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Frank is on a quest for revenge after Mia has been humiliated by Per Pallesen in her tea salon. Lene is visited by a good old Norwegian friend, who drives Casper crazy with wild macho stories from Norway. Always wilder than anything Casper himself has experienced.

Tragic consequences at the restaurant "Spiseriet" follows Franks displacement of his treasured Mont Blanc pen. Mia receives a representative from the Royal Court and Frank gets into trouble with his razor, Mia's private parts and a barber's itch.

Frank excels with his knowledge of the duodenum. Casper says yes to performing as a DJ at a support event for Amnesty International, and Mia is busy getting new perennials for the garden. At the same time, a bunch of young students get to put grills in Frank and Casper's head, and they come out in an eventful game with flirtation, lies and ostomy bags.

Iben and Mia are taking a masturbation class for women with Pernille Højmark. Casper and Frank give the impression that they support the idea but end up too close to the event. And finally, Carøe sends his porn magazine with hairy women to Frank, but it ends up at Miss Moss.

Frank, Mia, Casper and Iben have gone on a ski holiday over the New Year, and quite by chance they meet Pivert and Bodil. During a pleasant moment, the talk falls on orgasm, and it dawns on everyone that Mia has never had an orgasm with Frank. Casper thinks Frank needs to be free for Mia so she can get really comfortable with him. The courtship is planned down to the smallest detail, but Frank gets to create a shitty situation, and that is not the best starting point for a happy ending.

Frank fears for his health. He is sore in the back and has difficulty sitting still for long periods of time. A worried Mia thinks the seagull should be checked. Klaus Riskær decides to sponsor the staging of Far from Las Vegas as a musical. But his conditions are painful. Soon, Frank is on edge with the entire "Far from Las Vegas" team and Martin Brygmann.

Frank and Casper goes to pick up tickets for Speedway at "Parken". Don Ø (Flemming Østergaard) is baking cookies with his grand daughter. As Frank refuses to eat anything prepared by children, he refuses the offered cookie. Meanwhile, Frank pursues a female badminton-player, Nina.

Casper's celebrity football team, which includes Lars Højer and Mads Mikkelsen, is plagued by cancellations leading up to an important promotion match. Frank begs for a place on the team, but has to get football boots himself. He loses a foothold on the shabby track and everything ends in a real confusion of tackles, needles, patent leather shoes and AIDS.

Frank has got a little depression. Casper has many good ideas for how Frank can get in a better mood, and soon Frank is involved in both cup painting and a Silas Holst musical. But is that enough to spice up a middle-aged man?

Casper and Frank are working on a script that Bille August is interested in. They want to go to Malaga and write like in the old days. Mia has started to croquis, but does not think Frank supports her creative expressions, he is more concerned with him who has been a model for her. How long does it take before you have to borrow a stranger's toilet, whether Iben has kissed with others, and what it is with the croquise model, we get an answer before Frank and Casper return home.

Frank and Mia's lives have stalled, and Casper has buried himself under the covers of depression. Frank buys a video camera, but Casper does not understand what he wants to film when something exciting is no longer happening in their lives. But then a snow-white drama ensues in Mia's trade. Allegations, friendships and alibis are investigated, and in an evocative way, Frank's camera becomes the center of the redemption of it all.

Bodil has suffered major brain damage due to a giant olive. Though Frank has a hard time being around people with severe brain injuries, he helps Pivert transfering Bodil to a treatment facility. Casper explains that oral sex and being able to recite the alphabet has nothing to do with each other and declares that he once have had sex with a mentally retarded (sic!).

Frank and Mia need a new sports car, and does Tim Christensen now have something to do with it? Lars Hjortshøj, who has just been appointed H.C. Andersen ambassador, gets in trouble with his Au-pair girl. Frank buys panties, Iben gets a muzzle on, and everything ends differently than anyone had dreamed of.

A parliamentary election is on the doorstep, and Frank is loyally helping his father-in-law in his election campaign for CD. That puts Frank on edge with the Unity List. The beer club has entered into a collaboration with Carlsberg on the production of a new beer. The purchase of a pair of oversized shoes unfortunately gives Frank trouble getting through an important meeting with Carlsberg's board. Moreover, Claire's neo-religiousness reaches new painful heights. Frank's only bright spot is a lovely champagne saber.

Frank and Casper have invited Lars Hjortshøj into their company. They are going on a 'shake-together' trip to Sweden. Sweden offers lovely girls, fish in the lake and bonfires in the evening. But Lars gets off on the wrong foot with a Swedish 'girl' and before long the three are on the run in the Swedish forests, with the Swedish youth behind them.

Frank and Casper feel reduced to being beasts of burden for Mia and Iben. In an attempt to rectify the situation, Frank decides he needs a Harley - just like the one Casper has. However, before the acquisition is finalized, Frank needs to pass the test The Eye of Thor.

Frank and Casper are visiting Frank's childhood home. It's beautiful in the country, and they get to buy the motorcycle with sidecar that Mia has always wanted. But in a very short time, Frank and Casper find themselves in an inferno of accusations that contain stories of storks, a brothel, and a friendship with a pedophile.

Casper and Frank have entered the galloping industry and have invested in a racehorse named Biggie-Blackie. Unfortunately, they get off on the wrong foot with the size of the jockey, parking attendants, and black bank advisers. And Mia reveals erotic secrets from her past.

Casper has left Iben and moved to a hotel. And Mia has finally gotten pregnant. Frank makes decisions that cast doubt on whether he is for women or men, while a bag of pork belly brings him on edge with an accountant, a Muslim and a taxman. And are there explanations that are good enough to defend that Frank is running around in underwear in public places?

Frank and Mia want to buy a used piano. When Frank finds out that the seller is a Muslim, he takes over the negotiations. That kind of requires a man. Casper and his new wife Lene are coming to dinner. Mia is not entirely sure about that. Casper and Lene are so wild and they themselves are so boring. Frank does not think they have any reason to be ashamed of anything. Their relationship is far better than Lene and Caspers. It's real, solid and most importantly - they know each other.

Frank forgot Mia and his fifth anniversary and instead planned to go to a monster truck rally with Casper. Unfortunately, Iben's grandmother fell critically ill, throwing a wrench into Frank and Casper's plans. Casper's friend John Zoffman have a severe back injury. Frank falls out of a photographer's wheelchair, and a small irreplaceable shrine from Iben's childhood pictures disappears. Everything is of course Frank's fault.

Mia wants a new chair, but Frank sees no reason to invest in expensive furniture. He believes the money has been spent better on a shared lawn mower with the neighbor. But the contents of Frank's bird box come across the good neighborhood, and Frank starts the sweet revenge. Among other things, he will pretend to be one of the Muhammad cartoonists. Before long, a life-threatening situation arises in the home, and Mia curses Frank's reed shoes far away.

Frank and Mia have moved to the countryside, and together with Casper they go to an animal show. Mia goes home before the boys, and the next morning she meets the sight of a cow tied to a tree in her garden. Frank and Mia want a circle of friends among the locals in the city, and they say yes to participating in the city's annual dilettante show. Frank is not entirely happy with her, he has to play opposite, and his attempts to get things the way he wants them have consequences for who become the new friends in the country.

Frank is going to a high school reunion party. He wants to appear successful, especially to his high school crush Rikke. Casper is approached by a female stalker at the private address, who behaves threateningly, and CC ends up going to a party with Frank. However, Casper is relegated to waiting in the car so that he does not outshine Frank. But it doesn't work that way.

Frank feels particularly selected to take part in a research project, to which Eske Willerslev invites him somewhat by chance. Frank's expectation of his position in the project quickly turns out to be grossly misjudged.

Frank is to celebrate Saint Hans with his in-laws, who have long suspected Frank of being to blame for Mia's childlessness. It all starts fine, but before long, Frank is to blame for a family tragedy involving his mother-in-law's wedding dress, second-degree burns, fart bacteria and an honor sport.

Mia and Frank have moved in with Mia's parents. They are trying to find ways to cultivate the joys of privacy anyway. Casper's depression is now so severe that he has been hospitalized and Frank is in a dilemma, should he prioritize sex or his sick friend? Persistent attempts on the part of Frank and Mia to find "alone time" are wasted, and Frank admits that the father-in-law gets more sex than he does.

Frank, Mia, Iben and Casper go on a weekend trip to Dragsholm Castle with Lars Hjorthøj and his wife Tina. The girls are looking forward to fun and the boys are looking forward to men's talk, hunting and a little "vuf". But already on arrival, Frank makes himself unlucky, and before long, the alluring waitress Louise is the center of sexual fantasies and mutual accusations of murder. But everything is overshadowed when an unprecedented connection between Lars Hjortshøj and Vibeke Hartkorn comes to light.

Frank and Mia are going to China. Frank is worried about Muffi because it has to be taken care of with Morten Olsen's dog. And maybe Muffi can benefit from Mia's friend, who has had an ugly burglary recently. At the same time, Frank and Casper have started fencing, and here the talk is about impotence and viagra, but Frank will not listen.

Frank and Mia want to adopt a child and must be approved by the adoption office. Frank is considering signing up as the kids' Santa in the fencing club, and Mia does what she can to make Frank appear attractive. Lars Hjortshøj and Tina Bilsbo want to help them, but when the talk comes about experimental adult sex, the mood changes, and the good attempts have fatal consequences.

Mia is very impressed with the lifestyle experts in 'Do You Know the Type'. That's annoying Frank. It requires no special abilities, he believes. For a dinner at Casper's, Frank gets the opportunity to 'battle' with a real expert - and things develop.

Frank and Casper are out bowling with Jarl Friis-Mikkelsen. The situation develops, and later the three meet again for a sad event, where Michael Meyerheim gives a speech. At the same time, a man standing close to Frank is very surprisingly caught for shoplifting. An episode which in turn causes Frank to have a controversy with TV 2 news reporter Poul Erik Skammelsen.

Mia forces Frank to get his sperm count checked. Complications including a children's DVD, a porn movie and a furious Iben ensues. Casper finds a pregnancy test in the kitchen - disbanding the idea, that Frank could have placed it there, he moves on to find the guilty part...

Frank and Mia are looking at houses. The previous owner's wife is dead, but the body has never been found. Frank finds a bone in the garden, and his stubborn eagerness for the bone to be checked leads to shards in the joy of him and Mia. This is how it goes when Niels Hausgaard inaugurates Frank and Casper in the secret behind the "Bispebjerg trick", which is the closest you can get to having sex with someone other than your partner, without being unfaithful.

Frank turns 40 and it will be celebrated in style at Hotel Josty. Casper has been his best friend for 11 years and is set to be the toastmaster. But when he offers his semen so that Mia and Frank can have a child, the mood changes, and at the same time Frank destroys the possibility that Mia can live close to her little niece. Frank's birthday is going well, but an important person is missing.

Casper and Iben are getting married at a water depth of eight meters in Thailand. The friends are in the process of taking the diving certificate and Frank is proud of the role of bestman. Frank helps Casper clean up the sweet life of the past with Signe Lindkvist. But Lars Hjortshøj's cold sores come across, and the wedding is in danger.

There is dissatisfaction in the neighborhood with the rude but good butcher Lund. So when Frank by detours gets a 'service for good' in the criminal environment, he decides to give Butcher Lund a lesson. Casper has invented the best infidelity trick of the century - a 'candy fox'. However, they both completely lose control of what they have set in motion.

Jarl Friis Mikkelsen is working with Casper on a relaunch of the TV series "Matador" as a cartoon. Frank argues with the Pakistani Import/Export man in the next office because he plays ethnic music loudly, which could affect Casper and Jarl's project. Mia enlists Frank to collect for the Red Cross, but the joy of helping others will soon be replaced by irritation.