Drew Carey's Green Screen Show Episode Rating Graph

""One Syllable Word"" features a trip to the dentist, while ""Sound Effects"" takes a trip to Alaska. ""New Choice"" features Colin as a man who repairs toasters, and the entire gang tells the ""Story"" of Onion Sam.

In ""One Syllable Word"" the gang tries to cure a sick dog at the vet. ""New Choice"" features Shakesphere in Bakersfield, California with Brad and Jeff featuring Colin calling. ""Sound Effects"" features Drew and Jeff as mad scientists, and the entire gang tells the ""Story"" of the man who stole Florida.

In Styles, Chip and Jeff are roommates arguing over each other's underwear, with Brad calling. In Game Show, Greg hosts "You Bet Your Pants." The entire cast trade off ideas in Freeze Tag. Finally, with Drew pointing, all of the cast tell the Story of "Bertha and the Haunted Municipal Building."

Jeff, Jonathan and Greg play New Choice and fight to the death in Tahiti. Sound Effects has Brad and Jeff on a mission to blow up a meteor. Brad, Sean, and Jeff try to rescue Boogie Oogie Oogie the cat from a tree. Sean, Greg, Drew and Jonathan play Hollywood Moment as storm chasers. Finally, Jonathan, Greg, and Jeff play Styles as a Nurse and Patient.

In Game Show, Brad hosts an episode of "Guess My Disorder." In Sound Effects, Brad and Jeff attempt to fix an airport conveyor belt. Brad, Jeff, and Colin play New Choice and try to show you "How to Clean a Fish." Finally, Jeff and Greg play Moving people and celebrate the momentous holiday of "Whiner's Day."

In Sound Effects, Greg and Brad work at a noisy construction site. Drew and the rest of the cast act out a Sci-Fi/Adventure/Fantasy Movie based on the monster of the "Mermabeest" (half-mermaid, half-wildebeest.) In New Choice, Greg and Jeff work in a French foie gras factory where one of the machines is a minister of Satan, with Brad calling. Finally, Jeff tries to get rid of a computer virus (Sean) and get back his data (Kathy) with help from Spyware (Drew), the legal department from Warner Bros. (Brad) and his porn (Julie and Greg).

The show starts off with the entire cast (staring with Colin (kneeling) and Julie (on one foot)) playing Freeze Tag. In Game Show, Greg hosts “Clean My House.” In Montage (Harold) the entire cast play different skits based on the opposites of “good and evil” and the emotion of “sad.” Finally, Greg tries to prevent Jeff from drinking a poisonous Martini.

In Sound Effects, Brad is Jeff's bodygaurd demonstrating how to use rifles. In New Choice, Greg and Chip go on a clay-modeling safari in search for armadillos with Brad calling. In Sentences, Colin shows Drew his invention, a wooden dunking toucan, but Chip attempts to steal it. Finally, the entire cast, with Jeff pointing, tell the Story of "The Superb Ego."

In Fill in the Blank, Greg, Colin, Jeff and Brad (reprising the Grim Reaper) act out "In a _Hotel_ with _Santa Claus_," where Colin is an always joking St. Nick who always claims to be dying. The entire cast, with Drew pointing, tell the Story of "The Little Antelope That Could." Chip and Greg race each other in England. In Sentences, Drew and Jonathan run a restaurant disguised as a dry cleaner. Finally, in Montage (Harold), the cast trade off ideas based on the fear of spiders and the image of Dali's melting clock.