America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

The Modern Family star breaks skulls and language barriers.

A picture is worth a thousand swipes.

Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.

Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

The rest is history.

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

What? Kids love chocolate.

She loves the little hell-raisers.

John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.

Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.

Underwear would be an improvement.

Nudity is not a style.

Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?

This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.

Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.

Navigation systems just got personal.

Your upvote counts.

We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

What do you want? What reaction are you trying to get? What made you this way?

You can’t just throw around the term “gundam” about any mech you see! Also, Jess is cancelled.

We can’t ALL be thankful for family!

Don’t bring Tik Tok into this!

Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.

It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?

It was a different time!

Technology has always been scary and evil.

Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.

“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.

Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.

Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

In this poignant mini-documentary, find out which gets flushed away: the cake or Emily’s dreams.

Don’t do it!

The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!

Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?

HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.

The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!

If you thought the erotic trilogy couldn’t get any sexier then you were correct.

Kevin or Murph must become a one-man army and play paintball against the US Army’s Delta Destroyers.

In a thumb war, Kevin and Murph face-off to see who keeps their clothes on.

From the makers of Bud Platinum comes Budweiser Good. It’s fine.

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

He’s got a lot on his plate.

Girls on girls watching porn.

Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.

Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.

Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.

Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.

A whimsical tale of mediocrity.

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.

The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

We can all have a little break, as a treat.

To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

The Jellicles have a hard time finding furever homes, who knows why? Maybe a song will help!

Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.

Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?

Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.

Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?

Ordering fries really isn’t as evil as poison gas.

Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.

You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!

You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.

If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.

Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!

What are you going to do? Switch to Android?

Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.

No one is going near those belongings on your watch!

Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.

Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.

We could finally get something done about climate change!

We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.

How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?

You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

The sport where spooning matters.

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

Raph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie Hotel.

Who are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!

For too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually have a lot going on right now.

Hey, at least hell’s got an open bar.

THIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.

This is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!

Nothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.

With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.

Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

Grant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.

Katie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Chapstick tube.

This halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s house!

Why would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?

Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.

Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!

Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

There’s no way they can survive on their own.

He who smelled it, spelled it.

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

Leighton Meester has an important message for you.

Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.

LeBron James developed his talent, and his bad habits, at an early age.

As seen on FOX Seuss.

A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.

Support marriage equality – or else.

Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.

It’s like my body knows – it just knows.

Helluva way to start a hunting trip.

A guide to making your furry friend even more purr-fect.

Because “it’s all like, bullshit dude”.

Organized religion freaks me out, but this is kind of cool.

We can’t all be Jon Snow.

Because the most luxurious treatment is the silent treatment.

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.

Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.

Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.

This isn’t the YMCA.

A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?

It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.

Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.

Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!

Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.

Only 1% of the contents are useful.

Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.

Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.

Don’t forget the olive.

Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.

If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.

A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night

Preaching to the high choir.

Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.

America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?

Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!

Watch him come.

You can never get the back pimples by yourself.

The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.

Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.

We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.

Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.

Hint: a lot.

Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.

We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.

Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.

Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.

Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?

Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.

They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.

Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.

Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.

It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.

He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

A party guest most foul.

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

Take that, student loans!

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

Boy meets grill.

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!

Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t sad!

He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.

It’s not sad, but Rekha makes sure everyone else knows that.

Rekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There’s SUCH A STIGMA about licking the plate too early in a relationship!

You’re welcome, ladies.

Dope, dope, dope.

Nothing’s “cool” about war. Except for that one laser gun. That thing kicks ass. Hell yeah.

Daddy like—a little too much.

Black Panther really started a hip new trend!

Just think about what your sister and mom have to deal with. They don’t deserve that. Other people might. I don’t know them. Whatever. That’s their deal. Have you seen Ballers?

As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.

Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

Now with 60% more ka-pows.

Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.

Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.

Leave no package behind.

Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.

He’s never done this before.

Stay spacey, my friends.

Party like it’s 1399.

Think before you snap.

If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.