The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Episode Rating Graph

It looks like Ozzie's going to be late to a luncheon where he's scheduled to deliver a speech on the importance of being on time.

Ricky wants to send a letter to a cute girl who wrote to him, but Ozzie has accidentally destroyed the envelope containing her return address.

The Nelsons decide to start using a suggestion box for family matters.

Harriet loses a gold pin Ozzie had given her. It was insured, and they collect on it. The check comes made out to both of them, and they disagree on who should endorse it over to the other person and what the money should be spent on.

Hasty Tasty Pancake Company is offering a double-your-money-back guarantee, so Ricky decides to apply for a refund.

Ozzie and Thorny's discussion about basketball escalates until they challenge each other to a game. They include their sons in the grudge match but then begin having second thoughts.

Ozzie becomes upset, and increasingly obsessed, by a newspaper tribute to him that messes up his name.

Confusion reigns when the local department store delivers two new chairs to the wrong Nelson family and then drops off additional chairs or takes back the wrong pieces of Nelson's furniture.

Someone enters Ozzie's name in a contest as a joke and he wins first prize---a pony.

Ozzie finds himself becoming obsessed with a children's television program.

Ozzie invites an old friend of his to dinner without telling Harriet.

Ozzie wants Ricky to play football but Harriet wants him to join the school band.

Ozzie decides to make homemade ice cream but it doesn't turn out as well as expected.

Ozzie and Harriet are concerned when David appears to be heading toward the altar at what they consider much too young an age.

Though he hasn't had a piano lesson since the age of nine, Thorny bets Ozzie that he can learn to play a complete song within one week.

Ozzie wants to throw a surprise testimonial dinner in appreciation of Doc Williams.

A little girl is following Ricky around, everywhere he goes. When Ozzie & Harriet try to talk to her, she runs away. Ozzie, Harriet, David, Ricky & even Thorny are trying to figure out what she wants.

Dressed only in pajamas, Ozzie and Thorny embark on a bizarre adventure.

Ozzie and Thorny are under extreme marital pressure to perform their annual spring cleaning chores.

Doc Williams is selling a fancy sportscar, and Ozzie is tempted to buy it.

David invites his girlfriend Susan over to his home for dinner.

Ricky wants to turn in his old train set in for a new chemistry set.

Ozzie tries to derail Thorny's scheme to save money by having his house painted with the paint that is leftover from painting Ozzie's home. Ozzie demands that Thorny paint his house a different color than his. Meanwhile, Ricky gets permission to express his individuality by redecorating his half of the bedroom he shares with David.

Ricky tries to teach an old dog new tricks. Meanwhile, Ozzie and Thorny take drastic measures to avoid going to a violin recital with their wives, in order to stay home and watch the big fight on television, instead.

When one of Ricky's Christmas gifts cannot be located, the entire Nelson family's holiday spirits plummet. However, the ensuing search enables the family to demonstrate the true spirit of Christmas.

Ozzie agrees to pay David fifty dollars when he grows to be the same height as his dad.

Ozzie comes across a mysterious metal bolt, and sets about the house in search of where it's supposed to go.

Wally Dipple invents an unusual garage door opener. Ozzie and Thorny want to invest in it, but their plans hit a little snag.

Wally Dipple invites Ozzie and Harriet to his annual "Come-As-You-Are" party, and Ozzie does his best not to be caught in a robe and pajamas like last year.

Ozzie is bursting with pride when David is chosen over several boys as an usher at the local movie theatre. Ozzie's pride is tempered when he learns why David was chosen over the other boys.

It's hot versus cold, as Ozzie and Harriet battle over setting the furnace's thermostat.

Everyone in the neighborhood wants to use Ozzie's new backyard pool. The trouble is - it hasn't been built, yet.

After giving David a lecture on saving his money, Ozzie and Thorny indulge in some impulsive buying at the local sporting goods store.

Ozzie needs to have the roof gutter repaired before the next rain, but a bird's nest is holding up the works.

Ozzie and Harriet are receiving a visit from a couple they met when away for a weekend through mutual friends but are having trouble remembering who they are.

David has a rival, and his name is Will Thornberry - his next door neighbor.

Ozzie decides to diet so he can fit into a pair of size 33 pants.

David gets a babysitting job and Ozzie is worried about David and the baby.

David and Ricky finally get their own separate rooms - with hilarious results.

Ozzie gets roped into agreeing to fight Thorny in a boxing exhibition match to be held at an evening Boy Scout rally.

David is given his first house key and the responsibility that goes with it.

The boys just got a newspaper route, but it's Ozzie who winds up having to make the rounds on their first morning.

An old friend of the family mails a monogrammed pipe to David, not realizing he isn't even college age, yet.

Ozzie and Harriet anguish over whether or not to allow 13-year-old Ricky to take a 150-mile train trip on his own.

Ozzie and Thorny stage their version of "Hamlet" in the Nelson's living room.

Harriet writes to 'Aunt Martha', who gives advice through her 'A Friend of the Family' column in the local newspaper.

David is excited about an upcoming dance and it's going to be formal. But Ozzie thinks buying his son a new tuxedo is too expensive so carious options are explored. Ozzie discusses it with Thorny whose boy Will also needs a tux.

Ozzie and Harriet must decide whether to celebrate their 19th wedding anniversary with a night on the town or to stay at home and chaperon a party for Ricky.

In order to make closet space, Harriet insists Ozzie get rid of his multitude of neckties.

Ozzie gets upset when the gravel Thornberry ordered is dumped in his yard instead. After a phone call, things get worse. Worse yet, Thornberry is down on his back and can't deal with the problem himself, which leaves only one person to take care of the mess.

When Harriet insists that everyone write thank-you notes, Ozzie struggles to write his to Thorny.

As a favor to their wives, Ozzie and Thorny are to deliver sandwiches and potato salad to the women's club. They need to use David's car but he leaves with the food in the trunk. Ozzie takes Ricky's bike and Thorny is on skates as they try to locate the missing refreshments.

Ozzie is distressed by unexpected bills and David always seems to need extra cash. He takes a stand when David asks for $10 while Thornberry has the same situation with his son Will. In the end the two dads undermine each other.

After hearing a speech at the women's club about exciting careers for women. Harriet starts to think about pursuing a career of her own, something "old-fashioned" Ozzie is dead against.

David has a problem: he has to find a date for his girlfriend's visiting cousin.

After a fender-bender, Thorny gets his day in court.

A stray dog attaches itself to the Nelsons, and they can’t get rid of him to go on a planned trip to Rainbow Lake.

David is borrowing money from everyone he knows to help out a friend. When Ozzie misinterprets a letter from a finance company to David, (it's an advertising flier), he thinks that David's car in being repossessed. Oz and Harriet think that David is in deep financial trouble.

Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.

Ozzie and Harriet read the newspaper and talk about Nancy Walker.

On Halloween night, Ozzie and Thorny make plans to attend a non-costume party as Satan and a Scotsman. Meanwhile Ricky and David attend a Halloween Party at school and the Nelson household is besieged by children demanding candy - or else.

Having come home the previous day from Aunt Ellen's without any Thanksgiving leftovers, Ozzie and the boys become obsessed with a craving for more turkey

While in Herb Dunkle's empty office, Ozzie teaches Ricky how to crack a safe.

David and Ricky would like an increase in their allowances so Ozzie develops a point system regarding household chores. He includes every family member but regrets it as it points out that one person is doing very little of the tasks.

Harriet encounters an older man who worked at an amusement park she and Ozzie frequented when they dated. She invites him to dinner where he thinks Ozzie is named Walter, then spends the evening telling stories about Harriet and Walter.

Herb Dunkle talks to Ozzie about a new organization in town, "The National Anti-Noise Society". But is this new club ready for Ozzie & Thorny to join?

David and Will Thornberry's school essays give them both a chance to be mayor for the day during "Civic Day". Now if only Ozzie and Thorny will quit arguing about which son is going to be the honorable mayor.

Thorny needs a reference about his fiscal worthiness and asks Ozzie to write one for him. Ozzie as a joke writes a negative one but goes into a panic when he thinks Ricky mailed it.