Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.

Martha learns to haggle.

Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.

As Dale attempts to make a good deal on some furniture he leaves his daughters in Chip's care.

Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.

Dale's dog days are over when Chip and Christine finally return to Bakersfield.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.

All the free bottled water in the world can't soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.

Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.

Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.

Christine's apple pie is not allowed through security.

Christine and Martha listen to harp music at brunch.

Chip laments becoming a fake Christmas tree person.

Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.

Bakersfield gets a frozen yogurt machine.

Christine brings the celery

Christine eats a carrot.

Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.

A strong command of French is needed to really excel in French Clown School, which Chip Baskets finds out the hard way.

Chip incorporates a San Joaquin Valley earthiness into his clown routine.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Chip sees a homeless person in a library.

Chip wants a life plan.