Onion News Network Episode Rating Graph
Jan 2011 - Dec 2011
Jan 2011 - Dec 2011
7.2
Browse episode ratings trends for Onion News Network. Simply click on the interactive rating graph to explore the best and worst of Onion News Network's 20 episodes.
S1 Ep9
10.0
18th Mar 2011
Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news.
S2 Ep7
9.8
18th Nov 2011
A report on sex in America.
S2 Ep3
9.8
18th Oct 2011
FactZone introduces its newest piece of technology: an updated touchscreen that Tucker can control with his mind. Unfortunately for Tucker, the new "Brainwall" starts to display Tucker's darkest thoughts. Also, O'Brady's compassion for stray earthquake victims goes a little too far, when he starts "mercifully" killing dogs to relieve them after the disaster. Brooke reports on a coma-bound Republican Presidential candidate who is polling surprisingly well due to his lack of politically disastrous gaffes, and Rapper Kanye West faces down the nation of Syria in a Twitter battle over who was chanting first.
S2 Ep6
9.7
11th Nov 2011
The network morning show stages a very special takeover.
S2 Ep8
9.3
25th Nov 2011
The studio gains artificial intelligence and falls in love with Brooke, millions across the country are dangerously trapped in an Animal Hoarders marathon, and Jean Anne Whorton investigates the cruel underground blood sport of spouse fighting.
S1 Ep10
9.3
25th Mar 2011
As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world.
S2 Ep5
7.0
1st Nov 2011
A revealing documentary airs on public television about Brooke Alvarez's secret life as a Russian child cosmonaut . Brooke is forced to relive the traumatizing experience of being trapped in a space shuttle with a vicious chimpanzee named Mr. Dmitry. Also, the U.S. government hires the genius behind Zico coconut water to try to help America out of its economic hole and a prostitute is caught paying Mitt Romney for sex.
S1 Ep1
7.2
21st Jan 2011
One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen.
S1 Ep8
8.2
11th Mar 2011
When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.
S1 Ep2
8.3
28th Jan 2011
Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.
S2 Ep4
8.3
25th Oct 2011
FactZone says goodbye to legendary newsman, Brandon Armstrong, who was killed in a brothel fire. Shelby Cross admonishes parents not to let their children trick-or-treat during Halloween, or what she refers to as the "Pedophiles' Christmas." Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, asks the tough questions about a search and rescue mission's dismal chances of finding missing hikers and the First Responders react to the latest GOP debate, that they may or may not have even watched.
S1 Ep7
8.4
4th Mar 2011
A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.
S1 Ep1
7.2
21st Jan 2011
One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen.
S1 Ep2
8.3
28th Jan 2011
Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.
S1 Ep3
9.0
4th Feb 2011
Scandal erupts over a conservative senator's relationship with a horse. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates truth from lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind.
S1 Ep4
8.5
11th Feb 2011
FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, beautiful and well-informed.
S1 Ep5
8.5
18th Feb 2011
A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone.
S1 Ep6
8.6
25th Feb 2011
After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite. If someone saw something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone.
S1 Ep7
8.4
4th Mar 2011
A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.
S1 Ep8
8.2
11th Mar 2011
When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.
S1 Ep9
10.0
18th Mar 2011
Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news.
S1 Ep10
9.3
25th Mar 2011
As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world.
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The first episode of Onion News Network aired on January 21, 2011.
The last episode of Onion News Network aired on December 09, 2011.
There are 20 episodes of Onion News Network.
There are 2 seasons of Onion News Network.
No.
Canceled