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Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.

Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.

When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.

Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.

Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.

Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.

When the object of Dan’s revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won’t leave him alone, Dan resorts to some ancient means of pest control.

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".