Tony has decided that it's time Stanley lose his virginity to Cadie, despite Stanley's feelings for Tony's girlfriend Michelle. All that's required is some spliff. While Stanley acquires the drugs, Tony and Michelle find a party to crash.

Beautiful, self-assured cheerleader Tea has an openly Sapphic reputation among her friends. She can pretty much have any girl she sets her eye on, so why do they all bore her? When her father, a 'made man', arranges a date and it turns out to be Tony, things become increasingly confusing. Why is Tony the only one that can keep up with her? What's she to think when she learns that her Nana has also had her share of girlfriend problems?

When Chris wakes up to find that his mom has gone for the weekend and there's an envelope with a $1000 on the kitchen counter, Chris starts thinking... Of course, it might just be the residual effects of the Viagra.

Cadie's in therapy but it seems that everyone else in her life should be. Dad is completely absorbed in hunting and macabre taxidermy while Mom strives to recapture her pageant queen glory days via reality TV. Stanley is reputed to be her boyfriend but he's so hung up on Michelle that he seldom notices her. The rest of her so-called friends just tolerate her for the drugs she provides. And her apathetic therapists ask her why she's unhappy...

Stanley steals his father's pride and joy to get to school and avoid failing. Tony talks him into stealing the car again to attend the choir recital that night. Tony passionately kisses his co-star during the recital and then 'gifts' Michelle to him. Stanley gets a kiss that he's been dreaming of, but another call from Tony and a short cut leads to a police chase and a court date.

Abbud hopes that the gang's field trip to a Canadian wilderness camp can get him some alone time with Tea. Chris lusts after his favorite teacher, but has some competition. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang wait for Stanley to 'pass the weed'.

Fed up with Tony's perfidy, Michelle berates him and some of the girls for keeping this from her. However, it's clear that getting over Tony will be harder than Michelle thought.

Daisy wants to be a musician like her parents. Her ex-musician dad chooses to suffer in silence and wants Daisy to give up dreams of being a professional musician. Daisy's friends want her to be the peacemaker. Daisy is always the one that fixes everything, including the problems a rebellious lil sis causes. With an opportunity for an important audition coming up, will she be able to this time?

Tina's reached her 23rd birthday and she's worried that the others might find out that she's sleeping with a student and begins to question just how mature her other behaviors are.

Despite having alienated practically his entire friend group, Tony must recruit a search party in order to find his missing sister Eura.