Dick Figures Episode Rating Graph

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.