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After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price

Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early

A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

The squids debate fracture mining.

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Early lets his beak flag fly.

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Lil goes to drug rehab.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Justice is served, mayo free.

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

Early loses the love of his life.

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Early battles his grandson.

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

Early exploits himself for attention.

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

Terror strikes from the skies.

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.

Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Early trades his legs.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

Scott Hilley dies.

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.