China, IL Episode Rating Graph

Frank bets that he will be the focus of the "Person of the Day" news segment.

Baby cakes accidentally meets his old imaginary friend one day, and must travel into his own mind to defeat the beast before said friend destroys his real body.

Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank learns why women find him unattractive; Pony and Steve try to prove they are good people.

Total Validation, China, IL's newest counselling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.

Different departments on campus are selected for The Dean's List, an annual scavenger hunt that is much more dangerous than it sounds.

Frank wants to give a perfect lecture on the first day of school.

Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.

Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.

Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich; Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.

Frank learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.

Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parent's Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.

A giant baby destroys the campus, and the faculty is split on how to handle the situation.

After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Dr. Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frankensteve into a super brother.

Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the faculty's best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that he's getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.

The professors join together to build robotic replicas of themselves to take their place.

Since crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, the dean enrolls a murder of them as new students.