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Best Episodes of Very Mary-Kate
Instagram
S4 Ep5
5.0
21st Feb 2013
Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter
Dinner with Hoffman
S4 Ep4
5.0
14th Feb 2013
The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.
Breaking Up
S4 Ep3
5.0
7th Feb 2013
Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.
Lost in Translation
S4 Ep2
5.0
31st Jan 2013
Mary-Kate makes a French connection.
Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
S3 Ep16
5.0
1st Apr 2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
S1 Ep18
5.0
3rd May 2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
S1 Ep9
5.0
13th Mar 2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Presentation 5
S4 Ep11
4.0
18th Apr 2013
Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.
Bad Connection
S4 Ep10
4.0
11th Apr 2013
Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.
Drinking Game
S4 Ep9
4.0
28th Mar 2013
Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.
Conference Call
S4 Ep8
4.0
21st Mar 2013
Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.
Shrooms
S4 Ep7
4.0
13th Mar 2013
Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.
Evaluations
S4 Ep6
4.0
7th Mar 2013
Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.
Manicure
S4 Ep1
4.0
24th Jan 2013
Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.
Summer House
S3 Ep24
4.0
31st May 2012
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
S3 Ep23
4.0
24th May 2012
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
Draw Something
S3 Ep22
4.0
10th May 2012
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
Comet
S3 Ep21
4.0
3rd May 2012
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
Pills
S3 Ep20
4.0
26th Apr 2012
Take once per day with a picture of food.
Slumber Party
S3 Ep19
4.0
19th Apr 2012
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
Professor’s Presentation
S3 Ep18
4.0
12th Apr 2012
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
Sleeping in Class
S3 Ep17
4.0
5th Apr 2012
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
Pillow Talk
S3 Ep15
4.0
22nd Mar 2012
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Dishwasher
S3 Ep14
4.0
15th Mar 2012
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
Worst Episodes of Very Mary-Kate
Recap
S2 Ep1
3.0
12th Oct 2010
OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?
Cheating
S2 Ep3
3.0
19th Oct 2010
Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.
Trick-or-Treat
S2 Ep5
3.0
26th Oct 2010
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
Excuses
S2 Ep7
3.0
2nd Nov 2010
My dog ate this video description.
Driving
S2 Ep9
3.0
9th Nov 2010
Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.
Woody Allen 2
S2 Ep10
3.0
11th Nov 2010
Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.
Photo Shoot
S2 Ep14
3.0
30th Nov 2010
A face that only her sister could love.
Presentation 2
S2 Ep16
3.0
7th Dec 2010
I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.
Sexy Time
S2 Ep18
3.0
14th Dec 2010
Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.
Sick
S2 Ep19
3.0
16th Dec 2010
It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.
Magazines
S3 Ep2
3.0
8th Dec 2011
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Jetlag
S3 Ep3
3.0
15th Dec 2011
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Santa
S3 Ep4
3.0
22nd Dec 2011
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Presentation 4
S3 Ep5
3.0
6th Jan 2012
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Layers
S3 Ep7
3.0
19th Jan 2012
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
Police
S3 Ep11
3.0
17th Feb 2012
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
Mug Shot
S3 Ep12
3.0
23rd Feb 2012
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
Jail
S3 Ep13
3.0
8th Mar 2012
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
Moving Out
S1 Ep1
4.0
31st Jan 2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Moving Day
S1 Ep2
4.0
31st Jan 2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Bodyguard
S1 Ep3
4.0
31st Jan 2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Baby
S1 Ep4
4.0
31st Jan 2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Baby Daddy
S1 Ep5
4.0
8th Feb 2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Depressed
S1 Ep6
4.0
1st Mar 2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Very Mary-Kate Episode Guide
Moving Out
S1 Ep1
4.0
31st Jan 2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Moving Day
S1 Ep2
4.0
31st Jan 2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Bodyguard
S1 Ep3
4.0
31st Jan 2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Baby
S1 Ep4
4.0
31st Jan 2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Baby Daddy
S1 Ep5
4.0
8th Feb 2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Depressed
S1 Ep6
4.0
1st Mar 2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Hangover
S1 Ep7
4.0
1st Mar 2010
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Fight
S1 Ep8
4.0
1st Mar 2010
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
S1 Ep9
5.0
13th Mar 2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Cat
S1 Ep10
4.0
4th Apr 2010
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Back to School
S1 Ep11
4.0
4th Apr 2010
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Extension
S1 Ep12
4.0
11th Apr 2010
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Paper
S1 Ep13
4.0
11th Apr 2010
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Crush
S1 Ep14
4.0
18th Apr 2010
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Ashleyguard
S1 Ep15
4.0
18th Apr 2010
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Nightmare
S1 Ep16
4.0
26th Apr 2010
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Zac Efron
S1 Ep17
4.0
29th Apr 2010
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
S1 Ep18
5.0
3rd May 2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Gun
S1 Ep19
4.0
3rd May 2010
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
The best rated episodes of Very Mary-Kate are:
Instagram S4E5 rated 5.0
Dinner with Hoffman S4E4 rated 5.0
Breaking Up S4E3 rated 5.0
Lost in Translation S4E2 rated 5.0
Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith) S3E16 rated 5.0
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2 S1E18 rated 5.0
Philip Seymour Hoffman S1E9 rated 5.0
Presentation 5 S4E11 rated 4.0
Bad Connection S4E10 rated 4.0
Drinking Game S4E9 rated 4.0
The lowest rated episodes of Very Mary-Kate are:
Recap S2E1 rated 3.0
Cheating S2E3 rated 3.0
Trick-or-Treat S2E5 rated 3.0
Excuses S2E7 rated 3.0
Driving S2E9 rated 3.0
Woody Allen 2 S2E10 rated 3.0
Photo Shoot S2E14 rated 3.0
Presentation 2 S2E16 rated 3.0
Sexy Time S2E18 rated 3.0
Sick S2E19 rated 3.0
The first episode of Very Mary-Kate aired on January 31, 2010.
The last episode of Very Mary-Kate aired on April 25, 2013.
