Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy Episode Rating Graph

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

To have sexual relations with your mother.

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

Exactly what it says on the tin...

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.