Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.

Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.

A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.

When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the french girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.

Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

Bud wins a ""Dinner with Anthrax"" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.

Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.

On their anniversary, Jefferson plans to surprise Marcy with a tattoo, but the tattoo artist accidently writes ""I LOVE MARY"".

Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.

The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $100,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.

Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.

Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.

Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.

Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.

Peg's hillbilly relatives from W* County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.

Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.

Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.

In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.

Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.

Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.

A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.

After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.

Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.

Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.

Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.

Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

Kelly becomes a rock and roll singer with Bud as her agent.

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

Al and Jefferson's fishing lodge is taken away by a famous actress, but Jefferson plots revenge, and a small fortune, when they find out that they unknowingly took a nude picture of the actress. Kelly and Bud try to get Lucky a part in a dog food commercial.

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.

A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring ... down a stripper's pants.

One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.