Beavis and Butt-Head Episode Rating Graph

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

Beavis and Butt-Head get jobs working at a computer tech support center, a position for which they are woefully under-qualified.

No license, no money, no problem! Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Will they walk away from this one, or is everything wrecked for good?

Beavis screws an action figure into his hand and has to go the hospital. At the hospital, a cult sees him as the second coming of the Messiah after he transforms into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set.

Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly.

Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Concerned with the boys' impact on the school's public funding, Principal McVicker organizes intensive tutoring in order to help Beavis and Butt-Head prepare for the state standardized test.

The boys consider religion when it gets them out of class.

On a field trip, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep in a school bus and wake up -- in 1832? A colonial village sends the boys through a time loop. Will they keep Van Driessen from being born in the past, or just ruin his life in the present?

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.

Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.

An oil spill draws hot hippies to the shoreline.

After seeing some hot chicks get massages in the food court, things get all touchy-feely when Beavis and Butt-Head open up a massage stand of their own. But the situation gets tense when these idiots take on some rival masseuses.

Beavis and Butt-Head become ace bounty hunters after a chance meeting with a reality TV star in a hardware store. Will these vigilantes land a real fugitive? They soon find out catching criminals takes more than mullets and sleeveless shirts!

At Burger World, Butt-head realizes that he gets paid when he goes to the bathroom.

The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on an Afghan mission, thinking that it is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with planes.

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.

During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.

Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in an elevator with an attractive woman and do all they can to escape.

Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

Beavis and Butt-Head can't handle the truth! After witnessing a brutal beating that leaves one man out cold, will the boys lie under oath to protect their idol Todd? If they screw up, there's a serious butt-kicking on the docket, Todd-style.

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight.

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own.

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

Beavis struggles to refrain from copying his butt.

Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio."

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Beavis & Butt-head get a free trial membership at a health club, spot people, and have fun with a treadmill. videos: Midi, Maxi, & Efti - "Bad, Bad Boys" Overkill - "Hello From the Gutter" My Life With Thrill Kill Kult - "Blue Buddha" Lenny Kravitz - "Is There Any Love In Your Heart "

Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man.

Beavis and Butt-head discover that they have a rat in the house and try to catch it.

While Beavis and Butt-head are at the bank trying to get money, a crooked bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and flees to the roof. videos: Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot In The Dark" Lou Reed - "No Money Down" Crowbar - "All I Had (I Gave)"

Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.

Beavis and Butt-head go to Driver's Ed. class and watch a gory 1950's State Highway Patrol movie about reckless drivers...featuring some very familiar greasers. videos: Shonen Knife - "Tomato Head" Alice Cooper - "Lost In America" Johnny Cash - "Delia's Gone"

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.

Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.

The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.

The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.

The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt.

The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads.

Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind.

After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

The boys' class takes a field trip to an art museum. videos: Nirvana - "Heart Shaped Box" Candyland - "Bitter Moon" Matthew Sweet - "Superdeformed"

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

Beavis & Butt-head visit a phony fortune teller who cons Beavis into thinking he has the gift of second sight. videos: Metallica - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Nina Hagen - "Herman Was His Name" Donald Fagen - "Snowbound"

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

Beavis & Butt-head go to the movies where Lolita & Tanqueray trick them into waiting by the exit door to sneak them in for their date. videos: Bryan Adams, Sting & Rod Stewart - "All For Love" Primus - "DMV" Morbid Angel - "God of Emptiness" Green Apple Quick Step - "Dirty Water Ocean"

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.

The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.

A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. Van Driessen. videos: Green Day - "Longview" Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands"

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

The boys go to door-to-door to collect money for the poor as part of a class project; they meet up with a dominatrix.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butt-head decide to get their own 900 number. videos: Eve's Plumb - "Blue" Barry White - "Put Me In Your Mix" Low Pop Suicide - "Kiss Your Lips"

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

An amateur filmmaker documents America's youth culture in a film featuring Beavis and Butt-head. videos: The Ramones - "Substitute" Blur - "Chemical World" Morphine - "Thursday"

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to ""get some;"" Beavis wants to watch.

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it".

After playing "Iron Justice," Beavis has a near death experience, and dreams of meeting St. Peter, and Butt-head trying to bury him. videos: Gary Numan - "Cars" Frank Black - "Los Angeles" Tom Waits - "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.

Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the ""Butt Scratcher 2000""and try to sell it.

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.

Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos: Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice" Elton John & RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Seaweed - "Kid Candy" Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

Mr. Buzzcut sends Beavis & Butt-head to the school nurse because they stink. They dance with her and get a massage. videos: Frank Sinatra with Bono - "I've Got You Under My Skin" Doug E. Fresh - "I-ight (Alright)" Melvins - "Hootch"

Beavis & Butt-head go to the Medical Center. Butt-head gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker. videos: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "I Wanna Rock" Kate Bush - "Love & Anger"

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

During a shift at Burger World, Butt-head goes to sleep (standing up), and dreams that he and Beavis are rock stars.

After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.

Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.

Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.