Never the Twain Episode Rating Graph
Sep 1981 - Oct 1991

Sep 1981 - Oct 1991
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S10 Ep3
9.0
19th Sep 1990
Both Oliver and Simon are doing the pools and hope to win big. After Oliver makes a mistake, Simon takes the opportunity to have some fun.

S11 Ep6
8.0
9th Oct 1991
Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in a shop, which leads to extraordinary efforts by the two to be first in the queue to buy it. Guest starring Diana Mahoney, real-life wife of Donald Sinden.

S11 Ep5
8.0
2nd Oct 1991
Both Simon and Oliver are in financial difficulties and decide to approach their bank manager.

S11 Ep4
8.0
25th Sep 1991
Aunt Eleanor decides to get married after a whirlwind romance.

S11 Ep1
8.0
4th Sep 1991
Ringo wins a holiday in a competition and they all go to Spain.

S10 Ep4
8.0
26th Sep 1990
A weekend away for Simon and Oliver in Ringo's mother's country cottage. Trouble is that it's the wrong weekend.

S10 Ep2
8.0
12th Sep 1990
Simon has a female pen-pal who he is looking forward to meeting, with a view to marriage. However, the reality is different.

S3 Ep3
8.0
24th Oct 1983
Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.

S10 Ep1
7.5
5th Sep 1990
Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local Council.

S9 Ep7
7.5
28th Dec 1989
Christmas time. Simon and Oliver volunteer to keep watch overnight in the local church.

S9 Ep6
7.5
11th Oct 1989
Off to Paris but soon they are in trouble at the restaurant and with the police, also causing a lot of trouble to an embassy official.

S9 Ep2
7.5
13th Sep 1989
Simon advertises for an assistant for his shop but runs into trouble after interviewing one applicant.

S9 Ep1
7.5
6th Sep 1989
A series of mishaps contribute to a difficult day for Simon and, especially, Oliver.

S6 Ep2
7.5
22nd Jan 1987
Ringo decides to get some culture. After meeting one of his teachers, Simon and Oliver are pleased to accept his invitation to dinner and Simon makes a discovery in the kitchen cupboard.

S5 Ep2
7.5
15th Jan 1986
Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.

S3 Ep6
7.5
14th Nov 1983
Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.

S3 Ep2
7.5
17th Oct 1983
Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what they seem for either man.

S2 Ep6
7.5
12th Oct 1982
Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.

S5 Ep6
7.3
12th Feb 1986
Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller.

S1 Ep2
7.3
14th Sep 1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.

S1 Ep1
5.5
7th Sep 1981
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.

S10 Ep6
6.0
10th Oct 1990
The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, while Oliver is also selling his car. A confusing time is the result.

S1 Ep6
6.5
19th Oct 1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.

S2 Ep1
6.5
7th Sep 1982
Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to find Oliver and Simon quarrelling over their wedding presents.

S2 Ep3
6.5
21st Sep 1982
David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telephone chess game and becomes suspicious about Oliver's apparent skill at the game.

S3 Ep1
6.5
10th Oct 1983
Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.

S4 Ep1
6.5
8th Nov 1984
David and Lyn have moved to Canada. Simon needs to find someone to rent his flat quickly before his Aunt Eleanor moves in.

S4 Ep3
6.5
22nd Nov 1984
Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.

S4 Ep4
6.5
29th Nov 1984
Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.

S5 Ep3
6.5
22nd Jan 1986
Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.

S5 Ep4
6.5
29th Jan 1986
Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym.

S6 Ep4
6.5
5th Feb 1987
Burglars are in the neighbourhood, leading to an eventful night for the two households.

S6 Ep6
6.5
19th Feb 1987
Simon's ex-wife Stephanie arrives unexpectedly.

S7 Ep4
6.5
17th Feb 1988
Mrs Sadler is missing Banks. Fortunately, there is a happy ending for both of them.

S8 Ep3
6.5
7th Nov 1988
The christening is scheduled and Stephanie, Simon's ex, is invited, causing anxiety for both Simon and Oliver.

S1 Ep3
6.7
21st Sep 1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.

S1 Ep4
7.0
28th Sep 1981
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.

S1 Ep5
7.0
5th Oct 1981
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.

S2 Ep2
7.0
14th Sep 1982
Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time she spends with him.

S2 Ep4
7.0
28th Sep 1982
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.

S1 Ep1
5.5
7th Sep 1981
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.

S1 Ep2
7.3
14th Sep 1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.

S1 Ep3
6.7
21st Sep 1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.

S1 Ep4
7.0
28th Sep 1981
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.

S1 Ep5
7.0
5th Oct 1981
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.

S1 Ep6
6.5
19th Oct 1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.
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The first episode of Never the Twain aired on September 07, 1981.
The last episode of Never the Twain aired on October 09, 1991.
There are 67 episodes of Never the Twain.
There are 11 seasons of Never the Twain.
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Never the Twain has ended.