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John Callahan's Quads! Episode Guide
Maimed Manor
S1 Ep1
2nd Feb 2001
Paralyzed in a car accident, Riley O'Reilly receives a mansion as settlement. Riley spends all of his settlement money on parties and beer, and his differently abled friends leave because he's always drunk. Riley comes to them to entice them to live with him, on the condition that he gives up drinking.
Bad Manors
S1 Ep2
9th Feb 2001
Spalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.
1-800-Gimp
S1 Ep3
16th Feb 2001
Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for ""unfortunate gimps"".
The Fraud Quad
S1 Ep4
23rd Feb 2001
Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.
Christmas Holidaze
S1 Ep5
17th Dec 2001
Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.
Lifewheel 3000
S1 Ep6
2nd Mar 2001
Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.
Gonads Faust
S1 Ep7
9th Mar 2001
Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.
Monkey In The Middle
S1 Ep8
16th Mar 2001
Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.
The Son's Also Blinded
S1 Ep9
23rd Mar 2001
The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.
Guinea Pigs
S1 Ep10
30th Mar 2001
The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - untill the side effects kick in.
The Unkindest Cut
S1 Ep11
6th Apr 2001
An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.
Fatal Distraction
S1 Ep12
13th Apr 2001
Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.
Spalding in the Family Way
S1 Ep13
20th Apr 2001
Spalding's parents come to visit, but Spalding thinks they don't know he's gay.
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The first episode of John Callahan's Quads! aired on February 02, 2001.
The last episode of John Callahan's Quads! aired on October 19, 2002.
