After losing their dates to the school formal, Superwog & Johnny embark on a desperate & wacky journey to find two new hot girls to take. Meanwhile, Wog Dad must find a way to deal with sexual deprivation for the first time.

The discovery of a lump on his stomach leads Superwog to search the Internet for an explanation, but the dire diagnosis delivered by Dr Google sends Superwog into a manic spiral of hypochondria.

Wog Dad is accused of theft after caught sampling nuts and fruit at the supermarket and Superwog bumps into an old primary school crush who invites him to her party.

Desperate to avoid school swimming day, Superwog locks himself in his room. When his father forces him to attend, Superwog uses a chance meeting with the school psychologist to falsely accuse his father of beating him.

While Superwog is determined to finally get his P-plates, Wog Dad frantically protects the car space in front of his house. Superwog quickly finds himself tangled in the strange bureaucratic web of the roads office.

Superwog helps an old Swedish widow with her shopping bags, only to become trapped by her enthusiastic gratitude with an increasingly disturbing series of edible gifts.