There is discontent when the students form their own union.

Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.

Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.