When cops pull a man over for an unregistered vehicle, he reports police - to the police. In Florida, a chase ensues after the driver - a local rich girl - fails to stop. In Wisconsin, police investigate reports of dogs being kept in poor conditions.

A suspected drunk driver refuses to get out of her car. Another brazen and cocky DUI suspect attempts to bribe his way out of jail, and in one neighbourhood, New Year's Eve celebrations shatter when a stolen car drives off a cliff.

A drunk driver who causes a crash makes a real stink.

A man, barred from a bar and gas station, refuses to accept he is no longer allowed to return. A big rig accident causes mayhem when live cargo scatters across the highway. A drunk driver involved in a crash, tries to employ her local celebrity status.

In Florida, officers are stunned when a young man confesses to one crime after another; in Ohio, a man racing home for Christmas fights with cops and spends the holiday in jail; in New Mexico, a woman flirts with her attractive arresting officer.

After a sobriety test, a man runs away, leading to a breathless foot chase across town; in Albuquerque, a drunk man refuses treatment after his friend stabs him; in Florida, a woman claims she doesn't need a license to drive.

Officers in Illinois must call for backup after a renegade DUI granny resists arrest; a retired cop handcuffs his fellow neighbor, but he suspects the man is impersonating an officer; as Atlanta party guests hide, cops uncover a surprise.

In Ohio, an entitled CEO goes wild when officers pull him over on a suspected DUI; an angry driver crashes through the entrance of a police station; in Washington, a drunken partygoer bites an officer when he escorts her out of a nightclub.

Police catch a woman, literally red-handed, after spray-painting a neighbor's garage; an Indiana mayor tries to avoid arrest after drinking and driving; a man puts on a bizarre show for the camera inside his jail cell.

Cops chase two men after a hit-and-run with a patrol car leaves a trail of wreckage and an unlikely hiding place. A gas station robbery is not what it appears to be, and a man spends a night in lock-up after falling off his motorbike.