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Pauly and Davo reminisce about their school days, while Rocky and Habib attempt to pull off a ATM scam.

The premier of NSW passes a new homeboy law allowing police to detain and search anyone in a baseball hat or tracksuit. Unfortunately for the workers at the fat pizza pizzeria their uniforms consist of tracksuits and baseball caps. Pauly is arrested in a case of mistaken identity by two hopeless detectives. A disgruntled customer hires a hitman to kill Pauly because of a mix up on a pizza delivery. Even though its Sleeks birthday he is beaten Rodney King style by the whole police force. Claudia MacPherson has been videoed having sex with her boyfriend and the video is being broadcast on the internet and mama Gigliotti is under attack by some middleclass homeboys. The episode is narrated by Ian Turpie doing his version of Australia most wanted.

Pauly finds himself left for dead in the desert as a result of the previous episodes alien abduction. Sleek is lost in the corridors of SBS on his way to a delivery and Bobo hires a replacement for Pauly; Dougie the pizza boy. In this show Dougie is a former actor and star of TV comercials who has been in prison for drugs charges and is on work release when Bobo hires him. Unfortunately for Dougie he meets a gruesome end at the hands of serial killer Clarence Bumpkin. Pauly is lost in the desert and is attacked by snakes, bumpkins and the supermodel on a desert shoot.

Pizza returns for a third season bigger, better and cheesier than ever. Pauly’s a victim of road rage and nearly chokes a cop; Bobo attacks Leonard, his new and disabled apprentice; and Habib gets home detention for keeping a rocket in his backyard. The new series introduces Davo, who’s new to the delivery game—he’s on day release from jail; Slick, a rapper who can’t rap and Rocky, the chick magnet.

It's Bobo's 40th birthday and the boys get him a stripper which gets him in trouble with Mama and Lin Chow, Pauly has girlfriend troubles and Habib tries to pull off an insurance scam.

It's Anzac Day and Pauly marches for his Grandfather who served in Gallipoli. The Prime Minister is assassinated over the GST. Sleek turns a B&S ball into a rave and his Lebanese friends sells drugs to the bumpkins.

The 4th series opens with a new shop and 4 new delivery boys. Kev the Kiwi - an ex-bouncer Chong Fat - who is a terrible driver Junior - a psychotic apprentice chef and DJ BJ - a terrible DJ. Pauly and Habib are still working for Bobo and while gets a new car the new delivery boys get scooters.

Habib and Rocky get arrested and become informers, Mama has a plan and Pauly gets blue balls.

The pizza delviery boys go to SEXPO in this special episode where Pauly interviews pornstars.

The boys go on a road trip to Melbourne.

Davo joins a sex cult

The Fat Pizza crew have been seeing too many terrorism ads, which leads Jabba to beleiving that Habib's a terrorist. Meanwhile Pauly trys to rescue captured hostages from City Link, while Bobo meets Prime Minister John Howard at the pizza shop.

Pauly and Sleek get marooned on a South Sea island when a fishing trip goes wrong. Bo Bo hires escapees from an immigration detention centre to replace Sleek and Pauly, one of whom is an infamous Bosnian war criminal.

Pauly warns Sleek about the dangers of pizza delivery: "mate it's the second most dangerous job in the western world, in the third world they don't even have pizza delivery its that dangerous". Sleek and Pauly encounter SWAT teams, pyscho customers, celebrity orgies, home invasions and even alien life. As pauly says "pizza delivery—it's a dangerous buisness".

Pauly's nephew is possessed by the Devil. Sleek is kidnapped and has his kidneys stolen for Claudia Macpherson's transplant. It's a full moon and this causes drama for Bobo.

The Pizza guys have girlfriend problems—Sleek falls in love; Pauly takes a date to the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge; and Bo Bo meets a disabled woman on the internet and takes her to dinner.

The new James Bond film is being made at some movie studios near the Fat Pizza pizzeria. Supermodel Claudia MacPherson is cast in the film much to the dismay of co-star Brad Pitts. Sleek is injured in a delivery to a wrestling ring and spends the episode chasing a good compo lawyer as well as trying to deliver a pizza to an elusive Bobby DeNiro who is in Australia for the new film. Bobo chainsaws a runaway kangaroo for salami and Pauly has a run in with petrol station owner Kamahl over a difference of opnion concerning the dangers of mobile phones.

Bobo closes the shop early and gets ready to date a sexy somebody he met on the Internet. Sleek and Pauly have a night on the town. As usual not all is well in the land of fat pizza. The mother of all road rages ensues, bouncers, midgets plane crashes and dead bodies turn the night upside down. The shows finale is very Priscilla queen of the desert!

The guys do an insurance job to get a new shop. Sleek returns from a holiday in Lebanon. Pauly experiences road rage with Saddam Hussein.

Pauly and Sleek take off for a weekend at the snow and return to a Dog Day Afternoon style siege at the motor registry.

Pauly thinks he is on a mystery flight to Surfers, but ends up in Vietnam. Bo-Bo buys toxic cheese from Russia and Sleek, who thinks he's gay, delivers to the Mardi Gras.

Sleek stars in a Survivor-style reality program with six beautiful models. Pauly encounters road rage with Anthony Mundine and Mike Tyson; and Bo Bo gets a new apprentice who is subjected to "apprentice abuse".

When the Tax Department closes Bo Bo's shop for a $1 million GST debt, he blows up the Tax Office in an Oklahoma style bombing. Pauly and Sleek take a road trip to Melbourne.

Bo Bo visits the shrink because of mental problems brought on by the shop. Pauly wants to become an actor and quit working. Sleek applies for a loan to kick-start his rap career.

Pauly's car gets confiscated by the police and destroyed. He then buys a new car, DJ BJ breaks Bobo's pizza oven, by hooking up his turntables. With the oven broken, Bobo is forced to ring Pizza Shack to order pizzas for his customers. Habib rips off a Christian family and a gang war between Kev the Kiwi's Maori gang and Rocky the Lebanese Rambo's Lebanese gang, causes problems for Fat Pizza.

We visit Hong Kong and Hashfield Heights. It’s Father’s Day and Bobo is giving away screwdrivers as part of a Father’s Day promotion. The pizza boys reminisce about their dads. Kev the Kiwi remembers his first beer with his dad. We learn the whereabouts of Habib’s father and Pauly reflects on his dad Alfredo, who disappeared when he was five. We learn that Alfredo Falzoni was the basis for Ian Fleming’s anglicized James Bond. Alfredo, the Maltese James Bond, was trained in espionage by the British after World War II. We discover secrets about the JFK assassination, Bruce Lee, Area 54, dead aliens, Harold Holt, Gough Whitlam and the moon landing. It's retro, conspiracy Pizza at its best. Cameos include Bessie Bardot, JFK, Marilyn Monroe and Bruce Lee.