Show Open: Matt Braunger and Eric Price Emulate Mad Men John McCain on Facebook #1 Nacho Hernandez Promotes the New iPhone Albanian Idol Matt and Eric Continue to Emulate Mad Men Nacho Hernandez Is Interviewed Again John McCain on Facebook #2 Project Runway Celebrity Edition Sarah Palin Answers Some 'Tough' Questions John McCain on Facebook #3 Arden Myrin at the Eagle Eye Premiere Living Lohan Meets Super Nanny MADtv Extras: Mad Men Out-take Show Close: Arden and Cast

Sketches: Steve Jobs Reveals the iPhone, Sesame Street Dirty Bomb, Splash Cola Open , Coffee Twins, Many Shows with "Johnny" Gan and Pongo, Who'd a Thunk?, Madison's Bat Mitzvah, Medium with Bae Sung, Brutha on the Make, Suicide Note.

Sketches: The Fast, Music Video: My Chemical Romance "The Black Tirade", Commercial: Post-it, The King Henry Show, Dreamgirls, Commercial: Yusuf Islam's Greatest Hits, Crazy as Hell: News Stories of 2006, Elephant-Gorilla Conference.

Opening Credits Conflict Crazy as Hell: Alien vs. Predator Angela & Natalie Stalk the President Crazy as Hell: Benji Jello Shots Crazy as Hell: Vanity Fair Abercrombie Rumble Jeopardy The Amazing Presidential Race Part I Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za The Amazing Presidential Race Part II Close-Bobby

Gangsta Lover A Wedding Story Chocolate Covered Peanuts Halftime Pep Talk Jump rope ""Bankruptcy,"" ""Palestine/Israel,"" ""Air Security"" Great Debate Tony Hawk Meets Anna Nicole Real Man Talk Bible Dude Performance by Xzibit

Coz Fox NFL Auditions Dateline Larry Lamont-Pizza Party Bunifa-Survivor Sexual Harrassment Literally 3 Barenaked Ladies Perform Fanatic (MAD Encore)

"Hermanos Bros. Law"; Carlie Craig gains telekinetic powers after binge-watching Stranger Things; a "good cop/bad cop" scenario where the "bad cop" (Ray) is a douchebag; Britney Spears (Craig) reveals five secrets about herself; Miss Swan (Alex Borstein) becomes a cartoon character; advertisers try to make guns more appealing to American consumers; the female cast members play Fuck, Marry, Kill and Chelsea Davison reveals that she'd do all three to Piotr Michael; Alex Borstein and Will Sasso talk about their time on MADtv where they had it tougher than the new cast; Piotr Michael's Morgan Freeman narrator voice annoys a hungover Adam Ray; an HBO First Look at celebrity auditions for The Michael McLeod (Sasso) and Jasmine Wayne-Wayne (Borstein) Story; Piotr Michael annoys Lyric Lewis.

Sketches: Secret Santa, Holiday Sex Party, Movie Review Show, Saw 4: Jingle Hell, Maury and Connie's All Star Christmas Spectacular, Jeff Probst Sings the Songs Inspired by "Survivor", Tori McLachlan "Merry X-Mas".

Kids Say The Stupidest Things Opening - Lou Diamond Phillips Swan-Thru Mexican Wrestlers for Clinton Funky Walker: Lou Diamond Phillips Rockerbyes Corky & the JP: Janitor/Psycho Spishak Country Sausages Lowered Expectations: Manny Rosie O' Donnell 2150 Vancoma Spy Vs. Spy: Air Attack (218) Corky & the JP: TODD Close - Lou Diamond Phillips

Open-Shaquille O'Neal Erascists-Middle East Comedy of Riggs & Murtaugh Forgive or Forget Meet Jo' Black Mama Pass It On Rick's Dating Game Comedy of Kenny & Pappy Lowered Expectations: Denise Toby Braga MADtv Classic: Woody Allen Action Flick Close-Pat/Shaq dance

Gus Opening-Sandra Bernhard G.I. Jackson Cholestra Vancome Rescue Sandra's Superstar Kit DEF Jam MLK NBT & A Ta Vare Sandra Bernhard Monologue

Anjelah Johnson gets too into her role as Bon Qui Qui; Sumbrella (Howard) gets into crime scene investigation; a Walking Dead cliffhanger stretches out the suspense to ridiculous levels; Bon Qui Qui (Johnson) returns to King Burger; Empire parody featuring Justin Timberlake (John Barinholtz), Adele (Davison), and Ariana Grande (Craig), trying to sign with Empire Records while putting up with the inside drama at the studio; Amir K rents out Adam Ray's, Carlie Craig's, and Michelle Ortiz's dressing rooms; a half-fish Kardashian sister (Davison) is introduced on Keeping Up with the Kardashians; a cooking show for stoners; a parody of $100,000 Pyramid; Bon Qui Qui plugs Homegirl Security.

A crisis group centered on people who were injured while being saved by The Flash; Will Sasso and Bobby Lee play crazy ex-boyfriends; The Bachelor in Paradise shows indiscriminate hook-ups and a spreading herpes infection; Adam Ray needs a translator for the female cast members shortened slang; a wine steward (Ray) steals a man's girlfriend; Jeremy D. Howard reads his Yelp reviews; another installment of Iran's Hollywood Minute; Bernie Sanders (Michael) becomes KFC's new Colonel Sanders.

Show Open: Kathy Griffin Dr. Phil: On Today's Show: #806 Coldplay Video: #905 House Call: #1101 Mofaz: The Prom: #924 Kathy talks about Michael's dark side. Sean Gidcomb: Supply Closet: #1007 Head of the Family: #412 Kathy talks about Stuart. Stuart Next Door: #914 Moment of Truth: #1314 Michael returns to the MADtv stage for the first time since leaving. Michael tells the audience that the creation of Stuart was inspired by his former career of being a kindergarten teacher. Kathy asks how Michael felt to be canned from the show after 10 seasons for being "difficult". Michael and Kathy thank everyone for watching the show.

Political sketches and parodies are highlighted. Featured: Nicole Parker as Sarah Palin; Keegan-Michael Key as Barack Obama; Erica Ash as Michelle Obama; Bobby Lee as John McCain; and Arden Myrin as Cindy McCain.

Opening: Obama and McCain Introduce Season 14 The Johnny Gan Show: Late Night Show Audition The Hills: New Roommate - Anita Eugene HNL Struthers: Jerry O'Connell The Hills: New Roommate - Alison So You Think You Can Dance: President's Edition Music Video: Jerry O'Connell - John Edwards: "Viva La Cheata" The Hills: New Roommate - Caress Coach Hines: Sex Talk Red Carpet Segment: Arden at the FOX Eco Show MADtv Extras: "HNL Bloopers" MADtv Extras: "The Hills - Deleted Scene" Closing: The Hills Extra: New Roommate - Anita

Sketches: Grey's Anatomy with House M.D, Great Moments in African-American History with Flavor Flav, The Ellen Degeneres Show Ugly Betty, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Gwen Stefani Video.

Gabmore Girls expedia.com Fake Sponsors Mrs. Campbell: The Apprentice The Kim Jong-Il Show Stuart: Next Door Aries' Vocal Tips The Bride Of Funkenstein Chrysler Drive & Love Encore: Senator Debate (#804) Ruben Studdard Performs ""What Is Sexy"" Close: The Bride Of Funkenstein Outtakes

Kenny Rogers Concert 7th heaven Yes, Noah Marvin Tikvah - Car Dealership America's Song Fox Nighttime Forever Furniture Drama Queens 101 The Vagina Monologues (Mad TV Encore) Talking to the Audience

Oscar Medley Crouching Cops/Hidden Badges Andy Griffith 2001 Lorraine in Hollywood The Other Oscars Men Mars Women Venus Cybill Hell Almost Famous 2 with Patrick Fugit Real Castaway Encore - Wizard of Oz Lost Footage (#519)

State Farm Insurance commercial parody where drivers summon their insurance agents during awkward moments; Debra Wilson and Aries Spears return; suicide hotline callers (K, Lewis & Ortiz) are plagued with calls from people who think the hotline is for spoilers about the movie Suicide Squad; an updated version of The Cosby Show centers on Bill Cosby's sexual misconduct; a ghetto court stenographer named Sumbrella (Howard) complicates a slip and fall case; Belma Buttons (Spears) and Tovah McQueen (Wilson) return for another installment of Reality Check where they call out Megyn Kelly (Craig); Octavia Spencer (Lewis) appears on an Iranian talk show; Jeff Goldblum (Michael) rambles his way through a grocery store commercial; sexual tension brews between Oprah Winfrey (Wilson) and her friend Gayle King (Lewis) during a WeightWatchers commercial.

Dora the Explorer (Ortiz) ventures to Las Vegas where she ends up at a strip club; Kim Jong-Un (Bobby Lee) joins the #RichKidsOfBeverlyHills on E!'s latest reality show; MTV's Flow welcomes a rapper whose lyrics aren't hardcore; Donald Trump (Michael) creates Trump Elementary and nearly makes out with his daughter, Ivanka (Craig); Jamiele Hall (Lewis) gets hit on by Tank (Lee); an Amish woman (Davison) is the entertainment at a bachelor party; a man from India (Amir K) struggles with baseball announcer banter; Bernie Sanders (Michael) fumbles with his new SmartPhone.

Happy News Network Michael Jackson Infomercial Wannabe Grilling-Featuring Brian Austin Green Rude Lady Spy Vs Spy-Hair Dryer Davey and The Son of Goliath The Instigator Sports Injury Coffee House Don Martin-Beach Ball Boy Good Cop Bad Cop All About Whoopi-Featuring Whoopi Goldberg Don Martin-Tee Pee guy UBS Wake Odds and Evens: The Movie Disruptive Waitress

Ike Barinholtz meets Amir K and Piotr Michael and shows them secret compartments hiding booze, pills, and a feral Bobby Lee; Bobby Lee shows Ike Barinholtz their new child; a deranged woman known as Princess Polly (Craig) works the parking lot of a Disneyland-esque theme park; James Bond (Ray) gets rescued by The Blind Kung-Fu Master (Lee); a look at the Rio 2016 Olympics; Ike and Bobby go on Shark Tank; Lyric Lewis invites Idina Menzel (Ortiz) and Kristen Chenoweth (Craig) onstage to sing the national anthem; overly-sensitive millennials (Ortiz, K, Lewis, and Ray) host a college talk show called Safe Space and Melissa McCarthy (Davison) calls them out on their behavior; a third-grade teacher (Davison) has a solution to bullying in her classroom.

Open - Howard Stern Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets Meatbeaters Marvin Tikvah's Workout Cop on the Beat JC Penny Cookin' with Kenny and James Rocket Revengers The Survivor MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet Trina at the Ob/Gynie Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (221)

Wraparound #1 Spishak: Limbo G.I. Jew Wraparound #2 Cabana Chat: Howie Long Wraparound #3 A Pack of Gifts Now G.I. Junkie/G.I. Janitor Wraparound #4 Juice Pigs: Xmas Dreams Klumps Xmas Wraparound #5 Mexican Wrestling Theater Wraparound #6 Antonia: Xmas Hannukah Wraparound #7 Corky & the Juice Pigs: Omen

Suppositurkey The Love Titanic Lowered Expectations: Swan I Furious George (from #217) Chelsea Big John's Shirts Guys Love That Lowered Expectations: Swan II Planet of the Vancomes Parker Sisters UBS Xmas Party Lowered Expectations: Swan III

Lowered Expectations-Dave Ken Norton Jr. Opening Organ Donors Disruptive Principal Lowered Expectations-Phil Navajo Football League Don Martin-Water-skiing Tyson vs. Barty Hard to Oppress Vud Light--Mob Spy Vs Spy-Funland Happy Happy Storytime Lady Lowered Expectations-Orlando Tapeworm Monologue Don Martin-Fat Freak Math Made Easy Monologue-Dave Foley Vud Light-Devil Imaginary Friends Spy Vs Spy-Torpedo Duck, Duck, Goose

Match Game gets a political, modern-day update hosted by Alec Baldwin (Ray); Mo Collins' Lorraine returns to annoy a gym trainer; new album recorded by a diabetic R&B singer (Howard); Donald Trump (Michael) and Hillary Clinton (Nicole Sullivan) sing a duet about the insanity and improbability of both of them running for U.S. President; an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon includes Ariana Grande (Craig) and Pitbull (Ray) playing knife games with Fallon (Michael) for charity; Donald Trump (Michael) spouts off on Confessions of a Terrifically Huge Mind; Talking Dead gets recursive with nested spin-offs; Darlene McBride (Sullivan) returns with her FOX News Car Karaoke special; Arnold Schwarzenegger (Michael) does a PSA against steroids.

LAPD Correct Nicole's Room Quantum Dream Team Powerbook #1: Newt Don Martin- Ice Cube Boy Virtual Homeless Bryan's Monologue Pick Up and Delivery Spy Vs Spy-Gorilla Phil's Monologue Crimson Tide 2 Post Office Massacre Powerbook #4: Snoop Don Martin-Frog Legs New Neighbors Mary's Monologue Air Guitar Store Spy Vs Spy-Train Powerbook #2: McVeigh

O.J. Video Bloopers Leevis Diaper That's My White Mama 2 In Your Ear #1 In Your Ear #2 Lethal Talkin' For Your Files Only-Featuring Claudia Schiffer Spy Vs Spy-Monkey Business Homegirl Surgeons-Featuring Kim Coles Leevis-Birthmark Intimidation Commercial Leevis-Nuts Valedictorian

X-News #1 International Coffee-Hangover Ozark Singled Out Dole Commercial Casino Man International Coffee-Ripped Off X-News #2 Doctor's Visit Insanely Disappointed International Coffee-Kidnapping X-News #3 Survival Weekend Spy Vs Spy-Slam Dunk The Big Game

Cotton Swabs Heart Pops Martin Spy Vs Spy-Magnet Nail Poetry Class Menace II High Society Don Martin-Tennis Rescue 911 Gordy Lane Spy Vs Spy-Kill Command Crisis Center Hitman Needy Guy Instant Personality Dog

Snoop Dogg/Pharell video: ""Smokin' Too Much Pot"" Hallmark #1 Stuart: Moving On Hallmark #2 Lorraine Goes Bowling Hallmark #3 Lillian Verner Game Show 5 Houseguest Felicia Screwup News Close-Stuart Outtakes

Extreme Makeover Deluxe Edition FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #1 Dot: Psychological Evaluation FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #2 Ms. Swan: Valentine Candy Frank & Ike at Super Bowl Media Day The Brightlings III Union Strike Close-FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #3

The More You Know 1 Denzel's Cable The More You Know 2 Doctor Wal Mart Mannequin Trial Bunifa Todos en la Familia (Mad TV Encore) The Rosie Show The Winleys

H90210 Mark & Sammy #1 He Got Gay Nuts Mark & Sammy #2 Donnie & Marie #1 Just Between Us Girls Sir Donnie & Marie #2 Judge Magic Mark & Sammy #3 Pudding Problem Donnie & Marie #3 MADClassic: South Parknuts Spy Vs. Spy: Monkey Business Mark & Sammy - Empty Stage

Lowered Expectations-Folk Singer Vista Card-Militia Dr. Goodwrench Spy Vs Spy-Rock Drop Memory Power XXX Files Lowered Expectations-Danza Your Cheatin' Head Don Martin--Chemistry Set Jim Carrey School of Acting Lowered Expectations-Bubble Ron Vancome Lady Hostage Negotiator Sick of It That's How They Get You Quality Time Foreign Psychiatrist

Nicole Sullivan and Will Sasso welcome the new cast members, who say a demonic prayer to help them get through the first episode; CNN presents a political version of The Newlywed Game featuring Bill and Hillary Clinton vs. Donald and Melania Trump rather than a legitimate debate, which depresses Wolf Blitzer; Dora the Explorer explores the seedy side of Los Angeles; Elizabeth Warren upstages Hillary Clinton during a campaign speech; a couple can't keep up with a Game of Thrones recap; Kenny Rogers appears on The Bachelorette's landmark 56th season; HBO First Look goes behind the scenes of an animated reboot of Cinderella featuring the vocal "talents" of Nicki Minaj, Steve Buscemi, Penelope Cruz, Lena Dunham, Kristen Stewart, Tony Danza, and Tracy Morgan; a woman's veteran ex-boyfriend becomes a lounge singer and sings about how she abandoned him and his daughter; Ned Stark from Game of Thrones runs for President in 2016 and makes lewd comments about his daughter.

Casting MADtv/Cast Open Vud #1-Tongue Vancome Lady- Make-up Counter Ice Cube/Ice-T Video News Report 911 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Don Martin- Camping Nicole's Monologue Gump Fiction Spike Lee Red Devil Ham Kato Tells All Poison Dave's Monologue Spy Vs Spy- Pogo Stick Second Hand Cancer Debra's Monologue MacDumpsters Don Martin- Out of Gas Artie's Monologue Deep Stain Nine Vud #2- Watch Out

Sketches include ""Life With Buffer,"" ""Highagain,"" ""Boxing Corner,"" ""#1-Hair,"" ""P.R.,"" ""Spy Vs Spy--Umbrella,"" ""Boxing Corner #2-Makeup,"" ""Vancome Lady ER,"" ""Lying,"" ""Boxing Corner #3-Birthday,"" ""Woody Allen Action Flick,"" ""Sex Therapist,"" ""Dennis Rodman PSA,"" ""Family Feed,"" ""Republican Gladiators,"" ""Don Martin-Fisherman,"" ""Advice,"" ""Other White Meat,"" ""Spy Vs Spy-Sewer Chase""

Spishak Maxi Pad Opening--Host: Jack Wagner Cabana Chat Hockey Mother of Mercy First Day Pre-Teen Debate Spy Vs. Spy Embassy Dr. Kevorkian's 100th Customer Monologue--Taylor Negron The Minors Don Martin--Fancy Restaurant

Coffee and Donuts Ink Blot Lowered Expectations-Rick #1 That's My White Mama Terms of Imprisonment Lowered Expectations-Rick #2 Dream Stealer Joel and Connie: Small Claims Lowered Expectations-Rick #3 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Assembly Eddie Murphy Audition Monologue-Dave Higgins Gohhar and Hagop Don Martin-Assembly Line Lowered Expectations-Rick #4

Conference Call IZM-Paris Krishna Rock Lowered Expectations-Mary Urine Monologue Affirmative Crips Got Urine? Don Martin-Beach Shovel Larry King Gone Mad Lowered Expectations-Artie IZM-Torture When Harry Met Willy Lowered Expectations-Nicole IZM-Drug Deal Celibacy Backstage Spy Vs Spy-Log Jam

Titanic Happy Meal Opening - Pam Grier Swan Files 20/20 Cabana Chat: Pam Grier Roadkill Lunchmeat Power Press Corky & the Juice Pigs: Phone Sex Girls Negro Justice League Lowered Expectations: Susan Whitfield The Susan Whitfield Show Lowered Expectations: Mrs. Barone Sportscasters Spy Vs. Spy Embassy #2 Closing - Pam Grier

Kenny Country Broaster I Love Lucy '97 Lowered Expectations: Eddie Murphy Rod Shaft Erascism 12 Angry Men & a Vancome Lady Eisner Intros. and Sex Toy Story Eyewitness Swan II Lowered Expectations: Rui Peranio Ebonic Pyramid

Easy to Assemble Wonder Rake 5000 Vancome Lady-Dept. Store Santa Fruitcake Vs Santa Spy Vs Spy-Plunger Raging Rudolph College Advisor The X-mas That Santa Forgot The Bank Monologue-Pauly Shore Donut Shop Happy Go Lucky Phil Last Call Spy Vs Spy-Tank Bomb

Stress US Commercial Clintfeld Knowledge Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti Door Handicapped Toilet Police The Go-Between Get Smarty Improv Don Martin-Brick Layers Mafia Management Monologue-Andy Kindler Spy Vs Spy-Fleas Line of Duty Emotional Prostitute Don Martin-Cake Machine Mime Psychiatrist

Candidate #1 The Presidents of the United States Commercial Lounge Lawyer Spy Vs Spy-Macaroni Factory Office Window Don Martin-Civil War Window of the Soul Candidate #2 I Could Do That The Presidents of the United States Performance-""Lump"" Candidate #3 Time Manager Spy Vs Spy-Lab Fly Big Game Dan Take a Letter

Bobby Asks for Forgiveness Beware of Goblins #1-2 eHarmony #1-2 HNS Late Night Fave 5 #1-3 Dictionary Words #1-3 24 with Cheech and Chong Sundance Channel Dan's Classy Ladies Flirty Sanchez MADtv Extras #1-3 Arden Closes

Open-Ellen and Anne Yule Blazers A Very Rusty Christmas #1 Swan-Sharpest Image A Very Rusty Christmas #2 Paul Timberman's Xmas Workshop A Very Rusty Christmas #3 Stuart Christmas Pageant Old Man Sasso-Christmas I Know What You Did Last Christmas A Vancome Carol A Very Magic Kwanzaa Close-Nicole

KISS Open/Vancome Swan Halloween KISS Action Figures Mad-O-Ween #1 Kenny Duets Mad-O-Ween #2 Mad-O-Ween #3 Stuart Halloween Mad-O-Ween #4 KISS My Parents Mad-O-Ween #5 KISS Vs. Michael Mad-O-Ween Epilogue Li'l Nestor

Teepee Condoms Opening - Halle Berry Funky Walker: Halle Berry Lowered ExpectationsSteven Seagal Parker Sisters: Interns Davey & Goliath: Pet Cemetary Antonia: Heart Attack Awards Show Dead Beat Spishak: Pictures Entrance To Ecstacy Close - Halle Berry

That Was Me South Parknuts Antonia: Airport Window of the Soul Lucy II Celebrity Funeral: David Boreanaz This Close Waving His Thing Loud Restaurant Art Party Close - David Boreanaz

El Chevito Opening - Contest Winners Scrint! Cabana Chat: Phyllis Diller Spice Girl Auditions: Inbred Spice Corky & the JP: Too Fat to Rock & Roll Grace Under the Influence Spice Girls Auditions: Swan Tea N A Spice Girls Auditions: Diller Spice Girls Auditions: Sideshow Spice Beer Tucker N Perez Contest Winners Sketch

Kenny's Ice Cream Parlor Opening - Jerry Springer Swantonia Jerry Springer Show Caroline in the City Clops III Vancome at Heaven's Gate Hulk Lowered Expectations: Jerry Springer Andy Griffith '98 The Day Joe Told Off His Boss Close - Jerry Springer

Paul Timberman's Workshop Olsen Twins Allergy Taste Test David Duchovny Live! Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Hot Squat Hombre"" Funky Walker: Mark Hamill Darlene McBride: Valentine's Album Mass Suicide Talkin' American: Alanis Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Skateboard"" Home Birthing Video Movie Buffs Spy Vs. Spy - Bulletproof

Kenneth Starr Spice Girls Hunt Opening Eracists: Stand Off Claylien Resurrection Spice Girls Hunt #1 Coffee Guy: Exam Catwoman Spice Girls Hunt #2 Antonia: Suicide Hotline Spice Girls Hunt #3 Evangelista's Market Spy Vs. Spy: Microphone Savante: Career Day Mexican Wrestler's Theater: Mockingbird

Lando Calrisian: Exotic Massage Rosie Show w/ Barbara Streisand Barbara's Sex Tapes Rosie Show w/ B.S. Vancome: Guidance Counselor Emotional Lawyer Anti-Depressercise Fiona Apple video Dinosaur Dan Anti-Depressercize: Tony Little Mind Reader Drowsamine German Tourist (Dweezil & Ahmet) Spy Vs. Spy: Mirror over Fireplace (from #208)

Spishak: Baby Blaster Talkin' American: Howard Stern Weekend at Tupac's Wonderful Zone of Disney Lean Bulime - Daisy Fuentes Funeral Songs Buffy the Umpire Slayer Funky Walker: Gilbert Gottfried Rangers Spy Vs. Spy - Headphones Sick Sloppy Crush Don Martin - Fancy Restaurant

Fun with the Chads Man in the Mirror Lowered Expectations: Antonia Charlie Newell Will Yell At Your Kids Talkin' American Jerry Clayvin Telethon #1 T.G.I. Saturdays Lowered Expectations: James Brown Jerry Clayvin Telethon #2 Antonia & James Coffee Lover Tour Jerry Clayvin Telethon #3 Get Yo Ass Outta Bed Today Show Spy Vs. Spy - Spaghetti

Darlene McBride Liar Liar II Juice Pigs: REMember Dennis Miller: Police Negotiator The Klumps The Rosie Show Accounting with Milton Cladwell #1 Cops in Hollywood Accounting #2 Accounting #3 Juice Pigs: Burn Victim Girl Chevrad

O.J. Plates When We Knew... Calvin Klein Ad#1 Stop Smoking #1 Oprah Winfrey Swimming Pool Stop Smoking #2 Vague Calvin Klein Ad#2 Stop Smoking #3 Clueless of the Lambs Monologue-Dana Gould Don Martin-Harp Fall Nicole's Monologue Movie Trailer Party of Five-Nicole's Visit Spy Vs Spy-Slinky Debbie Dander-Seminar Training Calvin Klein #3 Spy Vs Spy-Sunbeam

Sketches include ""Phone Sex"", ""A.D.D. Girl"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole"", ""Outing Dummy"", ""Psychic Cop"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang"", ""Debra and Debbie"", ""Racism Vs Spam"", ""First to a Million"", ""Don Martin- Wish Bone"", ""Apollo the 13th"", ""Phil's Mulatto Monologue"", ""Don Martin- Blow Up Girl"", ""Cookin' With Sherry"", ""Circus Guy"", ""Homeland Improvement"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman"", ""Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone""

Open-Bunifa Urge-Away My Gay Dad Fired Up Rubberman CLOPS IV-All new CLOPS Coffee Guy: Starstrucks Kenny's Testicle Exam Rocket Revengers-Super German Tammany-the Date MADtv Classic-Klumps Spy vs. Spy: Ants Close-Will

Open-Jesse Ventura Head of the Family Comedy of Steven Seagal Saturnology Shaunda-Ladies Room Comedy of Keanu Reeves Riggs & Murtaugh-Hospital Dawson's Crib Bris-O-Tine At home with Ellen and Anne MADtv Classic: Swantonia Sally Kowalski-Sports Bar Close-Aries

Needy Evie Epidemic '98 Tonight Show w/ LaToya Surprise Lowered Expectations: Needy Evie Farrah/Farrakhan Chris Rock The Power of Ellen Corn on the Cop Spy Vs. Spy: Karate Autopsy Lowered Expectations: Harvey Route 666

Marv Albert Song Opening-Carmen Electra Batman V Bwisk Ad Cabana Chat - Pregnant! You Got That From Me Coffee Guy Salt N Pepa & Rick Flimstones Sabrina Spy Vs. Spy - Guillotine

Steven Seagal's America Virtual Hills UBS Stud Lorraine Runner #1 Dick Van Dyke '98 Omni Bowl Lorraine Runner #2 Stuart Gets Lost MADClassic: Dentist in a Box Lorraine Runner #3 Spy Vs. Spy - Embassy

Bob Dole Strong Arm Opening--Host: Christina Applegate X-News #1 Schizophrenic Jeopardy That's My White Mama--White Boy Action Jackson X-News #2 Two Mouthy Chicks Spy Vs. Spy--3 Pigs Time Machine Snoop Doggy-Dogg's Vegas Act X-News #3 Peed

Episode 1417: MADtv Series Finale on Fox: Fred Willard hosts the "MADtv Gives Back" telethon, and introduces character favorites Oprah Winfrey, Lorraine, Miss Swan, and Kenny Rogers, Sopranos, Obama Video, Johnny Gan, Stuart Montage Clip Package, Nacho at the Phone Bank, Wizard of Oz Lost Episode, Telethon Wrap Up, Coors Commercial

MADtv Episode 1416: Andy Griffith 2009, Bobby's Last Try, Anthony King#1: New Hearing Aid, Anthony King #2: New Cereal, Sesame Street: Billy's Story, Anthony King #3: Olive Garden, Fave 5: The Hulk, Jessica Simpson, and Matthew McConaghey, Coach Hines: Final Straw, Nacho at the Earth Day Rally, Gym Desk Clerk

MADtv Episode 1415: The Tagger, Witness Performance, New Everlasting Love, Johnny Gan Game Show, VMW Commercial, AVN Awards, Ribbon Cutting, Automated Service, Cottage Life: Springtime, Sounds Like the 70's and 80's, Johnny Gan Game Show Outtakes

Spring Breaking News: CNN's "The Situation Room" provides coverage on spring break 2009. Thundercloud Spring Break Open: Eddie Thundercloud compares Native American spring break traditions to modern college spring break. New Everlasting Love: Parody of E-Harmony dating commercials.

Show Open: Jerry Springer's Dysfunctional Family Daughter of Legends #1-2 What Would YOU Do? #1-3 Tafari Jones Workplace Reggae #1-2 Happy Women's Day from MADtv Hanibana #1-2 Today Show Money Saving Tips #1-2 Luann Lockhart's Date #1-2 MADtv Out-takes: Hanibana, Money Saving Tips Final Thought With Jerry Springer Show Close: Nicole Parker and Cast

Bobby Lee plays matchmaker with his castmates and revisits his alter ego, the Blind Kung Fu Master. Also "Al Pacino" and "Robert DeNiro" play sweetheart cops on MADtv.

MADtv's Best of Holiday Sketches Spectacularly Special Spectacular: CHRISTMAS WRAP, ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, THE REINFATHER, TICKLE ME EMO, ROOFTOP MEMORIES, STUART: MALL SANTA, ALL STAR XMAS SPECTACULAR, FROSTY, APRIL'S CHRISTMAS, SAW 4: JINGLE HELL

MADtv 1408: I'm More Wizer, Show Open: Thunder Cloud Gives Thanks, New Action Movie, Financial Tips, Batman, Amazing Race, Coffee Twins: Joke Steal, Power, Show Close

Episode #1407: Kitchen Nightmares, New Music, Kitchen Nightmares Tag, Nacho at the Bank, Lap Dancing with the Stars, Serena, Lap Dancing with the Stars 2, Nacho at the Bank Tag, Guitar Hero World Tour, Bae Sung: Half-time Show, A Brittle Brit British, Lap Dancing with the Stars tag, Show Close

Episode #1405: I Love Lucy 2008, Johnny's Secret Open, Weight Smashers, Real Talk Condi, Celebrity Wedding Videographer, Farhid, Flirty News, Helga's View, Uncle Ed: Airport, Speech Writer

Eric Violette: "The Credit Card Song" Dr. Phil: The Spears Family Spin Up! 24 with Bobby Lee: Dave Navarro Fave 5: Oprah Winfrey Coach Hines: Paintball Massacre Fave 5: Simon Cowell Castmate Elimination Show Grand Theft Auto - The Board Game Sesame Street: Economic Depression Fave 5: Beyonce Luann Lockhart: The Return Commercial: Feed the Babies Closing: Keegan & Cast/Coach Hines Outtakes

Albanian Idol Show Open: The New and Improved Bobby Lee Dominic Monaghan's Lost Video Response: Star Wars Stories Johnny Gan: Tching Ling! Fake Commercial: G-Mobile's Phone 5 #1 Fake Commercial: G-Mobile's Phone 5 #2 Nacho Hernandez: Viva la Vote! Fake Commercial: G-Mobile's Phone 5 #3 New Fantasy Film Paul's Final Interview Fake Commercial: Ray's Chain-Link Fences Show Close: Arden Myrin and Cast/Dominic Monaghan's Lost out-takes

The Pussycat Dolls: Girlicious Political Smear Ad: John McCain Political Smear Ad: Barack & Hillary Kim Jong-Il & Friends: "Yes, I Can" Mannequin vs. Mannequin Moment of Truth: Maury & Connie Fun with Still Images: VCR Repair Shop #1 Fun with Still Images: VCR Repair Shop #2 Melvin Dufrane: Police Report The Rude Jew Mattress Store Fashion Surprise! Eat Less, Move More Melvin Dufrane: Police Report Fun with Still Images: VCR Repair Shop #3

Snoop Dogg: "Sensible Deduction" Opening: Final Four (of Flag Dancing) Keeping Up with the Kardashians Inside Looking Out: Obama Songs Attitudes and Feelings: Ping-Pong Showdown One and a Million HNL: Hugh Laurie Wing Woman: Kat Von D HNL: Chris Evans Gotcha! Squad: Pint- Journalist Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings HNL: Cedric the Entertainer Closing: Jordan & Cast

Juno II Show Open: Barrack Obama & Oprah O Minnesota Governor Aaron Castel Resigns Animation: Fun With Clip Art Celebrity Rehab: Introduction Celebrity Rehab: New Arrival The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Hillary Clinton American Idol: Red Carpet-Top 12 Race Ghost The Cameraman With a Beard Ghost REALsports with Bryant Gumbel: Roger Clemens Celebrity Rehab: Talent Show Show Close: Bobby Lee & Cast/The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Outtakes

BBC News Parody Women's Murder Club #1 Claymation Auditions-Monsters Bobby Lee Vs. the Wild Women's Murder Club #2 A Simple Misunderstanding Claymation Auditions-Superheroes Women's Murder Club #3 The Rice and Beans Tour Part VI MADtv encore: The John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper MADtv classic: Sean's Going-Away Party Show Close: Bobby Lee Vs. the Wild Outtakes

Hannah Montana Drug Party Eddie Thundercloud: Illegal Immigration Crista and Bobby's Triatholon Eddie Thundercloud: Iraq War Johnny Gan's Oscar Movie Guesses Eddie Thundercloud: Medical Insurance Fairview Fire Report Knock Knock Negroes MADtv Encore: Aren't Asian's Great? (#1214) Rice and Beans Tour Part V MADtv Encore: Holly Meadow Estates Crime Watch Meeting (#1104) Show Close: Knock Knock Negroes Outtakes

MADtv Fake Music Video Black Friend 24 Parody Claymation: Auditions I-Chemistry Bobby Lee Auditions for Dragon Hunter II Video Game Prison Break Fake Commercial Fantastico de la Television! Criss Angel Mind Freak: Flavor Flav MADtv Encore: A Helping Hand (#1117) Chinese Toy Inspector Claymation: Auditions II-Fight Scene Sista Revolution: Alphabetology of Love Rice and Beans Tour Part IV Claymation: Auditions III-Love MADtv Classic: Stuart Gets New Shoes (#906) Show Close: Chinese Toy Inspector Outtakes

MADtv Fake Song Performance By Hillary Clinton: Under Barrack Obama (parody of Under My Umbrella,) Show Open: Arden Myrin Presents New Featured Played Dan Oster, Coach Hines Q & A Session Disaster, The Rice and Beans Tour Part 3: Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez at the Titanic Museum, Kathy Griffin's Life On the D-List Deleted Scenes: Kathy Griffin and Michael McDonald go to Iraq, King Burger: Rude Girl, MADtv Fake Commercial: The New A.T.& T., Rude Wife Is Finally Told Off, MADtv Presents Last Comic Standing Winner Jerry Ortell, Show Close: Bobby Lee.

The 300th Episode: Whitney Houston's Back On MadTv, Show Open: Michael McDonald and Keegan Michael Key Salute the Dummy, Lorraine Wins a Trip, Nicole Parker Brings Mo Collins Onstage, Jordan Peele Backstage Confidential with Debra Wilson, The Getcha' Gotcha' Squad, The Rice and Beans Tour Part 2 with Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez, Keeping On Top of the Kids, MadTv Presents Stand-Up Comic Steven Byrne, MadTv Encore: Raging Rudolph, Show Close: Special Thanks to Mo Collins and Debra Wilson.

MadTv Fake Song: iScrewed, Show Open: Keegan Michael Key and Christa Flanagan discuss her bloody Hannah Montannah experience, Commercial Comparison in Stereotypes, Backstage With Joey Fatone: Discovering the History of the Music Box Theater, Hollywood Lip Service, Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez on the Rice and Beans Tour, Newest Cast Member Anjelina Johnson Properly Introduces Herself, The Rise and Fall of Airway to Heaven, MadTv Fake Performance with Airway to Heaven, Show Close: Michael McDonald.

Britney Spears Sings at MadTv's New Home, the Music Box Theater; Show Open: Bobby Lee and Michael McDonald; Backstage with Carlos Mencia 1 & 2; Bobby Lee's 24 with Carlos Mencia; Dream Date with Master Chief of Halo 3; Sad Fiddy Cent: I Don't Want to Be Sad No More; Dateline: To Catch a Sexual Predator; New Castmember Johnny Sanchez Properly Introduces Himself; Backstage with Carlos Mencia 3; Arden Myrin Helps Family Guy Celebrate it's 100th Episode Party; Dateline: Catching Master Chief In the Act; Show Close: Christa Flanagan and Cast.

MadTv's Most Wanted: In this episode, regular castmember Michael McDonald with special guest star Susan Sarandon take a look at some of the best loved MadTv characters to appear in the show. The sketches are as follows: Swan of Hearts, The Coach Hines Half Time Show, Vancome Casino Lady, Bae Sung Auto Craze, Dot Goddard Little Miss Pretty, Stuart Moving Day, & Lorraine At College.

I Want My MadTv. Online gossip columnist Perez Hilton using his research from the Internet, uses previous clips from past episodes of MadTv to show us the best of pop-culture parodies. The segments include: Kenny Rogers Jackass; Bomb, Bomb, Bomb; Nicole and K-Fed Give Thanks; Memoirs of a Geisha; I'm Beautiful; T.R.L.: Emcee Esher; Apple Presentation: The iRack; and Tickle Me Emo.

Survivor MadTv: Special Guest Star Jeff Probst hosts a special on the best MadTv prime-time parodies ever. The parodies include: Survivor Cook Islands (all four segments); I Love Lucy 2, Lucy Meets Prince; The Honeymooners 2003; The Andy Griffith Show Meets Hannibal Lecter; P.A.X. Presents The Sopranos; Phantom of the Oprah; Montel Chilliams; and Clops III.

How MadTv Ruined My Life: Special Guest Star Jerry Springer and his T.V. audience take series regular Nicole Parker and using various clips from the past seven years of the show, try to reveal to her how the show has supposedly ruin people's lives. Clips include The Wizard of Oz Lost Footage; Batteries Not Included; The Zapruder Home Movies; It's a Football Thing; It's Getting Hot In Here; Big Bird Gets the Bird Flu and Brian's Secret Skill. Other shorts included (but are not part of the Jerry Springer showcase) are: Brown; John Madden Demonstrates Ace Power Tools on Valentines Day and the R. U. 486 Birth Control Pill Fake Commercial.

Sketches: Season Ending Cliffhangers, Blind Kung Fu Master vs Galvadahl, King Henry Fast Food, Coach Hines High School Prom, Church Roast, Tori McLachlan Graduation Song, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Astroman vs Killbrain the Fury Car Dealership.

Show Open: Cinco De Mayo Celebrated; Survivor Holy War #1 & #2; Scrubs parody; Seasonil Period Control Commercial Parody; House Promo Parody; Bobby Lee & Jordan Peele Make a Deordorant Commercial With Tito Ovitz; Britney and K-Fed go to Divorce Court; V.H.1's Best Mom Ever; Survivor Holy War #3; Discussing Politics With Barrack Obama; Tank At the California Speedway With Carl Edwards; MadTv Fake Performance: Sissy Felony Jackson; Show Close: Jordan Peele In Extreme Pain After the Commercial.

Ellen DeGeneres: I'll Kiss a Girl Show Open: Arden and Keegan debate the Show's Open E-Harmony Parody #1 The Chicago White Sox Manager: Not Raised In America E-Harmony Parody #2 Bobby and Johnny promote the Rice & Beans Energy Bar The Chicago White Sox Manager: Insults a Blind Man E-Harmony Parody #3 Audrina Patridge brings drama to MADtv King Burger Advertises The Dark Knight Toys The Sundance Channel interrupted by Fox News Reports Chris Rose Interviews the Brett Favre Fan-Club Presidents MADtv Extras: King Burger Deleted Scene, Chris Rose Interview Deleted Scene, I'll Kiss a Girl Alternative versions Show Close: Keegan and Cast

Chevrad Opening--Host: Ice-T Dolemite Debate Blow It Out Your Hole Cabana Chat Don Martin: Chiropractor Regis & Kathy Lee No Sweat The Bruce Aint Gay Show Free Pizza Ice-T Performance Spy Vs. Spy--Phone Gun Frank Gifford Outtakes

Playin' Opening--Host: Kim Coles Helpful Hand Insurance Substitute Teacher Spy Vs. Spy--Cats Cradle Turner Family Classics:Little Red Riding Hood Vancome Lady --Betty Ford Sex Toy Story Golden Souls Tan Don Martin-Balloon Head Turner Family Classics:Goldilocks Joel & Connie--Birds and Bees Turner Family Classics:3 Little Pigs The Visit Rabbit Frenzy

Opening--Host: Harry Connick Jr. UBS Vs Sped-Ex The Greatest Action Story Ever Told Cabana Chat Spy Vs Spy-Karate The Reinfather Harry Connick Jr. Song--""Must Have Been Old Santa Claus"" Vancome Lady Christmas Pageant Granny's Liver Harry Connick Jr. Song--""This Guy's in Love With You""

Prison Opening--Host: Tommy Davidson Recording Session Never a Bride Where's Cecil? CD Promo Babyman Switch Your Ride The General Cheese The Ladies Room Monologue--Tom Kenney Al Casdy-Self Confidence Training Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti

I Do Opening--Host: David Faustino Hot for Teacher Welcome Home Tea 'N' A Lil Miss Adorable Helpful Hand Gangsta Meat Haven Day Off Breakin' Into the Biz Spy Vs. Spy--Guillotine

Gangsta Shop Quartet Opening--Host: L.L. Cool J En Vogue--Awards Manic Depressive Stripper C.L.O.P.S. Don't Talk To Me The Breakup Bossy Boss Miss Barone Spy Vs. Spy--Teatime Town Meeting

The Man Opening--Host: Queen Latifah Larry Parker Hospital Rick's New Friends Young Alanis The Mailbox Monologue--Queen Latifah Progressive Parenting Joe Don's New Job Grubbin' With Charlie Borrow Your Car Spy Vs. Spy--Microphone

Black History Minute Opening--Host Thomas Callabro Cha-Cha the Gorilla Discount Undertaker Furious George Stupid Anonymous Talking To Corky and the Juice Pigs Trial T.V. Dr. Flavin Manhunt Spy vs. Spy--Gallows

Unzipped-Isaac Mizrahi Opening--Host: Adam Arkin Mary Tyler Moore El Asso Wipo Kenny Kingston--O.J. O.J.: The Search Good Doc, Bad Doc UBS Charity Joel & Connie--College Lowered Expectations--ginger Snaps Monologue--Bob Marley Spy Vs. Spy--Ants

Sketches: Dr. Larry's Sleeping Pills, Abercrombie and Fitch: Blackercrombie, Inside Looking Out: Compact Discovery, Kurt Jones Buick Autoplex, Wheel of Fortune: Stacked, Goodnight America Late Night Tonight Show, Sanford and Son 2005.

Sketches: Taradise, Boston Legal, Jazzed For Crafts: Monster Truck Rally, Marvin Tikvah's Search for a Star, Coach Hines: Bus Ride, 24 with Bobby Lee: John Cena, Knobs, MADtv's on/the/DoWnLoaD.

The Witness Opening--Host: Neve Campbell Spishak Spishwax X-News #1 Dentist in a Box Republican Party of Five Dead McMahon Walking X-News #2 Church Choir X-News #3 Monologue--Craig Anton Airport Guy Spy Vs. Spy--Cactus

Under the Bed Opening--Host: Kevin McDonald Walls Mart #1 Shock Therapy in a Box Walls Mart #2 Annie Ho Walls Mart #3 UBS Date Spy Vs Spy--Headphones Vancome Lady Casino Bad Day Monologue--Kevin McDonald Home Video

Game Show Woman Opening--Host: Joe Rogan Be-Bitched Spy Vs Spy-Embassy 2 Cabana Chat The Raisinberg Trials Trick Question #1 Body Warmth Trick Question #2 The Dive Joel & Connie--The Affair

Lowered Expectations--Deidre Opening--Host: French Stewart Serenity Acres Talk Faster Nice-a Slice-a Pizza Cosmetic Surgeon in a Box Lowered Expectations--Sammy Hagar Cosby's Crib Make a Good Impression Spy Vs Spy--Mirror My Boyfriend the Bank Lowered Expectations--Kyle Serenity Acres

L'Arrogance Opening--Host: Andrea Martin Slang Gang Christian Groupies Drunk President L.A. Valet Downsizing Speckie the Speculum The Basement Spy Vs Spy-TNT Monologue--Andrea Martin

Whitney Houston Sings the National Anthem Gratorade Sleeping with Brian Bosworth Cocoa & LeBlanc The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #1 Vancome Lady--Locker Room Vud Bowl V Mr. Woogie Spy Vs Spy--Pool Table The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #2 Children's Letters to Dennis Rodman UBS Superbowl Party Monologue--Dom Irrera The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #3 The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #4

Lowered Expectations-Connie Opening--Host: Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Seatbelt Dance Calling Couple Employee of the Month Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Fork Where Do We Stand? Manuel Lowered Expectations--Benny Who'd A Thunk It? Monologue--Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Plastic Bag Angel Of Death Weblen Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Cape Una Guava Spy Vs Spy

Ebonics Address The Writer Beach Blanket Ebola Cabana Chat--Pauly Shore Test Pattern Trainee Suicide Note Lowered Expectations-Antonia Drunk on the Job Spy Vs. Spy-- Bullet Brigade Monologue-Pauly Shore Lowered Expectations--Betsy

Snoorfpk Opening--Host: Mark Curry Canoe Ike meets Ike When Babies Attack Monologue--Pablo Fransisco Kenny Kingston Show Guilt Ridden #1 Where Do They Get Those People? Spy Vs. Spy-- Air Attack Guilt Ridden #2 Never Say Die Guilt Ridden #3

Hell Date Opening--Host: Ryan Stiles Lex Jackson Perfect Match Sinbad Monologue--Ryan Stiles Toby Robbins Anya Apartment Visitor The Presentation Spy Vs. Spy--Brick Wall

Farrah Fawcett Body Brush Clinton Town Meeting Corky & the Juice Pigs: Dolphin Boy Leaving Metropolis Barry White Knight The Enforcers Hate Guy Stalling Bill Cosby Video Stockholm & Berger

Lowered Expectations: Rosie Swan Fu (remote) Swan Fu (live) Lowered Expectations: El Asso Wipo Dennis the Menace II Society Let it Die Something So Perfect Lowered Expectations: Vicky the Dog Girl Family Scene Corky & the JP: Pants Mother of Mercy Corky & the JP: Circus Freaks Darlene McBride's Mother's Day Special Other Woman Corky & the JP: Private Dancer

Show Open-Rick No Blacks on the TV Screen Politically Incorrect Slap Happy Stick Chicks Star Wars '99 Misadventure Father & Son Competition Bunifa at the Mall MAD Classic: CLOPS III Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack Show Close-Michael

X-News #1 Opening--Host: Rodney Dangerfield The R&B; Meeting Spy Vs Spy--Training Camp X-News #2 Suddenly Millenium Cabana Chat X-News #3 BBBBrack! Diet Steve 'n Roger

Windstorm Slingblade II Eyewitness Swan I Kwan #2 Smugglers Antonia: Word Association Spishak Soda #1 UBS on Strike Spishak #2 Funky Walker: Jennifer Love Hewitt Spishak #3

This Week in Latin History - Pinata Gap Troll Trial Bunifa on Regis Gay Mob Boss Lennox Lewis Runner #1 Lennox Lewis Runner #2 Mr. Graham/ Jane Pauley Pay Per View Francesco's Date Dot Com Encore-Rocket Revengers Excitocolor (514)

Christmas Tree Commercial Whitney & Bobby's Christmas How Winona Stole Christmas Santa's Helper April's Christmas Lorraine Goes Shopping Bible Dude Christmas Holiday Party Bon Jovi performs ""Bounce""

Olive Garden Boy Meets Goy Music Video: ""Consensual"" Sean the Freaky Floor Leader QVC Perry's Love Therapy MADtv at the Emmys Affleck Insurance Encore- Hooked on Phonics VG Close - Mo & Paul Red Carpet

Sketches: The Boob Whisperer, Only Vegas, FOX NFL Sunday, Dot Goddard America's First Thanksgiving, Camp Winnetonka, Juvenile Hall Break, Voyage of the Sailship Mayflower, Holly Meadow Estates Community Crime Watch Meeting, Lorenz Kid-Aid.

Gassy Clinton Darkness '97 Clops II What Happened to Dad? Lowered Expectations: Stan Juice Pigs: Pandas/Enviro Girl XXX Files (from #113) Darlene McBride Tour UBS: Answering Machine Ordering Spy Vs. Spy - Training Camp

Open-James Brown Spishak Razor Celine Dion #1 Introducing Bunifa Celine Dion #2 Celine Dion #3 Will's Little Sister Snapshot Stories: Nicole Lowered Expectations: Gena Swan ATM Scam Lowered Expectations: Bunifa Charlie Sheen PSA Pimps Say the Darndest Things MADtv Classic: Slingblade II Close-Aries

Sweatin' to the O.G.'s Lottery Losers Lottery-Producers Daytime Jane-Ellen Monologue-L.L.Cool J. The Octoroon Don Martin-Scalpel Daytime Jane-Larry Gump Fiction Scat Chat Spy Vs Spy-Jail Spring UBS Promotion Daytime Jane-Ed Fabulous--featuring RuPaul Don Martin-Rescue Plane Lady Madness Spy Vs Spy-Dream Boat

Sketches: Martial Arts #1 Spishak Margarine Meet The Folks Lowered Expectations-Danielle Fugitive Martial Arts #2 Spy Vs Spy- Sidewalk Switch Party Dad Lowered Expectations-Budduda Gumboy and Poker Martial Arts #3 Joey Devanzo Monologue-Harland Williams Lowered Expectations-Carol I'll Kick Your A* Zany and Madcap

Sketches include ""X-News #1"", ""Headache #1"", ""Beauty Pageant"", ""The New Job"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Projector"", ""X-News #2"", ""Babewatch"", ""Headache #2"", ""Drug Bust"", ""Monologue-Bruce McCulloch"", ""Leevis #2"", ""Funeral DJ"", ""Headache #3"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Love Robot"", ""X-News #3"", ""Hearing"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Fail Safe""

The best sketches of season two.

Lassie the Snitch Vancome at the Oscars UBS Dentist Riggs & Murtaugh Spice Girls Auditions: Voodoo Spice Kirk & Spock Variety Hour Spice Girls Auditions: Sumo Spice Coffee Guy: First Date Spice Girls Auditions: Man Spice Susan Whitfield: Makeout Party Spice Girls Auditions: Susan Whitfield Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn Spy vs. Spy

Switcheroo Swan IV: All the President's Manicurists Hanson Interview Hanson Video LA Valet Eracists Go To Jail Playin' Chicken A Thousand Lays Cabana Chat: Anna Nicole Smith Night of the Proper Dead Big & Bigger Spy Vs. Spy - TNT (210) Don Martin - Frog Legs

Sleaze Lawyer Darlene's Songs for Kids Wet Stain Dharma & Gregs Ritalin Room Suddenly Millenium Coffe Guy: Stupormarket Gumby Old Men Power Friend Spy Vs. Spy: Bucket Brigade (216) Stupid, Fat & Ugly Anti-Depressercize Jr.

Dentist in a Box Vancome ER Furious George Rescue 911 Clinton Town Meeting Gangsta Shop Quartet Bwisk Ice-T/Ice Cube Annie Ho Cabana Chat: Ice-T Menace II High Society

Open- Ms Swan There's Something About Monica Keanu Reeves School of Acting Al Gore: Sex-U-Up Nerve Gas 976-SWAN Sonny's Widow & Cher Show Glen AKA Rusty Funky Walker: Vivica Fox Spy Vs. Spy: Cactus (205) Savante with Usher

UBS Open Swan-Notized Sprtiz-a-Mist Talking American: Monica Lily: Dead Body Trina & the Baby Shower Oh, Hercules w/Kevin Sorbo The Negotiator 2 MADClassic: Olsen Twins Spy Vs Spy: Bucket Brigade Horde Now Hiring

Open-Coffee Guy Little Hassan Taylor Saving Ryan's Privates Johnson JeoParty Lowered Expectations: Marilyn Manson Intensity Melina & Lida's Beauty Lowered Expectations: Stuart & Mom HMO Old Man Sasso MADClassic: When Babies Attack Lowered Expectations: Bjork Bill & Hilary Aftermath

Open-Nic Cage Vancome Game Show: Tcha, You Know What? Clinton Commemorative Plates Love of My Life James Brown: 1000 Faces Rusty: College Bowl Blades Antonia: Switched at Birth Dad Dance MADClassic: Terms of Imprisonment Spy Vs. Spy: Teatime Love of My Life Reprise

Open-Stuart & Mom One True Impact Thanksgiving Memories --Jaq Kenny & James Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Memories--Lida & Molina Not Another Bite Snapshot Stories Thanksgiving Memories--Ms. Swan Stuart's Thanksgiving Darlene McBride's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Memories--Sally Kowalski Happy Thanksgiving Misadventure MADClassic: Clops TOO

Open-Keanu Just Dial Antonia Referee #1 Snowflake Antonia Referee #2 Riverboy Antonia Referee #3 Vancome Vendor Kenny's Half-Time Gap Troll Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack MADtv Classic: Cocoa & LeBlanc Close-Will

Open-Kenny Antonia Perfume Randy Newman-Behind the Music Bunifa and the Burger The Artist formerly known as the Prince of Egypt Bret Hart Sketch Gone Bad Stuart Goes to the Doctor Wash Me Odd Couple III Lowered Expectations: Keanu MADtv Classic: C.L.O.P.s III Close- Debra/Bret Hart

Sketches include ""Open-Rusty"", ""Magic PSA"", ""Bunifa's Dating Game"", ""Swan at the Movies #1"", ""Tres Companeros"", ""Swan at the Movies #2"", ""Harrison Ford"", ""Old Man Sasso-Valentine's Day"", ""Rocky Runner #1"", ""Cooking for One"", ""MADtv Classic: Antonia and James"", ""Close: Nic Cage/Rocky Runner""

Sketches include ""Open-Swan Sings Theme"", ""Ally McMeal"", ""Turbohaler"" 1, ""Goodnight Dad"", ""Patch Kevorkian"", ""Turbohaler 2"", ""Threshold"", ""Turbohaler 3"", ""Change of Heart"", ""Blameless in Boulder"", ""Courthouse Steps"", ""Stepmom II"", ""MADtv Classic: Sleaze Lawyer"", ""Close- Michael""

Open-Aries and Nicole Paul Timberman's Workshop Vancome Video Dishing the Dirt Welfare Arm Wrestling Grudge Match Stuart Photographer Son of Dolemite Spy vs Spy: Mirror over Fireplace Close- Mo Wrestling Counselor Roddy Piper

Open-Cher Gap Tyson Todos en la Familia UBS-Jaq Stuart plays Tee-Ball Snapshot Stories: Aries & Mike Felicity Singing Telegram Erascists-St. Patrick's Day Li'l Nestor-Ice Skating Arma Get-It-On MADtv Classic: Lean Bulime Close- Alex

Open-Swan Magic Honeydipper Dan Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #1 I know What you Need Heroin PM Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #2 Rusty does a Commercial Catwoman Cable Happy Folger Wedding Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #3 Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #4 MADtv Classic: I love Lucy Spy vs. Spy: Headphones Close-Pat

Open-Swan & Springer Estrella Viaje Erascists-Behind the Music Spishak 1 out of 10 Melina and Lida on Springer Rosie & Howard Lorraine buys a Car Shaunda-Holding Tank Bunifa & Springer Close-Andrew

Open-Kenny & James Jeffersons '99 Swan Noir Aussie Hunter-Crocodile Sylvia Aussie Hunter-Shark Snapshot Stories: Debra Rocket Revengers-Atlantica Rolling Thunder Aussie Hunter-Cheetah MADtv Classic: Switcheroo Close-Phil

Open-Stuart Who's Idea was This Anyway? Shhh Snapshot Stories: Mo FANatic Donny Osmond Lorraine at the Market #1 Falconman and Birdboy Lorraine at the Market #2 MADtv Classic: R&B Meeting Lorraine at the Market #3 Spy vs. Spy: Training Camp Close- Debra

Sketches include ""Hey, It's Ice!"", ""Aussie Hunter #4-Gorilla"", ""The Greatest Competitors of All"", ""Spore Attack '99"", ""Aussie Hunter #5-Elephant"", ""Vancome-MADtv Misadventure"", ""Aussie Hunter #6-Ants"", ""An Actor's Nightmare"", ""Lorraine Buys a Car""

Show Open-Extravaganza Blair Witch Report Tee Hee Hee Shirts Pretty White Kids with Problems PWKWP Video (w/Lisa Loeb) Stuart's Wishing Well Making the Video: Britney Spears MAD at the Emmys Tae-Bo: The Movie Good News Show Close-Extravaganza

Show Open-Mo with Promos The Tenors The Pepsi Sense Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martin A Lesson from Kosovo Hollywood Squares Swan Going Home Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes MAD Classic: Little Hassan Taylor Spy vs. Spy-Cactus Show Close-Phil

Show Open-Jesse Ventura Scared Straight Meet Hoppy Potty Rusty, Peer Counselor Party All the Time Kenny's New Show Hillary's Listening Tour Jack MAD Classic:Cat Woman Show Close-Alex

Show Open-Nicole, Will, Aries The Amazing Mr. Heston DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #1 Melina & Lida Beauty Pageant DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #2 Sasso Gets His Job Back Steven Seagal meets the Dalai Lama Mickey's Fear of Flying PWKWP II Lenny MAD Classic: Riggs & Murtaugh (319) Show Close-Pat

Show Open-Mickey The Today Show Illeana Douglas Runner #1 Vancome Halloween Illeana Douglas Runner #2 Hoppy Potty Video Richard Simmons' DreamMaker Illeana Douglas Runner #3 Illeana Douglas Runner #4 Lenny Kravitz Storytellers Illeana Douglas Runner #5 Illeana Douglas Runner #6 Show Close-Aries

Show Open-100th Episode I Love Lucy-The Revenge MAD Clip #1- Cabana Chat-Pool Boy MAD Clip #2- OJ Bloopers Swan-Airplane MAD Clip #3- Greatest Action Story Ever Told Blue Heat MAD Clip #4- Klumps Stuart at the Zoo MAD Clip #5- Vancome Santa MAD Clip #6- Lex Jackson FANatic-Nicole Sullivan MAD Clip #7- My White Momma Bush performance 100th Close-Full Cast

Fight Like A Girl Club Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #1 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #2 Reality Check Reading Caboose UBS-Mitch Pileggi Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #3 Wedding Night Inside the Actor's Studio-Andie MacDowell Babewatch Clip Artie Lange Show Close-Will

Show Open-Lida & Melina G Thang Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke Will & Alex: Bond Premiere Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones You are the One that I Love Antonia Pottery MADClassic-Bris-O-Tine (412) Show Close-Nicole

Show Open-Aries Tinsel Talk Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martial Law Devon's Creek Gap Troll Trainee Buenas Dias, San Diego Hospital Scene Show Close-Nelson

Show Open-X-mas Swandie I Saw Santa Claus Mariah Misadventure Rooftop Memories Darlene McBride's X-mas Album Martin Lawrence's Brushes with Death 4 Stuart X-mas with Deborah Harry Blondie Performance Alison, the Musical Show Close- X-mas Swan & Blondie

Show Open- Steven Seagal Nicky Malone, Teenage President Reality Check II Monica Lewinsky Handbags Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #1 Second Hand Lorraine The 3 Tenors and 98 Degrees Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #2 Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #3 Literally CLOPS V Don Martin-Fat Freak (107) Show Close- Phil

Show Open-Etheridge and Crosby Mambo #6 Angela's Ashes, the Game! Smith Comma John #1 Marvin Tikvah at Yoga Grease Spoof Smith Comma John #2 INT- Car Night Smith Comma John #3 Mistake of Your Life Shorty Holding the Baby T.I.T. MADClassic-Honeydipper Dan (420) Frieda O'Keefe Show Close-Debra & Brooke

Show Open- Lorraine Being James Brown Lida & Melina Wedding Sniggers #1 Will's Little Sister Video Sniggers #2 Swan Homecoming Sniggers #3 Bunifa's Driving Test Third Eye Blind Performance Funky Walker-Carmen Electra Show Close- Mo

Regis Runner #1 Reality Check III Regis Runner #2 Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) Regis Runner #3 Who Wants to be the President? Regis Runner #4 Stuart at the Pet Shop Mannequin Manslaughter Q-Tip Performance The Kiss Show Close-Aries

Show Open-Seth Green The Syndrome Rusty at a Bar Brightling Greetings Disney Singles Dolemite Returns Earth, Wind, & Fire Performance Show Close-Michael

Malcolm X in the Middle Paul Timberman's Unitool 2000 Lorraine All You Can Eat Law & Order Bar Fightin' Swan Taxi ""Maybe Someday,"" The Cure Touched by an Atheist Close- ""Inbetween Days,"" The Cure

One That I Love Spishak Home Theater Steven Segal Letterbox '00 Reality Check 5- Oscars Spice Girl Interrupted Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Elvis Planet of the Apes Master P's Theater Marc Anthony Performs ""You Sang to Me"" Patch Kevorkian Marc Anthony Performs ""I Need to Know""

Celine Dion Farewell Shatner's Sperm Bank Conversations With Elvis 1 Stick Chicks 2-Big Bang Conversations With Elvis 2 Mahir I Kiss You Conversations With Elvis 3 Phoney Phuneral Creed ""Higher"" Knight & Day Show Close w/ Mo & Nelson

We're Sending Up the List The Jewel Show Sleepover Antiques Road Show 1 Fanatic-Shania Twain Antiques Road Show 2 To My Sister Antiques Road Show 3 Alison-Musical Chairs Antonia Perfume Bunifa-Judge Joe Brown Show Close w/ Mo & Brooke

Show Open w/ David Arquette The Soprano Family Feud Mickey in the Waiting Room Melina & Lida Big Boys Stuart at Mommy's Work Good Morning Boulder Power Friends Goo Goo Dolls ""Broadway"" Show Close w/ Will

Show Open w/ Susan Sarandon Rusty 18th Bday Party 1 Rusty 18th Bday Party 2 Zapruder Home Movies Previously on Swan Swan the Conclusion Storytime w/ James Brown Susan Sarandon Tag Lay Down Lorraine Show Close w/ Alex

Show Open-Will Hits Big Time Afro Puffs LaVerne & Shirley 2000 A. Spears Show-Shaloub Literally-Doing it Again Encore-Lick My Baby Back Behind (Making the Video) Catherine O'Hara Reading Caboose 4 w/ George Carlin Show Close w/ Will

Love Connection Paul's Crush Brightlings Greetings Bunifa vs. Katisha Thanksgiving Heaters Broke Martin Takes a Pitch No Blacks on TV Screen As the Ankle Turns Trina My Home Wizard of Oz Lost Clips Miss Sylvia School Nurse Antonia Guard P. Timberman Wondertool Show Close w/ Alex

My Movies-Madonna Whitney Screws Up Classics Letterman-Meg Ryan Un Hombre, Dos Mujeres You, Your Body & You Stuart at Grandma's with Kathy Bates Stripper Elvis & the Band Meet the Parents (N.Y. Premiere)

Halloween with Cher Penny Marshall Project-Exorcist Halloween with Enrique Edward: Geometry Halloween with Macy Gray Spring Mist Halloween with AngelinaJolie Early Show Halloween with Jeneane Garofalo After the Tour MAD Encore-Vancome Halloween Doggy's Angels Perform Snoop Dogg

Country Slammer Steven Segal Voting Al Gore and Mo Bill's New Job Reading Caboose Chyna and the Rock Office Fightin' Reality Check Jib Jab Animation

Nelson's People NYPD Blue Mandy Moore & Mickey Lorraine Mini-Golf Littlest Hoochie Charlie's Angels Premiere Swan-Customs Mandy Moore Sketch Mannequin Manslaughter 2 Mandy Moore Performs ""Candy""

Li'l Kim Nookie Salon Lucky-Hillary Clinton Version Win Your Land Back Girly Time Trina's Thanksgiving Alison-Shrinky Dink Birth Control Pilgrim This Cold House #1 Outkast Performs ""B.O.B."" This Cold House #2 MAD Encore: Darlene McBride This Cold House #3

The Cut Away Hammertime Lida & Melina-Firefighters Hospital Stuart Kidnapped #1 Stuart Kidnapped #2 The ""Grinch"" Premiere Loopgarue & Hulahoop Cypress Hill Performs ""Superstar"" Cypress Hill Performs ""Best of Me""

Arnold Clone Movie Boogie Bass Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Psychic Richard Lewis Backstage #1 Shaunda- Rock & Harpist Drop in Sketch-Oval Office Richard Lewis Backstage #2 Tiger's Caublasion Eatery Tito, Etc. Richard Lewis Backstage #3 MAD Encore-Just Between Us Girls

This We Promise You Ed More Oscar Gold for Randy Alex's Wish How The Grinch Stole Christ Night Before Dolemite #1 Night Before Dolemite #2 Billboard Awards - Las Vegas Funky Xmas Story Everclear ""When All Goes Wrong"" MAD Encore- Raging Rudolph (109) Everclear ""AM Radio""

George Bush Speech La Isla de Gilligan The Land That I Love Loopgarue & Hulahoop - Movies Crack House Calls Clinton Farewell Melanie's Recovery Journal Encore - Swan Noir (423) Vitamin C Performs ""Itch""

Sketches include ""Dude, Where's Air Force One"", ""Superbore No More #1"", ""Superbore No More #2"", ""The Breakup"", ""Superbore No More #3"", ""What Men Want"", ""Put Down the Gun"", ""Antonia - Help Wanted"", ""Kirk the Waiter"", ""Pot Luck"", ""Encore - All You Can Eat Lorraine (#518)""

I'm Sorry Mrs. Jackson West Wing Mr. De Niro Depressed Again (Tow Truck 2) Radio Shack #1 Child Genius Radio Shack #2 Rusty At ""Angel"" Radio Shack #3 Incubus Performs ""Drive"" Encore-The Zapruder Films (#523) Incubus Performs ""Pardon Me""

Chavez Remember Denzel Stuart Tooth Fairy Brightling Bon Voyage Trina's Valentine Pacific West Air Handicapped Parking Encore-Stick Chicks (#503)

Bobby Brown's Crib N'Sync Movie TRL #1 Country Slammer Rusty & Freddie Prinze Jr. Grammy's with Clinton TRL #2 Sorry Mrs. Jackson TRL #3 Britney Spears Ally McBeal Nelly Performs ""Ride Wit Me"" Caution! Danger! Beware! Nelly Performs ""Country Grammar""

Posin' Regis - Celebrity Millionaire Mrs. Campbell in D.C. Marvin Tikvah - Secretary's Day Tony Hawk - Will's Little Sister Bernard's Last Day Jay Z ""I Just Wanna Love You"" Encore - Politically Incorrect (#503)

Negrosol E.R. et al Fightin' Ron at Principal's 1-800-FERTILE Buenos Dias San Diego 2: O-Town Reality Check - Black History Debra's Garden ENCORE - Star Wars '99 (#503) Green Day ""Warning""

Brockovich Queen Latifah Pop Stars #1 Bedtime Pop Stars #2 Hot Tub Lorraine Pop Stars #3 All in the Family 2001 Marshall McBride LP Encore - Lida & Melina Meet Ricky (#510)

Elton John Duets Tonight Show Jazzyburger Edward Mary Poppins NBC Promo The Plumber Trina Gets Some Encore - Will Hits the Big Time (#524) The Talk

Reality Check - Clinton Tom Green Improv - Cow Swan Pick Up Driver's Ed New New Newlywed Game Point of No Returns Green Day Performs ""Blood Sex Booze"" CBS News - Survivor Encore - Spishak T-Hee Hee Shirts (#501)