Schutzy takes a job working at a rocket factory in order to meet eligible bachelors and is promptly harassed by Steve, a muscle-bound co-worker, who makes unwanted advances. Meanwhile, the woman Bob hires to replace her turns out to be a stereotypical bubble-headed blonde incapable of performing the simplest of office tasks. Neither Bob nor Schutzie wants to admit that they've made employment mistakes for fear of hurting the others feelings.

Harvey's job depends on humoring a loutish out of town buyer, so when he arrives and mistakes Bob for Harvey, Bob is asked to go along with it. To complicate matters, the buyer makes it clear no business will be done if he can't get a date with one of Bob's lovely models, both of whom find him repellent.

Instead of a planned bowling night with Harvey, Bob sets his sights on a gorgeous real estate agent . He tries to ply her with wine, but he gets drunk instead. When he wakes up the next morning, he finds that he's inadvertently put the house up for sale, and prospective buyers are already looking the place over.

90-year-old grandpa becomes angry with the Air Force because he is rejected by the service for being too old and so declares war on the Air Force using an antique aircraft to drop homemade munitions on Air Force bases.