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After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.