What are the best episodes of Teachers?

The best rated episodes of Teachers are: Episode Eight - S1E8 rated 8.6, Episode Two - S2E2 rated 8.6, Episode Four - S4E4 rated 8.3, Episode Five - S4E5 rated 8.2, Episode Three - S2E3 rated 8.2, Episode One - S2E1 rated 8.2, Episode Eight - S2E8 rated 8.2, Episode Three - S1E3 rated 8.1, Episode Eight - S3E8 rated 8.1, Episode Five - S2E5 rated 8.1

What are the worst episodes of Teachers?

The lowest rated episodes of Teachers are: Episode Ten - S3E10 rated 6.9, Episode Three - S4E3 rated 7.0, Episode One - S1E1 rated 7.1, Episode Three - S3E3 rated 7.1, Episode Seven - S1E7 rated 7.3, Episode Five - S3E5 rated 7.3, Episode Twelve - S3E12 rated 7.3, Episode Thirteen - S3E13 rated 7.3, Episode Six - S3E6 rated 7.4, Episode Two - S3E2 rated 7.5

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Best Episodes of Teachers

Episode Eight
S1 Ep8
8.6
9th May 2001
Simon has his big interview, and finds out if he can keep his job. Liz can’t wait to tell everyone about Kurt’s secret relationship with Carol. And Jenny and Simon finally admit to their feelings.
Episode Two
S2 Ep2
8.6
20th Mar 2002
Carol continues to pursue Kurt, even though he insists their relationship is over and tries to convince her that Penny is his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Bob tells Simon he hasn’t had sex for 23 years.
Episode Four
S4 Ep4
8.3
16th Nov 2004
It is Obesity Awareness Month and Ben becomes obsessed with Lindsay’s weight. It’s purely selfish, of course; he’s worried her death would be bad for his own stress levels.
Episode Five
S4 Ep5
8.2
23rd Nov 2004
It’s Religious Tolerance Week and the teachers prepare to represent their allocated religions at the Tolerance Fair. Meanwhile, Bob finally takes delivery of his new wife.
Episode Three
S2 Ep3
8.2
27th Mar 2002
Jenny’s house-shaking romping with her new boyfriend Alec is driving Susan crazy, so she agrees to get a flat with Simon. And then Brian and Kurt convince Simon that he fancies her.
Episode One
S2 Ep1
8.2
13th Mar 2002
It’s a new term. Simon mistakes new languages tutor J.P. for a sixth former, and buxom newcomer Penny receives a lot of attention from the men. Recently divorced Susan turns on the charms with J.P.
Episode Eight
S2 Ep8
8.2
1st May 2002
Jenny decides it’s time to finish with Alec; she just needs to work out how. Meanwhile, Simon shocks everyone by announcing he’s going to quit his job and fly to South America—on Saturday.
Episode Three
S1 Ep3
8.1
4th Apr 2001
Maggie’s upset that Simon was clearly so embarrassed of her when she met his friends, so she stops returning his calls. Brian and Kurt let Simon move into their flat, which is a relief. At first ….
Episode Eight
S3 Ep8
8.1
24th Sep 2003
The English department are left without a head when Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, and Clare decides that, whether he likes it or not, Matt is the ideal choice to act as Bobs replacement.
Episode Five
S2 Ep5
8.1
10th Apr 2003
Susan drags the others over to the house to prove how annoying Jenny’s boyfriend is. Brian and Kurt are confused when J.P. spends the night with a girl.
Episode Six
S2 Ep6
8.1
17th Apr 2002
A delusional Bob manages to convince himself that Penny fancies him. This spurs him into undergoing a ridiculous fitness regime, which soon results in total collapse. Is this the end of Bob?
Episode Five
S1 Ep5
8.1
18th Apr 2001
The students lock Simon and Jenny in the stationery cupboard, where sexual tension gets the better of them. Spurred on by guilt, Simon moves in with Maggie and they throw a housewarming party.

Worst Episodes of Teachers

Episode Ten
S3 Ep10
6.9
8th Oct 2003
Students and parents have been complaining about Lindsay, and she’s ended up with a formal warning. So she’s going to transform herself into ‘super-teacher’, with help from an unlikely guru: Bob.
Episode Three
S4 Ep3
7.0
9th Nov 2004
Ewan is thrown into turmoil when he finds out that a pupil, John, fancies him. All his attempts to handle the situation sensitively backfire horribly.
Episode One
S1 Ep1
7.1
21st Mar 2001
Simon’s life is a tragedy. He’s attracted to his dad’s fiancée, the stripper he just slept with is actually a real policewoman, and Jenny is livid after he told the students her lessons were boring.
Episode Three
S3 Ep3
7.1
20th Aug 2003
Kurt thinks his luck with the ladies is changing. At parents’ evening he meets a woman he reckons he has a good chance of pulling. As usual, however, his judgement in these matters isn’t perfect.
Episode Seven
S1 Ep7
7.3
2nd May 2001
Pornography with teachers’ faces superimposed on it has been doing the rounds, including a delightful depiction of Simon and Bob together. And Simon has to handle a female student's chest complaint.
Episode Five
S3 Ep5
7.3
3rd Sep 2003
Lindsay is about to turn 30, which is fine, until everyone points out that 30 is very old. What’s the best way to handle being 30? Grow old with grace and start acting your age, or the exact opposite?
Episode Twelve
S3 Ep12
7.3
22nd Oct 2003
When Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt’s desire to win results in injury. Brian’s attempts to administer first aid only serve to make things worse and Kurt ends up in a wheelchair.
Episode Thirteen
S3 Ep13
7.3
29th Oct 2003
Love, lust, and general weirdness are in the air. Penny’s started a new romance, Clare’s getting frisky, and in a drunken moment Matt and Lindsay find themselves snogging.
Episode Six
S3 Ep6
7.4
10th Sep 2003
Half the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the pressure, Clare assigns them all a stress partner, which proves very stressful.
Episode Two
S3 Ep2
7.5
13th Aug 2003
Penny’s self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she’s driving everyone insane. Bored to tears with her moaning, Lindsay finally cracks.
Episode One
S3 Ep1
7.6
6th Aug 2003
A new term and a new teacher, in the (rather large) shape of Lindsay. She can outdrink the boys, and Brian in particular thinks she’s brilliant, until Kurt convinces him that she fancies him.
Episode Two
S1 Ep2
7.6
28th Mar 2001
Susan’s convinced Simon has a thing for women with authority. He’s determined to prove her wrong, even though his new policewoman girlfriend Maggie is coming into the school to talk about drugs.

Teachers Episode Guide

Episode One
S1 Ep1
7.1
21st Mar 2001
Simon’s life is a tragedy. He’s attracted to his dad’s fiancée, the stripper he just slept with is actually a real policewoman, and Jenny is livid after he told the students her lessons were boring.
Episode Two
S1 Ep2
7.6
28th Mar 2001
Susan’s convinced Simon has a thing for women with authority. He’s determined to prove her wrong, even though his new policewoman girlfriend Maggie is coming into the school to talk about drugs.
Episode Three
S1 Ep3
8.1
4th Apr 2001
Maggie’s upset that Simon was clearly so embarrassed of her when she met his friends, so she stops returning his calls. Brian and Kurt let Simon move into their flat, which is a relief. At first ….
Episode Four
S1 Ep4
7.9
11th Apr 2001
Simon’s terrified his sex life is deteriorating when he and Maggie go for a few days without any action, and he feels intimidated when he finds out she’s had sex in all sorts of interesting places.
Episode Five
S1 Ep5
8.1
18th Apr 2001
The students lock Simon and Jenny in the stationery cupboard, where sexual tension gets the better of them. Spurred on by guilt, Simon moves in with Maggie and they throw a housewarming party.
Episode Six
S1 Ep6
8.0
25th Apr 2001
It’s open evening, and Susan’s husband turns up angrily demanding she accompany him to his work dinner. When she storms off, everyone thinks she’s had some kind of nervous breakdown.
Episode Seven
S1 Ep7
7.3
2nd May 2001
Pornography with teachers’ faces superimposed on it has been doing the rounds, including a delightful depiction of Simon and Bob together. And Simon has to handle a female student's chest complaint.
Episode Eight
S1 Ep8
8.6
9th May 2001
Simon has his big interview, and finds out if he can keep his job. Liz can’t wait to tell everyone about Kurt’s secret relationship with Carol. And Jenny and Simon finally admit to their feelings.

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