Two and a Half Men Episode Rating Graph
Sep 2003 - Feb 2015
Sep 2003 - Feb 2015
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Browse episode ratings trends for Two and a Half Men. Simply click on the interactive rating graph to explore the best and worst of Two and a Half Men's 262 episodes.
S1 Ep12
8.1
4th Jan 2004
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
S2 Ep16
8.1
13th Feb 2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
S1 Ep18
8.1
29th Feb 2004
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
S2 Ep23
8.0
15th May 2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
S6 Ep19
8.0
30th Mar 2009
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
S11 Ep20
8.0
24th Apr 2014
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
S3 Ep16
7.9
6th Mar 2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
S1 Ep23
7.9
16th May 2004
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
S6 Ep24
7.9
18th May 2009
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
S2 Ep24
7.9
22nd May 2005
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
S10 Ep20
7.9
4th Apr 2013
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
S3 Ep24
7.9
22nd May 2006
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
S1 Ep7
7.9
2nd Nov 2003
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
S11 Ep19
7.9
10th Apr 2014
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
S2 Ep19
7.9
20th Mar 2005
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
S3 Ep20
7.9
24th Apr 2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
S4 Ep19
7.9
9th Apr 2007
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
S6 Ep9
7.9
24th Nov 2008
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
S2 Ep8
7.9
14th Nov 2004
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.
S1 Ep19
7.9
21st Mar 2004
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
S5 Ep8
7.9
12th Nov 2007
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
S2 Ep11
7.9
12th Dec 2004
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.
S2 Ep18
7.9
6th Mar 2005
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
S4 Ep11
7.9
11th Dec 2006
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
S3 Ep2
7.9
26th Sep 2005
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
S1 Ep1
7.9
22nd Sep 2003
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
S1 Ep16
7.9
15th Feb 2004
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
S1 Ep22
7.9
9th May 2004
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
S6 Ep21
7.9
27th Apr 2009
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
S3 Ep11
7.8
19th Dec 2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
S2 Ep15
7.8
6th Feb 2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
S5 Ep17
7.8
5th May 2008
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
S3 Ep23
7.8
15th May 2006
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
S8 Ep15
7.8
7th Feb 2011
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
S1 Ep24
7.8
23rd May 2004
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
S5 Ep5
7.8
22nd Oct 2007
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
S3 Ep6
7.8
24th Oct 2005
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
S11 Ep22
7.8
8th May 2014
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
S3 Ep8
7.8
14th Nov 2005
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
S1 Ep21
7.8
2nd May 2004
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
S9 Ep16
7.8
13th Feb 2012
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
S4 Ep20
7.8
16th Apr 2007
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
S1 Ep8
7.8
9th Nov 2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
S6 Ep16
7.8
2nd Mar 2009
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
S4 Ep23
7.8
7th May 2007
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
S3 Ep14
7.8
6th Feb 2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
S1 Ep17
7.8
22nd Feb 2004
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
S3 Ep19
7.8
10th Apr 2006
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
S7 Ep8
7.8
16th Nov 2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
S2 Ep13
7.8
15th Jan 2005
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.
S7 Ep10
7.8
7th Dec 2009
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
S4 Ep6
7.8
23rd Oct 2006
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
S5 Ep9
7.8
19th Nov 2007
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
S9 Ep9
7.8
14th Nov 2011
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
S3 Ep12
7.8
9th Jan 2006
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
S5 Ep10
7.8
26th Nov 2007
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
S2 Ep20
7.8
17th Apr 2005
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
S7 Ep2
7.8
28th Sep 2009
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
S3 Ep15
7.8
27th Feb 2006
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
S7 Ep7
7.8
9th Nov 2009
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
S1 Ep4
7.8
12th Oct 2003
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
S11 Ep11
7.8
2nd Jan 2014
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
S11 Ep17
7.8
13th Mar 2014
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
S3 Ep22
7.8
8th May 2006
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
S6 Ep7
7.8
10th Nov 2008
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.
S7 Ep13
7.8
18th Jan 2010
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
S1 Ep20
7.8
18th Apr 2004
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
S2 Ep17
7.8
20th Feb 2005
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
S2 Ep21
7.8
30th Apr 2005
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.
S6 Ep12
7.8
12th Jan 2009
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
S11 Ep10
7.8
12th Dec 2013
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
S6 Ep2
7.8
29th Sep 2008
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
S1 Ep15
7.8
8th Feb 2004
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
S10 Ep9
7.8
29th Nov 2012
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
S4 Ep21
7.8
23rd Apr 2007
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
S11 Ep16
7.8
6th Mar 2014
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
S1 Ep14
7.8
1st Feb 2004
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
S3 Ep4
7.8
10th Oct 2005
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
S6 Ep3
7.8
6th Oct 2008
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
S12 Ep16
6.6
19th Feb 2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
S12 Ep15
7.0
19th Feb 2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
S10 Ep13
7.2
10th Jan 2013
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
S12 Ep11
7.2
22nd Jan 2015
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
S9 Ep1
7.3
19th Sep 2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
S12 Ep9
7.3
8th Jan 2015
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
S10 Ep1
7.3
27th Sep 2012
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
S12 Ep13
7.3
5th Feb 2015
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
S12 Ep6
7.3
3rd Dec 2014
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
S12 Ep12
7.3
29th Jan 2015
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
S12 Ep14
7.3
12th Feb 2015
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
S12 Ep4
7.4
19th Nov 2014
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
S12 Ep5
7.4
26th Nov 2014
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
S12 Ep8
7.4
17th Dec 2014
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
S9 Ep2
7.4
26th Sep 2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
S9 Ep4
7.4
10th Oct 2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
S12 Ep2
7.4
5th Nov 2014
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
S12 Ep1
7.4
29th Oct 2014
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
S10 Ep3
7.4
11th Oct 2012
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
S10 Ep5
7.4
25th Oct 2012
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
S9 Ep3
7.4
3rd Oct 2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
S4 Ep1
7.4
18th Sep 2006
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
S10 Ep17
7.4
21st Feb 2013
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
S12 Ep3
7.5
12th Nov 2014
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
S12 Ep10
7.5
15th Jan 2015
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
S9 Ep18
7.5
27th Feb 2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S10 Ep6
7.5
1st Nov 2012
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
S9 Ep12
7.5
12th Dec 2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
S10 Ep7
7.5
8th Nov 2012
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
S9 Ep23
7.5
7th May 2012
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
S8 Ep12
7.5
13th Dec 2010
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
S11 Ep13
7.5
30th Jan 2014
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
S4 Ep4
7.5
9th Oct 2006
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
S11 Ep2
7.5
3rd Oct 2013
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
S9 Ep17
7.5
20th Feb 2012
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
S10 Ep4
7.5
18th Oct 2012
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
S8 Ep7
7.5
1st Nov 2010
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
S10 Ep12
7.5
3rd Jan 2013
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
S7 Ep5
7.5
19th Oct 2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
S11 Ep3
7.6
10th Oct 2013
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
S10 Ep8
7.6
15th Nov 2012
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
S10 Ep18
7.6
7th Mar 2013
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
S7 Ep20
7.6
10th May 2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
S11 Ep1
7.6
26th Sep 2013
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
S9 Ep14
7.6
16th Jan 2012
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S9 Ep24
7.6
14th May 2012
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
S8 Ep16
7.6
14th Feb 2011
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
S12 Ep7
7.6
9th Dec 2014
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
S2 Ep5
7.6
17th Oct 2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
S8 Ep10
7.6
22nd Nov 2010
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
S5 Ep2
7.6
1st Oct 2007
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
S9 Ep7
7.6
31st Oct 2011
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
S6 Ep10
7.6
8th Dec 2008
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
S4 Ep3
7.6
2nd Oct 2006
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
S6 Ep1
7.6
22nd Sep 2008
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
S9 Ep6
7.6
24th Oct 2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
S10 Ep2
7.6
4th Oct 2012
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
S4 Ep16
7.6
19th Feb 2007
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
S7 Ep16
7.6
1st Mar 2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
S9 Ep22
7.6
30th Apr 2012
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
S8 Ep11
7.6
6th Dec 2010
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
S7 Ep14
7.6
1st Feb 2010
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
S8 Ep6
7.6
25th Oct 2010
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
S4 Ep10
7.6
27th Nov 2006
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
S5 Ep18
7.6
12th May 2008
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
S4 Ep22
7.6
30th Apr 2007
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
S2 Ep2
7.6
26th Sep 2004
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
S8 Ep3
7.6
4th Oct 2010
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
S5 Ep12
7.6
24th Mar 2008
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
S4 Ep2
7.6
25th Sep 2006
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.
S9 Ep11
7.6
5th Dec 2011
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
S6 Ep11
7.6
15th Dec 2008
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
S7 Ep4
7.6
12th Oct 2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
S8 Ep2
7.6
27th Sep 2010
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
S5 Ep7
7.6
5th Nov 2007
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
S9 Ep5
7.6
17th Oct 2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
S4 Ep12
7.6
8th Jan 2007
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
S10 Ep21
7.6
25th Apr 2013
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
S9 Ep13
7.6
2nd Jan 2012
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
S1 Ep1
7.9
22nd Sep 2003
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
S1 Ep2
7.7
29th Sep 2003
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
S1 Ep3
7.7
5th Oct 2003
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
S1 Ep4
7.8
12th Oct 2003
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
S1 Ep5
7.7
19th Oct 2003
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
S1 Ep6
7.6
26th Oct 2003
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
S1 Ep7
7.9
2nd Nov 2003
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
S1 Ep8
7.8
9th Nov 2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
S1 Ep9
7.7
15th Nov 2003
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
S1 Ep10
7.7
23rd Nov 2003
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
S1 Ep11
7.7
14th Dec 2003
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
S1 Ep12
8.1
4th Jan 2004
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
S1 Ep13
7.7
10th Jan 2004
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
S1 Ep14
7.8
1st Feb 2004
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
S1 Ep15
7.8
8th Feb 2004
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
S1 Ep16
7.9
15th Feb 2004
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
S1 Ep17
7.8
22nd Feb 2004
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
S1 Ep18
8.1
29th Feb 2004
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
S1 Ep19
7.9
21st Mar 2004
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
S1 Ep20
7.8
18th Apr 2004
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
S1 Ep21
7.8
2nd May 2004
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
S1 Ep22
7.9
9th May 2004
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
S1 Ep23
7.9
16th May 2004
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
S1 Ep24
7.8
23rd May 2004
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
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The first episode of Two and a Half Men aired on September 22, 2003.
The last episode of Two and a Half Men aired on February 19, 2015.
There are 262 episodes of Two and a Half Men.
There are 12 seasons of Two and a Half Men.
No.
Two and a Half Men has ended.