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There is discontent when the students form their own union.

Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.

Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.