[1] When cops pull a man over for an unregistered vehicle, he reports police - to the police. [2] In Florida, a chase ensues after the driver, a local rich girl, fails to stop. [3] In Wisconsin, police investigate reports of dogs being kept in poor conditions.

[1] A suspected drunk driver refuses to get out of her car. [2] Another brazen and cocky DUI suspect attempts to bribe his way out of jail. [3] In one neighborhood, New Year's Eve celebrations shatter when a stolen car drives off a cliff.

[1] Police in Marathon, FL, find an unruly woman who will come neither quietly nor easily. [2] In La Crosse, WI, officers engage in a dangerous late-night pursuit. [3] In Lakewood, WA, a drunk driver first causes a crash, then a real stink.

[1] A man barred from a bar and a nearby gas station refuses to accept he is no longer allowed to return. [2] A big rig accident causes mayhem when live cargo scatters across the highway. [3] A drunk driver involved in a crash, tries to employ her local celebrity status.

[1] Flagler County, FL: Officers are stunned when a young man confesses to one crime after another. [2] North Ridgeville, OH: A man racing home for Christmas fights with cops and spends the holiday in jail. [3] Albuquerque, NM: A woman flirts with her attractive arresting officer.

[1] Sparta, WI: After a sobriety test, a man runs away, leading to a breathless foot chase across town. [2] Albuquerque, NM: A drunk man refuses treatment after his friend stabs him. [3] Pensacola, FL: A woman claims she doesn't need a license to drive.

[1] Officers in Illinois must call for backup after a renegade granny resists arrest for DUI. [2] A retired cop handcuffs his fellow neighbor and calls police, but he's not who he seems. [3] As Atlanta party guests hide, cops uncover a surprise.

[1] Albuquerque, NM: Police catch a woman, literally red-handed, after spray-painting a neighbor's garage. [2] West Bend, WI: A man puts on a bizarre show for the camera inside his jail cell. [3] Fort Wayne, IN: The mayor tries to avoid arrest after drinking and driving.

[1] Cops chase two men after a hit-and-run with a patrol car leaves a trail of wreckage and it leads to an unlikely hiding place. [2] A gas station robbery is not what it appears to be. [3] A man spends a night in lock-up after falling off his motorcycle.

[1] At Atlanta's international airport, a passenger goes on the rampage with a fire extinguisher. [2] In Illinois, police pull over an erratic driver who nearly causes a deadly pile up. [3] In Texas, cops try to remove a giant python underneath a car.