Crank Yankers Episode Rating Graph

Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.

Hadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help with her book report, Bobby calls to make a reservation for his family, and Elmer's Son tries to make a secret phone call.

Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,

Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

Kevin Nealon places an emphatic flower order; Spoonie Luv tries to take a very early family photo; and Bobby seeks acupuncture for his chronic belching.

"Chamillionaire Gets Sued" "Chip Calls a Plastic Surgeon" "Maverick Has a Bone to Pick" "Terrence Books a Limo for His Client" "The Concierge Offer an Apology" "Jack Larson is Worried About His Dog"

Ludacris and Drew Carey are the guest voices for the third-season opener. Included: the rapper calls the head of his record label wanting to change his name to “Peanut Head.” Carey calls a hotel to make a confession.

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

The Q-Tip King asks skate store employees if they want in on his scheme, a retirement home tries to complete an old man's bucket list, and the first female jet skier prepares for her debut.

Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.

Yankerville's puppet citizens, voiced by celebrities and comedians, call real people.

Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.

Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.

Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.

Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip calls taco bell acting like he’s from the corporate office.

Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

Someone crapped in Gladys' car. Elmer tries to get an appartment. Batman's Nemesis tries to find Batman. And Special Ed wants to go to Hawaii. Birchum tries to get a job. Also starring Billy West and Tenacious D.

Landalious pitches his own wine brand Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.

Birchum quizzes a carpenter on his occupational expertise, a woman wants to learn French to solve a neighborly dispute, and a nervous caller needs reassurance for her first wax appointment.

A woman hatches a scheme to get space from a coworker, Elmer wants his late wife's obituary to help him find love, and a cornhole enthusiast explains how the game has changed his life.

Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.

Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.

Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled; Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time; and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.

Terrence helps Justin Bieber acquire a hippo, Kathy Griffin seeks a sculpture of her ex-husband, Gladys tries to undo her self-acupuncture, and Ron Funches goes to the wrong open house.

Caleb Hearon organizes Hands Across America 2, Bobby Brown deals with a painful rat problem, and Paul Scheer gets a frozen tongue from an ultra-cold smoothie.

Annie Murphy struggles to retrieve her vehicle from a towing company, Wanda Sykes berates a driving instructor about his stance on road rage, and Adam Carolla needs to give his wife a lift.

A man's CrossFit passion gives him newfound confidence; Niles complains about a yacht club's customer service; a Christmas fanatic is bothered by a business's lack of holiday spirit.

Sam Jay has a creative solution for her girlfriend's loud TV habits, Mike Tyson (Bobby Brown) tells a cryogenics employee his reproductive concerns, and Elmer takes issue with KFC's "hats."

A woman wants to raise the stakes of her boyfriend's next apology, brothers offer to be employed as a two-for-one deal, and an expecting mother prepares for her baby's race reveal party.

A man thinks he's been permanently affected by a swimming pool; Mike Tyson offers his services to a flower shop; Terrence wants to help Nicole Kidman conquer her fear of butterflies.

The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

A woman orders body-positive gingerbread women from a bakery, Terrence prepares a boutique for a visit from Ivanka Trump, and a man wants privacy from his neighbors during nude activities.

Brothers want a sensual bagel display for a bar mitzvah; Bill Maher, Jeff Goldblum and Caitlyn Jenner call a hardware store for their reality show; a man wants to be put in his place.

J.Lo (Melissa Villasenor) needs a luxurious new hat, Shasta gives a helpful heads-up that she'll be shopping while Black, and Trixie Mattel tries to make their tiny boyfriend feel big.

Featuring guests Tracy Morgan, Adam Carolla, and Aubrey Plaza.

"Incoming Call: Joel and Benji are Looking for an Assistant" "Incoming Call: Dr. Premise Interviews an Assistant" "Israeli Guy Needs to Book a Trip" "Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package" "Hadassah is Bored" "Lil Jon Wants to Enroll His Son in a Daycare" (featuring Special Ed!)

"Incoming Call: A Telemarketer Calls Special Ed" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Terrence Calls a Church for Paris Hilton" "Wayne McClammy Wants a Tattoo" "Chip Plans a Family Meal" "Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package" "Ryan Tries to be a Good Father"

Model train enthusiasts try to prevent vandalism, an aerial gymnast gets tangled in a silk sling, and Spoonie Luv learns about aphrodisiacs from a New Orleans cooking school.

Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

Birchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, Kevin gets help with his homework, Cammie Has Some Questions.

Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.

Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.

Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.

Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.