What are the best episodes of Big Train?

The best rated episodes of Big Train are: Episode 2 - S1E2 rated 7.8, Episode 5 - S1E5 rated 7.6, Episode 3 - S1E3 rated 7.4, Episode 1 - S2E1 rated 7.3

What are the worst episodes of Big Train?

The lowest rated episodes of Big Train are: Episode 6 - S2E6 rated 7.1, Episode 1 - S1E1 rated 7.1, Episode 2 - S2E2 rated 7.1, Episode 4 - S1E4 rated 7.1

Big Train Episode Rating Graph

Nov 1998 - Feb 2002

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Browse episode ratings trends for Big Train. Simply click on the interactive rating graph to explore the best and worst of Big Train's 12 episodes.

Best Episodes of Big Train

Episode 2
S1 Ep2
7.8
16th Nov 1998
Unwilling policeman; something's spooked the jockeys; My Name is Paul, I'm 52-and-a-half-years-old; (costume) cat and mouse fight; jockeys in the will being preyed-upon by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince; "I've turned into a ventriloquist's dummy"; Stare-Out Stare-Break; Small Train, Big Hand, Size-Perception Issues; horse suicide; dating agency - going for the opposite to normal type of date; postman-hitman; hypnotists; Stare-Out Richard Gere; uh-huh-huh, hu-huh, uh-uh-uh-huh-huh.
Episode 5
S1 Ep5
7.6
7th Dec 1998
A visit from Darryl Hall and John Oates to a deprived council estate causes as much anger as optimism. A daredevil embarks on some crazy antics and Chairman Mao is in 'Top of the Pops' mode. The World Stare-Out Championships features Wallace versus Popstopolous.
Episode 3
S1 Ep3
7.4
23rd Nov 1998
Missing Persons Appeal on a fairground ride; Dr. Jekyll and Very Tart; 43rd World Stare-Out Championships; Misters; Ming the Domesticated; Nuns in Captivity; fake psychiatrist; Professor BBQ Pictures; Ming the Unwell; permanent squirrel costume; The Monks and The Johnny; Shakespeare Lookalikes; fake magician; teaching son to ride his bike with varying successes; the hymnast.
Episode 1
S2 Ep1
7.3
7th Jan 2002
Flamenco dancers are used to defuse car bombs and a tortoise speaks fluent French.

Worst Episodes of Big Train

Episode 6
S2 Ep6
7.1
11th Feb 2002
The merits of programmes are discussed by a panel of late-night pundits.
Episode 1
S1 Ep1
7.1
9th Nov 1998
Woman asks for directions in France in English; the boss who continually escapes his employees chasing-up of owed bonuses; the Inquisition; the 43rd stare-out world championships, disturbed by a streaker; Jesus vs. Satan (office bullying); radio dj using child slave labour for puns; The Bee Gees gunfight with Chaka Khan; surgeon taking a call at an inappropriate moment; childlike adults dressed for the hunt but wanting to be firemen.
Episode 2
S2 Ep2
7.1
14th Jan 2002
A tale of love involving a potato and the first television screening of a classic.
Episode 4
S1 Ep4
7.1
30th Nov 1998
The difficulties of being a police sketch artist are uncovered and there is an alternative interpretation of the famous film 'Matter of Life'. Adolf Hitler is in an unusually jovial frame of mind and the World Stare-Out Championships continue with Nanak versus Duran.

Big Train Episode Guide

Episode 1
S1 Ep1
7.1
9th Nov 1998
Woman asks for directions in France in English; the boss who continually escapes his employees chasing-up of owed bonuses; the Inquisition; the 43rd stare-out world championships, disturbed by a streaker; Jesus vs. Satan (office bullying); radio dj using child slave labour for puns; The Bee Gees gunfight with Chaka Khan; surgeon taking a call at an inappropriate moment; childlike adults dressed for the hunt but wanting to be firemen.
Episode 2
S1 Ep2
7.8
16th Nov 1998
Unwilling policeman; something's spooked the jockeys; My Name is Paul, I'm 52-and-a-half-years-old; (costume) cat and mouse fight; jockeys in the will being preyed-upon by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince; "I've turned into a ventriloquist's dummy"; Stare-Out Stare-Break; Small Train, Big Hand, Size-Perception Issues; horse suicide; dating agency - going for the opposite to normal type of date; postman-hitman; hypnotists; Stare-Out Richard Gere; uh-huh-huh, hu-huh, uh-uh-uh-huh-huh.
Episode 3
S1 Ep3
7.4
23rd Nov 1998
Missing Persons Appeal on a fairground ride; Dr. Jekyll and Very Tart; 43rd World Stare-Out Championships; Misters; Ming the Domesticated; Nuns in Captivity; fake psychiatrist; Professor BBQ Pictures; Ming the Unwell; permanent squirrel costume; The Monks and The Johnny; Shakespeare Lookalikes; fake magician; teaching son to ride his bike with varying successes; the hymnast.
Episode 4
S1 Ep4
7.1
30th Nov 1998
The difficulties of being a police sketch artist are uncovered and there is an alternative interpretation of the famous film 'Matter of Life'. Adolf Hitler is in an unusually jovial frame of mind and the World Stare-Out Championships continue with Nanak versus Duran.
Episode 5
S1 Ep5
7.6
7th Dec 1998
A visit from Darryl Hall and John Oates to a deprived council estate causes as much anger as optimism. A daredevil embarks on some crazy antics and Chairman Mao is in 'Top of the Pops' mode. The World Stare-Out Championships features Wallace versus Popstopolous.
Episode 6
S1 Ep6
7.3
14th Dec 1998
The World Stare-Out Championships reach a thrilling climax as Kampagnola takes on Spatsky. Florence Nightingale is shown in a whole new light, a group of office workers react to the appointment of their new boss and Chairman Mao is found in another unusual setting.