In the late night premiere, the guys dive into discussing the "rigged" election. Later comedian/rapper Awkwafina stops by the studio.

Desus and Mero discuss Mary J Blige's divorce proceedings, Al Green's painful anniversary and shout out conspiracy theorists everywhere.

Desus and Mero don't talk about the debate but they do talk about a smoking North Korean chimp. DJ Vashtie Kola stops by.

Desus & Mero recap the debate lowlights, breakdown Kanye's latest rant and Charlamagne Tha God stops by to watch a clip of the first ever hate crime during a game of cornhole.

Lighting some people up.

Put on your sunglasses because this episode is super lit.

This episode is on fire.

This episode isn't just TV, it's art.

Desus & Mero welcome Anthony Weiner back into the headlines and shout out the world's largest pit bull. Jillionaire stops by to question the need for Halloween.

Desus & Mero judge Lebron's Halloween party and Jay and Bey's costumes. But the scariest part of last night was Tump leading the polls by one point.

Desus & Mero beg their fans to stop tweeting that the Knicks suck. Rembert Browne stops by to reminisce about his flight on Air Force 1.

Desus & Mero discuss the World Champion Chicago Cubs' disgusting dugout celebration, Kenny Chesney's disgusting snub of Beyonce and Johnny Damon's disgusting support of Trump.

Desus & Mero endorse Jay Z's endorsement of Hillary and Putin's love of bears. Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco stops by to talk about what life with Barry is like.

Desus & Mero usher in the end of our national nightmare live! With special in-studio guests Talib Kweli, Cardi B and Jim Jones. Plus political commentary from Joe Budden, Ezra Koenig, Charlamagne Tha God and The Fat Jew.

Desus & Mero nurse their election hangover by continuing to talk about the election. DeRay McKesson stops by to talk election aftermath and his activism.

Desus & Mero talk the awkward Trump/Obama meet and greet, the awful Paul McCartney Mannequin Challenge and Mero's wife surprises him with a phone call.

Desus & Mero welcome white nationalism to the White House and listen to Yoko Ono's screaming tribute to President-elect Trump. Bomani Jones stops by to discuss The Root 100 list.

Desus & Mero discuss Barry's dig on Hillary and New Balance's unwanted endorsement deal. Nick Catchdubs stops by to talk about 50 Cents' rainmaking skills.

Desus & Mero look forward to Trump's reality show presidency. Adult film star Janice Griffin stops by to talk racism in porn and adult stocking stuffers.

Desus & Mero discuss Drake's staged crush. Cord Jefferson stops by to play a game of where in the world was Cord Jefferson.

Desus & Mero break down Kanye's breakdown and shout out yoga goats. NY Times Food editor Sam Sifton stops by to talk about chopped cheese appropriations.

Desus & Mero salute the alt-right for not being as bad as actual Nazis and impersonate DMX. Special guest Rashida Jones stops by to show us her monkey bite scar.

Desus & Mero prepare for Thanksgiving with blogger @KFC from Barstool Sports.

Desus & Mero celebrate Thanksgiving by giving thanks for their favorite moments from past episodes of Desus & Mero.

Desus & Mero discuss Colin Kaepernick's foray into controversial t-shirt wearing. Artist Tony Peralta stops by to talk Washington Heights gentrification.

Desus & Mero say some problematic $#!%. Columnist Michael Arceneaux joins them.

Desus & Mero discuss what Mitt Romney ate besides his pride during dinner with Donald Trump. Chris Hayes stops by to talk growing up in the Bronx.

Desus & Mero discuss Melo's last second shot and Obama's last minute weed endorsement. Model Amina Blue stops by to talk about music video life.

Desus & Mero congratulate Ben Carson for getting the job he said he's unqualified for. Ebony editor Jamilah Lemieux discusses misconceptions about black activist groups.

Desus & Mero take credit for Klay Thompson's 60 point explosion. Knicks Superfan The Loopy Blogger stops by to talk about who he has beefs with and why he's a Dallas Cowboys fan.

Desus & Mero make plans to spend Mother's Day with Derek Jeter. Legendary hip hop group The Lox stop by to talk about coming up and staying there.

Desus watches Mero destroy the Apple Crush challenge. ESPN's Pablo Torre stops by to name drop Mark Zuckerberg's wife and to teach us the New York way to kill a mouse.

Desus & Mero join Trump in questioning his intelligence. Immortal Technique sits down to talk about that time he made Lin-Manuel Miranda sing in a garbage can.

Desus & Mero discuss Kanye's strangest move to date: meeting with Trump. Nick Cannon stops by to dish on why he wasn't invited to his kids' playdate with Beyonce.

Desus and Mero debate whether or not you should mouth kiss your kids. Willie Geist stops by to talk about interviewing Mick Jagger.

Mero pleads with Chrissy Teigen to follow him on Twitter again while Desus loses his shit. Comedian Franchesca Ramsey tells us why you should never make white girls cry.

Desus compliments Mero for his "butt expertise." Garbage Time's Katie Nolan stops by to audition for the newly open position in Fifth Harmony.

Desus & Mero shoutout the security guard who was way too excited to see the San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders. John Hodgman sits down to talk about the time he kinda wished he and his wife had gotten hit by a car and to throw some shade at the Verizon guy.

Desus & Mero watch videos that make them never want to book Delta flights to Kentucky. Angie Martinez stops by to try her best to make the guys cry.

On their last show of 2016, Desus & Mero celebrate the holidays by braving the cold and bros of Santacon.

Desus & Mero kick off the new year by watching a video of a guy not getting shot for calling a cop a dickhead. Abdullah Saeed stops by to teach the guys how to smoke weed out of a bear's ass.

Desus reminds Mero that Sessions is the guy who sees no value in Dominican immigrants. Josh Brown stops by to give some money tips and clarify he's not THAT Josh Brown.

Desus & Mero discuss Barry's powerful farewell speech and the accuracy of Trump's golden leak. NY Times Critic Wesley Morris stops by to talk about the one door his pulitzer prize has yet to open for him.

Desus & Mero cancel their L.L. Bean catalog subscription and mourn a robot monkey's death. Writer Jenna Wortham talks about the time she turned down an offer from NYT.

Desus & Mero celebrate MLK day with recording artist Jean Grea.

Desus somehow gets Mero REALLY fired up about Ray Romano. Comedian Neal Brennan talks about his Netflix special, public bathrooms and "The Pullout Gang."

Desus & Mero debate Nelly vs Drake but agree there's definitely a Trump pee tape. Melissa Harris-Perry discusses tampon earrings and the time she saw Obama at Walgreens.

Desus asks UFC's Amanda Nunes to give Mero some tips for kicking Ray Romano's ass. Jamali Maddix talks about meeting racists and the calming effect of saying "White Devil."

Desus & Mero share some alternative facts and play a game of "Fuck Up a Nazi." "Another Round" podcast hosts Heben and Tracy talk women's march and b-hole bleaching.

Soledad O'Brien pleads with the media to stop normalizing white supremacy. Desus & Mero plead with their male viewers to get tested for HPV.

Desus & Mero watch Sean Spicer stutter through a press conference and Kellyanne bomb at standup. Joe Budden talks Trump's wall and invites the guys to his pool party.

Donald Trump is still talking about the size of his inauguration crowd and Sean Spicer is still tweeting with his butt cheeks. Stevie J tells a Biggie story for the ages.

Desus & Mero discuss Trump's fears of Muslims and staircases. CC Sabathia talks about throwing 147 pitches in a game and eating two boxes of Cap'n Crunch in one sitting.

Desus & Mero watch a group of Chimps eat their dead leader's genitals. Former Black Panther Jamal Joseph talks about his transformative moment in prison, his memoir and his new film, "Chapter & Verse."

Desus & Mero dive into Donald Trump's Black History Month "listening session", wonder what Obama's vacation is looking like, and examine Drake's appearance on Nicki Minaj's Instagram.

Beyonce is having twins, Donald is praying for Arnold and Desus & Mero are fighting a Ray Romano pillow. Jemele Hill talks sports, politics, and Beyonce's twins.

Desus & Mero recap the Super Bowl & blame the Russians for the Patriots' win. Fat Joe talks about his love of the Bronx & how giant birds made him sell his dream house.

Desus & Mero check out Barry's vacay pics and watch a cockroach get removed from a girl's skull. BMX rider Nigel Sylvester does the first and last bike trick on set.

Desus & Mero show us what Mitch McConnell and George Lopez have in common. Hot 97's Nessa joins the debate on mouth kissing your kids and talks vegan farts.

Desus & Mero trash Ivanka Trump's shoes, freestyle rap Coretta Scott King's name and pay Charles Oakley the respects that the Knicks refuse to.

Desus & Mero compares Adele's Grammy speech to a typical ending of a Knicks game. Yandy Smith recalls working for Jim Jones when "Ballin" dropped.

Desus & Mero spend Valentine's Day talking about Trump & Flynn's breakup, Ivanka's Trudeau crush and gorilla sex. Mr. Vegas proves he can still hit the high notes.

Desus & Mero read angry Trump tweets and a sad Future Instagram. Rachel Maddow discusses how fiction is a better source than history in contextualizing today's news.

Desus & Mero get just as confused as you did by Donald Trump's bizarre press conference. David East tells us why he was afraid to drive Kevin Durant's Maybach.

Desus & Mero recap the Oscars and breakdown Remy Ma's latest dis on Nicki Manaj. Activist Johnetta Elzie talks about getting tear gassed in Ferguson and Campaign Zero.

Desus & Mero tell Kellyanne to get her damn feet off the damn couch. Comedian Damien Lemon tells us how to handle hecklers.

Desus & Mero breakdown Trump's joint session in DC and Sessions' threat to joints everywhere. Don Q warns that his crew might steal your girl at his show.

Jeff Sessions gets exposed for being the liar Desus & Mero have been telling you he is. Flatbush Zombies talk about guilty purchases and psychedelics.

Desus & Mero discuss the pros but mostly the cons of the 'smart condom.' Eddie Huang tells his Mongolian airport bathroom disaster story.

Ben Carson redefines slavery, Trump literally stands in Hill's shadow and Mero juggles fruit for Desus. Ebro stops by to discuss his role in the Nicki/Remy beef.

Desus & Mero play some of Donald Trump's greatest hits on women. Crissle West tells us how she plans to celebrate International Women's Day.

Desus & Mero celebrate the union of Bronx royalty J-Lo & A-Rod. Joey Bada$$ discusses acting, music and what the secret service asked him not to do.

Desus & Mero remind Congressman Steve King that Iowa was not part of the confederacy. Faith Evans discusses her new album and Biggie's legacy.

Breitbart and the CBO snitch on Paul Ryan and Sam Jackson tells black British actors to Get Out. Guest Michael Arceneaux is on team Nicki and dreams of being gay Future.

Desus & Mero breakdown the Maddow letdown and the greatest Bronx video ever. NFL player Jared Odrick talks locker room fights and Toradol Tuesdays.

Trump is 0 for 2 on racist travel bans but batting .1000 in "Lock Her Up" chants at rallies. Jesse Williams talks ebrojis, his favorite job and not being an actual Dr.

Drake drops his new album, Comey testifies and Desus & Mero remind the world that Tim Allen's a snitch. Chris Hayes talks about his new book and Trump's tweets.

In a strange twist, Desus & Mero talk Trump's golfing and Tiger Woods' hair. VICE World of Sports host Sal Masekela recalls getting high with Method Man and DMX.

Desus & Mero pay tribute to twitter comic Mike Huckabee and classic NBA fights. Young M.A talks about her drunken Jamaican show and the online obsession with her strap.

Desus & Mero imagine what it would be like to party with Trump in Russia. Michael Skolnik recalls the time Trump told him he'd run for president in 2012.

Trump helps Desus & Mero discover their new least favorite Fox News host. Mike Will Made-It recalls the time Chief Keef hung up on him.

Desus & Mero tell Rachel Dolezal and Bill O'Reilly to stay out of black peoples' hair. Run The Jewels talk about the moment they knew their solo days were done.

Desus & Mero tell Maxine Waters and April Ryan they got their backs. Arian Foster discusses his retirement from the NFL and fighting wolves to the death.

Desus & Mero theorize why Mike Pence really calls his wife "Mother." Juelz Santana recalls waking up Cam'ron to meet him and bar fighting with Jim Jones.

Desus & Mero discuss Bill O'Reilly's harassment suits, thank Jerry Jones for finally being pro-weed and watch a video of a grandma literally getting shit-faced.

Trump voters worry they'll end up on the wrong side of the wall they voted for. Hari Kondabolu recalls interning for Hillary Clinton and saying no to Chris Rock.

Desus & Mero help Pepsi understand what they got wrong in their new ad. Guest Angela Rye addresses her epic beatdown on Joe Walsh.

Trump changes his tune on Syria and Maxine Waters wants O'Reilly in jail. Guest Mack Wilds talks about his new album and how he got on Adele's video for "Hello."

Desus & Mero travel to LA for Weed Week! Jerrod Carmichael talks about his idea for a new Titanic movie, meeting Petey Pablo & having no fond memories of being poor.

Lala makes Melo a free agent and Trump casually hopes to avoid nuclear war. Anthony Anderson talks about going back to college and why he had to hire his mother.

The Patriots meet Trump without Brady & O'Reilly meets the Pope without a job. Aubrey Plaza stops by to FaceTime Chelsea Peretti for baby gift ideas.

Desus & Mero celebrate 420 by debating who the hottest white male celebrity is. Shane Smith talks about his Picasso plate and being banned from North Korea.

Obama speaks to Chicago youth about leadership while our nation's leader sends a flurry of angry tweets from his toilet. A$AP Ferg talks fashion & Timb etiquette.

Shea Moisture and FaceApp compete to see which company can offend the most people of color. Jay Williams tells us why he would never gamble with Michael Jordan.

Fox News is an equal opportunity discriminator & their boy Jesse Watters defends Ivanka by making a dick joke. Rick Ross talks healthy eating & makes it rain watermelons.

Trump releases his tax plan on what appears to be a dinner napkin. Chad Johnson talks about his FIFA soccer dominance and encourages Desus to make a baby.

Fyre Festival was neither fire nor festive & Trump thinks the Civil War was just a big misunderstanding. Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his new book & movie plot holes.

It's racist bobblehead night at Fenway while Lala shades Melo at the Met Gala. The Lucas Bros. discuss their Netflix special and their Jermaine Jackson obsession.

Hillary emerges with some tweet inducing shade for Trump while Jeter & A-Rod bond during a terrible interview. Paul Scheer gives the guys shit for shopping at Erewhon.

To celebrate the 100th episode of Desus & Mero, Morning Joe and Mika get engaged and Tom Colicchio joins the guys for a Chopped Cheese taste test.

Charles Barkley tries to end racism with a TV show while a racist Trader Joe's shopper earns her 15 minutes the hard way. Krishna Andavolu talks about driving stoned.

Sally Yates fact slaps Ted Cruz and Spirit takes bad airline PR to the next level. Shad Moss recalls the time Michael Jordan threw out his sneakers.

Comey gets fired by Trump and Bow Bow gets busted by the internet. Timothy Simons discusses how it sometimes feel like team Trump is parodying Veep.

Marcon's wife is his former classmate's hot mom & Trump says things he shouldn't have to Lester Holt. Cipha Sounds recalls the time Jay Z wouldn't give him his number.

Kellyanne Conway might be as miserable in her job as we hope she is. Al Sharpton recalls what he told Obama in '04 and what he told Trump in '17.

Trump leaks all over some Russians again and his McMaster tries to clean up the mess. Cari Champion explains why thigh meat and journalism mesh.

Putin & Comey both offer to share their notes on Trump's sketchy Oval Office conversations. Whoopi Goldberg discusses fame, the Knicks and her cannabis product for women.

Trump cries witch hunt, Ryan learns that tape recorders aren't loyal and there's a Japanese porn star who looks criminally young. Melissa Harris-Perry returns!

Trump takes his talents to the Middle East for some sword dancing, orb grabbing, & First Lady irritating. NBA'er Enes Kanter explains why Turkey revoked his passport.

Desus & Mero run with a twitter rumor that Melania wants out & marvel at a clip of two bees having sex. Hannibal Buress talks Baywatch and "vague fame."

Trump meets the pope, Shaq & Barkley go at it and Ellen grills Nicki Minaj about Nas. Rob Huebel explains why he's banned from Yankee Stadium.

Trump finally gets to piss off NATO in person & former brain surgeon Ben Carson thinks poverty is a mindset. Larry Wilmore tells us which of his shows he's most proud of.

Bill Maher drops the N word on his show and Megyn Kelly fails to get Putin to confess on hers. Malcolm Gladwell explains why you shouldn't want your kids to be geniuses.

Eric & Donald Tump Jr. defend their dad, their business, and their sister. Joy Reid recalls the craziest story she ever covered as a reporter in Florida.

Trump's intelligence team won't snitch to the Senate and Seinfeld won't give Ke$ha a hug. Sasheer Zamata lists all the other comics she gets confused for.

Comey calls Trump a liar under oath, McCain forgets which hearing he's at and more bee sex! Ron Funches breaks down his weed intake and his beef with LeBron.

Melania moves to DC, Barkley goes to fat camp & there's finally a hair tattoo for bald people. Freddie Gibbs talks about being falsely accused and jailed in Austria.

Trump's cabinet heaps staged praise on their leader, Durant gets his ring & Rodman goes back to North Korea to see his boo. Big Boi unblocks Desus on Twitter.

Sessions testifies that he has a bad memory & that black women make him nervous. Lizzo talks about performing at Sam Bee's party for Hillary on election night.

For his birthday, Trump gets an investigation from the FBI and some serious clowning from the Australian PM. French Montana talks his new single and his bowling game.

Trump's lawyer confirms & denies he's under investigation, Jay Z teases his new song & a man messes with the wrong pig. Baron Ambrosia recalls swimming the Bronx River.

Desus & Mero bid a fond, "just in case" farewell to the Spiceman. Casanova 2X talks touring with Taxstone, sharing the stage with his daughter & meeting Jay Z.

A pro golfer tries to end racism with some tweets & Reverend Al shows off his freakish strength. James Davis talks hanging with Kevin Hart and growing up Hood Adjacent.

Trump admits he didn't tape Comey & Phil Jackson admits he might ruin the Knicks. Matt Walsh talks living in the apocalypse & refrigerated dog food.

Joe Budden's got no time for Migos & Trump's blaming Obama for his Russian drama. Bert Kreischer recalls the time Will Smith took him to the movies.

Drake hosts the NBA Awards and LaVar Ball takes his act to the WWE. Janet Mock talks about her new book and hanging with Oprah.

The Knicks are free at last from Phil, Melo reunites with Lala & Trump hits on a reporter in the Oval Office. Von Miller talks celebration dances & chicken farming.

Mika Brzezinski gets so deep under Trump's skin that he angrily tweets about hers. Diddy talks about his career and his new documentary "Cant' Stop Won't Stop."

Conor McGregor makes a racial joke to prove he isn't racist. Eagles Safety Malcolm Jenkins discusses his criminal justice reform activism.

Michael Vick offers terrible advice to Colin Kaepernick and Trumpcare dies on the table. Issa Rae talks season 2 of Insecure and #TeamIssa.

Trump Jr. wants this nightmare to end as bad as we do. Action Bronson talks F*ck That's Delicious and his new album "Blue Chips 7000."

O.J. takes his talents to the parole board, Trump talks to the failing NY Times & a raccoon takes a hydrant bath in the BX. Matteo Lane talks Grindr & dating in Italy.

"The Mooch" picks up the Spiceman's mic and Kushner kicks off his "no collusion" tour. A-Trak talks Fool's Gold and touring with Kanye.

Trump takes some Boy Scouts to the swamp and Stephen A. spills more tea on Lebron & Kyrie. Spike Jonze talks Frank Ocean & the one prank they couldn't air on Jackass.

Trump bans trans people from serving in the military he dodged. Vic Mensa talks about his 30-foot fall, tagging in Chicago and his new album "Autobiography."

Beiber has Jesus fever, The BBC gets a whiff of The Mooch & we got dancing grannies! Jessica Williams talks hanging with J.K. Rowling, Panda Express and her new show.

Steph clowns Lebron, Mrs. Mooch files for divorce and Chris Christie confronts another angry sports fan. Irv Gotti talks "Tales", J-Lo and 50 Cent.

Down goes The Mooch, Trump's got police brutality jokes and another demon goat video surfaces. DeRay McKesson talks RompHims, Kaepernick & mending fences with Whoopi.

MJ gives LaVar Ball some fatherly advice and J-Lo & A-Rod take a joy ride. Liza Treyger talks shutting down hecklers and meeting Steve-O.

Stephen Miller brings his alt right charm to the WH press corps & Ray Lewis offers more confusing advice to Kaepernick. Jay Ellis talks nude scenes & Insecure's rise.

Trump vacations in New Jersey, Putin fishes topless & Jon Jones chokes out Mero. James Van Der Beek talks playing Diplo and being the original meme.

Trump's base shrinks & Boosie BadAzz posts a helluva birthday message to his young son. Yvonne Orji talks Insecure, meeting Obama & touring with Chris Rock.

Trump sees Kim Jong Un's crazy & raises him "Fire and Fury", Manafort gets raided & Usher burns his accuser. DJ Clue talks DJing for The Mooch & meeting Michael Jackson

European leaders throw shade at Trump while God okays him nuking North Korea. Max Kellerman talks McGregor vs Mayweather & LeBron vs Jordan.

Nazis send their worst and whitest to Virginia. Joe Mande talks his Netflix special, getting voicemails from Fabolous and tweeting dick pics to Mitch McConnell.

A CNN panel erupts, a Confederate statue falls & Kim K. fails to get her fans to forgive Jeffree Star's racism. Seth Meyers talks Charlottesville, SNL & roasting Trump.

Trump tries to convince America that not all Nazis are bad. Rep. Adriano Espaillat explains why he wanted to go to DC and gets introduced to "I no fucking baby."

A Nazi cries for help and a CA teacher fights to make Nazi punching legal. Angela Rye talks her new podcast, Omarosa & the CNN cafeteria.

Trump stares down the eclipse & the NYPD raises "Blue Racism" awareness. Rachel Nichols explains why athletes shouldn't stick to sports.

Tucker Carlson praises Trump for staring at the sun & a woman explains how you can get pregnant through the back door. Zane Lowe talks Kanye's impact on his career.

Trump rambles to his base for 77 minutes at a rally in Phoenix. Russell Peters talks fighting bullies and almost getting to make out with Sofia Vergara.

James Clapper frets over Trump having nuke codes, a black man marches for the Confederacy & a dog uses a urinal. Esperanza Spalding recalls jamming with Prince.

Mayweather KOs McGregor, Cardi B. wants Offset to propose & Trump appears to brag about his hurricane size. Rashad Jennings talks dancing, poetry and saving money.

Trump visits Texas to offer its governor his support & an awkward handshake. The failing NY Times has new dirt on his ties to Russia. Bam Margera discusses his wild past.

Joel Osteen responds to his twitter shamers and Trump admires the turnout for his hurricane rally. Aminé talks his new album, Portland and meeting Malia Obama.

Master P. has words for Kevin Hart, Jamie Foxx does a mean Stephen A. & Aaron Rodgers kinda has Kaepernick's back. Jermaine Fowler talks family & "Superior Donuts."

Steve Bannon flexes his jowls on 60 minutes and Jim Carrey stops by Fashion Week to trash it. Danny McBride and Walton Goggins talk Vice Principals.

Ted Cruz gets caught liking porn, Sergio Dipp takes bad sideline reporting to the next level & I No Fucking Baby lights up at a traffic stop. Jerry Ferrara talks "Power."

Jemele Hill's Trump tweets upset racist Twitter and Jason Whitlock. Iman Shumpert recalls shooting Kanye's Fade video with his wife.