it's a date & Dr. Clyburn is interested in her. It's his day off but he's showing her all the modern devices, Granny wonders why he has no patients. Later Granny goes on TV advertising his services to get him some patients.
S5 Ep28
7.6
29th Mar 1967
Lester, Gladys & Earl arrive for Gladys' screen test. Lester wants Jethro to direct so she won't get the job.! They need three days to develop the film, so Jed has them move into the cabin out back. Gladys has Lester working from dawn 'til dusk doing chores. At the end of the 3 days Gladys gets the job but decides to go home to Tennesee.
S5 Ep29
8.1
12th Apr 1967
Mr Drysdales' nephew Milby is just like his Uncle,he arrives for a visit & is quite a handfull. When he learns that the Clampetts are millionaires he wants them to baby sit him. Milby buys all the Clampett's art work & vases for $200 off Jethro. Jethro thinks he's made a profit off Milby. When Mr Drysdale arrives & sees Milby with all the Clampett's things on the driveway he punishes him by taking his money-belt.
S5 Ep30
8.0
19th Apr 1967
Elly makes a sponge cake with real sponges.! Mrs Drysdale wants a dahlia bed. Mrs Drysdale hires Mr Ted to plant her dahlias. Elly's chimp steals the stakes for the plants, When Mrs Drysdale sees Granny with the wooden stake she thinks Granny stole the wood. They struggle with the wood by the 'pond' & Granny falls in. Mr Ted arrives to start preparing the dahlia beds & Granny peeks through the fence & sees what she thinks are graves with each of their names on it. Miss Jane catches Elly's chimp red-handed & explains to Mrs Drysdale that the chimp was responsible for the missing wood. Granny's fears aren't realised when told the 'graves' are actually dahlia beds, each one named after the Clampetts.
S6 Ep1
7.7
6th Sep 1967
Jed gets a letter in the mail saying he has inherited a castle in England. Jethro reads up on England & Queen Elizabeth the first. He thinks that England hasn't changed in 400 years & Knights still fight dragons. The Clampetts go down to the passport office to apply for their passports & the Clerk thinks he's on 'Candid Camera' & they're actors trying to fool him.
S6 Ep2
8.1
13th Sep 1967
The Clampetts think they've arrived in London when the plane stops in San Francisco. Jethro points out tower bridge & the taxi driver tells them that 'tower bridge' is actually the golden gate bridge & tower bridge is in London. They go back to the airport & resume their trip to London. When they arrive Granny wants to re-stock her medical bag 'cause customs took all her other stuff. While in a chemist store the Chemist is quoting Shakespeare & Jed fills the bag himself. Later they arrive at the Castle.
S6 Ep3
8.0
20th Sep 1967
The Clampetts arrive at their Castle & meet John Faversham who introduces himself as major domo (major domocile) Faversham. The Clampetts think his name is Major Domo & when he tries to correct them saying Faversham, they think that faversham is an English greeting for howdy.! Jethro is keen to go hunt dragons & Granny wants to doctor Jed's cousin. Faversham tells her he's no longer with us,he was taken by major peritonitis. Granny doesn't trust army doctors.! Jed's cousin's old english sheep dog is on the bed with the curtains drawn. Granny thinks he's shy, She doctors him through the closed curtains thinking the dog is Jed's cousin. Later Granny sees the dog on the bed eating a bone & thinks the dog 'et' Jed's cousin.!! Jed & Granny bury the bones in the backyard.
S6 Ep4
7.6
27th Sep 1967
Mr Drysdale mourns a cheque for $10,000,000 Jed paid to Faversham for back taxes on the castle. Jethro starts the 'war of the roses' when he chased a dragon through the neighbours rose garden. Jethro thinks he's been robbed of his birth right when Jed won't fight with the neighbour. Jethro dresses as Robin Hood & the Clampetts leave for Beverly Hills. When they arrive back home, Jethro, Elly & Bessy the chimp move out to Griffith Park to rob from the rich & give to the poor. A hippie & his girlfriend join Jethro's gang. Jed, Granny & Miss Jane go to Griffith Park to look for Jethro. The hippie wants to try some of Granny's smoked crawdads.
S6 Ep5
8.1
4th Oct 1967
Miss Jane,Mr Drysdale,Jed & Granny go to Griffith Park looking for Jethro & Elly. Buddy the Hippie arrives back at the park with all his friends & they start partying. Buddy wants to smoke a crawdad, Jethro tells him to go down to the lake & find some. Two cops arrive while the 'Gang' are down at the lake, When the Police ask Granny what she's doing, she tells them ""I'm smoking crawdads,but first I need a little pot."" When Buddy finds a crawdad it nips him on the finger. He & the other 'Cats' split & the police go after them rather than the Clampetts.
S6 Ep6
8.0
11th Oct 1967
Jethro gets a letter from the President to enlist in the Army. Jed doesn't want the Government to pay for Jethro's training so he wants to pay all the expenses. Mr Drysdale isn't happy when Jed wants to withdraw $100,000 to buy Jethro a tank. He's even less happy when Jethro wants Mr Drysdale to be his tank crew dressed as a German Officer. Jethro drives the tank to Griffith Park for target practice, Mr Drysdale escapes in a rowboat & rows to the middle of the lake. Jethro is about to fire at him when two cops arrive & Mr Drysdale thinks he's saved. Until the older cop recognises him from his days in the quartermaster corp & arrests him as payback. Jed has to bail out Mr Drysdale.
S6 Ep7
7.9
18th Oct 1967
Jethro wants to be Inducted into the Army. Granny gives him a physical. Jethro arrives limping & hard of hearing. Col Stark is very impressed. The Psychiatrist tells the Colonel He thinks Jethro is the best draft dodger he's ever seen.! Jethro tells them about Granny's physical & the Colonel wants to meet the Clampetts. When they arrive the 'Shrink' thinks their behaviour is all an act & convinces the Colonel not to induct Jethro.
S6 Ep8
8.4
25th Oct 1967
Mr Drysdale gets Elly a date with Mr Universe, the Clampetts see him & think he's suffering from bar-bell bloat. John Cushing from a rival bank wants Elly to date Troy Apollo but everytime he pulls up out the front of the Clampett Mansion he sees Miss Jane, Granny or Cousin Bessie the chimp & thinks they're Elly & drives away. When Mr Universe sees Elly lift a bar-bell by herself, he decides to eat Hillbilly food to maintain his strength.
S6 Ep9
8.3
1st Nov 1967
Jed wants to find some land for Granny to raise some crops. Jethro tells him about some plots for sale at Happy Valley. Jed phones Happy Valley & a representative arrives thinking Jed wants to buy a cemetary plot. After Jed tells him he wants to buy a plot for Granny the rep. thinks Jed has killed Granny & has her in the backyard.
S6 Ep10
7.7
8th Nov 1967
Granny gets a letter from Adeline Ashley who wants to visit. When Mrs Drysdale learns of this she wants Adeline to visit her so she can make the social pages. When Adeline arrives early, Granny tries to matchmake Adeline with Jed. Mrs Drysdale tries repeatedly to meet Adeline & finaly does after she falls into the cement pond.
S6 Ep11
8.0
15th Nov 1967
Granny is mixing up a batch of her moonshine & Jethro is trying out his frogman outfit in the cement pond. When Granny walks by the pond she thinks Jethro is a sea monster. Later Jethro sets of a charge in the pond & blows himself out of the water. Mr Drysdale gives Jethro some 'Money Man' comics & Jethro wants to meet the Moon maidens. Jed tells Mr Drysdale about the problem with Jethro & He suggests the Army Reserve. Jethro decides he wants to meet the moon maidens & fixes a rocket to his back & using granny's moonshine for fuel launches himself into the air. He lands in the ocean & is rescued by the coast guard.
S6 Ep12
8.0
22nd Nov 1967
Jethro joins the army reserve & Granny makes him wear her Grandpappy's uniform. When he arrives the sergeant thinks he's an extra in a civil war movie. The Colonel tells him to come back on Monday. Jethro overhears the Colonel talking to an actor dressed as General Grant. He thinks the Yankee's are fixin'to fight with the south again. Jethro tells Granny the news & Granny dresses as a southern belle to spy on Gen.Grant & get information on when the attack will be. Granny learns that Grant is going to attack the Culpepper plantation & hurries off to warn them.
S6 Ep13
8.1
29th Nov 1967
Granny is preparing for the battle of the Culpepper plantation. General Grant arrives with a hangover. Mr Drysdale dresses as a southern General & Miss Jane is his private. When the Clampetts arrive the battle has started already. as General Grant comes riding down the hill on his horse, Granny takes aim & shoots him off its back. He gets up & she shoots him off again.! He manages to make it to the porch & Granny can't forget her doctorin' so she gives him first aid from her jug. (The Clampett's are still unaware that this is a civil war movie and not the real General Grant.)
S6 Ep14
8.4
6th Dec 1967
Granny wants an apology from General Grant for attacking the Culpepper plantation. Colonel Blake wants Jethro for the army reserve but he has to take a written test first. After Jethro takes the oath, he sees General Grant & Colonel Blake talking. He hears General Grant say he's going to attack the plantation again. Jethro tells Granny & she goes & shoots him off his horse again.!!
S6 Ep15
7.9
13th Dec 1967
Dash Riprock's new TV show ""Batchelor Sherriff Knows Best"" needs a new co-star. Jethro hopes he'll get the part. Mr Chapman the studio manager & Von Schlepper the director want Elly's chimp 'Cousin Bessie' to play the part. So Jethro becomes her agent.
S6 Ep16
8.4
20th Dec 1967
Mrs Drysdale has purchased 'Ecstasy' a $2500 art sculpture. It was delivered to the Clampett's mansion by mistake. Mrs Drysdale runs over & tells the delivery man he's made a mistake & to take it next door. The Clampetts think 'Ecstasy' is a pile of junk & Granny says she could paint a picture that would win 1st prize in any art show. When Granny finished her painting, Bessie painted over it. Jed & Jethro went to the art gallery where they met A.Allen Allen. He thought they were gardeners come to work at his home, so he sent them to mow the lawns & trim the hedges. Later they returned & saw a painting like Bessie's in the gallery & bought a Rembrandt for the Mansion. Granny & Elly fixed up 'Ecstasy' with mud to make it look like a statue. When A.Allen Allen arrived he saw Bessie's painting & paid top dollar for it.
S6 Ep17
8.5
27th Dec 1967
Dash wants to marry Elly, Elly doesn't want to marry Dash. Granny and Elly want Dash to turn his attention to Miss Jane. Granny invites Dash for dinner & Elly dresses real ordinary.They hope Miss Jane will be dressed nicer than Elly so Dash will ignore Elly, But Miss Jane arrives dressed even plainer. Elly borrows a wig & looks unatractive & Dash is ""turned off"". So Dash & Miss Jane go to a premiere together.
S6 Ep18
7.6
3rd Jan 1968
Jed feels guilty about Granny having to clean the mansion all by herself. He tells Mr Drysdale, who says he'll find him a housekeeper so Granny can rest. Jed told him he would have a hard time convincing Granny to let someone else do her chores. Mr Drysdale told him he'd convince her. Mr Drysdale found a 'cheap' housekeeper named Mrs Meek. when he managed to convince Granny to give her a try Mrs Meek turned into the ""housekeeper from hell."" Eventually Miss Jane found Mrs Meek a job as a prison guard & Granny was happy to go back to her chores.
S6 Ep19
8.5
10th Jan 1968
Jed wants Jethro to open up a business. Jethro decides he wants to be a fry cook & open up a restaurant. Jed tells Mr Drysdale about Jethro's plan to be a fry cook and Mr Drysdale finds a run down old diner that he rents for $35 a week. Jethro fixes up the place & names it the Happy Gizzard. When Jethro's first customer comes in (a young woman)She leaves after Jethro couldn't cook her a hamburger. Granny arrives to save the day & agrees to cook for Jethro.
S6 Ep20
8.0
17th Jan 1968
The Happy Gizzard isn't doing so well. Jethro realises what's missing, 'topless' waitresses .! He hires Elly as his waitress & tells her to take off her hat because this place is topless.! Mr Drysdale is sweet talking a prospective new depositor, Mr & Mrs Vanderpont. Unfortunately for Mr Drysdale Jethro ruins his plans & the Vanderponts leave. Miss Jane tells the Clampetts what topless really means. The Vanderponts return & Jed gives them some of Granny's ""white lightnin'"". He then invites them to the Happy Gizzard & Mr Vanderpont likes it so much he buys it off them.
S6 Ep21
8.2
24th Jan 1968
Granny is homesick for snow, she wants to go home to Bugtussle. Mr Drysdale doesn't want them to leave, He turns up the air-conditioning in the mansion & borrows a snow machine from the movie studio to make it snow (plastic snow)at the Clampett's place. He pretends there's a raging snowstorm & tells the Clampetts not to go outside, Miss Jane & He will bring them food. After making there way through the 'Blizzard' Elly goes out the back door & finds a stuffed wolf she thinks is 'plum froze'. Jethro wants to have some snow ice cream & goes outside with a bowl & spoon. Jed realises what's going on when he goes outside & it's warm. Mr Drysdale confesses and when Granny offers him some snow ice cream they leave in a hurry.
S6 Ep22
8.4
31st Jan 1968
Granny & Mrs Drysdale have a 'scrap' & Jed's ashamed of Granny for fightin' with the neighbour. Jethro says that in Beverly Hills everyone rassles, he's seen it on T.V. The Clampett's gather around the T.V. to watch the Boston strong girl battle it out with sweet lil ol' Rebecca who only rassles to earn money so her parents won't be evicted from their farm. Granny wants Jethro to take her to the wrestling centre. They're standing at ringside when the Boston strong girl is beatin' up on sweet lil Rebecca. Granny can't take it any more & climbs in to the ring & beats up the Boston strong girl.
S6 Ep23
8.4
7th Feb 1968
Rebecca & her Manager come to the Clampett's place. The Manager wants a rematch between Granny & the Boston strong girl. Granny says no. Jed offers to pay Rebecca's parents mortgage & writes them a cheque. Rebecca & Manager want to cash cheque but instead bring Rebecca's parents to meet the Clampetts. Rebecca's Manager convinces Granny to fight with the Boston strong girls parents in a tag team match & Granny beats them all single handed.
S6 Ep24
8.8
21st Feb 1968
Granny wants Jed to propose marriage to Miss Jane. He says no, so she asks Jethro. Jethro is going to ask but meets Ilsa on the way & forgets all about it. Granny tells him to invite Miss Jane to dinner at a fancy restaurant where he can ask her then. Granny & Elly sit at the next booth where they can hear what's happening & coach Jethro when needed. Jethro asks, Miss Jane accepts & Jethro runs. Later Miss Jane reluctantly turns down his proposal.
S6 Ep25
8.6
28th Feb 1968
Miss Jane & Jethro attend a violin recital.(Jethro sleeps through most of it) Miss Jane suggests Jethro takes violin lessons. Maestro Stromboli arrives to teach Jethro to play,but Jed & Granny think its he who should take lessons. Jethro buys a fiddle from a pawn shop & asks Stromboli how much he paid for his. Stromboli tells him the high priced amount & Jethro tells him he thinks he got taken. Stromboli's annoyed with Jethro "" This is a Stradavarious...Ignoramus."" Jed invites Fiddlin' Sam Dingle to teach Stromboli how to play 'turkey in the straw' & they have a Ho Down.
S6 Ep26
8.6
6th Mar 1968
Granny thinks her favourite T.V. soap opera is real. She invites the star to the Mansion because on the show he was sick & she wanted to Doctor him. When she thinks she's cured him off he goes back to work. Next day Granny sees him sick on T.V. again,so this time asks Jethro to take her to the T.V. studio because something there must be making him sick. When they arrive He's in the operating theatre & Granny takes him home so he'll get better under her care.
S6 Ep27
8.8
13th Mar 1968
Granny threatens to leave unless Elly gets rid of her menagerie.
S6 Ep28
8.4
20th Mar 1968
Supernatural shenanigans spook the Clampetts.
S6 Ep29
8.6
27th Mar 1968
Mr Drysdale wants to make a commercial starring the Clampetts as lazy hillbillies wasting their lives at the beginning, to successful contributors to society at the end. He dresses as SuperBanker & they recite to the camera how worthless their existence was before SuperBanker changed things for them.
S6 Ep30
8.3
3rd Apr 1968
Cousin Roy arrives & wants to open a Hollywood branch of Mother Mabel's elixir. Granny doesn't want her old rival Mabel to be sucessful at her expense, so Granny & Jethro set up a stall on the sidewalk to sell Granny's elixir. That is until a cop arrests them for operating a stall without a permit. Mr Drysdale flys Mother Myrtle out to Beverly Hills & just as Jethro & Granny arrive home, she sees Myrtle & runs into the house for her gun.
S7 Ep1
7.9
25th Sep 1968
Mr Drysdale congratulates the Clampetts for reaching the sum of $80,000,000 in his bank. Jethro tells Jed he heard on the radio that the Queen Elizabeth was sold to Philadelphia. Jed rings Faversham in London & he confirms this. Says they sold both Queens to the U.S. (However he meant the Ocean Liners,Queen Mary & Queen Elizabeth.Not the people.) Jed thinks that the Queen must be having money trouble & wants to help. He wants to withdraw his money & give it to the Queen. He's sure Mr Drysdale won't mind,it must be a worry for him looking after all that money. When Mr Drysdale hears about this he hires an actor to play the Queen's Minister of Finance to accept the money & give it back to Mr Drysdale. But things don't go the way Mr Drysdale planned, When the actor found out Jed was rich,he sold him Canada & gave him the deed to take to the Queen herself.
S7 Ep2
8.5
2nd Oct 1968
The Clampetts are flying to London to give the Queen the deed to Canada. Jethro smuggles Elly's buzzard on board in a bag & tells Mr Drysdale who wants to look at it. In the toilet Mr Drysdale opens the bag to have a look & the buzzard almost escapes. Mr Drysdale returns to his seat next to Jethro with feathers in his hair & flapping his arms like a bird. Granny sees this and thinks He has Goose Fever. When the Clampetts are driving through town,people are pointing at them. Granny says news has spread how they chickened out of the war of the roses last time they were in England. When they arrive at the castle Colonel Dumbarton next door fires off his sunset canon & lowers the Union Jack flag. Granny thinks he's startin'the war of the roses all over again.!
S7 Ep3
7.8
9th Oct 1968
Jethro challengers next door to the war of the roses, Colonel Dumbarton accepts & they commence to joust. Jed wants to go to see the Queen & give her the deed to Canada. Mr Drysdale convinces him to stay & says he'll bring the Queen to Him. Mr Drysdale dresses Miss Jane as Queen Elizabeth the 1st & accepts the deed. Jethro is Knighted as well.
S7 Ep4
8.7
16th Oct 1968
Jethro spies Col.Dumbarton's neice through his telescope.When he tells Jed to look through it Jed sees her brother & thinks it's her 'cause he (she) is wearing a dress.(scottish kilt) Jethro is in love,he wants to marry her. Granny doesn't want Jethro to marry a big ugly girl like that & eventually gets her wish.
S7 Ep5
8.2
23rd Oct 1968
Mr Drysdale wants to go home,but the Clampetts aren't ready to go yet. Faversham tells him about the Ghost of Clampett castle. Mr Drysdale thinks this will scare the Clampetts & they'll want to go home. Mr Drysdale tells them the story & Jethro wants to hold a seance to contact the ghost. Mr Drysdale dresses as a ghost & almost has them packing their bags until Granny shoots the 'ghost'with her shotgun & he goes howling down the hall. On the trip home Mr Drysdale has to stand all the way 'cause he can't sit down.!
S7 Ep6
8.5
30th Oct 1968
Petticoat Junction citizens take Granny's potent potions.
S7 Ep7
8.2
6th Nov 1968
While Granny's still in Hooterville, Jethro hires an Italian chef to do their cooking. Granny's @ Drucker's telling him about how she used her tonic on Steve & Betty Jo's baby after discovering that Boy (the Petticoat Junction dog) was in the baby crib, wearing a baby bonnet as well. Thinking that her tonic turned the dog into their baby. Granny sees the baby for the first time & thought it worked wonders! Sam Drucker arrives @ the Shady Rest with a telegram for Granny. The message was from Jethro saying the family's starving & misses her. So after riding on a horse, driving a motorcycle, getting on an airplane, parachuting down to Beverly Hills, she finds the Italian cook feeding the Clampetts. Granny chases after Jethro over that phony telegram!
S7 Ep8
8.6
13th Nov 1968
A temporary but tempting Italian cook stirs up a storm.
S7 Ep9
8.6
20th Nov 1968
Musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs play themselves in a spoof of Bonnie and Clyde
S7 Ep10
7.8
27th Nov 1968
Thanksgiving with the folks from Petticoat Junction and Green Acres.
S7 Ep11
8.2
4th Dec 1968
Drysdale casts Dash Riprock in a new role, that of Elly May's lover.
S7 Ep12
8.3
11th Dec 1968
Jethro wants to junk his ""old wreck,"" and Granny thinks he means her.
S7 Ep13
9.0
18th Dec 1968
The hustle and bustle increases as Christmas nears.
S7 Ep14
8.1
25th Dec 1968
The hillbillies celebrate the Christmas holidays in Hooterville.
S7 Ep15
8.8
1st Jan 1969
Drysdale finds himself jailed and sharing a cell with a bear.
S7 Ep16
8.1
8th Jan 1969
Drysdale has the flu, and too many well-meaning visitors.
S7 Ep17
8.6
22nd Jan 1969
Jethro starts his own Hollywood talent agengy called JB Enterprises. His office, the entire 5th floor of The Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Cousin Roy pays a visit when a record agent heard him play back in his hometown. The gang decides to pay a visit to JB, hoping he would sign Roy. Jethro doesn't want any hayseeds as clients. So Roy decided to pack for home until he saw Elly May in a nice dress. Roy was speechless (seeing Elly in a nice dress), he decides to pay a visit to that record company.
S7 Ep18
8.4
29th Jan 1969
Roy arrives @ the Clampett house hoping to make it in show biz. Problem is, he doesn't have the money. So Jed decides to back up Roy. Meanwhile, Jethro faces eviction from his office @ the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Mr. Drysdale demands the $5,000 rent. Jed tries to have Jethro become Roy's agent, but Jethro doesn't want any country hick acts. So he changes Roy to being part of a group. When Roy's new act bombs, Jed & Mr. Drysdale advise Jethro to stick with country music after Roy's record becomes a hit! But Jethro tore the contract & starts begging for Roy to come back!
S7 Ep19
7.9
5th Feb 1969
Drysdale evicts Jethro from the bank building.
S7 Ep20
8.5
12th Feb 1969
Chaos is rampant at Clampett Enterprises.
S7 Ep21
8.5
19th Feb 1969
Drysdale schemes to evict the Clampetts.
S7 Ep22
7.8
26th Feb 1969
Business is booming — if confusing — at Clampett Enterprises.
S7 Ep23
8.5
5th Mar 1969
Sam Drucker (Frank Cady) foments family unrest when he visits the hillbillies.
S7 Ep24
7.8
12th Mar 1969
The mansion becomes a mecca for a phony guru (William Mims).
S7 Ep25
8.4
19th Mar 1969
Jogging mania seizes the hillbillies and Drysdale.
S7 Ep26
8.0
26th Mar 1969
Pat Boone as a prospective buyer of the Drysdale home.
S8 Ep1
8.5
24th Sep 1969
The Clampetts head for the hills to snare a man for Elly May.
S8 Ep2
7.9
1st Oct 1969
Partly filmed in the Ozarks: the Clampetts' hectic homecoming.
S8 Ep3
7.8
8th Oct 1969
Granny is trying to snare a spouse for Elly May.
S8 Ep4
8.3
15th Oct 1969
Jane and Jethro become involved in the search for Elly's groom-to-be.
S8 Ep5
8.1
22nd Oct 1969
The Clampetts plan Elly's wedding to Matthew Templeton (Roger Torrey).
S8 Ep6
7.9
29th Oct 1969
Con man Shifty Shafer (Phil Silvers) meets Jed in the Ozarks.
S8 Ep7
8.3
5th Nov 1969
Phil Silvers as con man Shifty Shafer. Partly filmed in New York.
S8 Ep8
7.9
12th Nov 1969
Sammy Davis Jr. has a cameo on the hillbillies' New York jaunt.
S8 Ep9
8.9
19th Nov 1969
Granny complicates things for Elly and her beau (Brian West).
S8 Ep10
8.3
26th Nov 1969
Shorty (Shug Fisher) goes West for a fling at the wild life.
S8 Ep11
8.4
3rd Dec 1969
A rumor that Shorty is a millionaire lands him loads of dates.
S8 Ep12
8.4
10th Dec 1969
Granny wants to send Shorty packing.
S8 Ep13
8.6
17th Dec 1969
Soupy Sales plays the Drysdales' air-ace nephew.
S8 Ep14
7.8
24th Dec 1969
Air Force ace Jetstream Bradford joins his Uncle Drysdale's bank.
S8 Ep15
8.1
31st Dec 1969
Jethro arrives in Hooterville wearing the uniform of a general.
S8 Ep16
8.3
7th Jan 1970
Rumor has it that the Clampetts plan to merge their interests with a tycoon (Guy Raymond).
S8 Ep17
7.8
14th Jan 1970
Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixin' to send Shorty back to the hills.
S8 Ep18
8.6
21st Jan 1970
The marriage battle between Shorty and Elverna (Elvia Allman) rages on.
S8 Ep19
8.9
28th Jan 1970
Shorty balks at marrying Elverna.
S8 Ep20
9.0
4th Feb 1970
Shorty must behave for three days before he can marry Elverna.
S8 Ep21
9.0
11th Feb 1970
Shorty finally gets married, but it's to the wrong woman.
S8 Ep22
8.5
18th Feb 1970
Shorty and Elverna engage in marital mayhem.
S8 Ep23
9.0
25th Mar 1970
When Granny induces Jed, Elly, and Jethro to move into the nostalgic old cabin, Shorty Kellems exploits the now-unoccupied mansion.
S8 Ep24
8.7
4th Mar 1970
Slave driver Drysdale meets his secretary's burly brother.
S8 Ep25
8.6
11th Mar 1970
Con man Shifty Shafer (Phil Silvers) hooks Jed on a plan to rid Los Angeles of smog.
S8 Ep26
8.7
18th Mar 1970
Shifty Shafer and his wife scheme to defraud the Clampetts.
S9 Ep1
7.8
15th Sep 1970
Jed plans to hand his millions over to the President.
S9 Ep2
8.1
22nd Sep 1970
A con man (Phil Silvers) tries to sell Washington, D.C., to Jed.
S9 Ep3
8.3
29th Sep 1970
Shifty Shafer cons Jed into buying the U.S. Capitol.
S9 Ep4
7.9
6th Oct 1970
One Granny plus one Navy frogman equals a running gag: Granny thinks Elly's new beau is a frog.
S9 Ep5
8.3
13th Oct 1970
Granny's trying to cure her frog fixation with a potent elixir.
S9 Ep6
8.8
27th Oct 1970
Granny believes that Elly's beau is a web-footed freak.
S9 Ep7
8.4
10th Nov 1970
A dream sends Granny to a psychiatrist (Richard Deacon).
S9 Ep8
8.3
17th Nov 1970
Granny's afraid her family will turn into frogs.
S9 Ep9
8.5
24th Nov 1970
Drysdale tries to stop Elly's marriage.
S9 Ep10
8.0
1st Dec 1970
Escalation of Granny's frog fixation: she's sending for reinforcements to help fight the frog.
S9 Ep11
8.1
8th Dec 1970
Can Elly find happiness married to a frog? Granny's still fighting the match.
S9 Ep12
8.2
15th Dec 1970
Granny's frog phobia fades away.
S9 Ep13
8.6
5th Jan 1971
When The Clampetts learn that the grunion are due on the California coast, and having no idea who or what the grunion are, head down to the beach to defend it from invasion.
S9 Ep14
8.4
12th Jan 1971
A task force of Clampetts awaits an invasion of the U.S. by fish.
S9 Ep15
7.9
19th Jan 1971
Women's lib protests hit Drysdale's bank.
S9 Ep16
8.1
26th Jan 1971
Granny and Elly launch a fem lib protest.
S9 Ep17
7.6
2nd Feb 1971
How to thwart a women's lib strike: hire geisha girls.
S9 Ep18
7.6
9th Feb 1971
Granny and Elly seek happiness as liberated women.
S9 Ep19
7.3
16th Feb 1971
The women's movement strikes at the bank.
S9 Ep20
8.5
23rd Feb 1971
Elly joins the women's lib battle against Drysdale.
S9 Ep21
7.9
2nd Mar 1971
Jethro's bachelorhood seems headed for extinction.
S9 Ep22
8.0
9th Mar 1971
An unemployed actor is making a big play for Jane.
S9 Ep23
7.7
16th Mar 1971
An actor plans to capture the Clampett millions by passing himself off as kin to Davy Crockett.
S9 Ep24
7.7
23rd Mar 1971
Fortune hunter Dick Bremerkamp schemes to marry Elly May.