What are the best episodes of Mr. Meaty?

The best rated episodes of Mr. Meaty are: Lord of the Geeks - S2E6 rated 9.0, Embarrassed to Death - S2E3 rated 9.0, Parker's First Kiss - S2E1 rated 9.0, Dinkleman - S1E22 rated 9.0, Ninjam - S1E21 rated 9.0, My Eddie - S1E17 rated 9.0, Unihorn - S1E14 rated 9.0, Model Employee - S1E13 rated 9.0

What are the worst episodes of Mr. Meaty?

The lowest rated episodes of Mr. Meaty are: Buffalo Burrito - S1E1 rated 4.7, Parkerina - S1E2 rated 6.0, Schnozzola - S1E3 rated 6.0, The Tell-Tale Burger - S1E12 rated 6.0, Moochmaster P. - S1E6 rated 6.3, Hamish - S1E7 rated 6.3, Tater Turf - S1E8 rated 6.3, Nosferateens - S1E9 rated 6.3

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Best Episodes of Mr. Meaty

Lord of the Geeks
S2 Ep6
9.0
20th Dec 2008
The cool kids and the geeks must work together to defeat an evil ork.
Embarrassed to Death
S2 Ep3
9.0
13th Dec 2008
A video leaked into the internet causes Parker to literally die of embarrassment, but it's not his time to go yet.
Parker's First Kiss
S2 Ep1
9.0
6th Dec 2008
Parker gets a girlfriend, but is very nervous about kissing her. He turns to Josh for guidance.
Dinkleman
S1 Ep22
9.0
17th Mar 2007
Parker gains superpowers as a bonus from Mr. Carney, but when he sees that Josh is annoyed, he finds a way to make Josh feel more important
Ninjam
S1 Ep21
9.0
10th Mar 2007
Josh and Parker ask Ping, the owner of Chop Schtick, to teach them on how to be ninjas, so they can plot revenge on Ken and Darryl.
My Eddie
S1 Ep17
9.0
2nd Dec 2006
Parker orders a Baby Yeti that he saw on a commercial on Asian TV, and names him "Eddie." That night, when Eddie eats everything stored in the freezer and grows into a giant yeti the next morning as a result, Josh and Parker have to think of a way to convince the management to provide them with more meat. But when Wink comes by to drop off the new products, what will Parker do with Eddie? Even worse, Mr. Carney and Wink find Eddie, and decide that they can do something about Eddie and Parker: Have an Abominable BBQ!
Unihorn
S1 Ep14
9.0
25th Nov 2006
Parker finds a magic crystal and receives a unicorn horn with the power to heal. Josh gets jealous and summons the unicorn with the same crystal, only to become an ugly looking horse himself!
Model Employee
S1 Ep13
9.0
18th Nov 2006
Meatycorp has come up with a new robot, named Chip 2.6, who is assigned to work at the Mr. Meaty at Scaunchboro Mall. Josh takes a liking to Chip, but Parker believes it is out to take their jobs.

Worst Episodes of Mr. Meaty

Buffalo Burrito
S1 Ep1
4.7
22nd Sep 2006
Parker has very bad body odor, but Josh won't tell him for fear of his reaction. Meanwhile, Mr. Meaty is getting ready to introduce their new Buffalo Burrito, and Wink hires two actors to be Bucky Buffalo for the big intro, but they are zapped by the Mr. Meaty Security Bot, who is lurking around the mall. Parker volunteers Josh and himself to be the buffalo, and Josh is forced to get inside the buffalo costume with a very smelly Parker.
Parkerina
S1 Ep2
6.0
22nd Sep 2006
Mr. Meaty's latest product, the Ms. Meaty burger, is out, and Josh and Parker try to sell it to girls for their phone numbers. But none accept. Parker, however, has eaten 12 and glugged down the special Girly Sauce, which painfully turns him into a girl. Josh sees this as a way to find out why none of the girls are into him. Josh tells the girls that Parker's name is Parkerina, and she is his cousin from the country and has come to get a big city makeover. Josh leaves her in their hands, and they become friends, causing Parkerina to become more feminine. After talking with the girls, Parkerina becomes angry with Josh and rallies the girls to give him a piece of their mind, but at that very moment Parker turns normal again. The girls become even angrier and shove Josh into Ms. Meaty burgers, causing him to turn into Jocelyn while Parker hides in the freezer.
Schnozzola
S1 Ep3
6.0
29th Sep 2006
Josh and Parker try to help Ashley Steinberg get a zit off of her nose with a special concoction, "Nuke 10", but it burns off her nose and they attempt to glue it back on with "Nose Balm 20". Soon they replace her nose with a sausage after her original nose falls into the deep fryer. Everyone likes the new craze for noses made of Meat.
The Tell-Tale Burger
S1 Ep12
6.0
4th Nov 2006
When Parker suddenly runs off to the bathroom, and Josh has to cook fries and causes an overflow of oil, He blames Parker for it. After his guilt takes him over, Josh confesses to Mr. Carney.
Moochmaster P.
S1 Ep6
6.3
6th Oct 2006
Parker is hungry and he tries to get Josh to give him one bite of his sandwich. Josh gives in and Parker eats almost the whole thing. Josh calls him a moocher. Parker then goes around the mall and takes one bite of everyone's food. Then he comes back and eats a raw burger and a tapeworm soon grows in Parker's stomach and eats the food Parker mooches before Parker can.
Hamish
S1 Ep7
6.3
13th Oct 2006
After Josh abandons Parker for a girl at the premiere of Star Raiders IV, Parker looks for a new best friend. He ends up making one out of ham and other meat from Mr. Meaty and names him Hamish. He and his new friend go to the movie theater to harass Josh and his date.
Tater Turf
S1 Ep8
6.3
13th Oct 2006
The Tater Tots challenge Josh to a dance-off, and Josh wins. But when another challenge comes, Josh reveals that he only has one move.
Nosferateens
S1 Ep9
6.3
27th Oct 2006
Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer and decide that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they quickly find out that being vampires is not as cool as they thought.

Mr. Meaty Episode Guide

Buffalo Burrito
S1 Ep1
4.7
22nd Sep 2006
Parker has very bad body odor, but Josh won't tell him for fear of his reaction. Meanwhile, Mr. Meaty is getting ready to introduce their new Buffalo Burrito, and Wink hires two actors to be Bucky Buffalo for the big intro, but they are zapped by the Mr. Meaty Security Bot, who is lurking around the mall. Parker volunteers Josh and himself to be the buffalo, and Josh is forced to get inside the buffalo costume with a very smelly Parker.
Parkerina
S1 Ep2
6.0
22nd Sep 2006
Mr. Meaty's latest product, the Ms. Meaty burger, is out, and Josh and Parker try to sell it to girls for their phone numbers. But none accept. Parker, however, has eaten 12 and glugged down the special Girly Sauce, which painfully turns him into a girl. Josh sees this as a way to find out why none of the girls are into him. Josh tells the girls that Parker's name is Parkerina, and she is his cousin from the country and has come to get a big city makeover. Josh leaves her in their hands, and they become friends, causing Parkerina to become more feminine. After talking with the girls, Parkerina becomes angry with Josh and rallies the girls to give him a piece of their mind, but at that very moment Parker turns normal again. The girls become even angrier and shove Josh into Ms. Meaty burgers, causing him to turn into Jocelyn while Parker hides in the freezer.
Schnozzola
S1 Ep3
6.0
29th Sep 2006
Josh and Parker try to help Ashley Steinberg get a zit off of her nose with a special concoction, "Nuke 10", but it burns off her nose and they attempt to glue it back on with "Nose Balm 20". Soon they replace her nose with a sausage after her original nose falls into the deep fryer. Everyone likes the new craze for noses made of Meat.
Wedgelor
S1 Ep4
6.7
29th Sep 2006
Josh is upset that the mall girls don't like him because he's skinny. Three eight year old Hip-Hop gangster brats called The Tater Tots harass him, call him "Skinny Butt", and give him a wedgie so he and Parker go to the store to get protein powder, despite Parker telling Josh to listen to Master Kindu, and encounter a jar on the bargain rack that contains the demon Wedgelor. The demon gives Josh a big beefy body, but doesn't enlarge his head to match, And Wedgelor goes on a wedgie rampage in the mall.
The Fries That Bind
S1 Ep5
6.7
6th Oct 2006
After Parker gets caught in a meat explosion caused by Josh, he storms out of Mr. Meaty. Not only did Josh refuse to apologize, he called him "Porker". But when Parker accepts a new job at the "Soy What" counter across the food court, Josh finds that he can’t cope without his friend and heads across the court to apologize. Instead, he discovers Parker about to be sacrificed, and eaten by a vicious soy cult. The two friends overcome their differences and battle their way free, armed with such delicious product.
Moochmaster P.
S1 Ep6
6.3
6th Oct 2006
Parker is hungry and he tries to get Josh to give him one bite of his sandwich. Josh gives in and Parker eats almost the whole thing. Josh calls him a moocher. Parker then goes around the mall and takes one bite of everyone's food. Then he comes back and eats a raw burger and a tapeworm soon grows in Parker's stomach and eats the food Parker mooches before Parker can.
Hamish
S1 Ep7
6.3
13th Oct 2006
After Josh abandons Parker for a girl at the premiere of Star Raiders IV, Parker looks for a new best friend. He ends up making one out of ham and other meat from Mr. Meaty and names him Hamish. He and his new friend go to the movie theater to harass Josh and his date.
Tater Turf
S1 Ep8
6.3
13th Oct 2006
The Tater Tots challenge Josh to a dance-off, and Josh wins. But when another challenge comes, Josh reveals that he only has one move.
Nosferateens
S1 Ep9
6.3
27th Oct 2006
Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer and decide that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they quickly find out that being vampires is not as cool as they thought.
I Love Lizzy
S1 Ep10
6.3
27th Oct 2006
When Lizzy, a new employee, arrives at Mr. Meaty, Parker quickly falls for her. She’s a messy eater, she likes Star Raiders, and her burps smell like his favorite burger combo. Only problem is, Josh thinks she’s pretty hot too. The two boys get into a game of one-upmanship, trying to impress Lizzy – a game that Parker wins. But when Josh discovers that Lizzy’s really a lizard-faced alien, He tries to tell Parker, but Parker doesn't believe him.
Parker's Date
S1 Ep11
6.5
4th Nov 2006
When Josh talks Parker into going on a double-date with him, he has to change his buddy from zero to hero. Despite all the training, he still is a zero; and the date is disastrous. Until Parker finds a girl who talks a little Kalingi herself.
The Tell-Tale Burger
S1 Ep12
6.0
4th Nov 2006
When Parker suddenly runs off to the bathroom, and Josh has to cook fries and causes an overflow of oil, He blames Parker for it. After his guilt takes him over, Josh confesses to Mr. Carney.
Model Employee
S1 Ep13
9.0
18th Nov 2006
Meatycorp has come up with a new robot, named Chip 2.6, who is assigned to work at the Mr. Meaty at Scaunchboro Mall. Josh takes a liking to Chip, but Parker believes it is out to take their jobs.
Unihorn
S1 Ep14
9.0
25th Nov 2006
Parker finds a magic crystal and receives a unicorn horn with the power to heal. Josh gets jealous and summons the unicorn with the same crystal, only to become an ugly looking horse himself!
Josh-Off
S1 Ep15
8.5
25th Nov 2006
Josh tells Parker to stop such being a dork and act like him, so Parker does --literally. Now, they have a face-off, hosted by Doug to see who is the real Josh.
Roast Beef Barb
S1 Ep16
8.0
2nd Dec 2006
Parker makes Josh a meat girlfriend. Everyone at the mall makes fun of her and Josh defendes her . Then Barb leaves Josh for a prime rib.
My Eddie
S1 Ep17
9.0
2nd Dec 2006
Parker orders a Baby Yeti that he saw on a commercial on Asian TV, and names him "Eddie." That night, when Eddie eats everything stored in the freezer and grows into a giant yeti the next morning as a result, Josh and Parker have to think of a way to convince the management to provide them with more meat. But when Wink comes by to drop off the new products, what will Parker do with Eddie? Even worse, Mr. Carney and Wink find Eddie, and decide that they can do something about Eddie and Parker: Have an Abominable BBQ!
Doug of the Dead
S1 Ep18
8.5
9th Dec 2006
A strange new device is brought to Mr. Meaty, called the SALIVATOR-X8, guaranteed to increase meat sales by 200%. When activated, it turns the patrons of the mall into meat-feasting zombies. Doug saves Josh and Parker from the zombies and destroys the machine.
Suburb of the Apes
S1 Ep19
9th Dec 2006
After Ken and Darryl steal the first Game Craze, that rightfully belonged to them, Josh and Parker build a time machine to go 2 months into the future. They find Scaunchboro Mall to be invaded by baboons. It turns out that the machine sent them into the year 2676, where baboons rule the earth.
Original Sin
S1 Ep20
8.5
10th Mar 2007
In this flashback episode, Wink tells the story of how he first hired Josh and Parker and how they thawed out Mr. Carney and how Wink received an implant on his neck.
Ninjam
S1 Ep21
9.0
10th Mar 2007
Josh and Parker ask Ping, the owner of Chop Schtick, to teach them on how to be ninjas, so they can plot revenge on Ken and Darryl.
Dinkleman
S1 Ep22
9.0
17th Mar 2007
Parker gains superpowers as a bonus from Mr. Carney, but when he sees that Josh is annoyed, he finds a way to make Josh feel more important
The Incredible Jerk
S1 Ep23
17th Mar 2007
Years of being insulted finally takes a toll on Parker, who turns into a rampaging beast and insults everyone.

Mr. Meaty is an American/Canadian television series, airing on CBC Television in Canada and the Nicktoons Network in the United States. It originally began in 2004, as a series of interstitial shorts that aired on Nickelodeon. It features the voices of Jamie Shannon, Jason Hopley, Marty Stelnick, and Todd Doldersum. The show is about two lazy teenage boys named Josh and Parker working at a fast food restaurant called Mr. Meaty located inside the Scaunchboro Mall. The program ran from September 22, 2006 until May 23, 2009 when production was subsequently cancelled due to poor reviews and low ratings and is now officially out of sydnication.

The best rated episodes of Mr. Meaty are: