The Carol Burnett Show Episode Rating Graph

Family Show

Stella Toddler: The Hospital; As Time Goes By; The Man Without a Green Thumb; Kitchen Commercials; The Oldest Man: The Torturer

with Steve Lawrence

with Ross Martin, John Davidson

with Jim Nabors

Mrs. Wiggins: The Vacation; What I Did for Love; Talk; Kidnapping; The Family: The Gong Show

with Helen Reddy

with Tim Conway

with Alan Alda

As the Stomach Turns: The Exorcist; Blame It on My Youth; The Meeting; Two-Man Sub; Gangster Movie: The Assassin

Accident Prone; Send in the Clowns; Funny Lady; Supermarket Checker; La Caperucita Roja: Little Red Riding Hood

with Ken Berry, Tim Conway, Kay Medford

Comedy Spot: The Nightingale Song; The Family: Hospital Visit; Rubber Bands and Bits of String; The Broken Merger; TV Commercials; Poopi Le Moko

Carol's guest Lana Turner sings "Heavenly Music" while dancing with the Lester Flatt troop. Frank Gorshin does impressions then becomes Bluebeard with Carol his 13th wife. Carol and Harvey are a bickering couple on a game show.

Business Lunch; 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover; The Oldest Man: The Butcher; Went with the Wind!; Basin Street: Basin Street Blues / That's How I Love the Blues / The Birth of the Blues / Mad About Him Blues / A Good Man is Hard to Find / I Ain't Got Nobody / St. Louis Blues / Wang Wang Blues

Alice Portnoy: The Author; Born in Brooklyn; Comedy Spot; The Ham Actor: The Understudies; TV Blackouts: Police Lady / Chiquita and the Man / Rhonda / Tony Tallahassee & Dusk; The Walnuts; Sarah and the Moose

Adam and Eve 12; Just Squeeze Me / Oh, You Beautiful Doll; Celebrities and Peasants; Salute to Bad Girls: The Graduate / All About Eve; Raised to be Rotten; Mimeo

with Dyan Cannon, Paul Lynde

with Rock Hudson and Steve Lawrence

Career Couple; In the Still of the Night; Riddles; Mrs. Wiggins: The Intercom; Salute to Universal Studios; Tribute to Glenn Miller

with Rita Moreno

TV Commercials; Save the Bones for Henry Jones; The Noisy Speech; Miss Nobody; Cinderella Gets It On

That's the Way the Kitchen Crumbles; The Cockney Lesson; The Oldest Man: The Doctor; The Family: Teacher's Dilemma; Show Biz: That's Showbiz / Comedy Tonight / Be a Clown / Let Me Entertain You / There's No Business Like Show Business

Carol and Sis: The Boyfriend; Rhoda Dimple; The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln; The Switchboard; Spy Story; Punch and Judy Show: Comedy Tonight / Punch and Judy

with Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence

with Ray Charles, Vincent Price

Carol and Sis; The Look of Love; The Sound Man; Cherish / It Had to Be You; As the Stomach Turns; You've Got a Friend

The Old Folks; Love Thy Neighbor / Put a Little Love in Your Heart; As the Stomach Turns; Sing / Get Happy; Dance Challenge; The Drunkard's Daughter

with Tim Conway, Perry Como, Sidney Omarr

with Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne

Highlights of this Christmas edition include: guest Sid Caesar demonstrating self-defense; Carol and Sid as a couple who quarrel on Christmas night; Sid, Carol and Harvey in a sketch that takes place in ancient Rome; guest Ella Fitzgerald sings "A Foggy Day" and "Always True to You in My Fashion"; Carol performs "Bare Necessities", and as the Charwoman sings "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas; and a cameo by Jonathan Winters.

with Cher

with Tim Conway, Valerie Harper

with Steve Lawrence and Bernadette Peters

with Dick Van Dyke

Born Free; Talk and Duet: You're So London; My Buddy; A Visit from Karen; The Third Degree; Charwoman Medley: Oh, to Be a Movie Star / Cuddle Up a Little Closer

The Ham Actor: Contact Lenses; Silver Spoon; Airline Security; The Old Flame; As the Stomach Turns: Marian's Problem; Salute to the '50s and '60s: Yesterday Once More / Born to Hand Jive / Peppermint Twist

with Ethel Merman, Tim Conway

with Martha Raye, Mel Tormé

with Michele Lee, Flip Wilson, Vivian Blondell

with Emmett Kelly and The Jackson Five

with Ken Berry, Shirley Jones

The Old Folks; The Folks Who Live on the Hill; Carol and Sis; Father of Girls; As the Stomach Turns; What's in the Stars

The Family: Charades; How Long (Betcha' Got a Chick on the Side); Take My Drink...Please; Mr. C: Just in Time; Mr. C: Make Someone Happy; Sheepman Jack; Fight to the Finish; Get Me to the Church on Time

The Family: The Flashback; Talk and Duet: Fan Mail; The Hollow Hero: Palace Guard; Little League Mothers; 200 Years Ago Today; Gorgeous / I Love to Dance Like They Used to Dance

with Pat Carroll, Karen Wyman, Tim Conway

A sketch about a tourist couple at an airport; Carol and Vicki duetting on "Puppy Love"; Mike singing "On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever)" and "Born Free"; and a Shakespeare production number

Doctor's Office; Take a Letter Miss Jones; The Shoe Store; The Tin Pan Alley Story

with Ken Berry

Tacky Lady: You Can't Turn Me Off; The Family: Honorary Degree; Poor Fools; A Romantic Moment; High Hat

Family Show

with Nancy Dussault

Tenth Anniversary Show

Mrs. Wiggins: The Fire Drill; I Got Rhythm; Harry's Mirage and Grill; Salute to MGM Musicals: Babes in Barns

with Neil Sedaka

with Ben Vereen

with Helen Reddy

Wrong Number; Saturday Night; Nadia's Theme; The Recital; Vacuum Salesman; The Late Late Late Show: Torchy Song

with Glen Campbell

with Alan King

with The Pointer Sisters

The Oldest Man: The Hot Dog Vendor; Love Stolen; Mildred Fierce; Mercer Mini-Musical: Laura / Not Mine / Tangerine / Namely You / This is My Night to Howl / Any Place I Can Hang My Hat is Home / Ac-cent-tchu-ate the Positive

Mrs. Wiggins: Buzz Off; Medical Documentary; Hollywood Seven; The Lift; The Morning After; Salute to Silent Movies: Without a Word, Without a Sound

with Steve Lawrence

Family Show

with Sammy Davis, Jr.

The Small Office; Where Were You; The Clairvoyant; I'll Do the Talking; Stop Grabbing My Jewels; The Country's in the Very Best of Hands

Family Show

with The Pointer Sisters

with Steve Lawrence

with Jessica Walter

Laughter is the Best Medicine; Tongue Twisters / Moses Supposes; The Truck Drivers; Assembly Line; The Swinger: For Once in My Life; The Late, Late Movie: The Little Foxies

with Maggie Smith

The Pail; Mr. C: White Christmas; He's the Wizard; Stella Toddler: The Maiden and the Mugger; Mr. C: Once in Love with Amy; Mr. C: Fools Rush In; Give Him the Needle

with Steve Lawrence and Sally Struthers

with Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen

with Tim Conway and The Pointer Sisters

with Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, and Steven Warner

with John Byner and Helen Reddy

Angie Baby; The Family: Sorry!; Comedy Spot; The Pickups

with Eydie Gorme and Rich Little

with Jack Weston and Michele Lee

with James Coco

Family Show

with Tim Conway and Dick Patterson

with Jim Nabors

with Jim Nabors

with Lucille Ball, Mel Tormé

with Martha Raye, Ross Martin

Mine; TV Commercials; Partners; The Late Late Late Show: When My Baby Laughs at Me

with Imogene Coca, Robert Goulet

with Steve Lawrence, Julie Budd, Durward Kirby

with Art Carney, Pat Carroll

with Nanette Fabray, Mel Tormé

with Ken Berry, Dionne Warwick

with Paul Lynde, Peggy Lee

Family Show

The Family: Hardware Store; Mama's Hit Parade Medley; Shower Blackout: When Your Lover Has Gone; The Oldest Man: Clock Repair; Ain't That Nothin'; Charwoman: The Two of Us / Carol's Theme

with Garry Moore, Durward Kirby

with Ken Berry, Totie Fields

with Tim Conway, Jane Connell

with Cass Elliot, Pat Paulsen

with Eydie Gorme, Joan Rivers

with Juliet Prowse

with Rita Hayworth, Jim Bailey

with David Frost, Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne

with Ken Berry, Cass Elliot

with Steve Lawrence, Kaye Ballard

with Paul Lynde, Karen Black

with Steve Lawrence, Paul Sand

with Joel Grey, Cass Elliot

Airplane; It's Today; The Oldest Man: The Conductor: William Tell Overture; Ballet: Corsaire; The Ham Actor: The Drunk; Charwoman: Swan Lake / For All We Know

Family Show

with Lucille Ball, George Carlin

with Kaye Stevens, Audrey Meadows

with Tim Conway, Peggy Lee

with Jim Nabors

with Nanette Fabray, Steve Lawrence

with Donald O'Connor, Bernadette Peters

with Paul Lynde, Nanette Fabray

with Jim Nabors

with Tim Conway, Diahann Carroll

with Eydie Gorme, Vincent Price

with Eydie Gorme, Jack Gilford

with Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Dan Rowan, Dick Martin

The Offenders; Go (Vois); Comedy Spot; Carol and Sis; Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head; Mission: Improbable; There's Enough to Go Around

with Barbara Feldon, Joan Rivers

with Ricardo Montalban, Cass Elliott

with Michele Lee, Mel Tormé

with Peggy Lee, Dom DeLuise

with Eydie Gorme, Shecky Greene

with Tim Conway, Ray Charles

Fly Me; As Time Goes By; Chromo-Seltzer; Scoop Mouthwash; George and Zelda; Nite-Nite; Hair and Shoulders Shampoo; It's A Musical World; Cool Power; Transcontinental Airlines; AI; Wednesday Night Adventure Movie: The Lavender Pimpernel; She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain

Carol and Sis; A House is Not a Home; Undercover Cops; Midnight Theatre: Dr. Nose; Angel Child

With an A, B, C; The Family: Brotherly Love; Toilet Tissue; One Life; Bedtime Honesty; Just a Gigolo; The Gunslinger; Rimshot

with Steve Lawrence

As the Stomach Turns: Close Encounters; Comedy Act for Dogs; Bird Lady: The Escape; The Family: Ellen's Anniversary; The Late, Late Movie: Beach Blanket Boo-Boo

with Jim Nabors

Jack Jones and Lyle Waggoner try to subdue a couple of Amazons (Carol and Ruth Buzzi) with kisses. Jack sings "I Can't Get Started With You" and "Cause I Got So Much Lovin' In Me". Tim Conway and Carol play a computer-matched couple. The finale has Jones and Burnett in a bouncy production number titled "Hoe-down Time". This episode is noted as Show #016 in the Lost Episodes DVD set.

with Pat Carroll, Jack Jones

with Nanette Fabray, Trini López

with Martha Raye, Mel Tormé

with Nanette Fabray, Michele Lee

with Mel Tormé, Don Rickles

Carol and Sis; Lucretia Mac Evil; Alice Portnoy; MGM Salute: Ninotchka / Blackboard Jungle / Varsity Drag; MGM Salute: Gone with the Wind / Naughty Rosemarie

In My Own Lifetime; Carol and Sis; Ain't Misbehavin' / You're the Cream in My Coffee / Button Up Your Overcoat; As the Stomach Turns; Salute to Oscar; Without a Word, Without a Sound

with Eydie Gorme, Ken Berry

Talk and Duet Medley: Exactly Like You / She's Funny That Way / They Didn't Believe Me / Tea for Two / Speak Low / So in Love; Short Film: Roddy McDowall in the Makeup Chair for Planet of the Apes; The Family: The Reunion; The Carpenters; Dancing Machine; Bus Stop; Brief Encounter; Music School Medley: This Old Man / ABC

with William Conrad and The Jackson Five

The Family: Friend from the Past; The Butler and the Maid; Wallflowers Duet: Why Can't I / Let's Be Buddies; Mrs. Wiggins: The Intercom...Again; Everything Old is New Again

with Eydie Gorme

with Mickey Rooney, Nancy Wilson, Emmaline Henry, Roland Winters

with Gwen Verdon, Pat Boone

with Debbie Reynolds

The Family: Visit to Phillip; All That Jazz; The Typists; The Late, Late Movie: The Lady Heir; Sheldon Harnick and Jerry Bock Paris '90s Mini-Musical: Good Clean Fun / Dear Friend / Matchmaker, Matchmaker / Will He Like Me / Sunrise, Sunset / Days Gone By / The Very Next Man / If I Were a Rich Man / Do You Love Me / She Loves Me

A New Leash on Life; It All Depends on You; The Malpractice Policy; The Late Late Late Show: The Enchanted Hovel; The Funnies: It Was Me

with James Garner, George Carlin and Ken Berry

with Nancy Wilson, Bernadette Peters

German Car Dealers; By the Time I Get to Phoenix; The Bug; 7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (Blow Your Whistle); The Family: Mama's Birthday; When a Band Plays / I Love a Parade / Soul Serial

Carney plays a garbage collector who has a jealous wife (Burnett), with Nanette rounding out the triangle in one skit. In another, Carney and Carol play stunned parents when son Harvey Korman brings a mermaid home to meet the folks. In a musical number Burnett, Fabray and Carney scoot about on roller skates. Also, Carol and Nanette mimic child movie stars at the Academy Awards, Carol interviews Korman for a change, and Vicki Lawrence does a song and dance.

with Garry Moore, Durward Kirby

with Ronnie Schell, Vikki Carr

with Yolanda Merido, Sergio Bustamante

with Donald O'Connor, Nancy Wilson

with Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, Kay Medford

with Ronnie Schell, Nancy Wilson

Family Show

with Nanette Fabray, Ken Berry