What are the best episodes of Dick Figures?

The best rated episodes of Dick Figures are: Modern Flame War 3 - S3E4 rated 8.0, Terminate-Her - S3E3 rated 7.8, Adventures of Batman & The Bloser - S3E1 rated 7.5, Pussy Magnet - S4E2 rated 7.3, Role Playas - S1E9 rated 7.2, Trouble Date - S1E7 rated 7.2, Freshman 15 - S4E7 rated 7.0, Taco Tuesday - S4E3 rated 7.0, Planet Asshole - S3E5 rated 7.0, A Bee or Something - S1E1 rated 6.9

What are the worst episodes of Dick Figures?

The lowest rated episodes of Dick Figures are: GTA Pacific Grim - S5E1 rated 3.5, Hardcore Chore - S5E2 rated 4.0, Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song - S5E4 rated 4.0, Robot Frog - S4E10 rated 4.3, The Fart Knight Rises - S4E9 rated 4.7, Bath Rhymes - S2E10 rated 4.8, The Red Planet - S5E5 rated 5.0, Das Vidiamond - S5E7 rated 5.0, Chick Figures - S5E9 rated 5.3, Zeusbag - S3E6 rated 5.7

Dick Figures Episode Rating Graph

Nov 2010 - Jun 2014

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Dick Figures Episode Rating Chart

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Best Episodes of Dick Figures

Modern Flame War 3
S3 Ep4
8.0
3rd Nov 2011
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
Terminate-Her
S3 Ep3
7.8
20th Oct 2011
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
S3 Ep1
7.5
22nd Sep 2011
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
Pussy Magnet
S4 Ep2
7.3
19th Apr 2012
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
Role Playas
S1 Ep9
7.2
10th Mar 2011
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
Trouble Date
S1 Ep7
7.2
10th Feb 2011
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Freshman 15
S4 Ep7
7.0
28th Jun 2012
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Taco Tuesday
S4 Ep3
7.0
3rd May 2012
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
Planet Asshole
S3 Ep5
7.0
17th Nov 2011
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
A Bee or Something
S1 Ep1
6.9
18th Nov 2010
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Ballad of Lord Tourettes
S4 Ep8
6.8
5th Jul 2012
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
S3 Ep7
6.8
15th Dec 2011
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
We're Cops!
S2 Ep9
6.8
11th Aug 2011
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
Real Dudes Bros Night Man
S3 Ep2
6.8
6th Oct 2011
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
S2 Ep6
6.8
30th Jun 2011
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Worst Episodes of Dick Figures

GTA Pacific Grim
S5 Ep1
3.5
27th Aug 2013
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Hardcore Chore
S5 Ep2
4.0
3rd Sep 2013
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
S5 Ep4
4.0
3rd Apr 2014
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Robot Frog
S4 Ep10
4.3
1st Aug 2012
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
The Fart Knight Rises
S4 Ep9
4.7
12th Jul 2012
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
Bath Rhymes
S2 Ep10
4.8
25th Aug 2011
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
The Red Planet
S5 Ep5
5.0
17th Apr 2014
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
Das Vidiamond
S5 Ep7
5.0
15th May 2014
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Chick Figures
S5 Ep9
5.3
12th Jun 2014
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Zeusbag
S3 Ep6
5.7
1st Dec 2011
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
A Hobbit of Thrones
S5 Ep6
5.7
1st May 2014
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Camp Anarchy
S2 Ep2
5.8
5th May 2011
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
Pleasure Cruise
S3 Ep9
5.8
12th Jan 2012
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
OMG
S1 Ep6
6.0
27th Jan 2011
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
Butt Genie
S2 Ep3
6.0
19th May 2011
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Dick Figures Episode Guide

A Bee or Something
S1 Ep1
6.9
18th Nov 2010
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Panda Hat
S1 Ep2
6.1
2nd Dec 2010
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
Flame War
S1 Ep3
6.8
16th Dec 2010
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
Traffic Jams
S1 Ep4
6.7
30th Dec 2010
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
Steakosaurus
S1 Ep5
6.7
13th Jan 2011
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
OMG
S1 Ep6
6.0
27th Jan 2011
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
Trouble Date
S1 Ep7
7.2
10th Feb 2011
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Kitty Amazing
S1 Ep8
6.2
24th Feb 2011
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Role Playas
S1 Ep9
7.2
10th Mar 2011
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
Attack of the Pwns
S1 Ep10
6.4
24th Mar 2011
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.