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Best Episodes of After Hours
The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Taught Us as Kids
S2 Ep12
9.3
17th Dec 2012
Disney teaches terrible lessons to kids all the time.
Why Romantic Comedies Are Secretly Bad for You
S3 Ep2
9.0
14th Feb 2013
All the reasons Kate Hudson movies are worse for you than torture porn.
Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job
S2 Ep9
9.0
24th Sep 2012
Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about any other context. We explain why.
Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying
S2 Ep5
9.0
14th May 2012
Think twice about your prayers each night to Q, Trekkies. There are a lot of good reasons why you'd hate living on the Enterprise.
Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun
S2 Ep3
9.0
16th Apr 2012
ED-209? Terminators? You don't need to go to sci-fi for the most terrifyingly likely robot uprising. It's already started.
4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
S1 Ep11
9.0
26th Sep 2011
If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)
S1 Ep10
9.0
25th Jul 2011
You only get one super power. Choose wisely.
Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
S1 Ep9
9.0
27th Jun 2011
Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
Worst Episodes of After Hours
Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
S1 Ep1
7.4
19th Jul 2010
Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
S1 Ep2
7.5
30th Aug 2010
Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
S1 Ep4
7.6
20th Dec 2010
Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
Why PIxar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse
S2 Ep8
7.8
12th Sep 2012
'Toy Story' is secretly about slavery, but when you put them all together, you get an even creepier universe.
If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
S2 Ep2
7.8
2nd Apr 2012
Behind every boring ice-breaker, there is a much better question waiting to be asked.
3 Popular Children's Characters Who Secretly Hate Animals
S2 Ep6
8.0
29th May 2012
And yet, why isn't PETA calling out these monsters? We think it's because Big Gaming is paying them to look the other way.
4 Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories
S2 Ep7
8.0
9th Jul 2012
New episode of Cracked After Hours about why teens are afraid of cars, Brits are afraid of urban murderers and the whole world is afraid of aliens.
Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
S1 Ep8
8.3
23rd May 2011
At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
After Hours Episode Guide
Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
S1 Ep1
7.4
19th Jul 2010
Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
S1 Ep2
7.5
30th Aug 2010
Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
S1 Ep3
8.7
18th Nov 2010
You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
S1 Ep4
7.6
20th Dec 2010
Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
S1 Ep5
8.5
31st Jan 2011
Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.
Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question
S1 Ep6
8.3
14th Mar 2011
In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"
Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women
S1 Ep7
9.0
4th Apr 2011
A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.
Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
S1 Ep8
8.3
23rd May 2011
At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
S1 Ep9
9.0
27th Jun 2011
Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)
S1 Ep10
9.0
25th Jul 2011
You only get one super power. Choose wisely.
4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
S1 Ep11
9.0
26th Sep 2011
If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters
S1 Ep12
8.6
24th Oct 2011
A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.
The best rated episodes of After Hours are:
The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Taught Us as Kids S2E12 rated 9.3
Why Romantic Comedies Are Secretly Bad for You S3E2 rated 9.0
Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job S2E9 rated 9.0
Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying S2E5 rated 9.0
Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun S2E3 rated 9.0
4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes S1E11 rated 9.0
The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think) S1E10 rated 9.0
Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham S1E9 rated 9.0
The lowest rated episodes of After Hours are:
Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying S1E1 rated 7.4
5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend S1E2 rated 7.5
Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying S1E4 rated 7.6
Why PIxar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse S2E8 rated 7.8
If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure S2E2 rated 7.8
3 Popular Children's Characters Who Secretly Hate Animals S2E6 rated 8.0
