Daria becomes obsessed with a big carton. Who wouldn't?

Daria helps Jane dye her hair with less than stellar results.

Lawndale High is abuzz with homecoming preparations. The quarterback who led the team to a state championship three years ago is returning! Then he has a tragic accident, which ironically leads to sudden popularity for our Daria.

Daria is assigned to write a short story turning people she knows into fictional characters. Like they're not unbelievable enough already.

A (very) brief burst of intellectual activity by Quinn gets her an instant reputation as a "brain."

Daria reluctantly gets involved in a poster contest in which she and Jane depict "Student Life At The Dawn of the Millennium"... rather negatively.

Daria and Tom enjoy a not-so-quiet evening at home.

The teachers of Lawndale High demand their rights.

Daria develops a mysterious rash and has to check into the hospital for tests.

The Morgendorffers visit a "spa for the soul" to get their psyches massaged.

When Daria agrees to help Trent find a birthday present for Jane, they somehow end up at a piercing parlor offering a two-for-one special. Hmm.

When Jake suffers a slight kitchen mishap of the inferno variety, the Morgendorffers must move to a hotel.

All the prodigal Lanes come home at once, forcing Jane to temporarily move in with Daria.

Daria and Jodie are invited to visit a school for the gifted and talented.

The whole school goes on a mandatory-voluntary harbor cruise to raise money via casino gambling.

Daria and Jane hitch a ride to the "Alternapalooza" festival with Jane's brother Trent (Daria's heartthrob!) and his friend Jesse. Their van doesn't work so well, but it's an interesting trip.

Jane starts dating a guy, to the annoyance of her misanthropic friend Daria.

Daria debates whether to get contact lenses.

Jake has a heart attack; a radio "party van" parks itself outside the school for a week.

Daria and Quinn arrive at their new school. Quinn makes friends easily. Our Daria does not. We meet Daria's teachers, her family, and her new best friend, Jane.

A fantasy show wherein Daria and Jane have to convince Christmas, Halloween and Guy Fawkes Day to return to Holiday Island.

When a history test is stolen, Daria alone can solve the crime - provided she doesn't wake up.

The threat of a Lawndale hurricane causes people to start singing and dancing!

Daria and Quinn attend a camp reunion where a greased watermelon lies in wait.

Upchuck impresses Kevin and Brittany with a card trick.

When Helen has to cancel out of a business junket with Jake, guess who is coerced into taking her place?

Lawndale High is low on funds and the students and Faculty need to start cutting corners.

The annual teachers-versus-deejays roller hockey game is coming, and there's a good chance the students will get to see Mr. DeMartino die of an aneurysm during the game—but Daria's going to miss it because she's been grounded by her parents.

The Morgendorffer family prepares for some sibling rivalry between Helen and her sister Rita.

Daria's family encourages her to apply for a college scholarship.

Daria and Kevin are forced to work as lab-partners in science class. The homework consists of teaching a mouse tricks. Daria does all the work, of course, while Kevin watches football on TV and flirts with Quinn.

Daria reluctantly becomes involved in the opening of Lawndale's new student coffeehouse. She also becomes involved in its closing.

During Volunteer Week, Daria reads to old people - who are thrown into a depression by her voice.

Is Lawndale a pretty little suburb, or an unholy nexus of evil haunted by the tortured denizens of the Beyond?

Quinn discovers her spiritual side and we all have to live through it.

Daria and Jane accompany Trent to a flea market, while Jake and Helen's old college friends drop in for a reunion weekend.

Helen and Jake decide that Daria and Quinn may not be prepared for college. They enroll the two in a college prep course.

Lawndale High has a couple of visitors, claiming to be modeling scouts looking for the next Christy Turlington. Quinn and Brittany have high hopes. Daria and Jane are revolted by their presence.

The students of Lawndale High go on a paintballing trip to learn about history, psychology and shooting people.

While on a hill trek, Daria's class gets caught in an unexpected snowstorm.