The Osbournes Episode Rating Graph
Mar 2002 - Mar 2005

Mar 2002 - Mar 2005
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S4 Ep3
8.1
31st Jan 2005
Ozzy starts the family vacation in a miserable mood, but perks up after a trip to a battleship memorial and a private luau. Meanwhile, Jack’s friends tag along and manage to embarrass him at every turn.

S3 Ep8
8.1
20th Apr 2004
Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts.

S3 Ep6
8.1
6th Apr 2004
After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.
S2 Ep14
8.1
24th Jun 2003
Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

S3 Ep5
8.1
24th Feb 2004
Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipes out on an ATV.

S3 Ep1
8.1
27th Jan 2004
Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.

S3 Ep9
8.0
27th Apr 2004
Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.

S4 Ep1
8.0
17th Jan 2005
Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

S4 Ep2
8.0
24th Jan 2005
Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, though Ozzy’s still not sold. Meanwhile, Kelly auditions for a major TV pilot role.

S3 Ep7
7.9
13th Apr 2004
Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award, but he’s convinced the whole thing’s a prank.

S3 Ep2
7.9
3rd Feb 2004
Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.

S4 Ep10
7.9
21st Mar 2005
In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships

S4 Ep5
7.9
14th Feb 2005
Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.
S2 Ep16
7.9
8th Jul 2003
With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

S3 Ep4
7.8
17th Feb 2004
Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .
S2 Ep21
7.3
12th Aug 2003
Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

S2 Ep4
7.4
10th Dec 2002
While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

S1 Ep8
7.4
23rd Apr 2002
Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.
S2 Ep20
7.4
5th Aug 2003
Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

S1 Ep6
7.4
9th Apr 2002
After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

S2 Ep7
7.4
14th Jan 2003
Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
S2 Ep19
7.4
29th Jul 2003
After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

S2 Ep3
7.4
3rd Dec 2002
Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

S4 Ep9
7.4
14th Mar 2005
As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it personally when Sharon keeps knocking her wardrobe.

S2 Ep8
7.5
21st Jan 2003
As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

S3 Ep10
7.5
4th May 2004
In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

S1 Ep2
7.5
12th Mar 2002
The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

S4 Ep8
7.5
7th Mar 2005
The Osbournes head to Japan, where Ozzy picks up the Legend Award at the VMAs and Kelly squeezes in a string of appearances. Meanwhile, Osbourne staff member Sam reunites with long-lost relatives, relying on a translator to bridge the years and language barrier.

S2 Ep10
7.5
4th Feb 2003
The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.

S2 Ep2
7.6
26th Nov 2002
Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

S1 Ep1
7.6
5th Mar 2002
Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

S1 Ep2
7.5
12th Mar 2002
The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

S1 Ep3
7.7
19th Mar 2002
Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

S1 Ep4
7.7
26th Mar 2002
The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.

S1 Ep5
7.6
2nd Apr 2002
As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

S1 Ep6
7.4
9th Apr 2002
After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

S1 Ep7
7.7
16th Apr 2002
After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.

S1 Ep8
7.4
23rd Apr 2002
Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.

S1 Ep9
7.7
30th Apr 2002
As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.

S1 Ep10
7.6
7th May 2002
In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.
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The first episode of The Osbournes aired on March 05, 2002.
The last episode of The Osbournes aired on March 21, 2005.
There are 52 episodes of The Osbournes.
There are 4 seasons of The Osbournes.
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The Osbournes has ended.