When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.

When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.

Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

Xavier has amnesia.

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.

Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.