The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Episode Rating Graph

Hasty Tasty Pancake Company is offering a double-your-money-back guarantee, so Ricky decides to apply for a refund.

Ozzie and Thorny's discussion about basketball escalates until they challenge each other to a game. They include their sons in the grudge match but then begin having second thoughts.

Ozzie becomes upset, and increasingly obsessed, by a newspaper tribute to him that messes up his name.

Confusion reigns when the local department store delivers two new chairs to the wrong Nelson family and then drops off additional chairs or takes back the wrong pieces of Nelson's furniture.

Joe Randolph becomes jealous when he mistakes Ozzie being seen shopping with his wife as a romantic affair.

Ozzie gets roped into trying to take a photo of a flying saucer for a contest sponsored by the Bijou Theatre. The theatre manager, played by Joseph Kearns, awards $1,000 prize money for the best photo.

When David takes up motorcycling, a worried Ozzie tries to talk him out of it.

Ricky gives a pretty riding instructor guitar lessons in exchange for riding lessons.

Ricky might lose his best galpal if it means pledging David's fraternity.

Someone enters Ozzie's name in a contest as a joke and he wins first prize---a pony.

Dave must decide whether to allow a girl to play on the little league football team he's coaching.

Trying to dissuade Ozzie from taking a stag fishing trip, Harriet announces that she's going to take a vacation all by herself.

After a new neighbor moves in, the Nelsons decide they are in a rut and should try different things.

Oz runs into a teacher that informs him that if his son doesn't pick up his work in chemistry, he'll get a failing grade, so he high pressures Rick into studying harder, and forgoing his social life.

The Nelsons and their neighbors, the Randolphs, try to play Cupid for a bachelor.

Ozzie and Harriet wind up as babysitters so that young people can attend a dance being held by David and his fraternity brothers.

Oz agrees to babysit a small boy's pet kitten named Freddie.

David gets a temporary job working nighttime security.

Rick and his band get their first engagement to play at a sorority dance. Ozzie and his friend think they might be able to play banjos at the dance.

David is taking art and after he brings home a Christmas scene he painted, his parents are impressed. Ozzie and Harriet decide to make it their Christmas card.

Ozzie finds himself becoming obsessed with a children's television program.

David holds his fraternity rush party at the Nelson home and the other members of the family try to stay out of the way.

Psychology student David checks Ozzie's photograph for criminal tendencies.

Ozzie greets a beautiful morning brimming with optimism, which soon makes a downhill turn.

While digging for worms to go fishing, Ricky discovers an old Spanish Doubloon.

No one wants to stay up until 2:37 in the morning to watch the lunar eclipse - except Ozzie. He's determined to snap a picture of the scientific event through a telescope.

The 'Gay Blade' is a new kind of knife sharpener, which Harriet bought, and she expects non-mechanically inclined Ozzie to figure out how to correctly assemble its numerous parts.

Ozzie's decision to clean the garage causes housekeeping trouble.

Ozzie and Thorny get into a heated football game with their new neighbor.

Ozzie invites an old friend of his to dinner without telling Harriet.

Ozzie wants Ricky to play football but Harriet wants him to join the school band.

Ozzie decides to make homemade ice cream but it doesn't turn out as well as expected.

Ozzie and Harriet are concerned when David appears to be heading toward the altar at what they consider much too young an age.

Though he hasn't had a piano lesson since the age of nine, Thorny bets Ozzie that he can learn to play a complete song within one week.

Ozzie wants to throw a surprise testimonial dinner in appreciation of Doc Williams.

A little girl is following Ricky around, everywhere he goes. When Ozzie & Harriet try to talk to her, she runs away. Ozzie, Harriet, David, Ricky & even Thorny are trying to figure out what she wants.

David gets a babysitting job and Ozzie is worried about David and the baby.

David and Ricky finally get their own separate rooms - with hilarious results.

Ozzie gets roped into agreeing to fight Thorny in a boxing exhibition match to be held at an evening Boy Scout rally.

David is given his first house key and the responsibility that goes with it.

The boys just got a newspaper route, but it's Ozzie who winds up having to make the rounds on their first morning.

In order to make closet space, Harriet insists Ozzie get rid of his multitude of neckties.

After hearing a speech at the women's club about exciting careers for women. Harriet starts to think about pursuing a career of her own, something "old-fashioned" Ozzie is dead against.

David has a problem: he has to find a date for his girlfriend's visiting cousin.

A stray dog attaches itself to the Nelsons, and they can’t get rid of him to go on a planned trip to Rainbow Lake.

David doesn't like Ricky's jazz music records, and Ricky doesn't care for David's classical music records. It's a battle of the phonographs!

Harriet thinks that she and Ozzie are not spending enough quality time together. Ozzie offers to take her golfing but Harriet has other plans.

Ozzie and Thorny decide to become volunteer firemen.

Harriet accidentally takes the wrong car home from the supermarket.

Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.

Ozzie and Harriet must decide whether to celebrate their 19th wedding anniversary with a night on the town or to stay at home and chaperon a party for Ricky.

Ozzie and Harriet read the newspaper and talk about Nancy Walker.

Having come home the previous day from Aunt Ellen's without any Thanksgiving leftovers, Ozzie and the boys become obsessed with a craving for more turkey

While in Herb Dunkle's empty office, Ozzie teaches Ricky how to crack a safe.

An old friend of the family mails a monogrammed pipe to David, not realizing he isn't even college age, yet.

Herb Dunkle talks to Ozzie about a new organization in town, "The National Anti-Noise Society". But is this new club ready for Ozzie & Thorny to join?

David and Will Thornberry's school essays give them both a chance to be mayor for the day during "Civic Day". Now if only Ozzie and Thorny will quit arguing about which son is going to be the honorable mayor.

Thorny needs a reference about his fiscal worthiness and asks Ozzie to write one for him. Ozzie as a joke writes a negative one but goes into a panic when he thinks Ricky mailed it.

Harriet decides to give a dinner party but runs into problems when she learns her friend has already planned a dinner party and the Thornberrys are not invited.

Ozzie treats a cold the way his mother used to do - with booze.

Both Dave and Ricky want Ozzie to partner with them for the Father And Son Table Tennis Tournament. The dilemma is that he can only play with one son.

Ozzie and Harriet anguish over whether or not to allow 13-year-old Ricky to take a 150-mile train trip on his own.

Ozzie and Thorny stage their version of "Hamlet" in the Nelson's living room.

Harriet writes to 'Aunt Martha', who gives advice through her 'A Friend of the Family' column in the local newspaper.

When Harriet insists that everyone write thank-you notes, Ozzie struggles to write his to Thorny.

After a fender-bender, Thorny gets his day in court.

Ozzie and David receive Christmas gifts after Christmas from Grandma Nelson.