Dana decides to visit every floor of Wayside and the kids realize they need to stop her before she gets to the “missing” 19th floor. Myron holds auditions for a new personal hero after Kidswatter rejects him.

Principal Kidswatter runs a home-shopping channel out of his office, selling items made by the students as part of a new “arts” curriculum. Later, Todd and Kidswatter get stuck in the school's elevator.

Dana finds an entertaining new use for Rat until Miss Mush intervenes; Todd crusades to save an octopus targeted by Kidswatter.

Myron uses a nose flute to control his friends, but it also makes the cows attack the school. Later, the students mistake a pile of stage props for a wishing well and Kidswatter wants to use it to relive a bullfight from his youth.

Maurecia ends up in the 29th floor Honors Class, which has only one other student: Sammy the Dead Rat. Myron adopts a head of lettuce as his baby brother.

Kidswatter mistakes Fluffy the porcupine for a hairpiece; Louis returns to class and Todd is jealous of the attention he gets, so he tries to make him graduate quickly to get rid of him.