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Super Dave interviews a woman in the audience who dubiously claims to have had Elvis Presley's baby, and a woman who claims to be carrying Warren Beatty's child. Jenny Jones performs standup comedy. Super Dave originally plans to play "Vehicle Tag" with Fuji, but instead shows off the new Outdoor Lip-Synching Concert Area, where he plays the piano and lip-synchs to "The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis.

It's the annual holiday show! Super shows off his Super Dave Walk of Fame and presents Mike Walden with his very own star. Liona Boyd plays "Parranda" and "Can't Help Falling In Love". Super Dave introduces Bob Speca, a student of his who shows off his big domino layout. Fuji helps Super prepare his "Christmas Human Cannonball" stunt, where he will be shot out, do a triple flip, land in a chimney, come out the fireplace, and deliver presents to children.

At the Super Dave Confidence Training Area, Super Dave, accompanied by Donald, receives the "Man of the Year" award from the Academy of Human Performance. Robert Gruenberg juggles a chainsaw, an egg, and an apple. Kathy Walker and Bill Roberts do impersonations of Joan Rivers and Sonny Bono, rounding it off doing Sonny and Cher singing "I Got You Babe". At the Super Dave Vehicle Safety Centre, Super Dave acts as a crash test dummy and drives into a wall to demonstrate the dangers of not buckling up.

Time once again for the best of Super Dave! As per audience requests, we see the "Star Car", the Super Dave Golf video, the blooper tape of the girl throwing it to Mike Walden, the Senior's amusement park's haunted house, and the Home Alone house. Tony Cox is unable to attend the show, but he sends in his request, for Country and Western days.

Fuji and Super open up the new "Super Dave Autograph Pavilion" by having Super sign autographs for little children and asking them their favourite stunt. Super then gives a heartfelt speech about not charging for autographs. Billy Vera sings "At This Moment". At the Super Dave Car Show of the future, Super shows off several cars powered by alternative energy sources, as well as some fancy bicycles. Fuji demonstrates his own invention, the "Friend", which is a car that responds to the owner's requests by tapping a secret code on the surface of the vehicle.

At the Super Dave Rolling Green Acres Memorial Golf Course, the 18th hole has just been finished. As Super plays the hole, Fuji then reveals what the land the final hole is on used to be. In the studio, Super brings a young man, Tony Ford, up on stage for his "Place the Face Contest", where he has to identify photos of celebrities, then play Jerry Lee Lewis's "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" on the piano. At the Super Dave test track, Fuji helps Super demonstrate the "Ultimate Safety Vehicle". A semi goes through and mows the vehicle down, and Super analyses the collision on his computer to see how much impact each part got in order to improve the safety features. He intends to send the truck through again, but he reads a glitch in the system, and orders the truck not to hit the car.

Super tries to hold a contest where viewers guess how many bulbs are in the "SD" shown on the billboard, but he is once again interrupted by Michel Lauziere trying to impress the audience with his tricks. On the Super Dave Super Barge SS Super, Fuji helps Super to perform his big stunt to get into the Guinness book of records, where Super will be put in a straitjacket, locked in a safe, put underwater, and will solve a Rubik's cube in two minutes. As an added precaution, explosive charges and communications have been rigged into the safe in case of emergency. Back in the studio, Clarence Clemons performs with his band.

Candi and the Backbeat sing "The World Keeps on Turning". At the new Super Dave Ace Award hall of fame, Super has won his own Ace Award Ceremony after waiting so long for it. Fuji and Super give a tour of Super Dave memory lane. We see caricatures of guest stars, Super's outfits, and Super Dave memorabilia. You can even watch video clips of his stunts and check out the actual Ace Award ceremony. Super then dedicates the whole building by signing his name in wet cement in the middle of the building, which will then be sealed up.

Super Dave participated in a contest where you make your own commercial, and he shows a commercial he made for Bugle Boy Jeans. Jeff Dunham performs with Peanut the Woozle. Fuji and Super give a tour of the new Senior Citizens' Amusement Park, which is an amusement park entirely staffed by seniors. He rounds off the tour with the Super Dave Haunted House Ride, which has "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett and the Crypt Kickers playing.

Celine Dion sings "Where Does My Heart Beat Now". Donald and Super open the new Super Dave health expo, and Steven Kolodny shows his latest video compilation. The tour shows exhibits about staying healthy, including weight training, choosing the right shoes, and eating organic food. Dr Gerry Bennett the Heimlich expert helps Super demonstrate the Heimlich maneuver, and Super demonstrates Dr. Bennett's special Heimlich vest with arms that automatically detects when you're choking and performs the Heimlich on the wearer.

Super and Donald open up the new Casino Circus, featuring games where you can win credit at the general store. One of the games is "Stunt Wheel", where you bet on specific stunts to come up on the wheel, and you need to answer a trivia question to win. The demonstration gives us a flashback of the "Atomic Yo-yo" stunt. They also demonstrate the slot machine, which gives a flashback of the "Outdoor Lip Synching Area". Super continues on to "Shoot for the Stars", where you shoot a basket to win money. The tour ends with the "Matilda" game where you sit on one end of a seesaw, and a 4000 pound dummy of a woman falls on the other end and you get launched up and grab a money bag. The dummy moves around, and you have to make it drop at the right moment.

At the Super Dave International Raceway, Super and Fuji introduce a special race where each car is sponsored by a male celebrity, but driven by a female celebrity. Super demonstrates driving the white pace car, which unfortunately blows up when he starts it. Crystal Gayle sings "Same Old Story". In the hospital, Dr Vargas is in the process of X-raying Super, which turns disastrous when he gets distracted by Mike. The Jeff Healey Band sings "Full Circle". Dr Vargas has given Super a clean bill of health, despite him having to relocate a lot of bones, and he is recovering in a hospital room which also sponsored by the celebrities. To make him feel better, Mike shows a flashback of the Super Dave cola car.

Super tries to open the show with a poem he wrote, but he is interrupted once again by Michel Lauziere trying to impress Super with various tricks. Super Dave shows blooper footage of a girl from the audience who had to do many takes to throw it to Mike Walden. Super and Fuji introduce the new "Home Alone" house based on the hit movie. They have a game where Super plays Kevin, and Fuji and Mike play the robbers. Super stays in the house that's filled with fun traps, and Fuji and Mike will arm themselves with toys from the truck. Every prank Super plays that successfully hits the opponent earns points, and Fuji and Mike score points the further they get in the house.

Super shows his new golf video, featuring Fuji, showing Super's golf tips. Peter Longo, the head of the heavy equipment area of the compound, tries to hit a golf ball off Super's mouth, with unfortunate results. Colin James plays "Just Came Back". Super and Fuji give a tour of the Country Western area, where families can come and have a real Wild West experience. Tommy Arbor performs trick riding, and we see Bernie in the general store. Stunt fist fights and gun fights also happen from time to time to entertain the crowd. Super has a shootout with Jimbo North, and he gets shot and flies backwards through a window. He seems to be okay, though, and he explains how the stunt worked using a cable attached to his back and pulled by a car, as well as breakaway glass and mats.

Rodney McCray from the Chicago White Sox is inducted into the Super Dave Hall of Fame, and George Brett and Rocket Ismail are also present for the occasion. Michelle Wright sings "All You Really Want To Do". Donald and Super introduce the Children's TV Hall of Fame area of the compound, and perform "Mr. Osborne's neighbourhood" (A spoof of Mr. Rogers' Neighbourhood) with Super as Mr. Osborne, and Donald as Mr. Conductor, learning about trains. Mr. Osborne visits "Train Land" and also learns not to put his hand on the miniature train tracks, while Mr. Conductor gets locked in the closet. Mr. Osborne tells us an un-child friendly story about a duck named Wilbur.

Glen Campbell sings "On a Good Night". Super and Donald give a tour of the new Super Dave Senior Citizens' Theatre, which has features specifically built for senior citizens and their needs. The movie playing is Super's "Garbane" fuel demonstration. Super find out the building was renovated, and he wonders what the building used to be. Donald tells him it used to be a senior citizens' parking lot.

Dan Menendez comes back and does a juggling act, and briefly tries a ventriloquism act. KD Lang sings "Trail of Broken Hearts". Super and Donald give a tour of their new Earthquake Safety House, which protects occupants from the effects of an earthquake. Inside the house, there is a padded floor and walls, furniture made from food in case of emergency, a Super Dave survival guide, a phone with an airbag in it, and finally a chair loaded with springs that will not move around if there's an earthquake. He demonstrates this by having Donald and the crew shake the house. Super wants to simulate a bigger earthquake, but the crew isn't strong enough.

Sue Medley sings "Love Thing". Jeff Dunham performs with Peanut the Woozle, Jose the jalepeno on a stick, and Peanut's own Little Jeff dummy. At the new Super Dave Flight Training School, Super and Fuji explain how people can visit and watch planes fly, get plane rides, or even flight lessons. The planes that people ride in are actually controlled by Fuji in a special control unit on the ground. Super goes up in one of the planes and flies over the whole compound, and even chases another plane simulating an air combat, and makes a perfect landing. The school also offers the "Ultimate Flying Experience" at the highest price. Mike wants to know what it is, and Fuji explains that it simulates the plane actually getting hit by gunfire.

The Smothers Brothers open the show with Tom explaining about how one brother usually gets confused with the other, then sing a lively tune about Super Dave. Tom Smothers then becomes the "Yo-Yo Man" and dazzles the audience with his tricks. Fuji and Super give a tour of the new Super Dave Safe Soccer Stadium, which has measures in place to prevent fights between players and spectators, and to ensure the referee's safety. The biggest feature is the ejection seats people can use to escape if a riot erupts. Super intends to simulate a riot by having rows of seats filled with cardboard cutout people move closer to him until he decides to eject.

Super holds the Super Dave recollection contest, where audience members get a chance to win shirts and hats by watching video clips of previous stunts and answering detail questions. One of the contestants has to perform a balancing act. A man from the audience, Eddie Rice, tells a joke about a prize cat before sending it to Mike Walden. Donald and Super hold a class in filmmaking, where they show how chroma-works with a blue screen, by using equipment in their special trailer to do overlays. Super will do his demonstration by diving from a scaffold into a chroma-key blue bag which is overlaid with a film of water to make it look like he is diving into a pool.

At the Super Dave Antique Car Auction, Donald has helped Super set up the space for some of Ron Fawcett's prize automobiles. Ron Fawcett himself shows up as his most valuable car, an 1898 Panhard, is unloaded from the bus cargo area, along with Bernie in his own tiny car. Super and Jim Roswold show a couple of commercials for Nike featuring Super Dave. Super also awards Jim with a Super Dave Hall of Fame plaque. Super and Fuji give a tour of the new Super Dave museum of modern art, showing off several pieces ending with the "Piano Vault", which is a player piano with a secret safe hidden somewhere that opens when you play a specific song.

Super once again challenges Mitchell Zeidwig to back up his claims by having him perform stunts while playing the piano. At the new Super Dave indoor arena, Fuji helps Super with his "Pent-athalon of Stunts", where he will be doing five dangerous stunts, one for each night. The present stunt is Super going up against "Robosaurus", a giant robot dinosaur that can breathe fire. Super will drive his red Super Dave sports car around the arena, and Fuji will operate Robosaurus, trying to catch him. Fuji demonstrates the robot's fire breathing, and he accidentally burns through the scoreboard monitor's support wire, which Super is unfortunately caught under. Back in the studio, Celine Dion sings "Any Other Way". The badly injured Super is put in an ambulance.

At the Super Dave Marina, Fuji and Super are getting ready to break the water speed record with his boat. He begins by showing off his boat, the SS Super, with its special engine which he hopes to get up to 330 miles per hour with. Back in the studio, Michelle Wright sings "Wide Open". Super manages to break the record, but something goes wrong with the engine so he takes it back to the docks. Glen Campbell sings "Rhinestone Cowboy". The engine is unfortunately shot, and Super is disappointed that he wasn't able to break the record by more.

Super is celebrating "Elvis week", and decides to hold an Elvis Recollection Contest, where the Super Dave Band will play an Elvis song, and audience members guess the song title. One of the band, Uno Lanka, performs a balancing act. Fuji and Super give a tour of the new Super Dave Funniest Home Videos area, where families can come and make their own movies with hilarious slapstick action. Super demonstrates a breaking teeter totter and love seat, the closed doggy door, and a dummy getting hit with a golf ball. He ends by giving a tour of a specially rigged house where several bad pranks happen to him, to the point where the whole house collapses.

En Vogue sings "Hold On". Jacques Henri from Paris, when asked to throw it to Mike Walden, draws it out by performing impressions of Julio Iglesias singing "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc, Def Leppard singing the Mr. Rogers theme, and imitating a saxophone. At the Super Dave Memorial Speedway Stadium, Fuji helps Super perform a stunt where Super will jump 65 feet over five burning cars in his rocket bike, and Super will think of it as his "Road to Stardom". He decides to back up a good distance to get his nerve up, and backs his bike all the way to the highway.

Super and Donald show off Super's new aviary, along with birdwatcher Gerry Bennett. They take a look at several species while Super is the unfortunate target of bird activity. Ray Charles sings "Born to Lose". At the new Super Dave's Parade Village, Super, Mike, Fuji, Donald, and Bernie show an entirely computerized parade. Donald designed the floats, Fuji remotely operates them, Bernie handles the legal problems, and Super uses it to promote his new lip-synching album. The parade gets going while the five of them ride the last float and lip synch to the "Battle Hymn of the Republic", with Super leading from the top of the float. Unfortunately, their float breaks down at a crossroads.

Super announces that KD Lang is performing on the show again, but it turns out he is mistaken. Jeff Dunham performs with Woozle dummy Peanut, then gets his dummy Walter to help him throw it to Mike Walden. Super and Donald visit the recently opened Senior Citizens' Boxing Club, where Super introduces George Foreman as the trainer. Super shows off his prize students who are better, stronger, and faster thanks to George's training program. Super and George each coach a senior contender to box, and they have a senior citizens' boxing match.

Super Dave is late for his new show but his car arrives performing handbrake turns. Super attempts to open his show with a question period. Ray Charles sings "They Can't Take That Away From Me". At the Super Dave Memorial Sports Arena, the Super Dave Slam Dunkers perform acrobatic slam dunks. Fuji helps Super Dave perform the "Ultimate Slam Dunk" using a hydraulic catapult that will raise him upright and shoot him into the air where he will catch the ball and slam dunk it.

Bernie Rothman from the International Television Video Association presents Super and Donald with a triple platinum award for his exercise tape. Super Dave gets the stuffing beat out of him by the Canadian Giant in his new "Poundacise" video. Super Dave attempts to boost ratings by having scantily clad women on the show. Ventriloquist Ronn Lucas performs a routine with Buffalo Billy the Cowboy and they finish by singing "Row Row Row Your Boat". Super Dave closes the show by lip synching "La Bamba".

Super Dave attempts to do a comedy sketch with Cynthia Belliveau and John Hemphill entitled "Plastic Surgery to Celebrity's Pets" in which Super plays the Doctor. The Smothers Brothers Tom and Dick sing a lively Spanish tune, but Tom screws it up (accidentally?) by singing in German and Dick begins his insult rampage, which results in Super lecturing the Brothers about cussing on television. At the Heavy Metal Motorcycle Preparation Area, Super Dave attempts the "Super Ride Straight to Hell" in which he will jump a three inch wide ramp and land on another three inch wide ramp across the field.

A press conference at the Municipal Court House reveals that Super Dave is bringing Time magazine to court for accusing him of being a frivolous spender. A news report comes on regarding the death of a famous Elvis Impersonator, and many fellow impersonators come to pay their last respects. Comedian Rip Taylor performs prop comedy and does a tribute to Super Dave. At the Super Dave Vehicle Safety Centre, Super, with help from Fuji, attempts to explain to the public how to avoid becoming a victim of a "Bump and Rob".

Super Dave gets an audience volunteer to demonstrate a new television camera, which turns out to be a camera that's worn on the volunteer's butt. Pandemonium ensues when Super uses the camera to field questions from the audience. Liberty Silver sings "I Do Love You". At the Super Dave Animal Training Centre, Super shows off his favourite elephant Simba and several trick performing dogs, including Scepter the attack dog. Comedian Morty Pillman does standup comedy, but when he is about to rip off Gallagher and do food smashing, Super steps in and stops him. The Super One gets hurt: He gets fiercely attacked by Scepter, but miraculously manages to come back to the studio to close the show.

At the Super Dave Confidence Training Area, Robert Gruenberg juggles three machetes. The Nylons sing "Kiss Him Goodbye". Comedian Stan Marvin performs a monologue in which he tells tall tales while onscreen subtitles roughly denounce him. It's Super Dave's birthday! He and Mike treat the audience to the tape of his famous "CN Tower jump" from BIZARRE. Several of Super's friends from previous episodes all wish him a happy birthday, then the cake is brought out while Super is treated to his favourite song, "Twist and Shout".

Super opens the show by thanking his fans for their support and shows the video from BIZARRE of him lip-synching "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton. Steve Allen wants to play the piano, but Super Dave pressures him to play "Soap Opera Mad Libs" instead with the audience. In the Super Dave Compound's vast marshland, Super Dave and Donald show off their giant Pan-Lux board which was built despite protests that it would never stay up in the swamp. Donald also shows his plans for the Super Dave Prayer Tower.

Mike Walden announces that Super Dave is going to attempt to break the tri-athalon record! Matt Fundal from the "Super Dave Hula Hoop School" performs hoop tricks. Super begins the course by swimming, while Fuji Hakayito follows in his boat with a harpoon in case of shark attack. K.D. Lang sings "Tune Into My Wave". Super, despite being injured, moves on to cycling. The Nylons sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". Super then attempts the running part of the triathlon and goes on to break the record!

Super plays "Meet the Audience" where he talks to audience members and asks what they do, including a humorous pair who play armpit music, and a unlikely looking woman who just became a mother. Ronnie Hawkins, the head of the "Super Dave Rock and Roll School", sings "Mary Lou" by Bob Seger. At the Super Dave Test Site, General Earl Pennington from the US Armed Forces helps Super Dave demonstrate his new invention, "Bullet Proof Paint" by having his men shoot at Super while he is in a car.

Super Dave makes a passionate stand against the colourization of old black and white films. A dance act is planned with "The Christopher Dancers", but as only one of them shows up, Super dismisses him. KD Lang sings "Angel With a Lariat". The lone Christopher Dancer returns and manages to perform a group act, to "ABC" and "The Love You Save" by the Jackson Five. On the compound, Super Dave tries to perform the "Invisible Wall" stunt, in which Fuji will sprinkle Magic Dust on the ground, and Super will drive a car with no brakes through it, and the "Invisible Wall" created by the dust will stop the car before it hits a bulldozer.

Super Dave talks to Leo Thompson, a "Kiss Doctor" who improves people's lives simply by kissing them. He tries it on audience members and it seems to work, but when he tries it on Super Dave, the Super one is less than pleased! Super Dave holds the Million Dollar Contest where a "Mystery Superstar" comes out and plays a song, and viewers have to phone in and guess the title and the artist. At the Super Dave Chapel, Super attempts to do a concentration exercise where Super will tell a joke and Fuji will keep trying to distract him.

Steven Kolodny shows his first Super Dave compilation video. Super Dave and the Super Dave Band attempt to play "Stump the Band" with the audience, where audience members name a song, and if the band can't play it, they get a free dinner. KD Lang sings "Rock Stock and Teardrops". Super Dave has had Jim and Tammy Bakker's old house flown into the compound, which Super will attempt a stunt with. In an attempt to purge his soul, he will set fire to the house and ride his Super Dave Atomic Bike through it.

Super Dave opens the show introducing the "Super Dave Wheel Of Good Fortune" contest, where chosen contestant Rusty Lightbody will take part. Super talks to Herb Normis and Louise Duart, who claim they can channel people. Liberty Silver sings "Let It Begin Tonight". Super then returns to the contest, where he will be strapped to the wheel as it spins, and Gary, the head of the Super Dave Archery School, will shoot arrows at him. When an arrow hits any of the prizes on the wheel, be it $500, a Mike Walden Wardrobe, or lunch with Fuji, Rusty will win that prize.

Super Dave welcomes Tony Cox, head of the network, who is up in the box. He then holds the Super Dave Recollection Contest, where audience members watch a clip of one of Super's stunts, and win prizes for remembering a specific detail about the clip. Two of the clips feature the Super Dave Stunt School from BIZARRE. After the contest, Tony berates Super Dave for how he presents his show, much to Super's annoyance. Bobby McFerrin sings "All I Want". Super and Fuji present their new "Presidential Safety Vehicle" that allows the President of the United States to present himself in a parade. The vehicle features a seat enclosed in safety glass which is height adjustable, and the "Goodwill Hand of Peace" which is a giant hand that waves at the crowds.

Super Dave is at the Osborne Memorial Hospital due to an awful accident. He was rehearsing the show introduction with the girl's softball team at the Super Dave Memorial Sports Arena, where a powerful magnet caused a bus to run into him. Back at the studio, Veronique Belliveau sings "Make A Move On Me". The doctor is wheeling Super in for an operation to remove the fragments of magnet from his body. Glen Campbell sings "Light Years" and "Gentle On My Mind". The operation was a success, despite the fact that the doctor's surgical instruments kept getting stuck to Super.

Super Dave talks with Larry King who has accused him of having plastic surgery merely to improve his looks, and Super tries to prove he only gets it for health reasons by showing tapes of his various stunts. REPEAT: Ronn Lucas performs with Buffalo Billy singing "Row Your Boat". Super shows off the plans of his new "Super Dave Kid Land" which includes Fuji's new invention, the "Coaster Carousel", a variable speed merry go round which can go slow to super fast and prevents falling off caused by sudden stopping.

Super Dave presents Tommy Conrad, a 91-year-old ping pong player, who claims he can play ping pong and lip synch to "Oop Oop Pah Doo" by Billy Thorpe. Super Dave holds the "Hands Across the Land" charity drive, featuring the ultimate charity event where he straps himself to a bell ringer, and people pay to hit his head with a hammer and try to ring the bell. REPEAT: KD Lang sings "Angel with a Lariat". The final event turns out to be a complete success, despite Super getting hit in the head several times.

Super Dave talks to two women who have had cosmetic surgery done, albeit to a bit of an extreme. The Razorbacks perform "It's Saturday Night". At the new Super Dave Swim Stadium, the Super Dave diving team performs some spectacular dives. Fuji helps Super attempt to perform a quadruple flip from a 40 foot tower into an 8 foot tank.

Super and Donald open the new mime area on the compound, where several students are shown and Super Dave's prize mime performs his "Bubblegum City" act. Dan and Paula Hankins are scheduled to perform a duet singing "Touch me in the morning" by Diana Ross, but the couple unfortunately broke up and Dan comes up with the solution of performing the duet all by himself. Fuji assists Super with performing the "Nunji" stunt, which is essentially Super blindfolding himself and driving a race car, and Fuji will give him a surprise at some point.

Super Dave and Bernie Weinthall are at municipal court to try to stop an embarrassing book from being published, which claims that Super treats his workers like dirt. Back at the studio, Super and the Super Dave Band play "Name That Song" with the audience, where they have a chance to win prizes. Fuji demonstrates his new state of the art car alarm that uses a computer to tell whether or not a specific person is trying to get in the car, and the car reacts appropriately.

Super and Donald give a tour of the Super Dave five star kitchen. The kitchen is divided into smoking and non smoking sections, so that smoking customers have smoking cooks prepare their food, and vice versa. Mario, the head chef, turns out to be an aspiring singer. Jenny Jones performs standup. Super and Fuji demonstrate a stunt from the new Rambo movie by having Super locked in handcuffs and put into a chained up footlocker. Super's goal is to escape before something awful happens.

Super presents Steve Allen with the Super Dave academy hall of fame award for his incredible comedic skills. Steve performs his "Letters to the editor" sketch. KD Lang sings "I'm Down To My Last Cigarette". Super introduces the "Super Dave Cycle Troupe" and they perform cycling feats. Super prepares to perform his "Rocket Bike Straight to Hell" where Super will go around a loop, do a flip, and land on another ramp. In addition, Fuji will drive a truck under the ramp with a ring of fire on the roof. However, just when Super is about to get on the loop, he is distracted when a piece of the ramp falls off.

Super Dave announces that it's cameraman Ed Jackman's birthday. Super wants him to sing, but Ed wants to juggle instead. The Razorbacks sing "Lower Beverley". At the office of Super Dave's personal physician, Dr Sidney Karlman, Super gets presented an award from the International Medical Association for the Daredevil Athlete Entertainer of the decade. Super is so touched he gives special hugs to both Mike and Dr Karlman (he doesn't throw the award away either). We are treated to a replay of the "Balloon Ball" stunt from BIZARRE.

Super Dave has been accused by Business week of selling himself out. Super attempts to dispel this by showing how fair the prices are on all his merchandise, and how he is willing to set a limit. Ronn Lucas shows how to make a puppet with old socks, creating a lady puppet and a turtle. Super Dave gets strapped into a chair and attempts to hold on to the back of the Super Dave pickup truck for 30 seconds while Fuji tries to drive it away. However, he only manages to hold on for 29 seconds and calls it quits.

60 minutes has attempted to denounce the Super Dave Weight Loss Centre as a fraud. Donald attempts to prove them wrong by showing a tape of four overweight women from 2 months ago, then bringing the women out now after they lost all that weight. Super Dave has also been accused by Time Magazine of keeping a three million dollar satellite dish for himself rather than using it for the show. He attempts to denounce THIS by having the Smothers Brothers all the way from Los Angeles on the monitor. They sing "Boil That Cabbage Down" and get messed up when Tom misses his cue. At the Super Dave Tarmac, Fuji helps Super perform the "Chair Ski Ride to Death" stunt, where Super will sit on a chair with skis, and a rocket powered truck will pull him and make him go up a kick ramp and jump a bus.

Super introduces Roy Firestone from ESPN, who does impressions of celebrities singing the national anthem (with a huge portrait of himself in the background). The studio has taken two people at random, Eric and Amelie, from the audience and given them makeovers and new outfits, and they also perform a dance act. Super and Donald give a tour of the new Super Dave Special Effects Studio, demonstrating driving through a fake concrete wall, a fake gunfight, and finally the rain room, where a pipe grid overhead simulates a rainstorm.

Super Dave shows how insulting it is that "Eye on the City" programs simply use beautiful women to attract viewers. Ronn Lucas brings a kazoo and a microphone to life, and performs with Buffalo Billy the cowboy singing "The Auctioneer" by Leroy Van Dyke. While waiting for Fuji to arrive, Super shows off his new Train Museum area, including several miniature trains, an actual train bell, and the smallest model train in the world. Super plans to do his "90-90 ride to death", where he will speed up on his sled, and a helicopter will fly toward him and hook onto his helmet with a chain and carry him off. The problem is, they need the weather report from Fuji first.