After losing their dates to the school formal, Superwog & Johnny embark on a desperate & wacky journey to find two new hot girls to take. Meanwhile, Wog Dad must find a way to deal with sexual deprivation for the first time.

The discovery of a lump on his stomach leads Superwog to search the Internet for an explanation, but the dire diagnosis delivered by Dr Google sends Superwog into a manic spiral of hypochondria.

While renovating, Superwog and Wog Dad discover a letter written in the 1940s by an Australian soldier detailing the location of all his family's jewellery. This discovery quickly leads to a frantic, selfish race for riches.

Superwog and Johnny have been earning Bitcoin using the home computer. With prices on the rise, they are on the verge of becoming millionaires. But when Wog Dad discovers his outrageous electricity bill, he pulls the plug.

While Superwog is determined to finally get his P-plates, Wog Dad frantically protects the car space in front of his house. Superwog quickly finds himself tangled in the strange bureaucratic web of the roads office.

Wog Dad is accused of theft after caught sampling nuts and fruit at the supermarket and Superwog bumps into an old primary school crush who invites him to her party.

Desperate to avoid school swimming day, Superwog locks himself in his room. When his father forces him to attend, Superwog uses a chance meeting with the school psychologist to falsely accuse his father of beating him.

Superwog and Johnny fear a menacing magpie will interfere with their friendship. When they learn the magpie is a protected species much loved by the neighbourhood, they must take more drastic measures to get rid of it.