The Fairly OddParents Episode Rating Graph

On Happy Half Day where "half-ness" is celebrated, Timmy wishes for a machine that lets him become half-Timmy/ half-whatever, but it also turns Mr. Crocker into a cheese powered megalomaniac.

After mysterious monster appearences of monsters on Dimmsdale, Crocker starts a webshow to comment it, and asks for viewers to call if they see a monster. Unfortunately, Timmy wishes for them, Dad calls Crocker everynight and he gets a freepass to film the fairies.

Dad's quit his job to make sock monkeys, and there's no income for the Turners...until Mom turns the house into a bed and breakfast. That'd be fine, if the first guests weren't Mr. Crocker, Dark Laser and Tootie who either want to destroy Timmy or kiss him. As Timmy runs around frantically trying to stay one step ahead of his house guests, he must find a way to get everyone out without using the very fairy magic Crocker is hoping to catch him using.

When Jorgen von Strangle gets the trick-ups (bouts of fairy hiccups that cause bouts of cheesy magician-like parlor magic) he isn't able to enforce Da Rules, so he must pass it on to his closest available relative until he gets better. Unfortunately, his closest available relative is his long-lost cousin Cosmo as his Nana Boom Boom was playing Explosive Bingo and his cousin Leonard Von Strangle was on a trip in the Bahamas.

When Jimmy wishes for friends to hang out with his folks, Cosmo and Wanda are the ones who get stuck with the job.

Timmy tries to keep Vicky from cheating in the Miss Dimmsdale beatuy contest.

Doug Dimmadome selects the Turners to go on a space mission, but it turns out it was really Dark Laser in disguise with an elaborate plan to take revenge on Timmy and trap the Turners in a space zoo on his Death Ball.

Tired of his mom's nasty food, Timmy wishes that his mom was the best cook in the world, but when she enters to a cooking competition, the magic wont work and she has to face the challenge alone.

Feeling that Cosmo and Wanda are neglecting him for Poof, Timmy gets his godparents to give him his own magic wand with ten wishes on it.

Binky's sick, so Jorgen shows up with some soup and a bedtime story to make him feel better. The story is "Timmy the Barbarian," and as Jorgen tells it to Binky, poor Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda find themselves actually living it!

Timmy wishes that his Mom could sell a house to anyone. With her new found success they manage to move into a new neighborhood.

Timmy's parents are mistaken for wanted outlaws, and Timmy tries to catch the real crooks.

Who really founded Dimmsdale? Timmy goes back in time to Colonial Dimmsdale to meet the legendary Dale Dimm, and almost gets burned at the stake in the process.

Timmy's preperations for the party of the year are interrupted by his mother who wants to spend some quality time with him. He then sneaks away every chance he gets to get the party ready.

Wanda's been working so hard, the boys give her a day off. Cosmo promises not to grant any wishes, to keep chaos at a minimum. But when Timmy has trouble doing his animal report, Cosmo messes things up big time!

Timmy's previous wish for a Planet of the Dads backfires when the Dads realize the one thing missing from their lives is Mom, and they come to steal her away from Dad and Timmy! It's up to Timmy, Cosmo (in a magnify glass disguise), Wanda (in ice cube disguise, who was forced to remain in a freezer to prevent from melting), Poof (in a bee disguise), Mark Chang and a rather bumbling "Real Dad" to thwart the Dads and rescue Mom!

Timmy tells Trixie Tang that he has a great gift for her, so he can be invited to her party. Obviously, he's lying. Later that day, Timmy and Cosmo start making of girls, and Wanda becomes so angry she turns Timmy into a girl. Timmy decides being a girl can help him/her figure out what Trixie would like for her birthday, so he/she goes off to the mall...but not without revenge on his godparents for turning him into a girl...he wishes Cosmo was a woman and Wanda was a man.

After Timmy tells Poof a scary story, the baby's' crying keeps him up all night, so Timmy wishes for no light for twelve hours of day. Little does Timmy know, that when his godparents are kept in the dark for longer than eight hours, they become "Scary Fairies" and turn on their godchild.

Timmy adopts a mischievous and magical fairy dog named Sparky. However, owning a fairy dog proves to be a much bigger challenge than Timmy could have ever predicted.

Timmy becomes suspicious of a rich boy named Remy when he notices that he can be better than him in many situations. Timmy eventually learns that he has a fairy godparent.

Timmy snoops inside his fairies fishbowl castle, but causes trouble after accidentally wishing back past godkids in the Hall of Infamy.

After Mr. Turner gets lost while looking for their hotel and land on a deserted island, he struggles to make a boat to save his family, and to prove his masculinity he doesn't let anyone help him. Timmy wishes for relaxation items, (hammock,Ipod,Club sandwiches,etc).Meanwhile, Poof finds a nuclear bomb in the sand and Cosmo activates it, putting the Turners' life at risk.

Dark Laser's back and after trying (and failing) to destroy Timmy, he adopts the saying, "if you can't beat 'em, get 'em to join you." He offers Timmy a scholarship to "Dark-Mouth University" in an effort to get him to become his evil apprentice. Timmy refuses but Mom and Dad – excited that someone else is going to pay for Timmy's college – eagerly accept the offer. Timmy is given a dark suit with dark powers and the proviso that if Timmy tries it and doesn't want it, Dark Laser will leave Earth alone forever. Timmy agrees, and soon it seems he's fallen under the evil spell of the evil suit.

Timmy's dad thinks mom is in danger from an abominable snowman so he rushes up to mount Dimmsdale...

Cosmo is chosen to hold the notoriously short Fairy Convention. But things go haywire when he decides to hold it in Timmy's bathroom, especially while they're having Mr. Crocker over for dinner!

Mr. Crocker becomes a teacher at the Fairy Academy; Poof begins to learn how to talk.

After his parents ignore him yet again, Timmy remembers his imaginary friend he made up in his youth, Gary, and decides to wish him real.

Binky is ill so Jorgen comes to cheer him up by telling him a magical story about Timmy Cosmo and Wanda, but this is bad news for the trio as what ever Jorgen says will happen in the story. This will be tricky for the two heroes and pack mule.

Timmy's been running Cosmo and Wanda ragged so Jorgen takes him to "Wishing Well", a state of the art rehabilitation facility where he can learn to wish less and be more independent. He meets two other kids with fairies and together they battle their darkest fears, escape from precarious situations…and make breakfast, all without wishing. In the end, they learn independence only when they band together to escape, which they do without any fairy assistance whatsoever. But escaping wasn't part of Jorgen's plan…or was it? Either way, it worked!

Timmy needs to raise money for tickets to see Crash Nebula on Ice, so he starts a lemonade stand. But his lemonade tastes terrible! That's when Cosmo, stupidly, puts his sweaty socks into a glass. Believe it or not, it makes the lemonade taste a lot better. But it also starts granting everyone's wishes!

Crocker kidnaps Timmy's mom because he thinks she's a troll who possesses magic.

Timmy is angry with Vicky, as the babysitter always gets her way, so he wishes he could be her babysitter so he can get revenge. He eventually grows guilty, and things get worse when Cosmo and Wanda get reassigned to Vicky!

Fairy Dust has been building up in Timmy's room, so he needs to clear it out before he can make more wishes.

Timmy Turner’s enemies collaborate to form the League of Super Evil Revenge Seekers (L.O.S.E.R.S.) in order to annihilate him. When the Fairy-clipse, a rare astronomical event that happens every million years, prevents Cosmo and Wanda from using their magic to save him, Timmy is forced to outwit the L.O.S.E.R.S. himself.

While Wanda takes a terrifed Cosmo to the doctor, she leaves Timmy with a magic photo copier that can make copies of anything. He then makes a life-size Darth Vader action figure that tries to destroy Dimmsdale.

To impress a new girl at his school, Timmy wishes that he was several different personalities, one of them being emo.

Everyone Timmy cares about has vanished. He soon finds all his old rejected wishes have come back for revenge.

After cute and cuddly creatures named "Gigglepies" invade and capture Yugopotamia, Mark Prince flees his planet to enlist the help of the "mighty Earth warrior" Timmy Turner in defeating the threat.

When Mr. Turner reveals he dropped off school at 5th grade, he attempts to graduate from Dimmsdale Elementary School to make his son proud.

Timmy and Chloe go to the retirement home to visit Cat-Man. Cat-Man mistakes Chloe for his old sidekick and takes her on ridiculous hero duties, while Cosmo is stumped on what to give Wanda for their anniversary.

When Timmy vaguely wishes that Vicky was a million, million miles from him, she ends up being brought to the War planet of Yugopatamia, and lands in the love-struck tentacles of Mark Chang, alien prince!

Cosmo and Wanda shrink Timmy so he can complete his assignment on the microscopic universe but problems ensue when Cosmo and Wanda, who have also shrunk themselves, get eaten by Vicky. Timmy must now go inside Vicky to save his godparents but stirs up a lot of trouble in the process. To make matters worse, Vicky plans on tearing apart the house and blaming it all on Timmy to his parents.

After Wanda gets mad at Cosmo on their umpteenth anniversary, Cosmo visits Fairy World. There, his mom, who has always hated Wanda, announces that she has found him two new girlfriends, Twinkle and Star. In order to get Cosmo back, Wanda must compete against Twinkle and Star in a game show hosted by Cupid, but Cosmo's mom will do anything to ensure that he doesn't go home with Wanda.

When Timmy envies his mother's life, Wanda makes makes them swap bodies for a day on a bet that if Timmy finds a mother's life easier, Wanda will have to spend a week as a chicken; otherwise, Timmy will have to go a week without magic.

Centuries ago, the Anti-Fairies and Fairies started an annual bake-off to determine which species gets godchildren, this year, Jorgen von Strangle's recipe is at risk, and Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda are determined to make sure they make Timmy their godchild by stealing the recipe and cheating the fairies out of the competition.

Timmy hasn’t studied for a test in Mr. Crocker’s class, so he wishes for a magical device that allows him to change places with anyone who comes in contact with it. Cosmo and Wanda are in a hurry, so they give Timmy his wish. At school, he uses this device to change places with AJ, but after that, his plan backfires. Will Timmy be able to stop Crocker from finding out about Timmy's fairies? Find out.

Timmy wishes for everyone in the world to be the same when an evil dentist won't give him his ball back. Problems inevitably ensue, and Timmy can't wish things back to normal as Cosmo and Wanda aren't able figure out who he is.

Mr. Bickles hosts a talent show and everyone gets in, but Timmy doesn't have any talent.

Everybody in Dimmsdale is watching the latest horror film, "Fly Boy". But Timmy isn't allowed to, so when he wishes to become a "fly on the wall" in order to see it, the real horror begins.

During his worst Halloween ever, Timmy wishes that everyone's Halloween costumes were real and scary.

Timmy wishes that Tom Sawyer could come out of his book and help him with his book report.

After being ripped off by the Camelot Fair, Timmy wishes he was in the real Camelot, but Timmy's parents somehow come along with him and are about to be eaten by a dragon!

Timmy meets his favorite superhero, The Crimson Chin, but the discovery that he is fictional sends the hero into a deep depression. Timmy must now reverse this situation, and as a result, he gains the superhero alter-ego of Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder.

Timmy decides to run for Student Body President to capture the attention and affection of the lovely, popular Trixie Tang.

Timmy offers to baby-sit Poof for Cosmo and Wanda so they can have the night out.

Chloe's goodness is draining the Anti-Fairy World Wand. Foop disguises himself as a girl to try and break Chloe.

When Jorgen discovers that Cosmo never graduated from the Fairy Academy, he threatens to take away his job as a Fairy Godparent. To solve the mystery of what happened, the gang looks through Cosmo's memories of his teenage years.

When Poof has trouble falling asleep, Wanda tries to help by reading him a book of classic fairy tales.

Timmy gets Jorgen fired. He helps Jorgen find a new job.

Timmy's disappointed to see how boring the Crimson Chin comics have become lately. When he spends a day with the Chin, he sees why - the Chin is lonely. Timmy wishes up a super girlfriend for him, except now the comic is both boring and romantic, yuck! Desperate, Timmy unknowingly makes a wish that changes everything, so he must undo his wish - and fast.

Remy Buxaplenty has come home from military school for spring break. All he can talk about is how great his new school is, making Timmy, Chester, and AJ very jealous in the process. Timmy decides they should all get to go to Remy’s fancy academy and wishes for three scholarships. Once the boys get to their new school, they find that it is not quite the paradise Remy described -- it’s the exact opposite. The students have to get up before dawn every morning, all the teachers are drill sergeants, and pets are strictly forbidden which means that Timmy’s pet goldfish (a.k.a. Cosmo and Wanda) are confiscated and placed in storage. This of course was Remy’s plan all along, and now that Timmy can’t get to his God Parents, he cannot wish himself out of this nightmare.

Timmy Turner has to share his fairies with his new neighbor Chloe.

Despite all the ways Vicky has tortured Timmy, it's only when she accidentally erases a videotape that Mom and Dad actually fire her. Determined to get a job, Vicky decides she wants to be mayor and takes over the city. As she's ready to make Vickyville a whole new country, Timmy, who's happy for the first time, realizes he's got to get Vicky out of office and back as his babysitter in order to maintain peace.

Timmy accidentally wishes Nega-Chin out of a comic book and allows Cosmo and Wanda to grant his wishes.

Mr. Turner is going through mid-life crisis and impulsively buys a sports car from Vicky. Timmy wishes that he was car so he could spend time with his dad.

Despite Timmy's strong warning, Chloe wishes the allegedly "dangerous" class bunny was free.

Dad wants to catch a giant fish to win a trophy, but Chloe wishes all the fish could fight back.

Someone’s kidnapped Big Daddy! With the big mob boss missing, Wanda is called in to run the family business. Her first task: a mafia makeover complete with pink trash removal uniforms, pink garbage trucks, and doilies on all the fairy world trash cans.

When Timmy breaks his dad's sentimental, grade school trophy and gets punished, he wishes himself back in time to stop his dad (as a kid) from ever winning the dumb thing in the first place.

Jorgen starts a fairy old person program and assigns Poof to Mrs. Crocker.

Timmy has a giant crush on Trixie Tang, the most popular girl in school, but she doesn't even know he exists. In order to get Trixie to notice him, Timmy wishes for a long list of superficial things to make him popular.

It's Timmy's birthday and he wants toys from his favorite franchise, the Transmorphers. When his godparents tell him that Chloe's birthday is on the same day as his, they fight over where the celebration should be taking place.

Poof is going through the Terrible Twos, and Foop uses this to cause mayhem in Dimmsdale.

After Timmy wins a student motion picture fair at his school in a stunning upset with his goldfish costumed as Jaws, Wanda mysteriously disappears after a brief power outage, and it's up to Timmy and Cosmo to solve the mystery.

An evil Dentist steals teen pop singer Chip Skylark's teeth and only one person can stop him: The Tooth Fairy.

Sick and tired of his father's bad haircuts, Timmy wishes for indestructible hair with a personality that can't be cut. It then comes to life as it grows and almost destroys Dimmsdale. Meanwhile, Wanda takes Poof to the baby fairy barber shop for his first haircut.

Timmy is writing a e-mail to Trixie, about the school dance, but Timmy's parents come in and make the e-mail all about love, and they send it! So Timmy transforms into computer data to try to retrieve the letter before it reaches Trixie.

After every wimpy kid in the school was picked over him by Tad and Chad, and Trixie chose a rock over him as her lab partner, Timmy wishes that he was the most wanted kid on Earth.

Timmy wants to impress Trixie Tang with a film, but Tad and Chad have produced their own big-budget film starring actual actors. Although Timmy knows he can't use his fairies to win the competition, there is nothing against Da Rules that says he can't film actual historical events as part of his movie.

Mark Chang is called back to the planet Yugopotamia to become King when Princess Mandie sizes the throne from his father, and Timmy has to get help from Vicky to save Mark and his people.

Timmy's ancestors get new careers, which leads to Timmy's family to act like rich spoiled brats.

Mrs. Crocker leaves Mr. Crocker home alone for the first time, so he calls on Timmy to teach him how to have fun.

Timmy is sick of Vicky messing up his house then blaming it on him, so Timmy gets his revenge on Vicky by doing the same.

Foop escapes from prison seeking revenge on Poof.

After Timmy is rejected from the school band, he wishes everyone would love his music. But when Timmy gets his first taste of acclaim, Wanda has to stop him before he becomes completely fame-crazy.

Timmy is at the beach and he’s bored silly. He, Cosmo, and Wanda set off to explore the deep, and everywhere they go, but Cosmo seems to be hated by every single fish. Soon, they end up in the lost city of Atlantis. Timmy appeals to Atlantis’ leader, King Greg -- if he can show good cause why Atlanteans should be happy beneath the sea, Cosmo will be set free. Will Timmy save Cosmo?

For the annual Father-Son bike race, Timmy wishes up a bike that's unstoppable, unbreakable, and totally modern and cool: Super Bike. But the bike gets super jealous of Timmy's friends and hobbies.

It's a race between the Squirrely Scouts and the Cream Puffs to the top of Mount Doom. Will Timmy's team survive this harrowing challenge, or will Mom and the "girls" make them turn tail?

Sparky is forbidden from dating Dinkleberg's new dog.

Dad flushes Timmy and the fairies down the toilet.

Foop and Poof have to take care of an egg for a school project. Foop breaks it and swaps it with a dangerous one.

Chloe thinks she has a stress-caused rash and wishes to be a slacker, but Dimmsdale falls apart without her.

Yet another Squirrely Scout camping trip goes bad when Mr. Crocker and the Fair Bears show up.

Timmy tries to inject excitement into his dad's life by wishing it were an action movie.

When a burglar steals the Turner's house, Timmy's dad starts a neighborhood watch program.

Timmy tries to win a contest by wishing that he had the perfect family.

Timmy decides to wish for a group of superheroes to be his new friends

When Timmy wishes that he was the teacher's pet, Poof turns him into Mr. Crocker's guinea pig.

Timmy has become the unknowing subject of Fairy World's most popular Reality TV series, "Timmy TV."

Using Timmy's DNA, Crocker pretends to be Timmy from the future.

TV's Adam West, star of the superhero series "Catman," never had a real childhood. Timmy wishes that Adam could become a kid again.

Chloe meets Poof for the first time when he comes home from school on Spring Break. Cosmo and Wanda win a free French Dinner, so Chloe gets to babysit Poof and his friends. Everything goes well until Vicky shows up.

Dad refuses to sell Sparky to his boss so he makes Dad's life miserable at work. Timmy and Sparky hatch a plan.

Timmy wishes for 5,000 Timmys for the Planet of the Dads.

Mark Chang is on the run from his enraged bride-to-be whom he left at the altar. He looks to the only Earthling who can help, Timmy Turner.

Timmy wishes Sparky would get a chance to be heroic, while Dad thinks he can talk to animals.

Timmy wishes all women away to end Mom's constant nagging.

Chet Ubetcha quits his job. Dad becomes the new news man. Timmy must get Chet back in order to save the city.

Timmy and his Dad enter a film festival for some father-son bonding, but things get out-of-hand when Dad casts Catman.

Foop, Dark Laser, and Mr. Crocker find out that Timmy is weak without his fairies and they try to get him while he's weak.

Cosmo loses his memory and mistakenly thinks he's supposed to grant wishes for Timmy's father.

Dad keeps trying to help Timmy with his homework. But he’s not the brightest dad, so any help he gives does more harm than good. How can Timmy get his dad to stop helping without hurting his feelings? He doesn’t. He completely avoids the subject by wishing that his dad was smart. Now that Dad has the brains of a genius, he home-school’s Timmy and pays a lot more attention to things like Timmy’s goldfish. In all the years that Timmy has had his pet fish, not once has he fed them. Dad concludes that they must be a new breed and sets out to dissect the fish in front of the entire scientific community.

Timmy meets his grandparents and quickly wishes they never came to America. He finds himself back in Ustinkistan, his grandparents' native country, and he must somehow get on the next boat home.

Timmy wishes for a perfect match for Vicky, and soon Ricky and Vicky fall in love with each other.

Unappreciated by his parents, his friends and Fairy Godparents, Timmy wishes that he was never born, but he soons learns maybe everyone's life is better out without him.

Feeling ignored by his family,Poof runs away to Yugopotamia where the unappreciated Queen uses his cuteness to scare the residents into giving her whatever she wants.

Timmy wishes for some fairy babies to play with lonely Poof, turning Cosmo, Wanda, Jorgen, the Tooth Fairy, Juandisimo, and Cupid into fairy babies.

Timmy borrows Mark Chang's fake-a-fier in order to attend Trixie's costume party.

Timmy's dad is very busy working, so busy in fact, that when Timmy & him are doing something fun, he suddenly has to leave & Timmy's left alone. So he finds a solution, to wish up many dads, so that every time one of them has to leave, he has another one, but then there's too many dads! And they all want Timmy! Then when he realizes he doesn't want or need many dads, he has to find a way to get rid of them.......by sending them to another planet and gives them Timmy plushies so they can be happy!

Poof's refusal to take his medicine and Crocker's visit to the Turner residence to complain about Timmy's bad grades leads to chaos in the Turner household.

Jorgen serves as over-adventurious Timmy's temproary godparent when Cosmo and Wanda become too busy with Poof.

Timmy's mother is desperately trying to win the annual Dimmsdale Veg-Out, but her garden looks more like a barren desert. To help his mom, Timmy wishes that her garden was "full of life."

Timmy gets a hold of Vicky's diary and uses her deepest secrets to try to get revenge against her.

It's time for the Father-Son Squirrely Scout competition, but Dad gets called away for work, leaving Timmy without a partner.

Mark the alien is missing Flarg on his planet so he has it on Earth.

Timmy loans his godparents to Tootie on her birthday to make up for a lousy one.

Timmy tries to beat Vicky at a skateboarding contest so he can become queen (eh, king) of the skate park.

Tired of having strict parents, Timmy wishes for care-free parents.

Have you ever wondered what makes Vicky so mean? The answer is surprisingly easy: She has a bug up her butt.When timmy wishes that his mean and nasty babysitter would be nice, a magical bug containing Vicky's evil essence crawls crawls from out of her butt leaving behind a sweet and docile teenager. Vicky is now a total saint. But the evil Has to go somewhere, which means that the bug is on the hunt for its next host.

Crocker gets a hold of Poof and decides to groom him to be the heir to his "fame and fortune."

When Poof's anti-fairy counterpart, Foop, is born, it is up to Poof to save his loved ones and Fairy World from him.

Fairy World's magic is shut down when Mr. Crocker is hypnotized into no longer believing in fairies.

Timmy seeks help from Cupid to win the love of Trixie Tang, but Cupid is on vacation. So Timmy has Cosmo fill in for the love god, but Cosmo only causes himself, Wanda, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, and Mr. Crocker to fall head over heals in love with all sorts of things.

Timmy wishes that Mr. Crocker would disappear, and Mr. Crocker becomes invisible.

After deciding she wants to be an actress, Vicky forces Timmy to help her get her first role.

In order to make Timmy and his family miserable, Foop replaces Sparky with the Anti-Sparky. He then decides to make all of Dimmsdale unhappy by replacing all pets with an evil pet. Timmy and his fairies must save Dimmsdale.

Timmy, Chloe and the fairies go inside Mr. Crocker to destroy the magical Fairy Flu germs Cosmo sneezed on him.

Mr. and Mrs. Turner want to renew their marriage vows on a "knight adventure" cruise, but they end up on knitters cruise instead.

Timmy and Chloe have to help a depressed Catman prove to his girlfriend that he's a real superhero

Chester and A.J. decide to dig up some dirt on their friend, who has inexplicably joined the popular clique after a sudden disappearance of his parents.

Timmy wishes for a You-Doo doll of Francis for revenge. Later on, Timmy gets You-Doo dolls of mostly every main character on the show. Tootie gets the You-Doo of Timmy, and the trouble starts!

Life would be better with an older brother. At least that's what Timmy believes.

Being annoyed by his inability to stay up all night and thus missing night-time events, Timmy wishes for the world to have no sleep at all. He soon realizes that everyone needs sleep to function.

When Cosmo gets ousted from the house for being too annoying, he then becomes Dimmdale's newest superhero.

Cosmo's brother, Schnozmo, comes to visit, claiming to be a secret agent But when he turns out to be nothing but a con man, Wanda makes him take part in a real spy adventure to spare Cosmo's feelings.

Timmy wishes that his entire life was like an action movie, but things quickly turn to chaos when all of his loved ones are put in danger.

Timmy has Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof pose as ghosts so that his parents can re-live their glory days as ghostbusters.

Chloe resorts to stealing when Timmy's Dad buys the only Kale Patch Kid she needs to complete her collection.

Timmy regrets wishing Chloe was the school hall monitor when he sees how seriously she takes the job.

Thanks to all the stuff he's gotten from his fairies, Timmy's parents suspect that he's a shoplifter. On the same day, Cosmo and Wanda have an inspection day with Jorgen Von Strangle. Timmy must prove his innocence while his godparents prove their competence or they'll never see each other again.

Cosmo and Wanda receive invitations to their high school reunion.

The Pirates opening game is today, and everyone except Timmy is going. Timmy wishes he was at the game, but when Wanda lets Poof make the wish, they end up on a real Pirate ship. The wands get stolen, they get trapped in a net, and almost get attacked by crocodiles. When Timmy opens his big mouth, the pirate ship becomes land-born. The pirates attack the Pirates games, and the Pirates baseball team helps defeat them.

Mr. Crocker suspects that Timmy's Dad is a fairy when Timmy and his fairies help him with his magic

Wanda pays a visit to her successful twin sister Blonda. The sisters spiral into bickering with each one convinced the other has a much easier life.

After failing to complete his block version of the Eiffel Tower and after getting yelled at several times, Timmy wishes that everything was completely silent, but problems arise when a meteor is heading for Earth and Timmy can't wish it gone!!!! Will Timmy save all sound?

Chloe wishes that her favorite cartoon characters, The Fair Bears, would come to life, but Timmy and Wanda aren't happy with this wish.

Poof has the contageous Chicken Poofs disease that turns him into a chicken, and everyone he sneazes on turns into chickens as well. He then flees from the hospital, and Timmy and Cosmo try to catch him before he infects all of Dimmsdale while Wanda and Dr. Rip Studwell search for a cure.

Timmy is ordered to undergo a program that will teach him to make harmless wishes.

Timmy's got to have his tonsils out and Vicky is determined to make his stay in the hospital as painful as possible!

Chloe gives up her summer for research. This upsets her inner child causing her to make crazy sleep wishes.