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Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.

Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him.

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.

Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.