What are the best episodes of Mind Your Language?

The best rated episodes of Mind Your Language are: Everybody's Out - S4E10 rated 10.0, Wedding Fever - S4E9 rated 10.0, A Rash Decision - S4E8 rated 10.0, Mama Mia - S4E7 rated 10.0, Ghoulies and Ghosties - S4E6 rated 10.0, Too Many Crooks - S4E2 rated 9.0, End of Term - S4E13 rated 8.5, Teacher's Pet - S4E12 rated 8.5, The First Lady - S4E11 rated 8.5, What a Tangled Web - S3E8 rated 8.4

What are the worst episodes of Mind Your Language?

The lowest rated episodes of Mind Your Language are: Fifty Years On - S4E4 rated 5.5, The Cheating Game - S1E7 rated 7.5, Hello Sailor - S1E10 rated 7.6, A Point of Honour - S1E11 rated 7.6, A Fate Worse Than Death - S1E3 rated 7.6, Queen for a Day - S2E2 rated 7.6, Better to Have Loved and Lost - S1E8 rated 7.6, Brief Re-Encounter - S2E3 rated 7.7, The First Lesson - S1E1 rated 7.7, Many Happy Returns - S2E4 rated 7.8

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Dec 1977 - Apr 1986

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Best Episodes of Mind Your Language

Everybody's Out
S4 Ep10
10.0
8th Mar 1986
There is discontent when the students form their own union.
Wedding Fever
S4 Ep9
10.0
1st Mar 1986
Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!
A Rash Decision
S4 Ep8
10.0
22nd Feb 1986
Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.
Mama Mia
S4 Ep7
10.0
15th Feb 1986
Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.
Ghoulies and Ghosties
S4 Ep6
10.0
8th Feb 1986
Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.
Too Many Crooks
S4 Ep2
9.0
11th Jan 1986
Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.
End of Term
S4 Ep13
8.5
12th Apr 1986
The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.
Teacher's Pet
S4 Ep12
8.5
5th Apr 1986
Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.
The First Lady
S4 Ep11
8.5
22nd Mar 1986
Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.
What a Tangled Web
S3 Ep8
8.4
15th Dec 1979
When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...
Who Loves Ya Baby?
S3 Ep2
8.2
3rd Nov 1979
Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.
After Three
S2 Ep8
8.2
25th Nov 1978
The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?
The Examination
S1 Ep13
8.2
24th Mar 1978
The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language

Fifty Years On
S4 Ep4
5.5
25th Jan 1986
It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...
The Cheating Game
S1 Ep7
7.5
10th Feb 1978
In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!
Hello Sailor
S1 Ep10
7.6
3rd Mar 1978
Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.
A Point of Honour
S1 Ep11
7.6
10th Mar 1978
Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.
A Fate Worse Than Death
S1 Ep3
7.6
13th Jan 1978
Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.
Queen for a Day
S2 Ep2
7.6
14th Oct 1978
It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.
Better to Have Loved and Lost
S1 Ep8
7.6
17th Feb 1978
Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!
Brief Re-Encounter
S2 Ep3
7.7
21st Oct 1978
Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?
The First Lesson
S1 Ep1
7.7
30th Dec 1977
Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.
Many Happy Returns
S2 Ep4
7.8
28th Oct 1978
Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...
How's Your Father
S1 Ep12
7.8
17th Mar 1978
Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?
Take Your Partners
S2 Ep7
7.8
18th Nov 1978
Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.
The Best Things in Life
S1 Ep5
7.8
27th Jan 1978
Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

Mind Your Language Episode Guide

The First Lesson
S1 Ep1
7.7
30th Dec 1977
Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.
An Inspector Calls
S1 Ep2
7.9
6th Jan 1978
An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.
A Fate Worse Than Death
S1 Ep3
7.6
13th Jan 1978
Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.
All Through the Night
S1 Ep4
7.8
20th Jan 1978
Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.
The Best Things in Life
S1 Ep5
7.8
27th Jan 1978
Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...
Come Back, All is Forgiven
S1 Ep6
7.9
3rd Feb 1978
It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.
The Cheating Game
S1 Ep7
7.5
10th Feb 1978
In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!
Better to Have Loved and Lost
S1 Ep8
7.6
17th Feb 1978
Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!
Kill or Cure
S1 Ep9
7.8
24th Feb 1978
Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.
Hello Sailor
S1 Ep10
7.6
3rd Mar 1978
Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.
A Point of Honour
S1 Ep11
7.6
10th Mar 1978
Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.
How's Your Father
S1 Ep12
7.8
17th Mar 1978
Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?
The Examination
S1 Ep13
8.2
24th Mar 1978
The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.