Has-been DJ’s Smashie and Nicey talk about holidays, mechanics Lee and Lance have an ‘intelligent’ conversation with a funeral director and The Slobs attend their child’s christening.

Tim-Nice-But-Dim attempts to make conversation with a journalist, The Slobs buy a car, and The Old Gits are in typically mean-spirited form.

Brash Yorkshireman George Whitebread tries his hand at being a group therapist, The Old Gits visit a library and The Scousers are bickering, as usual.

The Slobs watch football on the TV, plain-speaking Yorkshireman George Whitebread starts a new job, and The Old Gits get burgled.

The Aliens take English lessons, and end up at a dinner party, the Old Gits try their hand at mugging, and the Slobs do very little. As usual.

The Old Gits win the pools, The Scousers try being nice to each other and Tim-Nice-But-Dim mingles at a buffet.