Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004.
In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
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Best Episodes of Puppets Who Kill
Cuddles The Demon
S2 Ep4
9.5
20th Feb 2004
Dan's game with an Ouija board results in Buttons being possessed by a demon who intends to destroy the world and picks Dan as the virgin sacrifice he needs to finish the job.
Dan and the New Neighbour
S3 Ep13
9.0
6th May 2005
Bill must deal with Corrections Canada's new social worker intern at their house. Meanwhile, Dan, Cuddles, and Buttons fight for their new neighbour's affections.
Cuddles the Artist
S3 Ep12
9.0
29th Apr 2005
Dan encourages Cuddles to be more creative in his artistic endeavours but is surprised when he sees the unusual source for Cuddles' newest creations. When Cuddles is believed to be dead shortly thereafter from an apparent suicide, interest in this ' work ' skyrockets and Bill and Rocko quickly move to advantage of this atmosphere.
The Twilight Place
S2 Ep13
9.0
23rd Apr 2004
Dan gets rid of the TV to stop the gang doing nothing but sitting around watching it so Cuddles and Rocko buy their own set from a thrift shop but it turns out to be cursed.
Rocko And The Twins
S2 Ep12
9.0
16th Apr 2004
Cuddles' latest blind date turns out to have a siamese twin attached and wants him to find a date for her sister. Rocko barges into the situation and finds he's met his match in the bitter & angry sister. To everyone's surprise their mutual hostility turns into a passionate affair while Cuddles finds that the other sister is far more boring than her personal ad claimed.
Dan And The Necrophiliac
S2 Ep11
9.0
9th Apr 2004
At Uncle Harry's funeral Dan learns that the beautiful cousin he's always had a crush on is a necrophliac. Just how far will Dan go for the chance to get laid?
Rocko Gets A Lung
S2 Ep10
9.0
2nd Apr 2004
Rocko learns he's down to 2% of lung capacity and needs a transplant to survive but he's such a scumbag that no one's willing to donate them to him and he doesn't have the money to buy a new set. Bill's sent to a TV quiz show to earn the money but it turns out his genius at home was actually from cheating and in he's way over his head.
Pizza Boys Are Missing
S2 Ep9
9.0
26th Mar 2004
In this episode many pizza delivery boys disappear. Rocko and Cuddles decide to take a job delivering pizza. In the meantime, Buttons lies to a pretty lady, (Meredith Henderson), to get what he wants. The truth about Buttons is uncovered though, and the case of the disappearing pizza boys is solved.
Cuddles The Religious Icon
S2 Ep7
9.0
12th Mar 2004
Cuddle gains the power to heal by touch and becomes known to the neighbours as the Miracle Child but his popularity annoys Dan who sets out to destroy Cuddle's gift until he discovers he has terminal bowel cancer.
Prostitutes For Jesus
S2 Ep3
9.0
13th Feb 2004
Button's has an affair with a woman with a very jealous and murderous ""husband"" while Rocko and Bill take advantage of two prostitutes who have announced a holy mission to see that the terminally ill get laid.
The Rival House
S4 Ep9
8.7
27th Apr 2006
Dan learns that Correction Services will be closing down one of the halfway houses in the area with the other run by an arch rival of Dan's. With the other house populated by seemingly perfect puppets, Dan and his charges seem destined to lose this competition.
Worst Episodes of Puppets Who Kill
Bill's Brain
S1 Ep5
6.7
31st Oct 2002
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
Dan's Umbrella
S1 Ep12
7.0
20th Dec 2002
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
S1 Ep6
7.3
8th Nov 2002
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Rocko's Telethon
S1 Ep7
7.3
15th Nov 2002
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Bill Sues
S2 Ep1
7.3
30th Jan 2004
Bill tries to sue the families of his victims for mental cruelty and is sentenced to castration for wasting the judge's time.
Cuddles Gets Laid
S1 Ep11
7.5
13th Dec 2002
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
S1 Ep8
7.7
22nd Nov 2002
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Bill and the Berkowitz's
S4 Ep5
7.7
30th Mar 2006
A dispute between Rocko and a local drug dealer climaxes with a dead mailman at the door of the halfway house and Bill being blamed for it. To rehab his image, Bill befriends an elderly couple but this doesn't turn exactly as he planned.
Buttons and the Dying Wish Foundation
S4 Ep7
7.7
13th Apr 2006
When news comes out that Buttons runs a slave labor factory that produces Buttons the Bear dolls, Buttons looks for a way to restore his public image. Rocko suggests contacting a foundation that grants wishes of terminally ill people but Buttons quickly finds out that granting such a wish isn't a short term fix as he thinks. Meanwhile, Dan is annoyed when Bill keeps interrupting at the most inopportune times and Rocko, with great reluctance, agrees to help out a former prison inmate.
The Hostage
S4 Ep10
7.7
4th May 2006
Buttons' trip to Rio lands him in hot war financially and he resorts to kidnapping a wealthy businessman as a means to extricate him from the mess. Dan tries to get Corrections Canada to hire a maid to clean the house for him.
A Few Feuds
S4 Ep11
7.7
11th May 2006
A series of misunderstandings lead Rocko, Bill, Buttons and Cuddles to believe each of them is trying to kill one of the others in house. Meanwhile, Dan finds himself caught up in an old feud betweeen two warring families.
Puppets Who Kill Episode Guide
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
S1 Ep2
8.0
11th Oct 2002
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
Cuddles Goes To Jail
S1 Ep3
8.5
18th Oct 2002
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
Buttons Goes To Court
S1 Ep4
8.3
25th Oct 2002
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
Bill's Brain
S1 Ep5
6.7
31st Oct 2002
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
S1 Ep6
7.3
8th Nov 2002
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Rocko's Telethon
S1 Ep7
7.3
15th Nov 2002
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
S1 Ep8
7.7
22nd Nov 2002
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Dan The Greeter
S1 Ep10
8.3
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
Cuddles Gets Laid
S1 Ep11
7.5
13th Dec 2002
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Dan's Umbrella
S1 Ep12
7.0
20th Dec 2002
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
