
King of the Hill Episode Rating Graph
Jan 1997 - Sep 2009

Jan 1997 - Sep 2009
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Browse episode ratings trends for King of the Hill. Simply click on the interactive rating graph to explore the best and worst of King of the Hill's 255 episodes.
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The first episode of King of the Hill aired on January 12, 1997.
The last episode of King of the Hill aired on September 13, 2009.
There are 255 episodes of King of the Hill.
There are 13 seasons of King of the Hill.
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King of the Hill has ended.
S6 Ep21
8.1
12th May 2002
The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
S6 Ep1
8.0
11th Nov 2001
Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.
S7 Ep21
7.9
11th May 2003
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
S6 Ep9
7.8
24th Feb 2002
Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
S4 Ep5
7.8
7th Nov 1999
Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.
S5 Ep13
7.8
25th Feb 2001
Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
S10 Ep14
7.8
7th May 2006
A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully.
S9 Ep8
7.8
6th Mar 2005
Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.
S13 Ep20
7.8
13th Sep 2009
Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby’s knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the State Championships.
S6 Ep22
7.8
12th May 2002
Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.
S6 Ep19
7.8
5th May 2002
Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
S2 Ep1
7.7
21st Sep 1997
When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.
S11 Ep8
7.7
29th Apr 2007
Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.
S7 Ep11
7.7
2nd Feb 2003
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
S4 Ep14
7.7
13th Feb 2000
Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.
S8 Ep8
7.7
4th Jan 2004
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
S3 Ep7
7.7
17th Nov 1998
After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank's mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its old model and introducing a new, "yuppified" version. Hank is the only one on the group who defends the old mower -- but is he trying to defend the mower, or his mother?
S5 Ep14
7.7
4th Mar 2001
Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
S8 Ep7
7.7
14th Dec 2003
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
S2 Ep17
7.7
1st Mar 1998
When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store's computer says he rented and never returned a pornographic movie, Cuffs and Collars. Hank refuses to pay for a movie he never rented, and sets out to prove that the computer was wrong.
S5 Ep19
7.7
6th May 2001
Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
S6 Ep16
7.7
14th Apr 2002
Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
S1 Ep10
7.7
27th Apr 1997
Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.
S4 Ep3
7.7
24th Oct 1999
Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.
S4 Ep15
7.7
20th Feb 2000
Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.
S9 Ep15
7.7
15th May 2005
Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.
S5 Ep20
7.7
13th May 2001
Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.
S1 Ep11
7.6
4th May 1997
Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.
S6 Ep18
7.6
28th Apr 2002
Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
S5 Ep16
7.6
1st Apr 2001
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
S11 Ep11
7.6
20th May 2007
Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank and the gang have to come to the rescue.
S12 Ep19
7.6
27th Apr 2008
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.
S2 Ep2
7.6
26th Sep 1997
Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.
S4 Ep2
7.6
3rd Oct 1999
Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.
S2 Ep7
7.6
16th Nov 1997
Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.
S7 Ep1
7.6
3rd Nov 2002
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
S9 Ep5
7.6
30th Jan 2005
Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security.
S7 Ep10
7.6
12th Jan 2003
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
S13 Ep15
7.6
26th Apr 2009
Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can.
S2 Ep11
7.6
21st Dec 1997
Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind.
S5 Ep4
7.6
19th Nov 2000
Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
S3 Ep16
7.6
23rd Feb 1999
Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him. In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and Hank tells Luanne never to talk about what happened. Luanne gets sexually harassed by one of the golfers, she decides to follow Hank's example and not talk about it.
S2 Ep5
7.6
2nd Nov 1997
In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special "bait" from a street vendor. He soon finds himself in trouble with the law.
S10 Ep3
7.6
6th Nov 2005
After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer at a halfway house for alcoholics, and Bill invites the residents to stay with him. As more and more houseguests show up, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence. Meanwhile, Peggy makes a promise to God that if she gets over the flu, she'll learn to ride a bike, and Bobby makes her keep her promise.
S8 Ep6
7.6
7th Dec 2003
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
S4 Ep13
7.6
6th Feb 2000
Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.
S13 Ep11
7.6
8th Mar 2009
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose—maybe too much.
S3 Ep11
7.6
19th Jan 1999
After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to get "Paddlin' Peggy" reinstated. Once she is back teaching, Peggy uses her reputation for violence to scare her students, and takes things too far, in true Peggy fashion.
S4 Ep22
7.6
7th May 2000
Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.
S8 Ep21
7.6
16th May 2004
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
S2 Ep23
7.6
17th May 1998
When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane can't compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He winds up working in the propane department at Mega Lo Mart, under the supervision of Luanne's boyfriend Buckley. Hank and other Mega Lo Mart employees decide to protest the way the company destroys small businesses, by disrupting a concert by the company spokesman, Chuck Mangione. Meanwhile, Luanne, who wanted Buckley to give her the job that he gave to Hank, tells Buckley she's breaking up with him. And Hank, Luanne and Buckley are the only people in the Mega Lo Mart when Hank notices a leak...
S8 Ep14
7.6
14th Mar 2004
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
S8 Ep1
7.6
2nd Nov 2003
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
S3 Ep10
7.6
12th Jan 1999
Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each of their scenarios.
S12 Ep6
7.6
18th Nov 2007
After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.
S6 Ep20
7.6
5th May 2002
Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
S3 Ep9
7.6
15th Dec 1998
At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him. Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn't work out, he dresses up in Lenore's old clothes and declares that he is Lenore.
S9 Ep4
7.6
23rd Jan 2005
Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.
S2 Ep4
7.6
26th Oct 1997
Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.
S7 Ep22
7.6
18th May 2003
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
S3 Ep20
7.6
13th Apr 1999
When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a conspiracy, Peggy gets involved and it goes too far. Dale gets pushed over the edge & it is Hank that goes to help him back down.
S7 Ep19
7.6
27th Apr 2003
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
S4 Ep21
7.6
30th Apr 2000
After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.
S1 Ep9
7.6
13th Apr 1997
Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
S8 Ep15
7.6
21st Mar 2004
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
S1 Ep1
7.6
12th Jan 1997
Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.
S1 Ep8
7.6
23rd Mar 1997
Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.
S7 Ep20
7.6
4th May 2003
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
S9 Ep14
7.6
8th May 2005
Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.
S7 Ep16
7.6
16th Mar 2003
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
S10 Ep1
7.6
18th Sep 2005
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are actually trying to avoid him because he’s uptight and bossy. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies, but the results leave Hank and the guys overboard.
S4 Ep19
7.6
9th Apr 2000
After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.
S4 Ep6
7.6
14th Nov 1999
Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.
S1 Ep5
7.6
16th Feb 1997
When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.
S9 Ep10
7.6
27th Mar 2005
Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.
S4 Ep9
7.6
12th Dec 1999
Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.
S8 Ep16
7.6
28th Mar 2004
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
S7 Ep9
6.9
12th Jan 2003
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
S13 Ep17
7.0
10th May 2009
Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.
S9 Ep7
7.0
20th Feb 2005
Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.
S7 Ep14
7.1
2nd Mar 2003
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
S10 Ep5
7.1
4th Dec 2005
Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory and sucks all the fun out of him.
S13 Ep6
7.1
16th Nov 2008
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.
S11 Ep4
7.2
25th Mar 2007
When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Lucky's friends Mud Dobber and Elvin take it upon themeselves bully Luanne's 15-year-old date.
S12 Ep3
7.2
7th Oct 2007
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.
S13 Ep13
7.2
22nd Mar 2009
After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.
S13 Ep5
7.2
9th Nov 2008
In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.
S6 Ep12
7.2
17th Mar 2002
Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
S8 Ep17
7.2
18th Apr 2004
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
S3 Ep22
7.2
27th Apr 1999
Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life. She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle -- not realizing that it's actually cocaine. Meanwhile, Dale wants to become an executioner.
S8 Ep18
7.2
25th Apr 2004
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
S2 Ep9
7.2
7th Dec 1997
Hank struggles to portray himself and his life as that of a stereotypical Texan cowboy's for a Hollywood cowboy movie fan in order to secure a business deal for Strickland Propane.
S5 Ep3
7.2
12th Nov 2000
As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
S3 Ep19
7.2
6th Apr 1999
When Hank takes Bobby to the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Bobby says he likes Wichita Falls better than Arlen. Fearing that Bobby will leave Arlen when he grows up, Hank decides to make a video to convince the Cowboys to move their training camp to Arlen.
S2 Ep16
7.2
22nd Feb 1998
After Hank has a car accident, he has to go to traffic school. The teacher of the traffic school is a comedian, Booda Sack, who gets laughs by insulting the audience. Inspired by Booda Sack, Bobby tries developing a stand-up act of his own. Booda Sack tells Bobby that to be funny, he needs to get in touch with his roots as a white man. Looking for something about "white roots" on the internet, Bobby comes across all the material he needs on a site called the White Nationalist Brotherhood.
S4 Ep11
7.2
9th Jan 2000
Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.
S12 Ep10
7.2
6th Jan 2008
Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".
S2 Ep12
7.2
11th Jan 1998
After seeing that Luanne is depressed, Hank volunteers to buy her some hand puppets at a rummage sale. Luanne starts doing a Christian puppet show, The Manger Babies. Hank agrees to play God in the televised version of the puppet show. When it turns out that the show will be on at the same time as the Super Bowl, Hank has to choose between helping Luanne or watching the game.
S13 Ep12
7.2
15th Mar 2009
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.
S4 Ep24
7.2
21st May 2000
At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.
S12 Ep7
7.2
25th Nov 2007
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital.
S12 Ep16
7.2
30th Mar 2008
Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.
S10 Ep10
7.3
2nd Apr 2006
Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the 'war' goes too far, and the companies are all losing profit, Hank takes matters into his own hands, and calls a meeting. Unfortunately, the owners decide to 'price fix' and get caught. Meanwhile, Lucky and Luanne wait for Brownville Station tickets, in line 6 days before tickets go on sale.
S5 Ep6
7.3
3rd Dec 2000
Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
S3 Ep12
7.3
26th Jan 1999
Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hank's disappointment. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to fit in with the other soccer moms, and takes a crash course from Minh on Soccer-mom etiquette.
S3 Ep6
7.3
10th Nov 1998
A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.
S13 Ep3
7.3
19th Oct 2008
Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.
S10 Ep7
7.3
29th Jan 2006
In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But Hank ruins the show by deciding to take the game seriously.
S11 Ep9
7.3
6th May 2007
Peggy tries to reach the pinnacle of real estate success by selling houses in the exclusive neighborhood of Arlen Heights, but she winds up selling pots door to door. Meanwhile the real Rusty Shackleford pays a visit to Dale.
S12 Ep12
7.3
17th Feb 2008
Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.
S9 Ep9
7.3
13th Mar 2005
Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents.
S11 Ep10
7.3
13th May 2007
Nancy turns to her mother for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn cause her hair to fall out.
S12 Ep17
7.3
6th Apr 2008
Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.
S8 Ep11
7.3
15th Feb 2004
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
S5 Ep18
7.3
22nd Apr 2001
Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
S10 Ep11
7.3
9th Apr 2006
When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to bribe the Hills into worshipping at his Megachurch.
S7 Ep6
7.3
8th Dec 2002
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
S7 Ep7
7.3
15th Dec 2002
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
S13 Ep18
7.3
17th May 2009
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.
S13 Ep16
7.3
3rd May 2009
Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.
S3 Ep17
7.3
16th Mar 1999
Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to put the moves on Peggy while Hank is away.
S10 Ep12
7.3
23rd Apr 2006
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again.
S3 Ep13
7.3
2nd Feb 1999
Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy. Hank talks to Bill about Kahn's job, and Kahn gets fired for it.
S4 Ep7
7.3
21st Nov 1999
Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.
S13 Ep4
7.3
2nd Nov 2008
Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.
S13 Ep2
7.3
5th Oct 2008
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green. Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.
S4 Ep17
7.3
12th Mar 2000
Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.
S8 Ep13
7.3
7th Mar 2004
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
S10 Ep9
7.3
26th Mar 2006
Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners, and gets bought out by Buck Strickland. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to figure out if Nancy is deliberately refusing to take her calls.
S12 Ep2
7.3
30th Sep 2007
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book.
S13 Ep9
7.3
15th Feb 2009
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.
S13 Ep10
7.3
1st Mar 2009
Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.
S5 Ep5
7.3
26th Nov 2000
The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
S6 Ep3
7.3
12th Dec 2001
A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
S2 Ep3
7.3
19th Oct 1997
After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.
S9 Ep3
7.3
16th Jan 2005
Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined.
S2 Ep22
7.3
10th May 1998
After Bobby eats too much sugar one morning, he is mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Feeling guilty about not spending enough time with her son, Peggy decides to give up teaching and be a stay-at-home mother, a decision Hank fully approves of. But Peggy is so bored at home that she starts taking guitar lessons, and composes a symbolic song about a turtle trapped in her shell. Meanwhile, Bobby takes pills for his ADD, and Luanne becomes convinced that she caught ADD from Bobby.
S11 Ep5
7.3
1st Apr 2007
Hank is crestfallen when Cotton gives his beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, however things get even worse when Dusty shows up at Hank's house with a reality TV show crew.
S5 Ep8
7.3
17th Dec 2000
Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
S8 Ep2
7.4
9th Nov 2003
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
S12 Ep18
7.4
13th Apr 2008
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
S13 Ep7
7.4
30th Nov 2008
Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative.
S12 Ep15
7.4
16th Mar 2008
Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.
S4 Ep1
7.4
26th Sep 1999
Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.
S5 Ep10
7.4
4th Feb 2001
While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
S7 Ep8
7.4
5th Jan 2003
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
S2 Ep8
7.4
23rd Nov 1997
Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point.
S6 Ep14
7.4
7th Apr 2002
When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
S8 Ep5
7.4
30th Nov 2003
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
S2 Ep19
7.4
19th Apr 1998
When Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills' garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every last dime.
S12 Ep9
7.4
16th Dec 2007
After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet video.
S2 Ep18
7.4
15th Mar 1998
When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the Arlen Museum.
S10 Ep15
7.4
14th May 2006
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he'll fail and give up the idea of marrying her niece, but then she starts to suspect that Luanne might be pregnant.
S4 Ep12
7.4
16th Jan 2000
Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.
S1 Ep1
7.6
12th Jan 1997
Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.
S1 Ep2
7.5
19th Jan 1997
Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.
S1 Ep3
7.5
2nd Feb 1997
A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.
S1 Ep4
7.5
9th Feb 1997
Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero.
S1 Ep5
7.6
16th Feb 1997
When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.
S1 Ep6
7.5
23rd Feb 1997
A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.
S1 Ep7
7.6
2nd Mar 1997
The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.
S1 Ep8
7.6
23rd Mar 1997
Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.
S1 Ep9
7.6
13th Apr 1997
Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
S1 Ep10
7.7
27th Apr 1997
Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.
S1 Ep11
7.6
4th May 1997
Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.
S1 Ep12
7.5
11th May 1997
Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.