Hannah and Dan attend the funeral of their old drama teacher Mr Balcombe, where Hannah is thrilled to see Adam Piper, the boy who gave her her first kiss and Dan meets his equally dimwitted buddies Jack and Sheriff, who egg him on to do stupid things.

It's the wedding day of Dan's best mate Jack, and Hannah's joined as his plus one. Dan's ecstatic - he loves weddings, and this one's going to be pretty spectacular, as Jack is marrying the extremely wealthy Ophelia at their country mansion. Hannah can't wait to get snooping and see what life is really like for these Downton wannabes.

Hannah and Dan's irascible father, Gregg, has organised a birthday party for himself — something that Hannah finds suspiciously out of character. When Gregg announces that he's getting married to human rights lawyer Beverley, Hannah is upset that he hasn't discussed it with her.

At a coffee shop, Dan envounters Holly Freeman, his crush in circus camp when he was 14. The pair attempt to rekindle their relationship. However, Holly is eight months pregnant and the father is in Australia.

Hannah's best friend Sadie returns from holiday with her handsome vet boyfriend Rich, announcing their engagement. Jealous, Hannah attends the engagement party, where her spiteful present is not rapturously received.

When her alcoholic boss Andy is sacked, lazy Hannah seeks to impress his successor Annette Walker by claiming that, like Annette's son Charlie, her brother Dan is also in a wheelchair.

Hannah embarks on a dating frenzy after signing up to the latest new mobile app, but the guys she meets are never as hot or cool as their profiles suggest.

The siblings' mother Marion insists that Hannah look after her for two days whilst she is temporarily blind after laser eye surgery but Hannah feels enslaved. Dan becomes infatuated with Izzy, the free-spirited doctor he meets at the STI clinic.