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This episode starts out with Carlos giving some helpful advice about tattoos. Carlos learns to tyalk to animals. We have a segment of the ""Newlymets"". Carlos finishes off the episode with another great segment of ""Why the **** is this News?""

Carlos explores what women want in a man, with his special guest Gene Simmons. Carlos also redefines holidays, including Father's Day, Easter, Christmas/ Hannukah, and Thanksgiving.

Carlos makes his famous" DeeDeeDee" catch phrase into a music video. Also, Carlos hosts a wrestling tournament that pits religious icons against one another. Tune in to find out who will rule the earth in Carlos' "Royal Religious Rumble" with co-host WWE's The Edge.

Carlos hits the streets to ask the question "Is Gay the New Black?," featuring special guest star Robin Williams. He also investigates what it would have been like if Jesus was married, in the first installment of "That's F*cking Historical

“Cultural Explorer” Carlos takes a look at West Hollywood’s gay community, and later reveals his new clothing line, “Sean Juan”.

Carlos hosts the first ""Dee Dee Dee"" Awards, and with the power of freedom of speech let's anyone say anything.

Carlos “Out the Beaner”, lays down the law with stupid people as “Judge Carlos”, and discovers the last white guy left in the barrio.

Carlos has developed a children's show that he hosts, that takes place in unknown but developing nation. We also get a peek at what an office would be like if he had Alzheimer's.

Carlos and rapper Method Man tackle the ""N word''; Carlos reviews summer movie releases.

Carlos' Supreme Court picks; ``Carlos the Dinosaur'' teaches kids about real life; ``Why Aren't You Working'' questions, where Carlos goes around the town and bugs people that don't have jobs.

Want to know how to make a woman happy? Carlos has some suggestions, if you dare. A gay man is a small town is honored in a Carlos way.

High gas prices are a target this week as Carlos sets out to see what people will do to save money at the pump. Also featured is Carlos’s brother Joseph with his new DVD collection.

In the premiere episode, Carlos enlists the help of fellow comic Peter Boyle to read his hate mail, and then he investigates racist road signs.

Carlos sends a special message to baby "Tom-kitten". Then he gives us his answer to The Soprano's with his own version of the show featuring a Hispanic crime family (with special guest star Cheech Marin!). He also whips a group of whiny, stupid people into shape as Drill Sergeant Carlos.

Carlos takes a look back with some of his favorite moments from the second season so far and explains how he came up with all this crazy stuff. Featuring clips from "Wetback Mountain," his Kanye West video, and "It's Hard out Here for a Ho" with Dave Attell.

Carlos takes us back in time and reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment. Also, Carlos introduces a new "music video" by the mega rich "Sheik Rapper." And Carlos shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.

Carlos introduces us to his version of Barato. Also included, Carlos heads to TV central for Iraq E!TV, to show us the new line-up for fall.

"Are You Smarter than a Wetback?" is a new game show that Carlos introduces. Rappers in prison and their experience behind bars, is the music video of the week.

Is America ready for a Female President? That is the question that Carlos hits the streets with. Special guests and a poetry event also take center stage.

Freedom of Speech does it really exist or is it a figment of our imaginations? Club Carlos is introduced with the motto: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dee-Dee-Dees!

Carlos takes on a sensitivity training class. Then the world of speed dating where Carlos dresses as a Latina woman trying to find a mate.

The first Latino Super-Hero makes his way onto the screen. Then Carlos talks with some friends about jobs they should never have.

Carlos sets out to expose why people don't want to vote for a black president. Carlos also knows he is not the only one to do racial impressions, so he hits the streets to prove his point.

Judge Carlos makes a come back...to set everyone straight and lay down the law Carlos Style. Wild animals do not belong in the city, but Carlos is going to show a few how to.